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Hey /b/ I found these growing in my backyard what are my chances

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Hey /b/ I found these growing in my backyard what are my chances of death if eaten
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>>686195760
tf bro thats weird af
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those are molly moochers they are wind and edible. very good deep fried.
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>>686195760
None. Non lethal
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A little over 9000
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>>686195760
if the spores get in your lungs, 100% chance of a slow (months) death
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>>686195890
Just where do you think you are?

EAT
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Fry in butter and cover in flour then enjoy
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>>686195993
this
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>>686195760
They look kind of like huge Morel mushrooms....if they are Morels theyre fine to eat but hey I'm not a mushroom expert.
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>>686195760
Those are delicious and expensive. Morel Mushrooms
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Its a morel its probably edible but you should double check
http://www.michiganmorels.com/morels2.shtml
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if this is dubs then you eat it
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>>686195760
holy fuck bro thats an amazing specimen!!!
its called a morel, theyre fucking delicious, fancy resturaunts would pay $$$ for that shit
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>>686196156
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>686195760
Morel mushrooms
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Have 100 guys take a bite and see how many dies. That's your chance of dying
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>>686195760
As a mycologist i would say that because the bulb is wider at the base than that of an actual morel i would say if you dont die your liver will be destroyed...or you will vomit your guts out...figuratively of course. Unless you bought it from a store like a baiting faggot, then the qrower should invest in more uniform to morel spores
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>>686195760
http://www.farmanddairy.com/top-stories/morel-mushroom-hunting/325728.html
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>>686196099
I see the resemblance but I still wouldn't trust them
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>>686195760
those are false morels, not highly toxic but problematic. Chance of death less than 5%
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>>686195760
zero.
around here they call them miracles because it's a miracle if you can find one.
i believe it's called a morel or something.
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>>686195760
If that's a morel, you just hit a goddamn jackpot!

If that's a false morel (doesn't look like one, but I'm no foraging expert) they're still edible buy you need to parboil it like three times before you eat them or they're poisonous.
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>>686195993
>He actually called them Molly Moochers.

Are you West Virginian?
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>>686196307
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>>686196458
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>>686196307
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>>686196249
They also are extremely large for real morels, ive never seen them that big is why i have my doubts
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>>686196428
No, but I am a Jew is that close enough?
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>>686195760
Boil it before you eat it.
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>>686196393
It's hollow all the way through it's real
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>>686196615
Get the fuck out you piece of shit.
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>>686196614
nope. we aint got no jews here in west BY GOD virginia.
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Not bait, there's three more growing out there
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>>686195760
Don't trust anybody on /b/
Listen, the way you test to see if something is poisonous is place it in your elbow, grind it up a little and make it a little wet, wait 30 minutes. If you get a rash, it's poisonous. If you don't get a rash, place a little bit between your lip and teeth, wait another 30 minutes. If still no irritation, inject a small amount and wait 4 hours
If you still don't trust it, find a certified mushroom hunter. Be really careful with any kinds of mushrooms
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>>686195760

They are morel mushrooms. They are good with game meats and in cream sauces. Your lucky, they are fuckin tastey.
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Those are magic mushrooms OP. Eat a whole one and you will be high as fuck.
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>>686195760
>Hey /b/ I found these growing in my backyard what are my chances of death if eaten

little if you just shroom your ass with it
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>>686196786
Ok jamey
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>>686195760
Morels, highly sought after. Supposed to taste like steak.
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>>686196786
>inject a small amount
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>>686196558
>Never let the Internet be the final word
/thread
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>>686196756

those are definately some kind of mushrooms. it's safe to eat
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>>686195760
Morel fry in a dry pan and add seasonings
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Are morel mushrooms really that rare? When I was a kid there were dozens of then growing in my grandma's yard.
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>>686196786
Also, here's an identification website, I would still follow all of what I said http://www.michiganmorels.com/morels2.shtml
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>>686196058
possibly in the opposite order...
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>>686196921
I mean ingest, good catch
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>>686195760
They look like Morelles, but Morelles have a toxic look-a-like.
but neither grow in the average person's backyard, so bait.
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>>686196944
In some places they are. I have spent probably 40 hours looking for them this year and have found exactly zero. And they do grow in this area. It's not like I'm wandering around the deserts of Nevada or something.
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>>686196843
Who?
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I think OP ate it he left
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>>686197094
They totally do grow in the backyard you cab see through the fence
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>>686197296
This.

OP is dead.
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>>686197514
>>686197715
are you fucking retarded
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>>686197296
>>686197715
samefag
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>>686197296
>>686197715
same
>>686197770
>>686197899
fag
Might be the same person, might be 2 different people. Post proof.
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>>686197992
you and I are the only people in this thread
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I grew up in the country mushroom hunting every year. Those are fine, just make sure you soak them in water for a few hours and wash thoroughly to remove bugs.
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>>686198103
Are we?
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Don't fuck with mushrooms you don't get at the store
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>>686195760
Those are morels, incredibly delicious. Lucky bastard. But just in case since im judging from a picture, look up morels and false morels (poisonous lookalike) just to be sure. False morels have a solid stem and are connected at the top of the cap where actual morels are hollow and the cap is completely connected to the stem. Im assuming you picked them low and thats why the bottom of the stem is partially solid
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>>686196307

dont give false info man. those are true morels and edible. plus very delicious.

>>686195760

the one in pics is fake morel. name in filename. these kills after high consumption
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>>686198339
Op here. A couple years back my father found this one in the woods and we fried it up and ate it with thin steaks, good stuff
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>>686195760
Looks like it could be Verpa Bohemica. Parboil it for sure, discard the liquid.
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>>686196786
>>686195760
>>686198493

OP trust me im a wild mushroom hunter, you can see some mushrooms I collected in fall. Eat those.
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>>686195760

those are morells you fucking idiot. People pay more for those. You wont die but youll get the shits.
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>>686198751
>>686195760

it is from morchellacea family for sure.

only mushroom resembles to it is gyromitra esculenta, but those look like brain on head.
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>>686196307
This, will cause vomiting and the shit for a few days. Would not eat.
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>>686199212
Dude! Are those Trumpets of Death? Craterellus Cornucopioides? Those are great, much better than Chanterelles.
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>>686199854

i like both but my all time favorite is boletus family aka. porchini
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>>686195760
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>>686200382
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>>686200430
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>>686200522
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mushroom hunter here. those are some damn good lookin morels. EAT up
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I wouldn't risk it with mushrooms since the deaths are usually incredibly painful and your corpse will be so embarrassing.

Imagine a blood/shart spray that leaked out your ass down your leg and your liver finally failed and your intestines burst.

Its just not a good experience for anyone.
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It's a morel, look it up, only one mushroom family that looks like that and they are all edible and delicious. If you don't eat them you are a faggot for picking and wasting some if the most expensive wild mushrooms around.
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>>686200730
Agreed, best dried.
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>>686195760
quit lying, seasons over for them
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>>686200687

thats true but this family has very unique shape and look, so it will be fine. not poisonous
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>>686200382
>>686200430
>>686200483
>>686200522
>>686200582

>implying we can read your jibberjabber
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>>686201105

there is still time for morel season to end. and it depends so mush on climate. in some places in grows even in late june
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>>686195760
That's a morel. Cover them in cracker crumbs and fry them, they are delicious
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Seems legit OP
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>>686201358
>so mush
cool Freudian slip
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>>686201253

wtf. didn't post for you to read. Just fucking look at the picture and read scientific name. There is also a fucking FORK icon with green. If you can't figure something that easy you are retarded
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>>686195760
Yup, those are actual morels, not false morels. Morchella "caps" are attached to the stem, like yours. Gyromotria/Verpa caps are free like a bell. They are safe to eat and will actually improve in flavor if dried. *Amateur mycologist fag for 20 years
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>>686200101
Yeah, we get a lot of lentinus around here, pretty good.
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honestly OP, there are numerous species of inedible fungi that are identical to fungi that are unless you are a professional. Unless you have experience in this area there is no guarantee you aren't eating a false edible.
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>>686195760
1 way to find it out
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What state, OP? Michigan just recently classified about 20 different species of morels in their state with the new state morel being Morchella Americana
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>>686201115
>>686202031

see

also people confirmed it is morel by giving scientific clues.


But still this is how you must think of every mushroom, if you are not %100 sure dont take the risk.
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>>686201603
stfu sandnigger
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>>686202276

didn't know morels grow in US. Actually I don't know how many edible mushroom types there is in america since most of the mushrooms comes from eu especially mediterranean area.
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They're extremely expensive Morel Mushrooms, I pick them all the time in Michigan.

Fry them up in butter with onions and put on top of a steak with a little blue cheese...

Better than any drug you can find
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>>686202512
As another sandnigger, fuck you.
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>>686199212
Nice Russulas! The black trumpets are similar to morels in the way you find them. You spot one then you start seeing them everywhere.
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>>686195760
mate, just post the fucking picture butter frying them
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>>686202512

k.
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>>686196007
its a poison that will take years to kill you. you might have 70-80 years left if you're lucky
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>>686196307
i think it looks like a true morel, but here's a good tid bit about false ones
http://botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/may2002.html
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>>686202554
>mfw EU has a monopoly on fungus
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>>686202878

yeah, they are somewhat hard to find since they are black and hid themselves good but once you see them there is so much in same spot.

normally I find atleast 2-3 times more mushrooms than in picture in fall season. but it was last days of the season and could only find those. Russulas were good tho. Maybe the best ones in russula family.
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>>686203101
Hilarious and Original!
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Op here, I live in ontario. Decided not to eat tonight because I'm a few beers deep and apparently they're really bad with alcohol
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>>686199212
what russula spp. are you eating?
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>>686204363

those are russula virescens
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>>686204363
They look like shrimp Russulas and green russulas
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>>686198653
that a giant puffball?
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>>686204902
Yup!
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>>686204363
>>686204692

they are greenish most of the time with cracks on it. but some of them has grayish color because of heavy rain.
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>>686195760
dude, those are morels just saute them and they're fucking delicious
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>>686204204
you are a fucking pussy.
see >>686202964
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>>686195760
why do ppl even reply if no timestamp? fucking losers virgin little shits thx for making 4chan great again
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>>686197094
depends on which Morchella spp. whether you find it in a more landscape setting vs. natural ecosystems
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>>686203916
I live in SoCal so mushrooms are scarce down here so I travel to see family in the Bay Area and hunt there. I've picked with Andrew Weil/David Aroura and had some epic hunts. Maybe I'll dig out some old photographs of my finds to post them
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>>686204204
least you can do is store them for later use, maybe theyre good in stir fry?
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>>686197514
>>686196756
>>686195760

those are morels my friend, they're very good if you know how to cook them!
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>>686204204

don't keep them for long. mushrooms get worse quickly
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>>686205351
idk im gay with stuff like that
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yo if those are morel mushrooms you gotta cook em before you eat them they're mildly poisonous
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>>686204692
i wasn't aware that russula were edible! neat
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Morel dip shits.....fry in butter retards
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>>686205348

I have many on my Nikon cam but kinda feel lazy at this time.

I don't know US very well but here in mediterranean we get pretty good stuff and I thought Cali had same climate as here and expected there to be good mushrooms
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>>686205960

If you find some try it. One of the best in russula family
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>>686205533
This
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>>686196177
Checked
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My dog ate some mushrooms from the backyard. He was tripping balls for a minute. He couldn't move.
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>>686206133
It's very dry here with temps/rain conditions that hardly favor mushrooms. In spite of that, I have a morel, spring amanita, chanterelle and White King Bolete Patch I can hunt each year.
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>>686195760
Idk what the name of these mushrooms are but I know that you have to boil them for bout an hour, pour of the water, put in new water, rinse and repeat 4x they are really good tasting but are poisounous if not boiled enough
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>>686205584
my guess would be to cut it in half like you have it and put it into a tupperware box or somthing.
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>>686195760
Could be a false morel being that large and some sponginess in the middle of the stem it should be completely hollow
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>>686207687
HAHAHAHA! Just stop!

These are morrel mushrooms. Fine to eat. Love them. Rinse and let them soak in water with salt over night. It draws out any tiny bugs that might be in the spores. Then batter them in 1/2 flour, 1/2 cornmeal mixture. Add salt and pepper to taste. Fry them in hot cooking oil...flipping every few minutes. You want them to be crispy. Enjoy! I'm jealous!
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>>686208161
Also, cut them in half (long ways)
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