i thought that ball was gonna pop
I'm both intreagiued and terrified
He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
Like seriously, how do you even get an idea like that? 'Hm, I has saggy balls and saggy noodle...better tidy that shit up and make a fucking ballon-puppy out of it' Is that how it works?
Damn, I love u internet
Yeah, it feels like, 90% fucking an ass, 10% getting fucked.
Are you also able to suck yourself? If you can then you could go ass to mouth on your own dick
>90% fucking an ass, 10% getting fucked.
>life lessons this generation will learn the hard way.
It's okay to be gay.
If you're a faget, you'll get raped by Bob Saget.
HOLY SHIT OP YOU ARE A FUCKING LEGEND
You've achieved beta on the highest recorded level.
When rumors reveal themselves in reality.
He even came, I'm so fuckin done with this place.
doesn't this hurt? are dicks flexible when they're not hard? if so how do you avoid an erection when you're obviously being anally stimulated?
is the way this penis bending grotesquely unnatural?
enlighten me boiz
i don't even know which folder to save this in...
This is taking OP is a faggot to a whole new level holy shit.
Same here breh. I think I'm not long enough. Everytime I would get close to having it go in, I'd get hard and it'd pop up. You gotta get it in there flaccid first. When I was younger, I used to be able to suck my dick. I even blue a load in my mouth once.
holy fuck, you actually came in your own butt.
what are you?
beyond, way beyond, i almost pissed myself!
How much it takes to get a dick hard varies a lot on whether the guy is trying to get hard. Unless he's underaged then all it takes is touching the inside of his underwear while doing classwork. Or being naked in front of other guys in the locker room.
OP, you can take the term "go fuck yourself" and give it a whole new meaning. be like "yeah buddy, ill probably go fuck myself tonight" and walk off into the dust, smiling, knowing that unlike him, you can actually fuck yourself.
I'll go through like 6 months at a time here thinking "welp, I've seen all the depravity inhumanity has to offer", but then you guys never fail to amaze me by stepping up to the fucking plate and doing something like creating a 2-man homosex double-penetration.
You must be one of /b/ master hackers
This is easily the most epic thread I've seen in a while here.
Well done, Gents. Well done.
Congrats OP, you finally proved what we knew all along, and you proved it all on your own.
OP, you definitely are a faggot.
>mfw I finally start browsing /b/ again after only going on /pol/, /g/, /his/, and /qa/ for the last year
>This is the first thread I find on this board
The image filename is a classic left hand smash of keys to hide the original name.
Is that you? If you timestamped this it would make this the epicest of breads.
I can see OP being told to go fuck himself on any occasion and reply with..
>I already did
also this this this this this this this
is ... is this the first time you have lost your anal virginity? jesus christ what an artist and a scholar you are. 10/10 thread thank you, it had been a long time.
It's cozy and warm, and velvetly soft inside, the hole itself firm and grips me nice and tightly. As i thrust i can feel all the individual little folds of flesh wrapping themselves around my dick. I can feel my cock rubbing against my prostate, making it really sensitive. As i get closer i feel my hole getting tighter around me, N when i blow? I feel my ass pucker up and grip my cock really tightly, pulsing with every orgasmic jet of cum, making me orgasm even harder.
Why would you even try something like that.
wow. its mesmerizing like watching a butterfly escape it's cocoon.
Browse /b/ for 2 seconds and I find this thread,never change 4chan.
Well there something you don't see every day...
I'm waiting for Doom to download and I see this thread. Godspeed OP.
Speak for yourself, anon.
This is my fetish, and I fuck myself while watching other men fuck themselves pretty much every day.
I cum nice and hard in my ass, and then fart the cum out into my blender where I proceed to make a delicious fruit smoothie.
Semen is a good source of protein, after all... and can add a nice tang to a variety of foods and drinks.
Bravo... that is seriously impressive.
Holy shit OP, well done... well done...
I've never lost faith in /b/
Just get a fucking girlfriend... or boyfriend, whatever you're into.
You can't be so desperate for pleasure that you're willing to risk breaking your dick, right? Or am I wrong?
Have a girlfriend, this isn't about sexuality here, this is just fucking bizarre. I've seen some shit on the internet but I've never seen this. I'm shocked and oddly curious if this is an isolated ability or if we all have the skill, we just haven't thought about it.
Doesn't even look pleasurable.
I just watched a guy fuck himself in the ass
what a time to be alive