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So i can fuck myself. time stamp provided

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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So i can fuck myself. time stamp provided
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daaaaaaaayum
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>>685221275
go deeper.
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>>685221275
moar?
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>>685221904
what is wrong with you.
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Does that hurt your balls?

How does it feel like to be a faggot?
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>>685221275
Can you cum that way op?
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>roasting in an epic bread
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>>685221904
i thought that ball was gonna pop
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>>685222139
I know right, the resolution is way too low
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Go fuck yourself, OP.
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>>685221275
>>685221904
you are a hero of our times.
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I'm both intreagiued and terrified
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I came with you... that was hot
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>>685221275
Ha! I swear /b/ gets more weird as time goes on. This is fuckin great.
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>>685221904
nice
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>>685221275
>>685221904


That's kind of cool, What a day to be alive.
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>>685221275
has science gone too far?
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>>685221904
n-now i've seen everything...
off to shower.. gonna try that
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>>685221904
I loled
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When did you discover this talent OP?
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>>685221904
Your ballz must be super saggy.
Try getting erect once it is in and see how painful it gets
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can you suck your own dick ?
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This is most certainly a day to remember
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>>685221904

World is doomed.
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should use a condom though, who knows what STDs you have
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>>685223281
Underrated af
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Gonna jerk to this as hard as I can.
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>>685222364
maybe give it a rest.
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>>685221275
Are you an trap?
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>>685221904
Lol i can do that and cum in my ass with a nice hard on. How bout you?
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He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
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>>685223359
>posted 1 min before underrated post
>lurk more faggot
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>>685223501

prove it.
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>>685222300
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Someone-told-me-to-go-and-fuck-myself-so-I-did-28316291
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>>685221275
Fucking kek

Like seriously, how do you even get an idea like that? 'Hm, I has saggy balls and saggy noodle...better tidy that shit up and make a fucking ballon-puppy out of it' Is that how it works?

Damn, I love u internet
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>>685223072
yea. fucked my back up once doing it though, its not worth doing it.
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bls someone take screenshots of epic thread!
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>>685221904
>>685223395
Fucking degenerates.
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>>685221904
Does it actually feel good, like ur actually fucking someone in the ass?
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>>685221904

Literally OP
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>>685223731
Nuthin to prove to you thats for sure.
I first learned i could do it when i was 13 my dick it 10 inches long maybe that helps.
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>>685223501
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>>685224084
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>>685224143
either prove it or shut the fuck up you faggot
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what does it feel like?
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>>685222221
soo close
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>>685221904
Is it gay to fuck yourself and cum in your ass?
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>>685222222
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>>685223395
jesus fuck WHY
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>>685224101
Yeah, it feels like, 90% fucking an ass, 10% getting fucked.
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>>685221275
Are you also able to suck yourself? If you can then you could go ass to mouth on your own dick
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>>685221275
Unless you're an o beast or an itty bitty boat surly anyone can do this. Maybe not cum but surly it at least fits.
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>>685224829
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>>685224812
>90% fucking an ass, 10% getting fucked.
i'm sold.
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>>685224812
You're 10% faggot
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brb trying this
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>>685224812
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE STRETCH MARKS
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>>685225273
like that's a bad thing.
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>>685221904
"Back in my day we fucked our own assholes, son"
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>>685222413
This
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>>685221904
yes yes nicely done
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>>685225718
>life lessons this generation will learn the hard way.
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tie it in a knot

>>685226145
post full pic i need that
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>>685221275
Wow that's impressive
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>>685225379

yea pretty bad arent they? :(
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>>685221275
shave your balls. otherwise, well done.
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>>685223992
Hmm, I can blow myself pretty easily, never tried fucking myself before though
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>>685225612
It's okay to be gay.
If you're a faget, you'll get raped by Bob Saget.
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>>685221275
>>685221904
HOLY SHIT OP YOU ARE A FUCKING LEGEND
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My mind is blown holy fucking shit. I thought only Mr Fantastic or Luffy could do this but wow! you sure proved me wrong OP!
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>>685227353
kool kid just arrived.
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I tried this once and got frustratingly close
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My sides have gone to orbit
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>>685221275
You've achieved beta on the highest recorded level.

When rumors reveal themselves in reality.
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>>685221275
Any tips?
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>>685228066
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>>685221275
>>685221904
He even came, I'm so fuckin done with this place.
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>>685221904
MAX KEK
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>>685227353
Carlos!
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OP LITERALLY FUCKED HIMSELF
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>>685221904
doesn't this hurt? are dicks flexible when they're not hard? if so how do you avoid an erection when you're obviously being anally stimulated?

is the way this penis bending grotesquely unnatural?

enlighten me boiz
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>>685221904
i don't even know which folder to save this in...
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>>685228866
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This is taking OP is a faggot to a whole new level holy shit.
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>>685228954

its super flexible when its soft, When im inside i can get pretty hard, like 80% of the way there and grow inside. Feels good
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>>685221904
>>685221275
YOU CRAZY BASTARD

ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
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>>685227832
Same here breh. I think I'm not long enough. Everytime I would get close to having it go in, I'd get hard and it'd pop up. You gotta get it in there flaccid first. When I was younger, I used to be able to suck my dick. I even blue a load in my mouth once.
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>>685221904
holy fuck, you actually came in your own butt.

what are you?
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Well I can check that off my internet bucket list
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>>685221275
>>685221904
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>>685221904
Saved. Nice one breh.
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>>685229544
>>685229577
back to back dubs czekd
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What the actual fuck OP
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>>685229577
>internet dick in butt
yeah me too
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>>685221275
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>this thread
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>>685229387
Very hot anon. I have a long enough dick but never managed to get inside without getting hard. Id love to creampie myself
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>>685229959
My sides
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>>685229959
New symbol of /b/? I like it
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Is this going on be on redddit?
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>>685221275
challenge accepted
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>>685230602
Ah Um
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>>685229959
beyond, way beyond, i almost pissed myself!
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>>685228954
How much it takes to get a dick hard varies a lot on whether the guy is trying to get hard. Unless he's underaged then all it takes is touching the inside of his underwear while doing classwork. Or being naked in front of other guys in the locker room.
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>>685229959
11/10
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>>685230602
How
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>>685221904
Holy shit.
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>>685230602
Thats, not real...

Google has nothing. Where did you find that?
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>>685229780
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>>685230602
What the fuck?
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>>685230896
i hacked your moms phone
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>>685229959
Underrated post
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>>685225379

Stretch marks.
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>>685221904
why boner
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>>685230602
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>685229959
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>>685221275
OP, you can take the term "go fuck yourself" and give it a whole new meaning. be like "yeah buddy, ill probably go fuck myself tonight" and walk off into the dust, smiling, knowing that unlike him, you can actually fuck yourself.
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>>685221275
have fun with your UTI anon
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>>685221904
yea go fuck yourself
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>>685230602
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>>685230602
what

the

fuck

am I looking at
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>>685230602
WEBM of you doing the same
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>>685229959
Stay classy
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>>685221904
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>>685231116
I'll go through like 6 months at a time here thinking "welp, I've seen all the depravity inhumanity has to offer", but then you guys never fail to amaze me by stepping up to the fucking plate and doing something like creating a 2-man homosex double-penetration.
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>>685230602
dafuqu is wrong with you
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>>685231415
dont tell me what to do
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>>685223395
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Someone just literally fuck himself
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>>685231005
You must be one of /b/ master hackers
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I thought I had seen it all then I walked in here and saw a guy fuck himself and cum in his own ass and another guy who's balls are on top of his dick. What is happening
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>>685230602
Dude why the fuck are your balls in the wrong place?

I need answers
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Has someone already capped that shit?
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>>685222221
Damn you almost got it
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>>685231967
...he's australian
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>>685230602
posting in epic bread
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>>685231997
I did
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>>685221904
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>>685221904
thats hot......... do you do threesomes?
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>>685221904
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This is easily the most epic thread I've seen in a while here.

Well done, Gents. Well done.
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>>685226604
I have them too. I grew half a foot in a couple of months and my skin is fucked all over my body. Shit sucks
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>>685230602
Are you a kangaroo?
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Congrats OP, you finally proved what we knew all along, and you proved it all on your own.

OP, you definitely are a faggot.
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>>685231997
i saved it but somebody needs to put it in picture form
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>>685232303
i would rape the shit out of that tight boi pucci
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>>685232387
I might in the future, this is a big historical event for /b/
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>>685232218
i do!
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>>685221904
That's so hot
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>>685231880
PEPSI AND COKE ARE THE SAME THING WAKE UP PEOPLE
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>>685221275
>>685221904
>>685230602

>mfw I finally start browsing /b/ again after only going on /pol/, /g/, /his/, and /qa/ for the last year
>This is the first thread I find on this board
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What the fuck is going on. OP how the fuck does this happen?
Your cock has mickey mouse ears.
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>>685225273
Better odds than being you.
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>>685232673
Honestly it's a better thread than most of what's been on /b/ the past year.
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>>685221904
You are fucking amazing.
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>>685232449
This fuckin guy
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>>685221904
Best thread ever
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Hi mom!! also dubs
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>>685230602
The image filename is a classic left hand smash of keys to hide the original name.

Is that you? If you timestamped this it would make this the epicest of breads.
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Fuck.
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>>685221904
My penis is confused
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>>685222912
zozzled*
FTFY
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Here comes dat boi !!!!
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>>685232175
Post it
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>>685223395
AAAHHH FUCK NIGGA
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>>685230602
so fucking confused right now
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NEWFAGS GTFO
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>>685230602
why you balls like that
its like your private parts are in the rwong place or something
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>>685232673
one of the Best threads in months
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>>685233858
>being this rustled
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how does the inside of your anus feel?

be detailed
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>>685221275
>>685221904
I can see OP being told to go fuck himself on any occasion and reply with..

>I already did
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I can't believe people are in other threads right now. Everyone should be bosting in is thepic pread
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>>685221904

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>685234081
also this this this this this this this
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This thread
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>>685230602
Okay can we talk about this? What the fuck is going on here
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>>685221275
This thread was posted yesterday faggot
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>>685230602
timestamp and more pics, plz
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>>685234515
That timestamp tho
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>>685221275
>>685221904
Wow Anon, I'm impressed. You deserve something, not sure what, but something has to come out of this
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>>685221275
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>>685234081
>implying you havent experienced the rush and exhilaration of have you shit packed.
lying astrofag
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is ... is this the first time you have lost your anal virginity? jesus christ what an artist and a scholar you are. 10/10 thread thank you, it had been a long time.
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>>685234081

It's cozy and warm, and velvetly soft inside, the hole itself firm and grips me nice and tightly. As i thrust i can feel all the individual little folds of flesh wrapping themselves around my dick. I can feel my cock rubbing against my prostate, making it really sensitive. As i get closer i feel my hole getting tighter around me, N when i blow? I feel my ass pucker up and grip my cock really tightly, pulsing with every orgasmic jet of cum, making me orgasm even harder.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7-BX4bWYvg
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how the fuck your penis doesn't get harder inside so it snaps
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>>685225451
Wrong time for that fag
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>>685221275

GO FUCK YOURSELF

...

Oh wait...

Fuck...

Go Fuck Someone Else?!?!
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>>685221904
Your parents must be proud
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>>685221275
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>>685235572
I learned from my dad.
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>>685221904
Go fuck yourself?
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>>685235289
Holy shit teach me
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today op was not a faggot
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>>685231116
Balls didn't touch, not gay.
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>>685221904
witnessed
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>>685221904
Why would you even try something like that.
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>>685233858
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>>685221904
Hwut
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deleting this in 30 seconds but here is my attempt

for muh boi CX in the chat
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>>685229959
someone make a banner plz
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>>685221275
do you use lube? ive gotten it in before but only with lube and it just keeps popping out
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Are you the same guy from last night? That thread wasn't very successful. I tried to do it myself but I can't contain my boner.
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>>685229959
The truest depiction of /b/ in its purest form.
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>>685236652

Oil based lube, if i use water based then yea it becomes too slippery and i cant get it in.
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>>685236729
yea, i posted this earlier.
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>>685235289
teach me your ways. i am your sphincter padawan.
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THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE ARCHIVED
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>>685231786
That can't possibly be real.
Fuck you, I won't every be able to eat another gummy worm again without thinking of this.
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>>685236454
6/10 didn't creampie, give more videos
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>>685221904
God is Dead.
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>>685235289
I have to draw you
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>>685236838

Thread got derailed by that faggot who kept arguing about your stretch marks.
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>>685221275
follow your drams!
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Toasting because niggers
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>>685221275
The question is can you climax that way
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Ah, the male of my species....
I have now officially list all hope.
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>>685223281
Haha
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>>685237518
along with the ability to spell, it seems
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>>685236454
Do not delete things!
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>>685237601
Hey fuck you. My fingers are too fucking fat for this phone, ya bastard.
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>>685237477
see>>685221904

spoilers: he does, and it's pretty hot.
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Don t you worry to get pregnant? better wear a combon!
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I'm fucking sick of this site
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>>685237518
just another thing for women to be jealous of. that, and the fact that our genitals don't bleed regularly.
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>>685221904
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>>685237650
thank you, anon. you're doing god's work.
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>>685238496
go fuck yourself, now that you've seen how it's done
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wrzzzzz
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>>685230602
DID WE ALL FORGET ABOUT THIS
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>>685221275
How big is OP where he can do this?
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>>685221904
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>>685221904
I'm just happy to be here.
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>>685221904
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>>685221275
Why don't you shave them balls and stop fucking yourself in the ass
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>>685239169
im 6"
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>>685221904
wow. its mesmerizing like watching a butterfly escape it's cocoon.
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Today I saw a dude put his own dick in his own ass.
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>>685238496
Stick one of those dick fingers in your butt
or three ;)
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>>685238540

haha, that's a great idea! Should I make a new video of me doing it with a condom on guys?
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>>685221904
Browse /b/ for 2 seconds and I find this thread,never change 4chan.
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>>685225379
Looks like you were on high doses of prescription steroids during your teen years.
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>>685239665
Safety first
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>>685221904
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>>685237032

Different strokes for different folks, anon.

It It would brighten my day to imagine a cute girl pushing a shitload of gummy worms out her ass any time I'm eating gummy worms.
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>>685237650
Do we even need women anymore?
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>>685221904
well then
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>>685238800
And on the 4793538th day God looked upon the results of the archiving software he gave man. It was good.
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>>685240082
Say that to tumblr fagoot
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OP. you have inspired anons to try this including myself good night every one
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>>685221904
I'm 12 and what is this?
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>>685232303
christ, did you cum in your ass..?
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>>685233711
gtfo
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>>685221904
Well there something you don't see every day...
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>>685240082
We haven't needed women since traps became a thing. At this point it's redundancy.
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>>685222595
Welcome newfriend
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>>685240082
never did. traps are quickly replacing them. less bitching, better blowjobs, no pregnancy. sign me up.
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>>685221904
I'm waiting for Doom to download and I see this thread. Godspeed OP.
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>>685221275
>>685221904
literally the savior of /b/
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>>685240696
>>685241056
faggot
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>>685221904
Absolutely amazing, here's a (You)
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>>685241230
Well said my meme friend :^)
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>>685240635

Speak for yourself, anon.

This is my fetish, and I fuck myself while watching other men fuck themselves pretty much every day.

I cum nice and hard in my ass, and then fart the cum out into my blender where I proceed to make a delicious fruit smoothie.

Semen is a good source of protein, after all... and can add a nice tang to a variety of foods and drinks.
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>>685240470
Your new life, son
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Today I watched a man fuck his own butthole and cum in it.
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This shit is pretty fucking gay to be honest familia.
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>>685221904
Bravo... that is seriously impressive.
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>>685241056
You're forgetting one of the best improvements. Anal. Also some of us are working on making the no pregnancy part optional.
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>>685242006
>>685241056
Delusional
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>>685241464
It's good to have goals I guess?
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how do you even do this? just tried it and my dick is too fuckin stiff to contort like that
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>>685221904
This is why I'm voting for Trump. That surely is an alien's ass.
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>>685230602
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>>685237650
hot

thanks anon
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>>685221904
Holy shit OP, well done... well done...

I've never lost faith in /b/
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>>685221904
That is really impressive.
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>>685221275
I feel like I wanna try, but I also don't wanna break my dick
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How many inches?
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>>685221904
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>>685243048
Try it worst that can happen is you get stretch marks
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>>685221275
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>>685230602
the fuck
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>>685230602
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>>685243355
I dunno man, this is 4chan after all.
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Holy shit. This whole thread is fucked.
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What about the guy hiding his dick under his ball sack
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>>685243799

Just get a fucking girlfriend... or boyfriend, whatever you're into.

You can't be so desperate for pleasure that you're willing to risk breaking your dick, right? Or am I wrong?
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>>685244617
You're wrong anon. I'd probably cheat on my girlfriend with myself
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>>685230602
Two scrotums? Penis on bottom? Balls in front?
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>>685244617
Have a girlfriend, this isn't about sexuality here, this is just fucking bizarre. I've seen some shit on the internet but I've never seen this. I'm shocked and oddly curious if this is an isolated ability or if we all have the skill, we just haven't thought about it.

Doesn't even look pleasurable.
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>>685221904

I just watched a guy fuck himself in the ass

what a time to be alive
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