Does any medfag know what this is on mah dick? Had it as long

It's Aids.
Sorry you'll die in a few month

>>685447389
looks like it is biting you

Looks like the last person who sucked your cock had huge teeths

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Congratulations, your dick is a lamprey.

Looklike you have the dickmaster reptilian syndrome pretty common virus in South Africa.

Q: Are they sharp already or soft?

Have you tried ripping it of and having a taste?

>>685447529
10/10 would bite cock

special fried rice anyone?

>>685447559
>>685447732

OP Here,

Hey girl, did you know my dick looks like a creepy fish mixed with rice?

Not a big hit on the playgarden

It seemed to be tyson's glands except that this doesn't grow up on the foreskin
Can you pull the foreskin down?

>>685447795
FUCKING KEK

>>685447389
pearly penile papules (PPP)

look it up. apparently normal

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>>685447795
Top kek

>>685447389
Some strange form of Hirsuties coronae glandis?

>>685447389
You have a dragon dick
Would suck in a heartbeat/10

>>685447389
It's ppp

Thats foreskin you dumbass

>>685448022
Can pull it like 1.5 CM backward, everything there is clean. No pearlies.

>>685448274
Thanks bro

>>685447795
Well played sir.

>>685448306
Thnx bro was ment for>>685448180

You have phimosis, a too tight foreskin. It is constricting your glans and causing its weird appearance.

I'm sure it is pearly penis pupils (PPP)
Around 1/17 men have then, it's very common.

>>685448357
Seriously your dick looks fine and probably provides neat stimulation from the asperities

>>685448517
>Any way to lessen the PPP?

>>685448361
OP, we need to check your penis's head, you can take your phimosis off going to a doctor or take it off by yourself

>>685448855
Triple dubs tell the truth

>>685447389
It looks like you have severe phimosis and have forcibly retracted the foreskin and it has permanently stuck below the glans. Can you pull the foreskin up to cover the glans completely? This should be possible as it is a normal function of the foreskin. You should consult an urologist as soon as possible.

>>685447389
tbh looks like scar tissue, maybe your dick was damaged as a child and you forgot.

>>685447389
>but I thought it might be more "aesthetical looking" if I could get rid of it.

It would be. That's fucking disgusting.

>>685447795
Nice kek!

h--ttp://forums.netdoctor.co.uk/discussion/44552/white-spots-on-penis-head

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retracted boiz!
>>685449026
>>685448855

>>685447389
It's called "foreskin."

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Also, I mean this

>>685449277
I'm a 3rd year medical student and I can categorically say you got a chronic case of the weird dick.

>>685447389
Regarding the dark area on penis, is that where your fingers go when you fap?

>>685449316
That's not normal foreskin

>>685449078
This

>>685449441
OP, are they pustules? Like would they pop if you squeezed them? Or are they more solid?

See a urologist? What bullshit. You need to see a dentist.

>>685447389
go to a doctor you retard

>>685449957
fuckin lulz
I missed you, my /b/rothers

not OP but whats the best way to cure phimoses without any surgery please tell me

>>685449952
Entirely solid. can push them around abit though.it's loose skin.

Plus, I've been with my dick to a doctor before, but he didn't mention it.

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>>685447795

>>685449734
OP Here, probably.
>>685450088
OP as well

I'm surprised they didn't say anything to you about it on penis inspection day.

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>>685447795
Master kekf

>>685450088

'Plus, I've been with my dick to a doctor before, but he didn't mention it.'

nice, you didn't leave you dick at home before going to the doctor, do you take it everywhere you go?

>>685450088
weird shit anon
I know it fucks with your head (npi) and affects when you try to woman
I can sympathize because I have weird shit going on with my junk too - psoriasis under shaft and on balls, and occasional sebaceous cysts on sack that get pea-sized
fuck the faggots that cant understand

>tl;dr - sorry about your dick mines weird too

>>685450436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

>>685450436
>do you take it everywhere you go?
Apparently not to the dentist

>>685447389
Have the same exact shit on mah Dick bro

>>685450490
thnx bro, gl with womaning to you as well

>>685448750
Soldering iron. 2 seconds each.

>>685447795
I literally laughed for three seconds in real life.

>>685450680
OP Here, do a dickpic!
(Need referential material)

>>685449277
phimosis no doubt, you should have learned to retract the foreskin to clean up when you where a kid by pulling it back every now and then and losing it a bit, the "white crown" are tyson glands malformed by the phimosis, regularly they are small and round like pimples yours are sick but kind of cool cos' dragon dick and stuff.

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>>685450490
>psoriasis under shaft and on balls, and occasional sebaceous cysts on sack that get pea-sized
Now you understand the dangers of masturbation.
Tell you parents you want one of these
<------------------

>>685450959
OP here
But, my foreskin is like. Tangly all over the place (Not that much), but it's lose. Like, no place for anything to hide. Shit, it even smells like daisies.

I think I found that out when I was 13?
Shit. could it be that I learned to late?

Also. Literally dragon penis.

Hey woman, have you seen the dragon in my pants?

>>685447389
what do those things feel like? they look like blisters. have you tried popping one to see if liquid comes out?

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>>685450766
teh feels

>>685447389
wow that is one ugly dick

OP here,

I think I need to be in a coma in order for me to stab one of them. I got "feeling" in there.

I just tried like, squishing one with my nails.
I think I cried a little.

>>685450959
>but kind of cool cos' dragon dick and stuff.
Learn to splorch with it, heaps of people into that now.

>>685451127
i learned when i was like 5, the head of my dick was all tingly and gave me funny feelings and tickles when i touched it, now i have pretty much lost all sensibilities in that area and my foreskin is permanently down as if i was circumcised (i cannot get it to cover the head anymore) since i was 15 if i remember correctly so i never had much issue with it (i am 33).

>>685451352
Soldering iron instantly vapes them, no pain Becuase the nerve ending is instant cauterised.

>>685451444
Op here,
well fuck.

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>>685447795

>>685447389
Chlamydia

>>685451391
i have seen those but i have never tried them with my girlfriend, they seem kind of messy

OP here,
Also, soldering sounds like a damn stupid idea.
Let's do it.

> No

OP you need to get that shit fixed pronto. So glad I'm cut so shit like this didn't happen. Absolutely disgusting.

>>685451391
>Splorch

Kek'd

>>685451772
Being cut doesn't prevent PPP, 30% of dudes have it, cut or uncut.

Also, bragging about your desensitised penis, really?

>>685451906
Taking pride in not giving your partner pleasure because you cum too fast, really?

>>685451444
>my foreskin is permanently down as if i was circumcised (i cannot get it to cover the head anymore) since i was 15
That's interesting, did your skin just roll back one day during puberty and stay there? I always find it hot when guys have really short foreskins that barely cover the head when they're flaccid.

any chance of a pic?

OP here,
I looked at a shitton of dicks @ PPP
Mine doesn't look like a single one :(

My feels when I have an original dragon dick.

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>>685447795
Top zozzle

bamping for moar weird dicks

Why am i in this section of 4chan again?

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>>685450891

>>685452062
i don't remember when it happened its just down all the time and even when flaccid it just covers the crown a bit and no, no dick pics from me, i don't have a camera at hand.

>>685452203
it must be a-dick-tive
>Sorry I couldn't help myself

>>685452287
OP here,
yup, a lil bit the same on the corners

>>685452287
eurofag detected

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>>685447795

>>685450083
circumcision, no way going around it

if left untreated, phimosis is likely to eventually fuck your dick up

>>685452302
didn't you get the urge to pull it forward again and try to recover the head the first few times it happened? I would have guessed it would have been a little uncomfortable at first.

>>685452482
How do we get rid of it?
I went to the doc and he said I had fungus and gave me some meds. Two weeks later I visited him again and he said I was cured. This shit still remains
Guess I gotta cut down on masturbating and shower more

>>685452656
nope, i didn't even wanted to touch it because it was very sensitive, but i got used to it in a year or two.

>>685452268
god

Not a medfag, but can confirm that you have the penile-autism syndrome. That means your penis has autism btw

>>685452714
OP here,

Fuck if I know, I put a picture of my D on 4chan for answers.

>>685452063
your dick is weird and disgusting and you should go to a doctor and get it checked out asap because that shit is not normal. I've never seen anything like that and I've seen quite a few dicks

I don't understand how people are reacting so softly just saying "oh it's called foreskin" or "it's just ppp", fucking dumb americans probably
That shit is weird as fuck and NOTHING like ppp, not to mention the foreskin has literally nothing to do with those fucking teeth your dick has unless it's been tightening your cock for so long that it developed that weird ass shape

seriously if I ever saw a dick like that I'd run for my life

get it checked out

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>>685447389
Dude, you can get those lasered off.

>>685452881
Why don't you just have them removed?

>>685452101
> zozzle
fuxk off try hard

>>685452881
Don't believe in anything you read on internet. I put some coconut oil on my dick and after 3 days I was bleeding from it. It made everything 2x worse

>>685453001
checked out? you spelled chopped off wrong

>>685450083
Stretch it. Google how to do it, there are countless websites detailing that shit. Don't listen to the jews telling you to cut it off

OP Here,
don't be that hard on my penis, it's where most of my feels come from :(

Also, a laser near my penis feels scary. And drastical.

>>685453005
it's not ppp, you fucking idiot
look at op's disgusting dick, it's in fucking HD, look at it and tell me how does that even remotely look like ppp

jesus christ

>>685449441
>>685449277
>>685447389

thats nerve ending you retard, its fine

How old OP?

>>685452534
>eurofag
Russian on washing machine
kek

>>685447389
Since no one else is fucking answering. That is classic appearance of HPV you NEED to see a urologist fast since it's under the foreskin or your not going to be able to fucking piss soon

>>685453225
That would explain why I have feeling in there.

>>685453230
12 if you want to do dirty things to me, 24 if you want to check my taxes.

>>685453338
i'll take dirty for 12

>>685453001
Truest post ITT
That dick is an abomination on par with some of the gnarlier dicks I've seen here

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>>685447389

>>685450083
Go to a non-jew doctor. Or simply stretch it often and it´ll go away on its own eventually.

>>685449277
Can you get a more in focus shot of this? I can't figure out what the fuck is going on there

>>685450858
Tried this, hurt like crazy but it reduces dramatically. It's like melting them into more smooth looking curves.

>>685453324
HPV has a cauliflower shape, these look more like teeths.

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>>685453600
My first 3 dickpics. Almost proud of myself

>>685453899
What the fuck, so the bumps are located in the middle of your glans? That's definitely not PPP, I've never seen anything like that

>>685453899
>Almost
>OP realizes all 3 pics are still blurry
>extra chromosome

>>685453899
bro there is something REALLY wrong with your dick
I'm assuming you're a virgin, right? You're going to need surgery because no woman is ever going to touch that. That dick is...unique
I think it's pretty safe to say there isn't any other dick in the world that looks like yours

OP Here
>>685454249
I fuckin know right, it doesn't look like PPP in the slightest.

>>685454302
Not a virgin actually. But the woman I was doing had 8 nipples.

>>685454259
My cancerous phone doesn't do non-blurry dickpics for some reason

>>685453497
Your mom's is uglier.

>>685454448
>Not a virgin actually. But the woman I was doing had 8 nipples.

A dog?

>>685454448
>>685454259
your phone has Shark AIDS

>>685447795
god damn that is the funniest thing ive seen for weeks

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OP here
>>685454259
I did it! Non blurry,

>>685454259
Fuck if I know, just randomly called a number.

>>685453600
Take a non blurred dick.

The more pictures I am taking, the weirder it seems.

bro ur dick makes me fucking cringe

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>>685447795

>>685454898
Dude, your dick is incredibly confusing. Here it looks more like the glans is partially fused to inner foreskin connecting to the shaft. You should really see a doctor about it or ask your parents if you had penile complications as a baby.

>>685454898
Kinda looks like your skin somehow fused really weirdly to the head...

Im no dickologist but that shit is fucked up.

>>685454898

how does it look like errect?. literally curious from a biological standpoint

>>685455354
seconded

>>685455354
>>685455388
Gimme a sec

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>>685447795

You dick is now ribbed for her pleasure

>>685452031
its called round 2 you down syndrome fuck have fun with your munted dick

>>685451772
Autistic faggot with mutilated dick, nice.

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>>685447795

>>685447389

Your hand.

You have venereal warts.

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>>685455354
>>685455388
OP here

take a dragon dick.

>>685455907
Wacky. Can you fully retract while erect?

>>685453219
...pretty sure that's because that's a picture of his dick healing after having them burned off....

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>>685452063
I can't be the only one who thought this.
a shame my shoop is worse than my woman skills

>>685455907
op what do you say to girls before fucking them...

>>685455986
Aye, but not "that" far.

>>685456058
OP here,

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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>>685447795
this shit's cash

>>685447389
shark teeth

>>685455907
>head abnormally tapered
>same "chronic bruise" of non circumcised shaft, created from head tension when erect

Something has been constricting your dick since you were young. There is a problem with your foreskin or you are a seriously furious masturbator. Either way, doctor.

>>685455907
Foreskin all the way back and pic

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OP Here

Since I was on it, I also made a sideway pic, wondering if it'd look bigger/better/stronger.

Take a last dickpic.

Also
>>685456303
I might have a deadgrip since I was 14.

>>685456396
Pointing you to
>>685454898

OP here again,

Fuck you all, now every time I look at my dick I see tiny sharks swimming.
Cannot be unseen.

>>685456396
>>685456481

While erect...

>>685455992
you're an idiot

>>685456738
Nah. Just misread faggot.

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>>685456620
>>685456396
OP here

"Tadaaaah"

>>685450083
first time i banged it bled for a bit then was sore for a week then went to normal... just force it

>>685456481
It's possible that you were so overstimulated as a kid that you progressively scarred the rim of your cockhead. Now this part is theory but, scarred enough so that as your nerves started to come in, the tissue was no longer semi callous and you grew this protrusion. Are they very sensitive right after you masturbate?

>>685454898
MedFag Here. Since you say you've had it as long as you can remember, and since I am assuming it has not changed, nor is it causing you any sort of discomfort, I'd say anatomical Variations are a safe bet. IN terms of Penile spines, that is certainly a form of anatomical variation, with the foreskin pulled back, It spears that the variation does not occur on the ridge.. In short.. that's pretty fuckin weird man.. and I don't have a clue what to call it.. hell even a urologist would probably have to reference some shit to come up with something to chart. Yeah.. you could get rid of it. Amy physician however is going to advise AGAINST such a procedure.. as it creates unnecessary complications.. However we can cut of just about anything. Out of curiosity, does this crown only appear on the side of the Penis you are showing us?

>>685447795
TOP KEK

>>685447389
That's a fucking pathetic tip lmao

>>685457190
A tad bit more, yes.

>>685457271
Only on that side. like, the side that aims toward the belly.
The rest is clear.

>>685457271
>medfag here
>in short, it's weird
>we can cut anything off

Brilliant sherlock

just cut it off, its infected already

>>685447389
Are you sure it's not dry cum you dirty fuck

OP here again
>>685457418
That is me, and I wanted to add that the crown is actually a bit more sensitive then the rest of the penis head.

>>685457450
That made me giggle/10.
Saving that.

>>685447389
Yo op, this isn't a very common thing to have, but it's noraml, it's just some glands that decided to get a bit too big, and sit at a strange position.
Source: a dude had just this on some uk body show

>>685455907
>>685456481
>>685456993
I feel myself turning straight after this

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>>685447795
OH LAWDY

>>685457418
Hey op.. That's good news.. As long as its only on that side it can be removed relatively safely. Also this solidifies the previously presented theories that its likely an anatomical variation, and not some sort of nastiness.

>>685457418
/b/ro it is sounding more and more like you literally "rubbed it out" like that.

You did say your doctor didn't mention it. If you think he's decent I have to think he thought so too. Still, please get one more opinion at your convenience. It doesn't exactly sound emergent. But /b/ra, nerves, your penis, complications. Don't be the first living Darwin.

>>685457450
kawaii desu

>>685454578
underrated post

OP Here
>>685457883
Would that mean vica versa that if you'd stop masturbating it'd disapear?

>>685457571
Naice

>>685457812
Not removing it with lasers, that's not worth the trouble / risk I guess. BUT. It's better then hearing "lol aids". Anatomical variation doesn't sound that bad.

I don't know what that dead skin is. My low and loose used to be attached to my glands and I'm so glad I tore that shit back in the shower when I was little because everything is ace now.

>>685458167
>>883
No.

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>>685447795
OMFG then U gave slightly hidden dubs your are one clever fucker!!! First of the kind if I ever seen one in 4chan Top Kek

Dragondick King here,

Me and my shark dick are out of here,
need to get some food before the stores close.

If anyone has any advice left to give, dump it, I'll read it later.

Thnx guys.
Will dickpic again.

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>>685447795
Its so gross!!!!

>>685458167
you are correct in that, its really not worth the risk and trouble.. and even if you were dead set on having such a procedure done, 90% of Dermatologists (who would be the ones to use such equipment) would turn you down.. Same would be true for Urologists... its just too much potential liability for not enough gain.. Your only bet would be shady mall/strip mall dermatology clinics. Those fuckers will do anything for a buck, even if it goes outside their scope/ expertise.

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>>685447389
Your dick is growing teeth

>>685447795
>nice

This is the most fucked dick ive ever seen Id rather my whole family haave herpes than my bro have this

>>685451127
I learned to pull my foreskin down and to clean it at 16 18 now and the cheese was stuck really good not as bad as urs urs looks like rock's but i peeled mine off and now perfect dick

was it before or after you fucked a dog?
also, was it nice

>>685458697
Lol nice one anon

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>>685454898
I wanna see what that dick looks like after orgasm.
Cum for us OP. For science.

>>685458697
Lol now his dick is a meme

>>685459308
This let's see how it is after it's erect

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>>685451302

Came here to say this.

So how long till OP's rabies takes over?

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>>685447795

Looks like you got butchered with those fucking craft scissors with the jagged blades.

>>685459308
This has... potential

>>685459526
The scizzor with teeth?

Your dick is absolutely disgusting. You'll be a virgin forever.

GET YOUR DICK ERECT OP WE WANNA SEE IT NOWWWW

>>685459726
Unless it's surgically removed

>>685447389
A case of bad photoshopping maybe ?

OP you better be fapping right now.

>>685447795
This has got to be your new phone screen saver op.

Well done sir.

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>>685459668
Photoshop part 2

preventing 404

>>685461927
Too late we gave up on him

>>685458608
bye, OP
thx for showing us your cool/weird/reptilian peepee

OP here, back with food.
Why isn't this bread dead yet.

>>685461218
Why ,_,

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>>685462853
OUR NEW KING HAS RETURNED
ALL HAIL THE DRAGONDICK KING

>>685447795
AAAAAAAYYYYYYY

>>685449277
i am a MBBS from havard and i can say ur dick will have to cut off

>>685447389
dude wtf is wrong with your dick? get cut

>>685462853
bampity bamp bamp

>>685456993
OP are they hard? Like do you think you could theoretically break them off!

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quick OP time is of the essence

Some weird penile papula variation. Not dangerous, only ugly as fuck. You can cut them off, or not, who cares.

>>685447795
TOP KEK!

>>685447389
ribbed for her pleasure

OP obvs has moderate phimosis
but also needs that sharktooth shit checked out.

OP Here
>>685464509
I dont have to buy expensive trojans now.

>>685463894
Naw mate, they're flexible-ish.

>>685463748
I got a dick that I want to keep.

>>685463494
ALL HAIL DRAGONDICK KING

>>685452268
ITS A PAP

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>>685464236
>>685464236

OP here
I could try that, that doesn't seem deadly at all.

But how do you know when you're done / far enough.

>>685464803
welcome back OP
you DO have slight phimosis, like anon said
>685464537

sharktooth shit looks like PPP (pearly penile papules)

>dentist can help

>>685464984
when your last 2" of dick looks less tapered and more rounded/mushroom

>>685465369
Dragondick OP here
2 inch is a long way ,_,

>>685465635
fine 5cm
>whatevs

bamping for our new lord and savior

>>685452191
Weird dicks are half the reason I visit /b/

>>685466894
pl0x tel us the other half

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>>685466202
Here ya go!