She woke up.. And there are people right now. Waiting for my chance.
whip out your dong and strtplaying with it, somehow make it such that she sees it, but not too obvious, like she happens to see it but you were not displaying it cuz that would be molestation.
Rape her diseased anus
This is the dumbest thing I've heard in a while. Because you have a gf you won't ask her out, but you will wip your dick out and chance getting arrested for indecent exposure and who knows what else they might get you for. Your a fucking retard.
Tell her that you are a time traveler from the future, that she is destined to be the mother of the savior of humanity and you have been sent back to protect her from murder bots sent by the Jews to kill her and her unborn child.
i dated a jewish girl once and she was giving me head and right as i was about to cum, i pulled my cock out of her mouth and yelled "TIME FOR THE FINAL SOLUTION" and shot 3 ropes on her face.
You gotta clear the train OP. You know what to do.
Show her your fedora collection and fan arts
You know I thought chan was bad.but reddit, my good it's full of retards that have no excuse for being retarded and socially inept. There was this article on front page about this kid that don't want this downs kid to go to special school. And everyone's like yeah good for them everyone is created equally everyone deserves everything equal. Bunch of brain dead commies
>hurrdurr i have been here for 10 years i know better
Its not that hard to research stuff faggot, also if you have browsed 4chan for more than 1 year and you think that this is a community or your friends your just a fucking looser
I'm 26 years old, started coming on here regularly about 5 years ago when my life ended circa 2010; and yet I definetely still call myself new to the site. I feel new, because I'm not stupid and actually realize I don't know everything here. I enjoyed my teenage years before I started coming here regularly and destroying my life even more so, which was the smart thing to do.
>5 years on the site almost daily and am totally still a newfag
Meaning your 2 years here more than likely doesn't qualify you as an oldfag, you're just a fag fag.