Pole vault with my raging dick, of course.
Assuming he's not literally 9ft tall and this is not to skill, if he is of average height (say, 6ft even) that would mean the graph is inflated by roughly 30%. That means the gap is really only about 10 feet. That may seem like a long jump, but without worrying about sticking the landing gracefully, you should be able to jump about that far.
Just ask you gf to bake you one, and make it chocholate while the cake on the grass gets eaten by ants
If you can levitate why did you even go in the hole
>being this hypocritical
in case anybody wanted the real pic
I got the cake. Now, you're probably wondering how i got it.
And i would love to explain it to you, but it requires some basic knowledge of the Schwarzschild metric, and i'm also short on time.