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YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO TELL ME What´s your excuse for being

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YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO TELL ME

What´s your excuse for being on /b/ instead of being productive? Whay waste time here?
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>>685323733
evelion porn if anyone has it then its /b/
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>>685324244
/thread
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I'm to lazy for irl.
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>>685323733
cp lurk
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>>685323733
Why do you?
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>>685323733
i have a headache from working all day long so fuck off dipshit
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>>685324344
>>685324244
>>685323733
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>>685323733
Is that some motherfuckin plumbus up in here?
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Im taking a shit thats why
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>>685324677
You too motherfucker
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>>685323733
Its 2:45am in Aus and I got nothing tomorrow. Might as well waste away the night
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>>685324558
I´m doing participant observation here
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>>685323733
Depression is fun
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I'm on a bus going home faggot how do you want me to be productive
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I pulled over my rig, to piss n smoke dat colorado.
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>>685323733
Im a retard without any friends
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>>685323733
It's compiling...
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>>685325341
read a book
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>>685325606
You should stop being such a gay retard and go talk to people then
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>>685325175
Depression is just a freudian way of saying bored
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>>685323733
I woke up too early and don't go in to work till 5 so I thought there might be a nice porn thread
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>>685323733
Received an offer from a competitive firm so when I put in my 2 weeks notice they gave me two weeks off paid.
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>>685325728
4chan is just a more retarded version of a book that I can contribute to and observe truly anonymous people on
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>>685323733
I have no life.
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>>685325729
I'd rather be a sack of shit hanging around fedoras and pedophiles
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>>685323733

I treat /b/ like the newspaper. I went to the gym for 3 hours. I'm on my recliner and readING the daily buzz on the chan.
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>>685325967
Okay then carry on
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>>685323733

I'm not wasting my life. I only come on /b/ when I'm out of drugs.
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i'm sick at home
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>>685326240
>not wasting life
>doing drugs
Pick one faggot
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Trying to find tard stories
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>>685323733

trying to find some bud dealers
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>>685323733
I am watching Reaktor 5 tutorials WHILE I browse /b/ faggot. Stop telling me I should be productive, when I am.
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I'm taking a shit.

I feel like these two things go hand in hand considering both involve shit.
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Am being productive. I load trucks all by myself. No trucks currently. Hence /b an fuckoff time.
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>>685326460
You are being productive
You're just producing shit
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>>685326363
>Pick one faggot

I pick you.

Now suck my cock and tell me you love me.
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>>685323733
Doing to do in class
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>>685326932
Edit Nothing to do*
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>>685323733
On lunch
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>>685323733
Just drove back from uni. Eatin Cafe Rio since its cheap and drinking some Chivas Regal and Old Turkey
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>>685326999
How about learning?
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>>685326999

nice trips.

i'm also leaving 4chan for ever. the time has come.

>>685323733

thank you OP. Also checked. Bye guys.
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>>685323733
I'm on lunch break and watching my gf mow her lawn
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>>685323733
because right now I'm trying to figure out why gcc and g++ tell me htat a path couldn't be found even though it's just one header file in one subfolder
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>>685323733
>What´s your excuse for being on /b/ instead of being productive? Whay waste time here?

I got stuff done. I'm taking a break. I'll get back to work soon.
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Just waiting for my faggot friend to get here from Toronto then we are goin to the lake and getting drunk and hopefully suckin each others dicks and stuff
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>>685323733
At the mall waiting on my sister
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>>685327724
Why not mow her lawn for her you lazy bitch, you want the pussy or not?
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Because I am shitting
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>>685323733
Porn.
I usually browse /g/ but you can't get good s/fur from /g/ :^)
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Better than being alone on my birthday
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It's friday night, I'm buzzed and waiting for a buddy.
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>>685325690
Fair
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