Easy and joyful way to kill myself. Thank you.

>>685261698
by living life to the fullest. or heroin

>>685261698
>>685261837
This, OD on heroin

>>685261837
/thread

>>685261698
jump from a plane at 50,000ft without a parachute. joyful as fuck, no pain when you reach the bottom

>>685261837
>>685261933
>>685261942
Yeah heroin or best way to go but unfortunately I got no access to it. Op here

>>685261698
>glue hands to head
>hang yourself with piano wire
>look like you pulled your own head off

>>685262229
Got no money for that. But that be awesome exit

>>685262332
I've never seen a real piano in my life...

>>685261837
>>685261933
>>685262231
I know people who have OD'd on heroin, its not pleasant. You know you're going to die and its agonizing because you can't stop it from happening at that point. So until you drift off you are sick with the feeling of waiting to die

>>685262577
Sounds better than my life. Unfortunately I can't get any heroin and just fade away in warmth

>>685261698
You have a mental illness. Wanting to kill yourself is not normal no matter how bad your situation is, and I have no doubt that your situation is very bad. Please seek help. Even if you've sought help before, do it again and try harder this time.

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>>685262577
What did you ask someone who died from a heroin OD?

>>685261698
Op here. I thought about suicide by cop, but I don't want to hurt any innocent. Anyone got an enemy?

>>685261698
Stream it live.

>>685263067
The jews.

>>685263019
I've revived 2 friends from near fatal heroin overdoses by narcan injection after they were dead, no pulse, for almost 15 minutes. Believe me, they said they knew exactly what the fuck they did and what was going to happen before they drifted off

>>685262867
I've never seeked help. Don't know where to find it. Nobody can help me. Iam sorry I just want to die. To stop crying. Stop everything.

>>685263362
I'll take yourvword on that, Anon.

>>685263362
In that case I would stand up and just do some Fucking jumping jacks or some shit. Or some push-ups. Get my heart going so I don't fucking die

>>685263563
Nice bait

>>685263362
Also iam. I know exactly what I want just too pussy.

>>685263669
then you don't want to be faced with the knowledge of death before you die. The OD Is not instant, like i said

>>685263370
People have felt this way before and come out on the other side. I sat in my room with a helium mask setup ready to go only 11 months ago. Turns out everybody else was right I just needed some help. Life's great now. Happier than I ever thought I could be.

Don't give up on life man.

>>685263612
Wat..? Oh like do you think jumping jacks couldn't save you from od'ing? Maybe. I have no clue.

You can get potassium chloride really cheap on amazon. Learn the lethal dose that they give to death row inmates and inject that shit. 100% painless

>>685263905
Any other suggestions on instant death?

>>685264095
I just don't know what to do

>>685262577
If you've done heroin you're probably not sick with the feeling, but just high as a kite. I think.

Funny, you can get that stuff rather easily from darknet. I've been thinking about it and it doesn't sound like a half bad way to go. Morphine is another one.

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>>685264167
umm..this

>>685264167
I'll greentext it for you
>hire an assassin from Tor
>get a cute gf
>tell him within three months you want to be assinated as soon as your climaxing during an orgasm.
There you go anon, total headfuck. Literally.

>>685264406
you've obviously never done heroin

>>685264406
Never tried drugs

>>685264537
That's true, but I only need to use it once. I don't care about life since it sucks and am not worried about the possible thoughts.

>28 year old Virgo
>finaly get girl
>long distance relationship
>visit her for a week
>first night go for sex
>get her all undressed
>get her moan
>get my finger in her Pussy
>she grabs my dick
>put in her pussy
LOSE BOONER
>what the hell
>we have no condom
>i say i wont do it without it
>we stop
Tomorow
>al the same
>she is al wet and naked before me
>NO FUCKING BOONER
>i just stare at her
>she gets up and dress
>yesterday and today she is barely talking
>never sits next to me, dont ike me kissing her
i am stucked here for 4 more days

fuck my life. really hard
why the fuck i am even living

>>685261698
Just drink bleach. If you don't die, you'll be slim af.

>>685264688
i forgot what a booner is

Why are you trying to save my life? Just help me to fade away

>>685264830
because /b/ is filled with moralfags now

>>685264829
>28 year old Virgo
>finaly get girl
>long distance relationship
>visit her for a week
>first night go for sex
>get her all undressed
>get her moan
>get my finger in her Pussy
>she grabs my dick
>put in her pussy
LOSE BONER
>what the hell
>we have no condom
>i say i wont do it without it
>we stop
Tomorow
>al the same
>she is al wet and naked before me
>NO FUCKING BONER
>i just stare at her
>she gets up and dress
>yesterday and today she is barely talking
>never sits next to me, dont ike me kissing her
i am stucked here for 4 more days

fuck my life. really hard
why the fuck i am even living

>>685264345
You have to reach out for help. https://www.mentalhealth.gov/get-help/

If you have any close friends/family who are understanding, talk to them about this. Talk to a professional.

Things can get better if you want them to and work at it.

>>685264829
>>685264688
Try drinking or smoking pot with her. Or try to exercise earlier that day, or jerk off before sex to get yourself hard.

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>>685262332
You've got to jump from a steady surface when you do, ideally from the top of an apartment in a shitty city inevitably over a basketball court. With any luck you;ll slam dunk your own head

>>685264830
Because you clearly wrote this post as a cry for help. You could have searched Google for suicide methods, but there's chance of a Google search saving your life. Think about it. Your body is rebelling against the sickness that exists in your brain. You want to survive.

>>685264688
Tell a doctor. Get boner pills or anxiety meds. Put your erection in same or new girl.

Problem solved easy.

>>685265160
this tbh. the one's with the stones for it just do it, they don't talk about it.

>>685264921
You're a total loser but...that suck, for sure.

>Hooker don't judge you

>>685265020
I tried. It was no help

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10 xanax washed down with a mixed drink of your choice, wait a half hour, rat poison, a few shots and some more xanax. Repeat til you don't wake up. Xanax is hard to OD on when taken alone, mix with alcohol and you can die. I barely survived my xan's + drink sesh, only survived because of my weight. Wished I hand't

>>685265278
True, all who commit a suicide are the same person pretty much. They *never* talk about it before.

>>685265396
>implying xanax is easier to get than heroin
the fucker already said he cant get drugs. do you even thread

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>>685265082
>"Overdose is a dangerous and deadly consequence of heroin use. A large dose of heroin depresses heart rate and breathing to such an extent that a user cannot survive without medical help. Naloxone (e.g., Narcan®) is an opioid receptor antagonist medication that can eliminate all signs of opioid intoxication to reverse an opioid overdose. It works by rapidly binding to opioid receptors, preventing heroin from activating them."
So if you did some jumping jacks to get your heart rate and respiratory rate back up it would save you.

>>685265392
Well death should greatly improve your quality of lif-

>>685265035
i actualy have smoked
and when i am touching her i am getting hard
but its gone within seconds. I am sure i fucked up super bad with her.

>>685265396
Tried this shit. Ended with waking up after 50 or so my of xanax

>>685265558
Have her suck your dick? Blind fold yourself when she does it?

>>685265396
OD is a bad way to kill yourself, way too low success rate.

Gravity won't let you down

>>685261698
that thing with the oxygen mask is supposed to be painless. idont remember what exactly. somethin with helium.

>>685265520
/thread

>>685265481
I did say all this. And I meant it all which is why I chose those words that you quoted.

>>685261698
In a place crowded with Kids, shout "This is because (insert presidential candidate you don't like) might get elected to office!" Then blow your brains out. Comic gold and bunches of kids are scarred for life.

>>685264688
Try alcohol , got same problem when i was gona lose my virginity .. Drink with clothes on , and let it flow ..

>>685265520
>if you overdose on cocaine, just chillax and take a nap
You cant be this retarded, im done with your baiting.

>>685265670
nah she just grab it with her hand
right now she is in a really bad cold mode. i think i have when i am lucky one more chance to get it right
i need any fucking advice to keep it hard.

>>685265820
waaaa. my shit goes limp with a couple glasses of wine...

>>685265820
hmm maybe that could work.

Alcohol + aspirines

>>685261698
Go up to someone who dumped you. Say to them "This is because of you." Turn around, put a gun in your mouth, and blow your brains all over them. They will never recover from the PTSD.

>>685265490
Just use alphabay

>>685265873
She sounds boring, she should be more understanding about your problems bro ): Like it's not THAT bad, and how come you only get one more chance. If she wants your love, mainly your dick then she should be more than happy to give it acouple goes. Especially if you finger her and eat your pussy.

>>685266046
Doing that now. Fuck it

>>685265848
I won bitch

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>>685265669
All I did was lose 2 and a half days, try to go into work, and almost lose my job. Lost the respect of my peers, only keeping me around because they know I'm suicidal and they worry that if I'm put in a worse spot than I am that my death will be on their hands.I hate that. This would be my decision. Please give me consequences, its not life without them, the pity only makes me hate myself more

>>>685266260
you don't have enough asprin. I can guarantee it

>>685266260
Have fun m8. See you in heaven bro

>>685266193
That's some epic shit

>>685266444
trips confirm heaven is real and he will see you there

>>685266193
I wouldn't give someone the satisfaction of being able to go through the rest of their life knowing they had enough power to make me kill myself. Maybe I'm just a narcissist, I don't know?

>>685266193
You're magnificent genius...

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>>685266260
its ineffective. You'll survive, and need to have your liver repaired. Imagine your situation now, but with thousands of dollars of bills

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>>685261698
an heroin overdose

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>>685266394

>>685266517
So have astronauts found heaven yet? Or is it farther away still?

>>685262495
Get a guitar string, make a loop, tie it to a regular rope. Way easier and cheaper to find than some fuckin piano wire.

>>685266682
so they cosby'd those girls drinks?

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>>685266260
>"The LD50 for acetylsalicylic acid (aspirin) is 1750mg/kg. LD50 is the lethal dose in 50% of the population based on calculations. Normal aspirin comes in 325mg per pill. It would take a lot of aspirin. Like most medications, Aspirin is not something that you want to take in large quantities. Aspirin decreases prostaglandin production, which is responsible for inflammatory responses (causes inflammation) which is why it can be used to relieve pain. Prostaglandins are also responsible for protecting your stomach from the acidic content. If you take a lot of aspirin it can break down that protection and can lead to an ulcer, which could lead to internal bleeding. Also, aspirin has anti-platelet activity, which means that your body could lose it's ability to clot blood. Losing this ability means that if you bleed from a cut (or ulcer) that your body will lost it's ability to stop it.

I'm not sure why you took that much aspirin, but for whatever reason it was a poor choice. If you were bored and had nothing better to do, or worse, if suicide was the motive I recommend that you see a therapist to help you. There are ways of coping with these feelings to make your life better and enjoyable."
Anon you need like 20 grams of aspirin.

>>685266467
>>685266624
Thank you. ;)
>>685266618
They would not have satisfaction, they would have PTSD. And, they would only THINK that they caused it. If you're gonna' die, might as well take someone's peace of mind with you.

>>685264921
so?

if she really cared about you, she'd find a way to make you hard instead of dressing up.

>>685266771
>christians now believe heaven is in another dimension, not in space

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>>685266917
>The LD50 for acetylsalicylic acid (aspirin) is 1750mg/kg. LD50 is the lethal dose in 50% of the population based on calculations. Normal aspirin comes in 325mg per pill. It would take a lot of aspirin. Like most medications, Aspirin is not something that you want to take in large quantities. Aspirin decreases prostaglandin production, which is responsible for inflammatory responses (causes inflammation) which is why it can be used to relieve pain. Prostaglandins are also responsible for protecting your stomach from the acidic content. If you take a lot of aspirin it can break down that protection and can lead to an ulcer, which could lead to internal bleeding. Also, aspirin has anti-platelet activity, which means that your body could lose it's ability to clot blood. Losing this ability means that if you bleed from a cut (or ulcer) that your body will lost it's ability to stop it.

>I'm not sure why you took that much aspirin, but for whatever reason it was a poor choice. If you were bored and had nothing better to do, or worse, if suicide was the motive I recommend that you see a therapist to help you. There are ways of coping with these feelings to make your life better and enjoyable."
Forgot to greentext the other half, for easy reading ofcourse and not to 404 this shit thread

I cant remember the name of the pill but you can order it online its like cyanide you go into a sleep mode and pass out then have heart failure
10/10 and dont webcam it we dont wanna see that depressing shit

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>>685266193
THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

>>685266917
Did about 6g my liver pain is Fucking killing me

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>>685261698
I'm sinful my lord

>>685267243
Good, rack up that debt bitch

>>685266904
This might sound crazy, but it turns out girls like to fuck, too. Pretty much the same amount as dudes like to fuck.

I know that on the internet it seems that every time a woman get penetrated it was rape, but that's probably not the case. Maybe these guys have decent personalities and know how to talk to women.

>>685267085
Having imaginary friends as an adult is a mental illness. Except when many people have the same friend

>>685266982
>implying women aren't evil
>letting the woman think she has enough power to make you kill yourself
>letting the feminists win
fucking no, nigger.

>>685267457
You are my imaginary friend

>>685267243
> Follow /b/ advice
> World of pain
> Liver fucked
> Still alive and retarded

>>685267498
Women are not evil they are just crazy greedy psychotic sluts.
Oh wait

>>685262495
The fuck you mean.

>>685267457
>Gohd is muh friend
>hurr hevin

>>685267498
Fine, do it to your boss in front of a lot of customers.

>>685267675
Jesus, that can't be real.

>>685267511
Check'd

We are all imaginary.

Also thanks for the tips everyone. I'm not OP but this thread has been quite informative. See you in valhalla

>>685267620
I have never seen a real piano before

>>685261698
>get drugs
>find a tall place
>inject/smoke everything
>do backflips as you plummet to a swift death

>>685267441
Well retard, I was making a joke referring to the fact they look passed the fuck out. It's a fake porn video anyway, I can't believe you think that shit's real. Grow up

>>685267441
>girls
>paid porn stars

>>685267675
Haven't laughed that hard in a while. The picture itself isn't funny, but the fact that you posted it just to kill a thread you don't like is fucking hilarious

>>685268078
Hes fuckin permabanned.

>>685268379
i wouldn't doubt it

>>685268379
For what?

>>685268455
it's for exactly what you think

Goodbye b