Me and gay friend are camping right now in a camper. Hes in the

SUCK AND FUCK

trips or not, you know you're gonna fuck him, so just sack up and do it, for fuck's sake.

Nothing is happening because nobody will get trips.

fuck him and record it

Rub his elbow then kiss his ear

need video/pics or didn't happen

Find a right moment to kiss him
Make out with him passionately and lead on to fucking
Don't be gay, faggot.
Also, post results.

Kiss him goodnight and go To bed.

OP here. His loud breaths in his sleep and the rain drops on the camper make me think of wet sex when i close my eyes

>>685725165
Roll

>>685725224
Off by one

>>685724659
Dont be a fucking Fag.
Trips get

>>685725165
Roll

>>685725165
So he can follow me into bed and fuck my asshole?

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oshitwaddup

>>685724659
Kiss the booty hole

kill yourself

Wake him up with a blowjob. And then come out to everyone in your life as bi

>>685725180
Just tell him "im so attracted to you right now" then work your way to hot wet gay sex

>>685725401
Rolling for this

>>685724659
*my gay friend and I

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>>685724659
>bisexual

You suck dick or you don't, faggot. It's that simple.

>>685724659
shit if I were in a situation like that i'd go on

Kill yourself

Tell him your bi

sneak over to him and wake him up with a dick in the ass

Step 1)Give him sleeping pills and rape him (take pics)
Step 2)???
Step 3) then blackmail him.

grab his testicles

Scream "Jesus Christ, are you gonna fuck me or not?" at the top of your lungs.

I hope he can hear me jacking off

>>685724659
OP, don't be a fucking fag. Go have gay sex with your friend and show us the time-stamped pics.

>>685725732
And then get naked

>>685725732
This

>>685725732
ROLLING FOR THIS

Just cuddle up to him in his tent, then he can wake YOU up with a blowjob

Get naked and get into bed with him

>>685725732
roll

>>685724659
Fall in love

>>685725732
This

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>>685725889

Slit his throat.

Tell him he has to find somewhere else to stay because you dont trust him because hes gay

>>685724659
suck his dick OP, take pics, timestamp and post
It will be funny because if you delivar you won't be a faggot,but you are a faggot. it would be a paradox.

>>685725732
Roll

Suck his dick

Wake him up rubbing his junk. When he is coherent ask him if he can keep a secret. Then blow job. Don't forget the balls faggot.

>>685726000
Win

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>>685726000
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

>>685726000
Roll

>>685726000
Winrar!!

>>685726000
W7nrar

>>685726000
Nice trips

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>>685725732
roll

>>685726000
aaaaaaaaaaaand winrar.

Punch his face to a pulp.

>>685726111
O shit waddup

>>685726000
WINRAR

>>685726111
oh fuck...

>>685726111
damn...it was almost this.

>>685726111
Dubs confirms

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>>685726000
Here we go

Post results, OP

>>685726111
>>685726000
WHO DO WE TRUST!?

>>685726111
>>685726000
wow. Who'd've thought?

>>685726186
Trips you faggot

>>685726209
Whoever came first.

...Or both.

>>685724659
kill yourself

>>685726209
Obviously the first one you faggot

>>685725713
It's his friend you fucking sociopath.

>>685726209
First trips.

>>685726111
Oh shit!!! Czech'd!

OP better not be a fucking fag and fuck a fag

Well we have a winrar. Since i cant yell and wakeup the other campers in other areas of the camp ill get in his cot and rub his cock until he wakes up then ill whisper what you said in his ear

>>685726273
Let's be honest, OP's not gonna do anything he doesn't already want to do.

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>>685726111
be realistic you idiots you could get quints and it would never happen

>>685726000 RARNIW

>>685724659
Well OP, time for loving.
>>685726000

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>>685726358
Post results OP

>>685726358
Post timestamp if OP u faggot.

Kiss him on the lips and say "goodnight sweet prince" then sleep

>>685724746

hahaha this

Slip it in.

>>685726358
Good enough

>>685725732
Holy kek this

>>685725625
Rolling for this

This better be real, I need some fuggin OC pics to fap to

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>>685727135

Practice bondage with a wood stick

>>685727330
literally.

>>685727472
actually he wasn't enough of a faggot

Op please listen
Step 1. Get your bed wet with water.
Step 2.Wake him up like leave the door open and say the wind caught it.
Step 3. Fuck dude my bed is getting soaked must be a leaky roof or Some shit.
Step 4. Dude move over we are sharing the dry bed.
Step 5. Spoon him slightly and get a boner so that he can feel you poking him with it.
Step 6. Let sexual tension build, breath on his neck not obvious etc.

>>685727636
And my final part of the experiment is proof that everyone on 4chan is gay because secretly they all got mad when i didnt show them something gay (;

Murder suicide..

>>685727842
Everyone? The whole premise of the thread was bound to draw in gay people.

You didn't prove anything.

Faggot.

>>685727977
Then why are you here?... Faggot? (;

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>>685727977
>you

>>685728051
Because I'm bi and into dudes and gay sexual interactions. But that's my point. The thread drew me in because of that possibility.

The majority of straight members wouldn't have bothered, and weren't posting.

Now let's fuck, you fucking homo.

Suck 'n' fuck

So did OP actually turn out to be a non-faggot faggot or is this just troll while we wait.

>>685724659
Good phone reception bro

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>>685724659
Lick his asshole

And then, there was buttsex

>>685724659
Implying every gay man is dtf everyone all the time, Just go to sleep.

>>685729012
Why do you think HIV/AIDS is so common among homosexuals?

On average they are way more promiscuous than straight people.

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>>685725504
God's work.

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>>685728051
nigga u gay

>>685729649

That is an oversimplification. Unprotected buttsecks, while undoubtedly the hottest form of sex that can pass between two people, is also the most dangerous in terms of disease transmission. Heteros do it sometimes, the swordfighting crowd go at it frequently.

Take a shit and rub it all over your dick and force him to blow you.

>>685730076
What's so hot about putting your dick in someone's poop chute?

>>685729649
HIV/AIDS transmission is actually more common between straight people nowadays, dumbfuck.

>>685730236
It's nice and warm and tight in there.

No more requests, guys. Already had two trips rolled and OP turned out to be a fag.

Not the gay kind. The shitty kind.

>>685730341
And so's a pussy. Plus there's no awful smell or chance of poop dick.

I get that gay people don't have many other options but I can't understand why straight people would bother.

One sharpie in both poopers

>>685730444
Assholes are way tighter though.

>>685730444

>what is cleaning before fucking

Vaginas can fucking reek too.

>>685730599
How often do women shit out of their vaginas, though?

>>685730599
Yeah, I bet everyone feels real sexy after a nice enema session before fucking.

>>685730716

I seem to remember like 1/4th of House's patients doing that... and that show was like realistic and stuff right?

>>685730780

Calm down douchebagginson, no one is making you do anything you don't want to do.

... is that it? Did someone make you do something?

>>685731019
Just trying to understand how anal sex is more "sexy" than normal vagina sex.

>>685724659

Just go to sleep, he already knows, you fooled no one. Pretend to be surprised when the insertion happens.

>>685730716

A week every month.

>inb4 different holes. Still organic waste.

>>685730780
You can do it hours beforehand. It's not that difficult.

>>685724659
Have gay sex

>>685724659
rolling 4 stop being gay.

>>685731375
reroll

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>>685730780
"Feel sexy?" What the fuck are you talking about faggot?

>>685731112

Ok fine I will answer your question. It often feels better than pussy for the first 5 minutes or so, but then stretches so effectively that it is not always more tight than pussy after that.

Pussy, I will concede, is better built for fucking.

However, anal is taboo and watching her willingly experience that pain converting to pleasure curve has things to recommend it. Sex is mostly in the head anyway, so if you tweak your emotional interests in sex slightly all sorts of practices jump out of the wall at you suddenly.

There.

>can't scream to wake campers, expects gay camper sex to be quiet.

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>>685731488

Also:

>being able to just shove your dick as far in as possible and nut
>feeling her ass clench around you
>your tensing dick can be felt in the ass

>>685731610
>Thinks any of this is real

>>685725732
Roll

>>685727977
well reasoned

>>685725161
>Kiss him
>Don't be gay faggot

>>685730341
and he's your buddy!

Roll for don't be a degenerate gay

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>>685732260
Youda best.

>>685730716
That bloody blood

>>685732982
think I'd rather get period blood on my dick than shit

>>685732589
Louis CK kek

tell him the story about that one time you shoved a musket up your butthole.

>>685733147
I always fuck on her period, just jump on, and then jump in the shower... no problemo

>>685724659

Ask him if he wants to go for a walk in the rain.

You'll both get soaking wet so as soon as you get back to your camper act like your cold, then strip off all of your clothes and jump into bed together and cuddle together to warm up.

Then just let your hands wander down to his beautiful cock and start fondling him. If he resists you take his cock into your mouth and he'll know that you're serious about having a gay experience with him

>>685724659
Wait for complete silence, wait a few more seconds, and then say 'wanna fuck?'

Go to his tent or whatever and talk to him, and then casually mention your sexuallity and then leave

>>685730716
I had an ex who used to shit out of her mouth but I still let her suck my dick

>>685735241
story pls

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>>685735241

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>>685724659
Dont do it, its your friend m8.

>>685729649
Probably because they never get married and therefore are much less likely to be monogamous.

Gays have it pretty fuckin sweet there.

>>685735458
>>685735666

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_vomiting

>>685736088
Gay people also have a lot more to accept when it comes to their sexuality. They have to accept that they have feelings that deviate from the norm.

Well, that also means they're more likely to be accepting of lots of different sexual behaviors that deviate from the norm. So they'll tend to be more kinky, more open-minded in general when it comes to sex.

That often leads to more sexual people in general, where their sexuality is part of their identity and if they were brave enough to come out of the closet in a world they could never really know whether or not it would accept them, they will be willing to do more kinky or risky things.

I think a larger portion of gay people today would be more "normal", since it's not nearly a big of a deal to be gay today as it used to be, but those deviant sexual behaviors have also become more normalized and prevalent among heterosexual couples as well.