What do?

>>685311406
Tell her about our lord and savior king dong

>>685311406
Read your book and shut the fuck up.

>>685311406
picture of penis with girl on background

>>685311873
RE ROLL

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She woke up.. And there are people right now. Waiting for my chance.

Tell her you are passing on a random act of kindness, then ask her what she would like from the bar.

Buy her it.

Talk to her like a human being.

Ask her out on a date.

whip out your dong and strtplaying with it, somehow make it such that she sees it, but not too obvious, like she happens to see it but you were not displaying it cuz that would be molestation.

take video.
post here.

>>685312104
Dude, I have a girlfriend.

>>685312132
This though, I will try and do

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Rape her diseased anus

>>685312132
this has potential

>>685312262
My bad. In that case I vote for you trying to put a sticker on her and get a photo.

> Bonus points if it says /b/

dont be a faggot OP do it
>>685312132

just take out your dick and masturbate in secret

>>685311406
Sit quietly by yourself like a normal person. Don't act like one of those black monkey man who makes women uncomfortable in public by saying "AYY KENNA GETCHO NUMBA DOH?!"

>>685312262
>I have a girlfriend you retard
>not gonna ask her out
>gonna whip out my dick and start jerking it to her. That's k

Shout jejeje jewsejejeje

>>685312262
Questionable

>>685313440
Proof retard

>>685313440
This is the dumbest thing I've heard in a while. Because you have a gf you won't ask her out, but you will wip your dick out and chance getting arrested for indecent exposure and who knows what else they might get you for. Your a fucking retard.

Live the Dream Op.

Whip that Dick out

>>685311406

Tell her that you are a time traveler from the future, that she is destined to be the mother of the savior of humanity and you have been sent back to protect her from murder bots sent by the Jews to kill her and her unborn child.

more pics from op?

>>685314130
If this was Facebook I would like this post

Let ur penis out

>>685314130
>>685314294
thats sorta anti-semitic and theres no such thing as time travel.

that also sounds like the plot to the terminator.

>>685314433
Every thing but the Jews lol

>>685313851
You're dumb

>>685314543
Thank you

>>685314493
xD

>>685314716
hehe xd

>>685314796
JIZZNEY XD LOL

>>685312044
politely introduce yourself and ask her if she would kindly pose for some naked pics. or just take more creep shots, yes that will be fine

>>685314493
>>685314716
>>685314796
>>685314877
say hi to r/4chan, bitches

>>685314877
ayy lmfao

Post more pics op. Jesus Christ your slow.

>>685314960
its because he came and his need for thrill is over

>>685314911
im redditor

>>685315210
ill see you on the flip side homie

>MORE KARMA PLSSSSSSSS

>>685314911

o shit waddup

>>685314433
>sorta anti-semitic
>semitic
>no such thing as time travel
hello newfriend

>>685315311
hi but im not new

>>685315378
how long have you been here? 2 months?

>>685315509
try 2 years dog

>>685313440
What's the fucking point of this thread then?

>>685315378
Your shoes weak
Your pants weak
Your shirt weak
I could do this all week

>>685311406
Are you physically attractive? If you so, introduce yourself, but only do so once she's awake. If you're unattractive, fuck right off.

>>685315549
Still new.

>>685313851
are you that "lol how do I greentext?" guy?

>>685314433
i dated a jewish girl once and she was giving me head and right as i was about to cum, i pulled my cock out of her mouth and yelled "TIME FOR THE FINAL SOLUTION" and shot 3 ropes on her face.

no regrets

>>685315549
>try 2 years dog
>2 years dog
>dog

>>685315549
>2 years
>dog

Fuck off.

>>685315637
2 years aint new>>685315677
got a problem? didnt think so bitch

>>685315711
bitch bitch bitch

>>685311406
Cum on her face, obviously. Be careful though. Her arms are still crossed in a way that requires muscles to act so she may not be fully asleep yet.

>>685315741
underage detected

>two years ain't* new

>>685315741
anything post 2010 is new. I've been here since 2011. I'm new and will always be

[greentext] go up and pinch her nipples

>>685315828
im 27 take it easy there neckbeerd

>>685315859
i feel bad for your denial

>>685315674
you think youre anti semiticism is so cool. fuck off

>>685315925
No denial. I just know how this shit works.

>>685315803
... Fucking 9fag le reddit army

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>>685315881

>>685315881
this roll

>>685315952
B-but it is

>>685316009
>implying to know how 4chan "is"
>been here for less than 4 years.

Yeah no.

>>685315925
Stop trying so hard.

>>685316144
Reee

Ops gone

>>685315925

What industry do you work in then?
Do you get min. wage?
Is McDonald's clean?

>>685316157
2011-2016 is 5 years, lrn2maths. You pick up some shit in 5 years.

>>685316144
Fuck you. There.

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>>685316144

Sit behind her and her off into her hair.

>>685311406
think about everything you ever did wrong starting with making this thread and working backwards

>>685316306
Some shit, yes. Still doesn't mean you know how "this shit" works. Faggot.

>>685315549
New as fuck you faggot.
Anything newer than at least 7 is absolute cancer

>>685316144
oh

>>685311406
Deliver something new op.

>>685316610
>do shit for fun
>keep good opinions to self
>mods=gods
>call eachother names for self betterment
I know kid. I know.

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>>685316144

>>685316782
Uhm.. what?
Not sure if bait or just straight up retarded

>>685311406
Show penor, take picture

>>685316144
Kill yourself

>>685316144
You son of a bitch

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>>685316144

>>685316144
Fuck you m8

>>685316144
>File
d

>>685316144
Suck my dick

>>685316953
Straight up retard. But I know how this shit works.

>>685316144
fuck you.

>>685316988
Dubs say, do it faggot

>>685316144
Dubs

>>685316144
Faggot

>>685316144
nice dubs.
asshole

>>685316144
>moms already dead

Op here, the train got busy. If it quietens down I will

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>>685317222
oh shit

>>685316144
Reeeeee

>>685317363
take some photos with the train busy, then when it quietens down you won't look so suspicious anon

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>>685317363
You gotta clear the train OP. You know what to do.

>>685316144
ok

>>685313354
This. Unless you are just a nigger with no manners. Then by all means do your nig nog thing. I hope she has pepper spray

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>>685316144
Fuck you

>>685316144
Fuck

>>685316144
Leave my mom alone faggot

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Watching a film while I wait

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Two kinds of people on 4han

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>>685316144

>>685316144
Fuck you

>>685317827
channing tatum gets shot in the back of the head
Kurt russel gets poisoned

>>685316144
bazoople

>>685316144
Faggot

>>685316144
nice meme

>>685316144
Ree

I don't think op is comming back. Probably got arrested

>>685316144
really dude...

>>685317081
cool man, thanks!

>>685316144
fuck you

>>685316144
Cunt

>>685316144
Eat shit

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>>685318144
>>685318133
>>685317755
>>685317288
>>685317222
>>685316988
>>685316144
>>685315711
>>685315677
>>685315611
>>685314911
>>685314877
>>685314433
>>685312044

>>685316144
I'm not a robot

>>685317949
I saw it at the cinema Dingus

>>685316144
BAZOINGA!

>>685318486
I tried, and that's all that matters.

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>>685316144
reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>685316144

>>685316144
fuck off

>>685316144
fag

>>685316144
oh shat

>>685316144
REEEEEEEEE

>>685316144
Norman Bates replying

>>685313354
>>685317602

>lol niggers

>>685316144
Fuck you.

>>685316144
Bish

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>>685316144

>>685320209
>>685320401
Entire thread for any bros just tuning in.

>>685316144
Replied

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>>685316144
>Anonymous

>can i greentext?

>>685316144

fuck you

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>>685316144
BAGOONGA

>>685316144
nice dubs

>>685316144
I fucking hate you

>>685317325
shoulda replied earlier

>>685316144
Noooo

>>685311406

Take a long hard look in the mirror, and call yourself a faggot for even thinking this chick is attractive.

>>685317081
Thanks immunity cat

>>685316144
reply

>>685316144
kys

>>685316144
.,..

>>685316144
nice dubs

>>685316144
reeeee

>>685316144
:(

>>685311873
rollllllllllllllll

Suck the barrel of a gun until it ejaculates a bullet into your brain. (Damn faggot OP)

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>>685316144

>>685316144
fag

>>685316144
cant take no chances

masterbate furiously

>>685316144
Checked

>>685316144
I don't know what I really want

>>685316144
Fuck

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>>685316144

>>685316144
shieeet

>>685316144
FUck you

>>685316144
fucking asshole

>>685316144
goddamn

>>685316144
fuck u

>>685316144
dubs have spoken

>>685316144
Maaaan

>>685316144
wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>685316144
Post

>>685316144
zimbabwe

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>>685316144
Fuck you

>>685316144
ok

>>685316144
kek

>>685316144

>>685316360
>>685317004
>>685317116
>>685319276
>>685317222
>>685321726
>>685320401

I hope arnold schwarzenegger dildorapes your ass with a narwhal horn on fire

without lube

>>685316144
Fucking dubs. Zimbabwe

>>685316144

too late

>>685317081
thank you immunity cat, you're the best

>>685316144
aaa

>>685316144
shit.

>>685316144
fuck you.lol

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>>685311406

>>685316144
kek

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>>685316144
no!

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>>685316144

>>685316144
sozzzz

>>685316144
>(You)

>>685316144

>>685316144
Faggot

>>685316144
????????????????????????????

>>685316144
uh oh

>>685316144
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>685316144
no

<greentext> faggots </greentext>

>>685316144
Wtf blazubgdbaboo

>>685324156
lol

>>685316144
>>685316144
>>685316144
ples

>>685316144
I LOVE COCKS

>>685316144
man glad im replying

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>>685316144

>>685316144
Oh nigger

>>685316144
Ayy lmao

>>685316144
The most replies to the shittiest post i have ever seen

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>>685311406
Show her your fedora collection and fan arts

sit next to her and jerk it

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>>685316144

>>685316144
ztttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

>>685316144
My mom's been dead for nearly 30yrs. Not sure what replying now will change about that.

Oh shit...

>>685316144
dddd

>>685316144
Dont die mama

>>685316144
mum help

>>685316144
fu

>>685316144
WhdsbhdshhzbszbsbzbzhsMjshsnsbzBBbbhggggyttttttttttttttttttttttt

>>685316144
jose pls

>>685316144
asdfghjkl;l

>>685316144
i reply

>>685314911
You know I thought chan was bad.but reddit, my good it's full of retards that have no excuse for being retarded and socially inept. There was this article on front page about this kid that don't want this downs kid to go to special school. And everyone's like yeah good for them everyone is created equally everyone deserves everything equal. Bunch of brain dead commies

>>685316144
SHE'S ALREADY DEAD YOU FUCKING G DICKNOSE

>>685316144
pls no

>>685316144
i love you mum

>>685316157
>hurrdurr i have been here for 10 years i know better
Its not that hard to research stuff faggot, also if you have browsed 4chan for more than 1 year and you think that this is a community or your friends your just a fucking looser

>>685316144
Bazooples

>>685316144
allah akbar?

>>685316144
woah shit. dubs tell the truth

>>685316144
not taking any chances

>>685316144
hmm.

>>685316144
Mammy, noooo

>>685315549
I'm 26 years old, started coming on here regularly about 5 years ago when my life ended circa 2010; and yet I definetely still call myself new to the site. I feel new, because I'm not stupid and actually realize I don't know everything here. I enjoyed my teenage years before I started coming here regularly and destroying my life even more so, which was the smart thing to do.
>5 years on the site almost daily and am totally still a newfag
Meaning your 2 years here more than likely doesn't qualify you as an oldfag, you're just a fag fag.

>>685316144
reply

>>685316144
Thanks in advance for not killing her

>>685316144
poiuzt

>>685316144
Niggas

>>685316144
kekke

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>>685316144

>>685316144
Kys faggot

>>685316144
asdf

>>685316144
ok thread hijacker

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>>685317081

>>685316144
...

>>685311873
roll

>>685316144
shieeet