You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Americuck >

>>685103927
I need America to protect me from pretty much everything because my rigged parliament won't.

proud american reporting in. we're taking over this thread.

>>685103927
I can fit through the door at centerlink

>>685103927
I dont clap when a plan lands

American here. Feels good being #1

ime munaa vitun kääpiö

>>685103927
I use the metric system.

Meter, Kilogram, Celsius.

>>685103927
American here. I've never clapped at the end of a movie. It's rare that anyone does, at least in the movie theaters I've frequented.

>>685103927
¡TRAGOS DE AMARGO LICOR!

Hey, guys! I just finished doing some research on our rover on Mars. Shame other countries can't replicate.

>>685103927
I use the proper way of measuring length and weight

I don't need to tip because that's what wages are for.

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Maldita sea me cago en todos los gringos de mierda

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>>685103927
>Am American
>5'9
>175lbs

Not a Yuropoor.

>>685103927
I have an English accent and I dislike Trump.

pounds are a measure of currency not weight

>>685104021
ausfag detected

i dont know anyone who is black and i did see max. 5 black people in my entire life

>>685104070


We like it when it ends up on the ground, not in an office building.

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>>685103927
I dont need a rascal to walk outside

We dont need to invade other countries for oil. We have our own

>>685104405
>5'9
>175lbs
Americans with their silly imperial units

my neighbourhood is full of maoris

>>685103927
I can walk 5 meters without pausing to catch my breath

>>685104251
Other countries know there is jack shit up there. Also good job wasting billions of the taxpayers money while your economic structure is shit

>>685104763
We have our own too shithead. Just why use our own when we can use other countries oil?

>>685103927
I don't go to movie theatres. I don't watch stupid amounts of tv.

>>685103927
American here. We don't have to tell our women they can't wear revealing clothes because we didn't ship in a fuckton of sand niggers.

I don't contemplate sueing something every other day.

I'm not constantly thinking about other races

>>685104853
Thief

I enjoy going to the movies without getting sho... oh right.

>>685103927
We don't have niggers here

I can go to a bar without having to worry about whether or not the owner paid protection money to the local sharia patrol.

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>>685103927

I need 20

when someone draws a picture of mohammed here, they can shoot down the terrorists who come gunning for them.

>>685105014


Do something about it, oh right you can't.

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>>685104405
>>Yuropoor?
Yuranidiot.

>>685103927
9/11 is a lie. Americans are war criminals.

There you have it Any real american would never admit that

Irn bru and a batterd Mars bar.

>>685104121
Slay girl

Once upon a time in fuckyoubitchvillemericacatholicsST. there was a stupid bitch by the name of (F/N). She liked penis in her butt because she was actually a he but everytime a pronoun was missused there would be a thirty second hold on the population and everyone would hold hands and march around the rainbow flag chanting "All Homo" while the vibrators in their ass would buzz to the national anthem "Fuck you if you're straight". Everyone would then complain about how their gay marriage was ruined because people clapped after the kiss, showing rabid sexism towards women and how clapping needed to stop because it hurt the gays. Two straight black slaves would then (F/N) onto a stage where she would speak to the general public about how the gays weren't being given their rights. After the ceremony, (F/N) would then go and get married and complain about labels everywhere because labels are bad. She would then rip her penis off and turn it into a dicksword while simoltaneously ripping off both balls and turning them into grenades. (F/N) would look at the weapons in her hands and proclaim that they were now a gender. Logging onto tumblr, the best website ever and the only website able to exist because everything else was promoting hate speech and violence, (F/N) posted about how she was being oppresed by straight people because they said that gay marriage was legal when clearly they had said that gay marriage was legal. With nothing else to complain about, (F/N) then began to practice the wrist violin, post it to tumblr, and fell into a deep sleep, induced by the depression medicine she took because (F/N) was depressed from the amount of hate she had gotten from all the sexist and oppressing matters in the world today.


Also, fuck you I'm spiderman.

>>685104853
America cant produce asmuch oil as it uses you fucking idiot

I take care of my kids in public

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>>685105444
Checked with trips.
fuck you all.

En ole homotatti

i drive a GTR

>>685104914
Dios mio que passa ajajaja senniorita americana love mexicano cock

Post code 4812

>>685105577
douBLES OUT OF NOWHERE

Not forced to tip

>>685105544
LOOK AT THESE DOUBLES>>685105577

I don't tip waiters.

>>685104713
what about inside?

>>685103927

i'm 60kg and talk in meters

>>685105251
TFW median income means nothing with high taxes or higher cost of living LOL. Poor dont know economics tho

i did 9/11

I purposely damage my teeth to further distinguish myself from Americans.

>I know Portugal isn't a part of Spain
>Falo Português porque sou de Portugal

>>685103927
Im not american because my wife gets raped by refugees all day

>>685104852
How's the Euro doing?

>>685105877
Good to see progressive people like you saving the world

>>685105544
landscaping it sticks to their face and that's where their facial hair comes from?

>>685103927
I eat less then 1500 calories for breakfast

>>685105251
Funny as shit it's measured in USD. Stay mad kek

>>685104251
tfw most of nasa, silicon valley, university research in america is conducted by europeans, asians and indians

>>685104682
hey i'm [BR] too busy about football to care

Nejsem zkurvený Američan. Snad mi věříte.

I'm Australian. Prove me wrong, cunt. I'll bet you can't.

I have freedom.

>>685105887
Better than the dollar that's for sure.

>>685105382
You must be a scotfag, welcome brother

I can spell colour, centre, theatre, honour, aluminium, and many other English words correctly.

>>685106131
Why would I want to, cunt hole?