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>>685500423
Does anyone actually have footage of an erect dick being cut?
I've always wondered how much blood would come out.

>>685501969
why don't you try it yourself?

http://www.bestshockers.com/3-guys-1-hammer/
here u go u sick motherfuckers

>>685502024
This might be hard to understand but I'd actually like to keep my Dick.

>>685501826
>Niggers

>>685501826

I wish my garage was that neat and clean.

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Try looking at this for more than 10 seconds

>>685502343
Did it.

>>685502343
FUCK YOU! SICK FUCK!

>>685502343
please fix this

>>685502343
MODS

>>685502343
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>685502343
/b/ went too far

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>>685502343
You monster.

>>685502343
think of the children

>>685502192
Faggots have dicks

>>685501432
what the fuck

>>685502139
those seams make it look like she's wearing them inside out

>>685502343
STOPPPPP THIS

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>>685504860

>>685502985
What is the red thing that falls on the left ?

>>685505576
why is this guy naked

>>685506279

>>685505917
the guy just wanted to be eaten by the lions in the zoo , btw this happen only a few hours ago in Chile.

http://www.adnradio.cl/noticias/nacional/dos-leones-fueron-sacrificados-al-atacar-a-un-hombre-en-el-zoologico-metropolitano/20160521/nota/3139548.aspx

>>685505917
In that country murder people who like Urobuchi`s shows in that form

>>685506511
is he dead?

>>685506763

No... they shoot the lions before they kill the guy .

>>685505878
part of the crane that collapsed.

>>685506966
I hope this guy will be fine.
He should be treated in a psychiatric facility.

>>685506966
Fuck it, they should have shot the stupid nigger.
There are fucking billions of people in the world and hardly any lions.

>>685506966
damn so they shot the lions and the guy

brutal workingplace

>>685506966
They shouldve let them eat him

>>685507506
who cares about some stupid ass useless lions.
Human life is much more valuable than any other life on this planet.

>>685501826
Fantastic result :))) Adrenalin would have given that scum sucker the legs to run, before he bled out.

>>685507506
Why don't you go get eaten by lions, one less dipshit in the world

>>685507738
Humankind as a whole is useful, not some pointless cunt who wants to suicide
Read the god damn news. he fell into the pit because he wanted to due

>>685508362
and your mom should have aborted you, I heard she got rapped by a nigger

>>685502343
>not hooking up your wires to the underside of the desk
You fags deserve this

>>685508403
He did this because he's sick.
The only humane way to resolve this problem is to fix him up.

>>685508658
Just kill the stupid browno

>>685508483
That the best you can do? Try a little harder 44 year old virgin

>>685508658
and killing lions is a "humane" way, huh

>>685508403
I think that post was ironic, humanity is fucking trash as a whole and a bane to this planet

>>685507738
A lion's life is worth arguably more than some shitskin

>>685500423
fake and gay

>>685503587
>filename
Kek

>>685500423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl9y3SIPt7o

we need more youtube rekts

>>685508745
Considering the fact they're artificially kept alive in the zoo yes, it's humane.
We are the masters of this planet and we decide what's humane or what's not.

>>685509087
The definition of humane is "having or showing compassion or benevolence"
Humans are undoubtedly superior but if your argument is we should control each and very species, I have nothing to say

>>685502985
I can't stop watching it!!

>>685506966
confirm please

>>685508614
its a headphone cable you fag

>>685506966
Guy looks white, as much as I like Lions, whites are more important than big cats

>>685509384
Holy shit
Wasnt expecting that

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>this guy stole bread

>>685509005
Jesus it's good to be a man in this world.
I'd have beat the fuck out of my dad if he tried that shit when I was 16

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>>685500423

>>685509683
I hook my headphone cables up to the underside of the desk

>>685509384
kek

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>>685510051

>>685509384
Well, that escalated quickly. Looks like Thailand?

>>685507506
Guy looked white

>>685502343

I need the webm of the chair moving around getting the cord all bound up in the caster. Thanks.

>>685510053
Damn right, ain't no nigga stealing my bread.

>>685502343
Take this off wtf

>>685510848
kek

>>685509497
>>685509497

is alive but just barely...
he left a suicide note .
http://www.latercera.com/noticia/nacional/2016/05/680-681726-9-la-historia-del-joven-que-esta-grave-tras-ingresar-a-la-jaula-de-los-leones-en.shtml

>>685511126
English Motherfucker, source a english version

>>685502985
Like hyenas to a corpse they run to rob the dead

>>685511279
here you go, melord

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/man-mauled-after-entering-chile-zoos-lion-pen-2-cats-slain/2016/05/21/af3d1d0a-1f94-11e6-82c2-a7dcb313287d_story.html

>>685508740
shame on you not pulling him up on
>rapped by a nigga
fiddy goin lyrical on her ass

>>685502336
She deserved that...

>>685502184
how new senpaitachi?

>>685509477
you dumb fuck

>>685502985
kek that guy at the bottom right in the end

>>685511401
That guy should be charged for endangering the zookeepers as well as some kind of punishment for the death of the lions that HE caused. What a fucking retard, he should have succeeded in his faggot suicide attempt.

>>685510565
Im not even going to post that too graphic for me to even look at

get some rekt please

>>685509384
Raah, fucking skengman

>>685509477

DYNAMIC ENTRY!

>>685509384
Holy shit!
Wasn't expecting that!

>>685509384
dont push people then

>>685501826
boss

>>685509384
>"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!"***STAB-STAB-STAB-STAB***

>>685509384
did he survive?

hope he died

other kid is a bit psycho tho

>>685513838
Bah. Filename = 0 / 10. Gave it all away and 0 humor.

>>685514258
kek

>>685501826
From brazil

>>685514528
Has this bitch gotten naked yet?

>>685513220
And this cunt is still alive.

>>685514568

not all cates are assholes confirmed

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>>685514359
make some suggestions then faggot

>>685509384
When ling ling finds out his friend uses a calculator while doing math homework.

>>685514885
Ouchies, too extreme

>>685514652
damn
this kind of shit happens there on daily basis?
almost 75% of rekt thread contents happens in brazil

>>685514885
How about you fuck off. Think of the children, faggot.

>>685514652
uuuuhm yeah probably everyday when she takes a shower lol

>>685501826
>brazil
the modern wild west of brown niggers

>>685514932

roflcopters

>>685514568
HELL NAW, NOT MY MOTHA FUCKIN HUMAN. YEAH , RUN NIGGA!

I give the cat that accent because it's black

>>685500423
The dude had no fucks to give..

>>685505878
Allah's message

>>685513172
wtf happened here ? crazy as fuck

>>685509005
why am I hard

>>685515444
>>685515388
>>685515122
>>685515111
>>685514555
>>685509922
>>685509477
>>685508944
>>685506511
>>685503466
>>685502499

wawawoowa

>>685509005
Is that hillary clinton as a child

>>685514337
>that look on his face
>"there is something behind me, isnt there.."

>>685513220
that was actually really smart of him to spin it around like that. made it so there was just a thin line of fire that wouldn't spread as easily.

>>685509384
This is why using a knife in self defense is hard to prove to a judge. He chased the other one down to stab him.
Anyone thinking of carrying a knife for self defense probably hasn't thought all this through.

>>685515799
dont give him too much credit, the fatman was just confused.

>>685515456
just put your fucking feat on the breaks for crying out loud.

>>685515456
>>685516121
Lol when he goes from 50 km/h to 70 as he sees the stroller

>>685513172

fuck the spanish

>>685509005
I was beaten like this. I had friends that were beaten like this. I saw my stepdad beat my sister like this.

>>685509005
that's just going to make her hate them. then when they are old and poor and need her guess what? no one will be there. and they can't whip her. in fact maybe if she has pity she will taken them in and make their "golden years" a living hell.

>>685516348
(as a result, I barely spanked my kids at all) I just talked to them instead. This generation is lucky.

>>685516389
This is me: >>685516348

I don't hate my parents, even though I now know what they did was wrong.

>>685514812
how to: abortion

>>685513172
Fucking hate all this matador shit.

>>685516530
eh?

>>685516530
source?

>>685502343
I passed out for 10 mins after looking at this

>>685513172
"Feeling light and free now, and can run so fast now.. oh wait."

>>685514812
You got that off leddit

>>685501969
african ritual castration. its not full on bone but its stiff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlt8O3XRX-A

>>685502985
Goddammit I'll never get this blood out out of these robes...

>>685510053
Stealing is stealing. Take from my kids, and I'd do the same.

>>685515566
you really can't see the bull fucking gore the horse in the side?

>>685515456
i feel bad for the driver... he is doomed for a life

>>685516930
Why tho? What did it do to him?

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>>685517057

>>685517013
How you know that? You been using reddit too?

>>685506511
Link me an English version ya fucking spic

>>685510051
Top Kek

>>685514568
That's a cool fucking cat

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>>685510128

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/man-mauled-after-entering-chile-zoos-lion-pen-2-cats-slain/2016/05/21/af3d1d0a-1f94-11e6-82c2-a7dcb313287d_story.html

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>>685509005
Some people should be sterilised so they don't have children and put them through this hell. Fucking awful parents and awful people. Positions of authority attract the worst kinds of fuckers

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dang

>>685516638
why don't you hate them? how are you able to not hate them?

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>>685514652

>>685516930
NOT THE CHOCOLATE MILK, PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

>>685517961
fake

>>685502343
It's a fucking cable stuck to a chair wheel.

>>685508912
Well argue your case then

>>685508930
BUT GAY IS YOUR POST

>>685515456
anyone know what advocam is? was this a police cruiser or some kind of citizen patrol?

look at that guy at the end getting all mad

>>685517957
Different anon here. It's cyclical: both of my parents grew up in households where punishment was administered this way. They didn't know any other way, they thought they were doing good, and you can't hold that against them. All you can do is break the cycle.

>>685518073
prove it

>>685510128
I CLICKED IT AND I REGRET IT

test if ban

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>>685518351

>>685502343
it's clearly shopped

>>685516121
are you pretending to be retarded

>>685510089
same.

>>685517957
I didn't even know it was wrong. They certainly did not know it was wrong. They're deeply religiously dogmatic (still are to this day). "spare the rod and spoil the child"

I'm 110% atheist and am balanced politically (not a liberal, not a conservative per say)

My father was a genius - and atheist all his life. That has partly to do why my mother divorced him, and I ended up with a conservative cop for a step dad.

8888 get

>>685509384
lol, the way it was meant to be.

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>>685517730
that's the funniest thing I've seen in at least 3 days

>>685518365
This is happening more and more in America because of foreign born drivers.

>>685514568
>>685514568
the only thing my city contributed to the world

>>685514555
nice trips

>>685513220
Sorceress.gif

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>>685518810
here's the meme for that

>>685518810
are you? do you realize the dumb fucker who hit the kids was going only 49kph by thet time he could see the kids? he went from 49kph to fucking 74 at the moment of impact

you are ACTUALLY retarded.

>>685515111
niño rata detectao

>>685514794
but the most

>>685519330
thanks anon
>>685519532
get butt blasted kid

>>685518285
In places like Russia a lot of civilians have dash cams for insurance purposes. Car accidents are way too common over there and it's usually the dash cam video that's the only evidence they can use for a claim.

>>685518810
>>685519532
when retards argue on an anonymous forum.

>>685502343
Too far

>>685516530
that's not "rekt", that's on purpose,

>>685516748
holy shit, you don't know what auto erotic asphyxiation is?

>>685517476
>>>/mlp/
ya , avidraco.

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>>685517057
What the fuck

Wat

fuck

no

>>685501826
>Walk like a boss with his gun.
>Gets shot
>Runs away like a pussy unable to lift the gun and shot at the target once.

Gotta love this webm.

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>>685502343

>>685502139
Its called a rekt thread faggot

>>685519760
i don't think you know what an argument is

>>685510221
I don't understand what's going on here.

>>685501432
suicide guy enter the zoo naked

>>685519696
why's that? you have nothing fucktwit

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>>685519833
>someone doesn't know a thing that I know
>holy shit

You're so woke, anon.

I need the terrorists cutting peoples heads off webm

>>685514932
I keked

>>685520375
ok

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>>685509005

>>685520726
Cunt, I ain't clickin that.

>>685509384
Lol that kids shirt got ruined

>>685520496
>rwanda rousey
BAAAHAHHAHAHAH

>>685520412
>>685520412
yesssssssss, i live for praise like this

really though. it's commonly joked about, i can't be surprised? lol.