Anyone fucked a chick that was completely passed out? Or fondled

>>685566799
You mean rape?

>>685566976
It's only rape if you get caught.

Fucked a friend from school when she was blacked out drunk. Straight from the movie Kids, minus the AIDS

>>685566976
Nigga, it's not rape. It's a struggle snuggle

>>685567105
No, if you don't get caught, it's still rape.

>>685566799
I did my junior year in high school. I had just moved to a new school that year and a kid there invited me to one of his partys. That particular party ended up pretty big. One girl who was in my class Drake way to much way to fast and my new friend escorted her to a hidden room and a guest house next door. He came back over and led me to the guest room and convinced to to fuck her while she was passed out so I wouldn't be a virgin. I was kind of nervous but she had drank so.much I knew she wouldn't wake up. Myou friend left and I spend the next 30 minutes fucking the hell out of her pussy, ass, and mouth. I ended cumming in her ass. I got her dressed back up and left her there. She didn't wake up till about noon the next day and never had any idea. Best party ever.

>>685566799

I sorta rubbed my junk into one I was tucking in at one point. Wasn't going to do shit, not big on felonious conduct... but I had to carry her to the bed and putting her down was a fine excuse. I was hard enough for it to wake her up, at which point she rapidly consented to the anal. She knew her name, where she was, who I was, and who the prez was so yeh, greenlight.

The funny thing is, that is 100% true. Every once in awhile god is a /b/ro.

Used to fondle my sisters friend when she slept over. Was too scared to try anything past that

>>685567528
Holy shit. Was it weird seeing her around school after that?

>>685567717
It was awesome. I get a boner every time I saw her. She was pretty tall and skinny but in the perfect way. Her pussy was amazing. Almost like a porn stars. Her asshole was perfect too and really tight. Perfectly shaven smooth. We actually both sat at the same table in art class and talked every day. She never stopped talking to me or acted weird at all either.

>>685566799
When I was in college i was RA in a dorm and a few people were drinking in their dorm and passed out together, guys and girls and this chick woke up to find a dude jacking himself over her. She freaked, was crying and shit, people woke started askign questions getting mad, of course that got staffs attention and they pried til they found out what happened and who did it.

TLDR; dude masturbated on a passed out chick in college dorm, got caught and as a result got kicked out of college.
>Imagine explaining that to your grandparents

>>685568568
Well she'd never have any reason to act weird to you at all since she had no idea it was you. You should have totally dated her to see if she would tell you she thought she got raped at a party before. I read a story online once of a guy that did what you did, later dated then married the same girl. He never told her he raped her but he liked to fuck her the same way he did when he raped her and said it turned her on the most

>>685568832
That's why you do it before college, or before your 18.

>>685566799
This was close
https://www.pinkcherryaffiliate.com/sextoys.php?id=2630&url=11591

>best looking chick in middle school put me in the friend zone
>huge tits and ass for our age
>everybody wanted to sleep with her because we were all horny teenagers
>strung me along for a while
>went to a new years bonfire party in the woods and she was there and drinking on ambien
>I was fucked up on my older sisters half gallon of vodka
>someone designated me her babysitter and told me to walk with her further into the woods to piss and probably throw up
>got back in the woods and she pissed in front of me without hesitation and sat down on a log because her phone was ringing
>sat down next to her and she threw herself on me and told me how great I was
>kissed me and grabbed my crotch
>slurring her words like a mess
>rubbed her crotch through yoga pants
>huge cameltoe, my favorite
>pulled my dick out and asked her if she wanted it in her mouth
>blew me for a little while
>fingered her while she did, so wet
>could see shadows coming toward us
>zipped up my pants real quick and walked back telling everyone she was fine
>a couple days later she texted me saying "hey blah blah blah someone said they saw me blowing you, did that happen?"
>said "omg I have no idea I drank so much vodka I forgot the whole night"
>she said okay cool and I never heard anything about it again

>>685568930
I wouldn't have been able to date her. I was the "nice guy". Really quiet and too nice. So basically friend zoned.

>>685567531
idon'tbelieveyou.jpeg

>>685566799

Whenever I used to sleep over my friends house while we were growing up, I would wait until he fell asleep and then I would play with his dick. The more I did it, the bolder I got and I started sucking his dick as well.

I found out later that my friend was awake almost ever time that i molested him

>>685568976
You mean do that while youre still in highschool? Yeah, if I remember highschool word on that shit gets around way quicker than anywhere else. You get caught doing that in highschool your only option is to move away forever.

>>685566799
I was on vacation with my at the time gf at her vacation house a long time ago. One night we slept in the same bed and after she fell asleep I pulled out one of her tits and just sucked on her nipple for at least 15 minutes while jacking off next to her, never woke up and was worth it.

Next night I tried to get a little more daring, we slept in separate beds but in the same room, I tried to pull her pantiea off and eat her out since I thought she was a heavy sleeper, turns out she woke up with my hand in her pants while she was sleeping with her ass up. Told her I was snapping her waist band to make her snore since we had talked about her snoring problem earlier that week. Dumb bitch believed it, never got caught, would do again. The fucking adrenaline rush is like nothing else.

>>685569085
idk man..sounds like she wanted the cock and used her "being drunk" as an excuse

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>>685566799
I got fondled six or eight times by my friend at his house as a teen. Does that count?

>>685569396
I know 2 peoplet who get caught raping someone. They were 16 and the 17. They graduated and both moved to different placed across the country. They are both doing fine and no one they associate with now knows they raped someone. It also helps when you live in a very small, very wealthy area. Money can.be helpful too.

>>685569449
Hard to believe she slept through you sucking her tits. She was def awake but enjoyed it

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>>685566799
No, because I'm not a beta faggot who can't get girls regularly.

>>685567467
Can you prove it? I mean they never got caught..

>>685569684
Did you like it?

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>>685569800
Dubs.
No. I was convinced it was a dream (or rather several dreams) for months. I told my therapist at the time and he got the police involved. I feel guilty tbh

>>685569734
I dont think so, she was one of those "no sex until marriage girls", hated it when I touched her tits when she was awake, hated it when I tried to get her to jack me off, and hated it when I tried to touch her ass. She rejected every sexual step I tried to take. She was 16 at the time if that helps. Was so fucking hot though

>>685570164
Sounds like she was a prude who was too ashamed to admit she enjoyed sex

>>685569251

Inorite. Honestly though she came over to fuck... walks in the door and starts pouring str8 vodka down her throat from the handle. Goes for a good 12th of the handle in one chug like some sort of psycho, finishes swallowing, flahes a sexy grin and says "I haven't had anything to eat today" and giggles.

15 minutes later, I am holding her hair as her guts invert. At the end of the three hours I was putting her into the bed, and then it happened, just like I said.

Was so awesome, but I fucking earned it tbh. It was so bad I asexually stripped her and put her in the shower and spent like 20 minutes getting the puke out of her hair.

>>685570153
Feel guilty about ruining this dudes life? You should

>>685570329
I wish that was the case, but it was a totally different vibe I got from her. She was a bitch about that and fucking complained every time I tried to do anything remotely sexual. I know I'm making it sound like she secretly liked it was never the case, I tried to get her to fuck so many times and it never worked, always ended with a fight about something.

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>>685570504
I wouldn't say ruined. Pretty sure all he had to do was therapy. Well that and endure the conversation with his parents and the police officer. Lol wtf is wrong with me

>>685570382
Well shit, that kind of sounds like she was into you from the start, and was just fishing for an excuse

>>685570935
Nothing, the faggot that replied to you is just a fat rapist

>>685570935
that's really interesting that you feel guilty about it.
I had a chick call the cops on me, and didn't plan on filing any charges. It blew up a little although I got off free of anything besides legal fees. I never had any contact with her whatsoever, and always wondered a little bit about what she was going through

>>685571191

Yeah like I said she came over to fuck, wanted to drink to establish the permission... but nothing about the puking was fake or contrived lol. She genuinely fucked up chugging that vodka on her little empty tummy, poor thang.

So k I took good care of her.

>>685566799
Its exactly the same as normal sex.

Girls cant contract or control the muscles in their vaginal walls, they're just lifeless wet sacks.

its why they spend so much time trying to learn how to belly dance and do other stupid shit with their hips.

>>685571651
>nothing about the puking was fake or contrived
Well of course not, but helping her wash some of it out of her hair was also a bit of a trust building or intimate moment, I think

>>685566976
Its not rape if its consensual dipshit, and consent doesn't have to be during the act, it can be given before the act.

Guy I went to highschool with and the town druggy who was about 32 at the time showed up at a highschool party out in the woods by the lake spot.
Druggy starts hitting on the freshmen at the party offers one of them some Oxys she takes the bait. He tells her to follow him we find them an hour later in the back of Druggy car she's getting fucked in all holes by Druggy and Highschool kid while tied up and knocked out her face was a bruised to shit. They both went to prison Highschool kid got it easy he gets out of prison next year, Druggy dude is in prison for another 20

>>685571985
>implying you need to tie up someone whos passed out.

your campfire story needs more work before you go out an virtue signal to all the chicks on the next camp-out, faggit.

>>685572193
no from what the cops got out of it they tied her up and were trying to fuck her but she was struggling too much and they knocked her out

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>>685571528
I also had like 2-3 years of high school with him, after it all occurred. For the most part we acted like it never happened.

>>685572367
Well that would have been great. All I got was blocked on every single means of contact with her.

>>685571834

She was mumbling incoherently and blacked out at the time, and my arms were shaking from the work of getting her clean without dropping her to some stupid freak death in the tub... but sure why not. Intimate, yeah.

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>>685566799
Gf gave me permission to try it one night.

>So I went and hung out with my roommate while she laid in bed.
>came back about 2 hours later and she was passed the fuck out.
>I fall asleep before her normally, so this is rare.
>Pull down her pyjama pants, no panties
>makes life easier
>spit on my fingers, stick them in
>She doesn't move or anything
>Like she's fuckin' dead.
>I've fondled exes in their sleep before and they moan and grind against my dick
>She doesn't even breathe hard
>No change
>Escalate further and further
>She's laying on her side, I'm behind her, on my knees, nailing her as deeply as I can.
>Normally she howls and tries to pull away when I go really deep
>Not huge dick but big enough I guess
>But right now, she's not moving, or struggling, makes no indication she's being fucked
>But shes soaking wet, tight, and breathing a little harder than before
>Felt better than anything to just fuck the hell out of her without her trying to stop me from going balls deep
>Cum buckets right into her pussy
>gently pull her pants back up and fall asleep
>She woke up the next morning and didn't suspect a thing until I told her
>The face she made, imagine telling a woman you have a 12 inch dick and are a multi-millionaire, the face she would make. Yeah that's the face she made.

>>685572571
Well if a decent looking chick scrubbed puke out of my hair, I'd probably think she was pretty fucking cool

>>685566799
I have and the only reason i got away with it is i did not take pictures or tell a bunch of people.

>>685569449
How beta do you have to be that you have to resort to sleep rape on your GIRLFRIEND.
I knew this place was full of loser virgins but damn this is a whole new level

>>685572833

Most excellent then, for while I am no prize, I sure as hell am decent looking.

>>685572351
Never fucked anyone since then (it was in 2009) but idc. It was so awesome I'm satisfied with not getting laid ever again.

>>685573116
shut up virgin no one cares what you think

>>685572784
THAT HAND IS UNDERAGE

>>685567467
Stop being a beta cuck

moar pics of sleeping girls?

>>685573134
You've done a fair favor for her, and she was at least into you when drunk, so I think you've got the greenlight to pursue her more?

>>685573328
as much as this post is probably a joke, I love how it can be a very legitimate assertion some of the neckbeards here would make

Yeah fucked this black chick I met at a show. Me and her guy cousin took her to a motel he called his girl to come over. He smashed in the shower I fucked passed out black chick on the bed.

>>685572784
Mads?

>>685573617
U wot m8

>>685566799
Nope, that's because when there's alcool I always binge on it, but yeah...
Last year summer time I was drunk and a girl tried to fuck me on the beach, but I didn't get an erection because of alcool

>>685573448

Oh this was years ago, and yes I did fuck her again after.

>>685572351
more pics?

>>685567528
Bullshit story. You didn't last half an hour being a virgin. Try again, kid. Oh, it's spelled "too"

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>>685573730
Wondeful

>>685566799
I would never do that.

I would take her home, let her sleep in my bed and then have her eat a bowl full of hard boiled eggs though.

She'd have to eat all of the eggs.

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>>685572496
I blocked him for about 6 months.. The trick is to be sorry. Draw attention without demanding it. "I'm sorry, what a terrible thing to do to someone, I'll never do it again". All people are different. Maybe I'm particularly weak-willed.

Has anyone ever convinced their girlfriend to get passed out drunk and you have your way with her but have someone else fuck her without her knowing?

>>685574070
well meme'd
I had forgotten about that

>>685574070
Oh Fark what is that from it sounds so familia

>>685572784
Are you multi-millionaire?
Can you send me a milion dollars?
Thanks m8 I'll appreciate

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>>685573852

>>685574217
I'm not planning on it. I don't think a big show was made of what happened, and I sure as fuck do not plan on trying to contact her.
The police and other people involved told me to never try to make contact with her, so any move to repair our contact situation would basically have to come from her.

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>>685574660

>>685574660
She looks great. Post all you got.
Story?

>>685574619
Dude if I was a millionaire I wouldn't be on this site. I'd be nailing some thousand dollar an hour hooker on the hood of a Escort Cosworth.

>>685574714
I think the whole thing was kept pretty contained to just me and her family, so I don't plan to ever make any posts or whatever about it.

>>685574813
Yeah... I'd do the same tbh

>>685574780
Here
>>685567528

Also I'll try to find more.

>>685573858
I spend a lot of time licking and fingerings her pussy. Also took a while to get it in her ass because it was so tight. I also thrusted really slowly and stopped every time I was about to cum. I wanted to make the moment last as much as possible.

>>685574813
and that's why you're not a millionaire

First pussy I ever seen, smelled, touched and tasted was my step sisters while she was sleeping on the living room couch. I first stuck my hand under her little gym shorts and little cotton panties. I was surprised that she had a nice mound of pubes, I was hard as fuck jerking off, I pulled her panties down far enough to see her little pussy lips, stuck a finger down between them then smelled and licked it, then I went and was able to stick my tongue in between as well, I was trying to get it far enough to feel her clit but couldn't really tell. Our parents came home so I had to stop, I could hear the garage door opening, glad I didn't get caught!

>>685573698
Tried to fuck you on the beach? Trying to give other beach goers a show?

>>685573116
I'm not really a beta. I was sexually frustrated, I gave her all the support she needed in everything and I had urges. I'm not gonna cheat on her, and she got mad around the thought of me using porn to get off. It was an alright relationship for being in highschool but she was childish when it came to adult matters. I had needs too and they weren't getting tended to so I did something about it.

It's not rape if it's wet.

>>685574931
Yeah she is hot af

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>>685566799

I worked in a funeral home, does that count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuxPVOsYt_I

Ducked my gf on several occasions while she slept, I would cum in her pussy and her asshole. She would wake up every once and a while, never very happy lol

My ex actually liked to be used like that. Something she loved doing was getting super drunk and have me take "advantage" of her. She said she liked being submissive like that and letting me do anything I wanted. Of course we had rules mostly for safety.

>>685575220
Nope, it wasn't a party on the beach, we were 3 people. It was me and two girl friends and we had a lot of beers and yeah, one of them tried to fuck me on the beach and I was super drunk while she had drunk something like 2-3 beers

Yes. Girlfriends cousin

>>685575184
Hey you gotta have fun sometimes right?

Most of the people who become millionaires through the lottery end up broke, but I wouldn't be a statistic.

I bought a house when I was 22, I know how to control my finances. If I won a million bucks I could turn it into hundreds of millions. Or, at the very minimum, live comfortably until I'm too old to give a fuck.

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Everyday

>>685573868
Who is this guy and what he did to ne popular?

>>685575954
I wish I could have gotten pictures of her pussy and asshole. Was too distracted tho lol

>>685576273
painted his names bob ross, he made a show back when pbs was popular called the joy of painting.

>>685574386
You are a special type of beta unless you want to get rid of her. Dude you want her to cheat without (or secretly will) knowing her? Yeah that's cheating.

>>685566799
A guy called harry garcia i know who was about 19 at the time, fingered a passed out 15 year old, she woke up as he was doing it and started screaming and now everyone knows he's a pedo rapist.

>>685574478
I don't get the meme plz explain

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>>685577009
moar plz

>>685577068
still in socks...

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>>685567467
BUT SHE WONT LET ME PUT IT IN WHEN SHE'S AWAKE AND NOW UR TELLING ME I CANT PUT IT IN WHEN SHE'S SLEEPING TOO? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

>>685567467
Tits or GTFO

>>685566799
I had an ex-gf for a while who thought this was the hottest shit ever.

>>685569153
>"nice guy"
>is a rapist

>>685577763

I did once myself, then I realized she was also the type to fuck 3 dudes at the same time while claiming to be a lesbian

Sluts be sluttin

>>685578301
Right? Only reason I'm so nice is because I hate confrontation. I knew she was fucked up enough, and my friend would help me out, that I wasn't worried about being caught.

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>>685566799
I fucked my ex when she was drunk enough to basically be unconscious during about 4-5 times. She knew and didn't care.

Also grabbed a titty of a sleeping girl once.

>>685567536
Fuckin fuckhead >>685567717

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I got a story a few years back semi related
> me and gf decide to go out.
> we end up drinking quite alot on the pub
> we end up at a friend because its closer to the pub.
> we drink some more just hanging out the three of us
> friend goes to bedroom for sleep, me and gf commence sex time on couch.
> when im drunk i got a hard time to cum but gf does and fall asleep, totally naked laying there.
> i dont bother covering her up for some reason. Hear the bedroom door open.
> pretend to be asleep as friend enters room. He see her and start playing with her boobs and pussy
> he then put his dick in her mouth some and keep on playing with her
> he then rolls her over start fucking her as she moans in her sleep
> he is really well hung, i see he is twitching after a while and leaves for bedroom.
> go check out her stretched pussy cum dripping out. Put blanket over her and go to sleep.

Next day she says she got problem sitting being so sore. Asking me how much we fucked yesterday. She doesnt know anything still and friend dont know i saw it all.
Heres a pic of gf

>>685579074
funny how prickless shits hang out with other shitheads, almost as if there is an unknown force drawing you speds together

I once fondled my cousin and fingered her while she was asleep

I sometimes feel my patients titties when they are under. Pussy too when possible.

>>685579464
what if i told u she knew

Have done this to over 15 girls over the last 10 years. Bitches love Xanax bars. I'm more than happy to supply. Lol! Got hours of videos of it. Started back in high school when I used to sell them. So bitches would fuck for them too, those were just slurs. The stupid slurs were the ones who hung out with me and my click. 2 bars a few beers and a blunt later, that pussy was mine. Best part is that some were coherent so I'd tell them what positions to get in, but they still didn't remember a thing the next day.

>>685579416
Tits or GTFO

>>685566976
Go home Brian!

>be me
>chick on couch
>sleeping after drinking, not passed out
>slowly pull shoulder strap off
>slowly bring down just below perky tits
>tickle with toungue
>start sucking.
>jerk off while smelling her
>finish, pull up Shirt over tit

>>685579472
oh this I like. Tell us more;
how often is it an "ideal" patient? Seems to me someone needing surgery is more likely to be unappealing...
Are they only wearing the hospital gown?
Have/can you take(n) photos?
Who's around you when you do so?

>>685567467
If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around is it still rape?

>>685579873
also what kind of surgery, usually? Invasive slice-open-the-chest surgery or cosmetic boob-enlarging surgery or like dental stuff?

>>685579873

True, Young women don't need surgery very often. Most of them are trauma surgery or appendicitis. Usually the surgeons don't notice because there are sterile drapes separating us. Never dared to take pics in case they would leak out. Sometimes i even have my dick out

>>685569334
>>685569684

>>685566799
Fucked my friend's younger sister in the ass when I was 13, she passed out next to me on the couch in their garage while I'd been playing the Playstation. I looked over and the way she was laying gave me a great view of her ass, it got me hard. I poked her a few times and said her name but she didn't move. Slid the panties down and tried putting a finger in her ass, too much resistance so I licked my finger to slide it in. Fingered her butt for a minute, still didn't move, so I pulled my pants down and put my dick against the hole. Tried pushing in, barely went anywhere til I spit on my dick, then I just kept poking until I was balls deep. It felt so good to be inside I blew my nut after a couple minutes, pulled out and a little shit was on my dick but I just found an old shirt to clean up with. Pulled her panties up and went back to playin vidya like nothing happened.

>Found out several years ago that she had a sleeping disorder, abnormally deep sleep

>>685579074
why would you not confront him over that?

>>685567528
so much bullshit
fucked her ass, pussy and mouth
>never had any idea

>>685580488
She may have knows she was raped, but she never indicated she knew it me specifically.

>>685579556
id probably shit myself lol

>>685580442
Nah i just thought it was kinda hot

>be me
>this passed new years eve
>arrive at party, friends sister is already fucked up drunk
>new years kiss
>proceed to party
>friends sister damn mear rapes me, pushes me against the wall, kisses me, slaps me, shoves her fingers in my mouth
>drags me to her room
>undress eachother
>start going down on her while i get hard
>look up
>bitch is out cold
> continue going down in her
> wakes up and moans here and there
>officially out
> throw her legs in my shoulders
>start fucking her and kissing her feet.
>finish
> "shit man i gotta piss"
>Throw my clothes on, run upstairs to piss.
>come back down and a mutual friend is helping her up the stairs while shes butt as naked falling everywhere
> wtf happened bro?
>shit idk ask her lmfao i had to piss
Mind her room is in the basement, where the majority of the party is. When i came out to piss there was double the amount of people as i crept out lol. Everyone asks what happened. Tell everyone she tried to fuck me then passed out. Not even realising til later that i was in there going ham for over an hour.

>everyones fucked up
>no one thins twice about it
Next day she asked if i was her new years kiss, said ya, then asked if we had seggs
>we were about to but you passed out on me
>oh okay! Sorry bout that!
>feltgoodman.jpg

>>685580287
>trauma surgery
oh man that can't be pretty

>sterile drapes separating us
wait so you're on the other side of it? You're a... nurse? anesthetic guy?

I'm jealous of you, man. But maybe not if most of it is gore and guys and old people.

>>685580896
Then later on that night it ended up being me and her cousin that survived, some hoodlum cat from lincoln park, detroit area, calls a couple of his hoodlum friends over, did some lines of coke, smoked some weed and rapped over instrumentals in their music studio. Loud as fuck while the whole house was sleeping.

>>685580916
Anesthetic guy.
You get used to the gore. When they are doing foot surgery I can even reach all the way down and put a finger in their pussy. Have to be careful though. I tried putting my dick on their face but the operating table is often too high.

>>685581168
Not to mention, continued talking to her, fucked a number of times. This time conscious, even after.

>>685580916
And true, it's often guys and 80 y olds but sometimes there is the occasional gem.

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>>685566799
few times

I have 2 step sisters who would sleep over on the weekends. They would sleep in the same room with me. I would always wake up in the middle of the night and grab their tits and ass. One is 21 and the other 20 now. They never knew although the older one asked once if I grabbed her ass I told her no I was trying to wake her up just to talk.

Six of us fucked her. She kept the baby. We still don't know who's the father since all of us raw dogged.

>>685579074
Nice one

>>685579074
sluts

>>685579573
You can do better.

>>685581568
I have another story from 2 years ago. I told once on an incest thread. I ate my step sister out the 20 year old. Let's call her by her nickname kitty. So me and a friend are hanging out, drinking and playing vidyas. She came over later to visit and we invite her to drink. Kitty isn't a big drinker but she was trying to prove she can hang with us. We bought some cheap vodka UV 103. I wasn't counting the shots but I believe within 6 shots she is wasted. She starts dancing seductively and doing all kinds of ratchet shit. I'm assuming to get my friends attention. He doesn't want to do anything because he was trying to remain loyal to his now ex-gf. Later on she's in the restroom vomiting and I go in to check it out and help. My drunk courage kicks in and I start rubbing her out. I pull her panties down and slide a finger in. She starts enjoying it and I get friskier. I started eating her out and she's starts squeezing my head with her thighs and banging it against the restroom wall. I couldn't breathe so I had to stop. Attempted to fuck her but I couldn't get hard because I was drunk.

>>685582644
>whiskey dick kek
At least I know you were going hard anon. Let this be a lesson: Crush viagra and put it in the alcohol bottle next time

>>685578777
Checked

I could fuck my passed out gf right now if i wanted to
I usually stay up playing video games or watching tv every night, she passes out, i fuck her, she wakes up next morning, doesnt remember anything

>>685582644
Later around 6 in the morning I wake up. She slept over and I see her sleeping on a makeshift bed on the ground. I don't know if she'll wake up or not but I'm still sort of drunk and take my chances. I pull her shorts and panties down. I take off her shirt and bra off and just start sucking on her tits, she's loving it and brings my head in closer so I can keep sucking. I can feel her dry humping me and I know she wants it down there too so I go down and start eating her out and fingering her again. I tried fucking her again but I still couldn't get hard. At least I got to do things I thought I'd never get to do to her. I don't think she knows till this day. I also tried to take a pic but by the time I found my phone she had woken up. Which was scary because I left her without any clothes on and is weird that she's never brought it up. I've also fondled her a couple times after that.

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Buckle your seatbelts, anons got a story for ya'll.

>sister throws a party
>im 16 at the time
>drunk high school seniors everywhere
>alot of ass ugly chicks
>everyones getting shitty wasted.
>people passed out in the lawn and the field
>people in tents
>this one hot friend of my sister, is belligerent and almost blackout. We help her lay down on the couch to go to sleep
>hatch a plan
>after my sister falls asleep i sneak downstairs
>sit the drunk girl up and pull her skirt down as she softly tries to resist
>slip the panties off too abd hold her there while i slip a condom on and spit on it
>proceed to go to town while whispering to her "keep quiet"
>shes making small whimpering sounds and that shit turns me the fuck on
>turn her around, push her face into the coushin and take her doggystyle
>cumm shiploads in condom
>she dowsnt remember who it was cause it was so dark
>never reported feels good m8

I got another story if ya'll wanna hear

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>>685567531
> Who the prez was

Lying nigger detected

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>>685583450
I also have a few voyeur screen shots of her

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>>685584274

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>>685583826
Dear Hitler, thats actually the last step.

>>685583090
Nah really, when you have whiskey dick, which happens to us all after we drink to much. Just start off by going down on them, eat them out for a solid amount of time. Thus driving the girl nuts, and giving you time to non chalantly beat your dick to get hard. Plus girls like watching you get yourself hard.

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>>685567467
>beta cuck whiteknight detected

I fuck a girl in dorm. Took her from behind, doggystyle, and I dodged a bullet because she sas so drunk she started to vomit during sex. I didnt stop fucking her :)

Britfag here.

Went out clubbing to celebrate the 18th birthday of a schoolmate. Only guy invited amongst the group of 5 smoking 17/18 year olds that I'd fantasised fucking at some point or another.

Girls had booked a room in the travel lodge close to the town centre so I meet them there. When I arrive, everyone is already pretty tipsy - birthday girl even more so. She's mixed race half white half Thai. I'm not normally into oriental chicks but she's actually a pretty solid 8/10.

We all continue drinking in the hotel room and now birthday girl is wasted. After she spews in the toilet, drunk friends have a fun time 'helping' her by giving her vodka telling her it's water - before you know it, she's pretty much passed out asleep on the bed.

Everyone now wants to hit the clubs, we've already spent most of the night in the hotel room. All about to leave and somebody say's somebody should stay to keep an eye on the birthday girl. I get asked to stay and I reluctantly agree and say that I'll just chill and watch tv.

Girls all leave, I sit on bed and turn on tv. Passed out birthday girl and childhood friend laid on my left. She's laid pretty flat on her stomach and wearing very short clubbing shorts and her ass looks pretty perk. Pretty drunk myself I eventually realise the 'opportunity' I'm presented with.

I wanna feel her arse, but scared she'll respond so I check she's still sleeping by talking to her and shaking her gently. No response but one or two unintelligible groans.

I position myself and give her arse cheeks a good feel over her shorts until my cock is rock hard. I then slide my hand into her shorts so I can feel her bare arse - her shorts are very tight though, so I have to use one hand to pull on them so my other can get a good grab. For about 3 or 4 minutes I get a good feel of her perky ass, recently shaved pussy and arsehole.

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>>685569085
Do you still talk to Kelly, or does she think you are an asshole?

>>685585150

I then laid back on my back, unbuttoned my jeans and flipped out my raging boner. I stuffed my left hand back down her shorts, and stuck my middle finger gently but deeply into her arsehole. With my right hand I jerked off hard. I pulled my cock back into my boxers to blow my load - it only took me a minute or so to cum..

10 or so minutes after this happened I heard the card key in the door and a couple of the other girls returned to check up on the birthday girl and take another few shots. So I continued the rest of the night as if nothing ever happened!

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>>685584870

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Felt up Asian girls butt at hotel during ax

Friend caught me, didn't care

>>685566799
fucked my gf when she was passed out drunk, it was super hot but she almost woke up and i ran away lol.

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>>685586414

>>685586414
>>685586436
That's a pretty cute butt.

>>685586414
i would have done more than just feel up that ass tbh
prob would have gone further as soon as got caught just for extra keks

>>685583638
Lucky sob. Nice move with the condom

>>685579580

>Not uploading the videos for us

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>>685584477
actually, it would be turning the gas off again smartass

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>>685569750
>trying to one up people on /b/
>proving he's a beta faggot

>>685579074

CUCKED
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K
E
D

I often feel up my girlfriend when she's passed out drunk and take pics of her for here

>be in 6th or 7th grade
>sleepover at a friend's place
>friend has two sisters one younger other older
>around 5 of us
>all sleep in the same room on the floor
>sleep next to the younger sister
>she's around 2 years younger than me
>i wake early in the morning
>she's facing me
>i can see her pokies
>rub very gently on her right nipple
>first time touching boob
>havent discovered masturbation yet so no jerking
>kept fondling her tiny boob and her nipple till light began shinning through window

im 25 now we're still good friends. not attracted to her tho.

>>685566799
>sleeping
>gf moaning at 4 am
> get a feel
>wet as fuck
>fuck her senseless
>rape with free conciouss

>>685590715
syrian refugees in a ghetto basement in my neighborhood does sleep like that.

good thing about it is almost none of them are related really.

you should get them on the interwebz when the time comes.

Fucked a girl at a high school party who was completely out cold
There were a few guys in the room before me. Shit was fucked up. I just came into the room, saw her laying there spread legged and disheveled and I got diamonds instantly. Jumped on and started pumping away. There was other dudes cum leaking out of her cant but I didn't give a shit. It took me a minute, then i added my load to the spunk shake. Zipped up and left the room. I saw another dude climbing on top of her as I shut the door.
Saw the slut at school. She knew she'd been gang fucked, but had no idea who did it. Didn't report it. She was a damaged slut anyway, so I guess it wasn't a big deal.

>>685566799
i love that pussy
would lick it forevre

>>685566799

I would love to do this to my girlfriend but she's an insanely light sleeper.

Other than getting her drunk, any safe ways to put her in a deep sleep?

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>>685566799
Stripped my friend here when she took a nap, groped her, took a picture, fapped, covered her again

>>685580842
You're a fucking cuck mate.

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>>685578301

>>685592285
Any more?

>>685566799
I work at morgue. Go figure.

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ITT: People trying to justify their rape stories.

>>685593100
Nope, I was afraid that flashes would wake her up.

Which is pretty stupid thinking of that now, since even groping didn't wake her up.

>>685591612
make her tired, don't let her sleep more than 6 hours for a week. When she gets the chance she'll sleep rock solid, even more so if you make her drunk at that point

>>685593111 (checked)
underrated

>>685580391
How old

>>685571833
>Girls cant contract or control the muscles in their vaginal walls

>what are kegel exercises?

When you finally have sex sonny, you'll see how stupid this post was.

>>685567528
You're a liar. Fucking someone in every orifice is likely to wake them up....even if pissy drunk.

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>>685575213
>stick my tongue in between as well, I was trying to get it far enough to feel her clit

>>685567528
Furthermore, you don't go from virgin to a three ring master your first shot.