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Greenland is dying, highest suicide rate per population, im the

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Greenland is dying, highest suicide rate per population, im the only 4chan user, prove me wrong /b/ros
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I've seen a few posting together on /int/
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>>684991090
Can't wait for all of you to die so we can take back what's rightfully our's
Love from Denmark
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>>684991090

Been to Greenland if that counts - Scotland be my land
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>>684991810
Rightfully yours, care to explain anon?
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>>684991873
Was it work related(please explain what job if thats the case) or was it vacation?
Also, where in Greenland?
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>>684991951
Denmark is always trying to steal clay
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Yeah, no, I call bullshit.

Prove you're from Greenland by starting a new thread on /pol/ and linking it here. It will show a flag next to your poster id.

All your replies shall be considered utter bollocks till then
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>>684991951
Well Denmark officaly owned Greenland until our cuck government gave away
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>>684992253
Vaction or holiday as we call it - Stayed in the Narsasuaq area - flight from Iceland.

Fucking nice place m8 - so why the high suicide rate?
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>>684992415
I'm not living in Greenland currently, moved to Denmark since Greenland's education is shit.
Can only prove by translating/writing in Greenlandic(google translator does not have Greenlandic)
It's abit rusty, but shoot
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>>684992498
It was danish territory before greenlanders decided to squat there in the first place. tbh I don't really mind them ruling the place (multicultism is bullshit) but going full independent is balls.
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>>684991090
Stop molesting the children then
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>>684992498
So who owned Greenland before Denmark chose to put our shamans in chains and whip those who didnt obey the "christian" way?
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>>684992742

>bullshit detected
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>>684992498
If your own government gave it away then what's your claim to it? That's like if Russia decided they wanted Alaska back after selling it to us tbh.
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How big of a problem is incest up there?
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>>684992742
Id blame alcohol, its still a very new thing there, compared to other places, way too addictive for my people. Sort of like the same thing with native americans
Also, there is fuck all to do up there, and the huge lack of D vitamin
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>>684993380
There's fuck all to do anywhere except vidja and drinking and shitposting.
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>>684993172
Not such a huge problem as it was back then, but still a fuckton of inbred shit heads.
In the smaller towns, they'd welcome a foreinger by sending their daughter over to bowchikawowow, still somewhat the same today in the small towns
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>>684993172
>That's like if Russia decided they wanted Alaska back after selling it to us tbh.
Entirely possible scenario.
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>>684993380
>Also, there is fuck all to do up there, and the huge lack of D vitamin

Seemed like there was plenty to do - as much as in any countryside area

Also there was more sunshine than Scotland
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>>684993051
Gimme a sentence i have to translate, which you cant seem to find online.
Nothing way to complicated, since the Greenlandic language is bollocks
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>>684993172
Or russia deciding they want crimea back.
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>>684993768
Yeah mate, for a vacation there is plenty to do.
In the winter, up north for example, the sun doesnt rise for 1 month atleast.
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Pis nu ud og drik den guldøl, og få det overstået.
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>>684993746
>>684993988
Good point. We're not Ukrainian faggots but Putin seems only to think with his dick so he could try.
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>>684993172
Now that I think about, Russia usually doesn't even need have occupied or owned any part of the world, they just declare it's "rightfully" theirs.
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>>684994280
hahah, sidder faktisk og drikker tuborg guldøl lige nu(op her)
Way to enforce the stereotype
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>>684993172
Very good point.
Also, I was in Alaska for 2 months a few years back, very simmilar dialect to Greenlandic, could almost understand half their language(inuit i guess)
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>>684994120

Grass is always greener i suppose - certainly would go back it is real wilderness and the locals were friendly. Awesome place
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Silly OP, there are no people in Greenland. That's just a fairytale
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>>684995103
Kind words anon, ever went hunting up there?
Really gives you a sense how massive and desolate the island is
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>>684995294
We're all polar bears and seals in disguise
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>>684991090
Shouldn't you do something about that?
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>>684991090
You should do something to put Greenland on the map. Like pull a Breivik there or something.
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>>684995497
Been trying to recruit for 4chan, but they're all killing them selfs, shame they arent 4chan heroes
id like to think they're all thinning out the weak from the herd
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>>684995843
In my 12 years living there, there has been 3 people shooting out of the window and shit, 4 of my neighbors have killed them selfs(ill put a story up if someone cares). Also we had an axe man go crazy in one of the smaller towns, not crazy enough tho, been thinking about it
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>>684995859
Not about 4chan, about the whole depression and killing selfs thing.
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>>684996165
haha i know, but what's there to do mate, should i go yelling in the streets to dont kill yoself. Might just give em the hope to do it
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>>684995311
Just hiking would love to try hunting

>pic OC
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>>684995859
Rules 1 and 2 newfag.
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>>684996386
Organize some happening, start a company so people can have other jobs than fishing, get into politics, ...
There's plenty you can do and by you I mean all of you.
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>>684996449
Sweet pic mate, hiking is an experince in its self, ever see any animals meanwhile?(reindeer, polar bears etc)
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>>684991090

Take a photo outside and post.
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>>684996660
Good point.
i'd love to start something like that, but to do that, I need money, but who knows. I might just win the lottery
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>>684996882
As i wrote earlier, i live in Denmark for the moment, i moved from Greenland back in 2012
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>>684996744

Didn't see any bears but maybe a good thing. Locals said the do come into the town - I was camping so fuck that lol
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>>684997122

Doesn't count then.
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>>684997196
Yeah, 3 times a bear or 2 came into the capital while i was living there, but its mostly because the ice is melting and less food for the bears(inb4 global warming is a lie)
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>>684997196
They tend not to shoot them, cause they are more or less threaten to extinct, but the east side of greenland can still shoot like 5 a year or something
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>>684996133
Story please.
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>>684997889
Hmm, there is alot.
One summer morning i came home from a heavy night of drinking with the mates, 20 minutes after i got home, a guy who also was drunk out of his mind, started shooting with is rifle out of thje window, and had poured gasoline over himself and threatend to burn himself.
MY dad woke me up and told me to look outside, he went outside himself and tried to take pictucres(caseu why the fuck not) only to have the police(swat team i guess??) to tell him to go inside. It took about 2 hours before he stopped and they could inside the aparment complex, the faggot was too drunk to be fast enough to light his lighter before they po po's jumped him.
Thats one of em atleast(aam drunk, might have left some details)
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>>684991090
I call bullshit. If you were from Greenland you would be too drunk to write.
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>>684997889
ah right, also my cousin is in a life sentence in Denmark now for brutal murder with 2 other people, he called me right afterwards, that phonecall was the last time i spoke with him for 1 ½ years, after 5 years now, i can finally visit him(he was demmed a sociopath)
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>>684998904
haha, look at the faggot story, can already see am drunk
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>>684991090
op med humøret, det snart sommer
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>>684999538
humøret her fejler skam ingen ting min ven, siger bare fakts!
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>>684999313
har du nogle grønlandske nudes af piger ? lel
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>>685000426
Her har du en masse grimme kællinger min ven
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/5863765/greenlandic-girl-kalaallit?gid=5863765&view=2

(kalaallit betyder bare grønlændere)
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>>685000426
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>>684992413
Murrican here. I'm with my canadian bros, those goddamn danes always trying to steal that island, those motherfuckers
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>>685000776
Hvis man er i tvivlt on linket.
step 1. Google
step 2. Greenlandic porn
step 3. 1st link
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hun tørster efter slanten
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Screw denmark greenland should be norwegian as it had been colonized and owned by norway for almost 1000 years
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>>685001410>>685001251
>>685001032

haha, jeg dør
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>>685001453
Not a bad point, vikings were some of the first people who "discovered" it way back then. It's written in the Islandic sagas
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>>685001681
Yep, even took the trip over to North America 500 years before Columbus
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>>685001453
I often wonder would the difference would've been if it had been Norway/sweden who claimed to "own" Greenland instead of Denmark.
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>>685002036
Might not have mattered much since the actual Norse colony died out in the early 1500s, and wasnt recolonized until midway in the 18th century but i belive Norway had better claims on the island then Denmark or Sweden.
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>>685001913
Yup, also so fucked up the muslims way before 'murcia was formed by immigrants
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>>684992498
We fully support your independence from Denmark, but we will be moving in our Kabob missile shield to defend ourselves from Europe once you leave
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>>685001453
In some ways it doesn't even make sense that there are different Scandinavian countries but I think Greenland and Lapland should be their own countries, because the people living there are not ethnic Scandis. They have their own language, culture and genes, so they should have their own countries as well.
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>>684995103
>Greenland
>Grass
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>>685002248
Maybe, but Norway is doing hella good economic compared to Denmark today(inb4 denmark sold em the rights to the oil lake) and would've maybe found a way to make greenlandic more independant from oil, or made emself rich(which they already are, but mo money less problems), which greenlandic people would claim was theirs, much like what they're doing today with their indepentant shit, which can't happen for alot of years to come.
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>>685002036
A lot better. Think how expensive alcohol is in Norway. There i no way they could afford it, so they would all be sober
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You know Europe could solve the immigrant problem by shipping them all to Greenland. See how bad they really want to leave the Middle East
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>>685002907
Very good point mate, but Greenland is not finaccialy stable at all, they all drink their brains out(most do). We still get around 500 mill. dollars a year from the Danish government. But still, if u think about the murican air base there is up north, which the amount they pay denmark to keep it, is secret, since its so close to russia and shit. But might just be more than enough with all the greenlandic industry(fishing, hunting, gold mines, ruby mines etc)
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>>685003045
With that point, all Greenlandic would just be homeless or live in igloos agian, they would drink no matter what man.
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>>685003445
ofc, but that would be "ethnically" wrong by today standards, they would outnumber the native population by 20:1 or something like that.
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>>685003476
Sure, there's some work to be done but as a principle I think nation states are the way to go. That way every nation has the means to live as they want without concerns about their culture, language or people going extinct.
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>>685004131
True, buy my point being in that, some of the Greenlandic politicians want 100% independance, which cannot happen at all for now, due to the finacial aid we still get from the Danish government, maybe in 10 years, who knows.Greenland have alot of oil and minerals(gold, rbys, uranium etc) if the Greenlandic government can learn to harvest that without fucking themselfs in the ass, it might work.
And just fyi, the last "head" of the government stole around 50k dollars, which is publically known, and ppl dont give a shit, and still voted her into congress i think is the most correct translation, is fucked. Greenland is not ready.
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>>685005220
A better time will come but you have to work for it.
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>>685005546
Yeah, but aslong as the Greenlandic politicians steal from the government, which is publically known, we can't do shit.
I know it's the same in other places, but it's such a smaller community/country which makes its so much more noticeable/devastating.
We need to cure all the sickness, which is the Greenlandic government as it is now.
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>>685006080
Then you need better people in charge and put the corrupt politicians to jail.
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>>685006480
Not going to happen mate, the government is too corrupt, my father was one of the lead heads in the government(not political, but civil) he fired his own boss, which was the first seen in Greenland, cause he did some bad shit. He became one of the most powerfull ppl in Greenland, he still couldn't do shit, believe me or not, its still sad.
He tried and failed, he quit his job, got a job of a smaller department(nature,family or what ever the fuck it was). Finally got enough of the Greenlandic governmet and moved to Denmark, didnt even want a job in the government after that, i swear he got his gray hairs from those years in the Greenalndic government
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>>685007302
**as administrating director(i guess is the word) of a smaller department
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>>685007302
Not with that attitude at least.
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>>685008014
hahaha, true my friend, i might just ought to kill the whole government, atlreast that would change all those fuckers out eh?
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>>685008609
There aren't too many of you, so it would be better if you just forced them to be fishers or something. But I think the number one priority now is to start raising the spirit of Greenlanders to start caring more about their home. The corruption can only continue, because people are indifferent to it, so that needs to change first. I guess you could call that nationalism, because it's closely associated with idealism.
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GREENLAND IS BY FAR THE BEST, WHY LEAVE??
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Where in Greenland do you live?
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>>684991090
I live in Greenland, and I am on 4chan. You are wrong!!!
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>>685009382
So a revolution more or less, but my people arent enganged in politicts enough to start something like that mate. What do I do to engange a whole nation(altough a small nation of somewhat 50k people) in politics?
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>>685010269
Nice man, city & gimme a sample of your greenlandic language, and im convinced.
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>>685010065
I don't live in Greenland anymore, but i am Greenlandic. Live in Denmark now, for education and shit
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>>685010521
Qimmeqarpunga
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▲▲
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>>685010693
Nice man, what kind?
Hope it isint a "slædehund(lol)"
Also, what city man ?
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Probably because Greenlandic people smell like they bathe in their own shit.
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>>685011091
Ég á engan hund.
Reykjavík.
Þetta var eina grænlenskan sem ég kann.
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>>685010372
Doesn't need to be a revolution. Maybe a simple campaign is enough. Clearly all is not well there, so something thought provoking could help people crave for a better home. Posters, articles to a newspaper, something in social media? There needs to be a sense of unity and determination instead of this defeatism. In the end, it's those little things that make life better, so a lot can be done with little effort, if the attitude is right. For example, it shouldn't require much effort from politicians to not be corrupt, now they're just idiots. Similarly, people only need to change their mindset about corruption and those thieves can't continue in power. It's not like Greenland's government has a Soviet Union tier military to keep its people at bay.
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>>685011646
ah, no worries man, ive been to iceland 3 times, (reyjkavik and the big airport place cant remember the name)
Fucking nice island you have, and really pretty ladies!
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>>685011826
That is very true my friend, to back up your claim, alot of the Greenlandic youth is starting to realise how fucked the system really is, but the old hunters still vote what they voted 20 years ago.
I would really love to change the course that Greenland is going for atm(that is certain financial doom, which in depantant from the dnaish government). But what do I do as a single person, sure i have a few mates who thinks the same, but is voilence the way, or is it political, help me show Greenland the right way to nationalism and country pride, without being excessive
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>>685012840
Violence is rarely the right solution, because you lose public support. Nowadays even warfare isn't always violent but there are financial wars, media wars, etc. It's all about public relations in the end. Think about Vietnam War. Americans wrecked NVA but didn't do so well in publics' eyes, so they eventually lost.
So gather your mates and form a political party if you must but I think some other type of organization will do just fine in the beginning. Start out small and try to affect peoples' thoughts and increase the volume over time. You could try reading something about propaganda, public relations and psychological warfare to get a grasp of how peoples' opinions can be changed.
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>>685012840
And in short, I don't think the problem is political in its nature but more of a problem with how Greenlanders function as a society, so public debate and discussion is the way to go. I.e. someone needs to question, can't Greenlanders do any better as a group.
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>>685014006
Really good expamles man, even tho if i would start a political party/organization, they might want to focus on the negatives, which is me being in prison for 6 months, and my cousin doing a life sentance in Denmark and whatnot.
But still, i like your argument, could you give me an expamle of some books i might want to read in that regard?
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>>685015512
Why were you in prison and why is your cousin in prison?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_warfare
That article is a good place to start. After that you can look at the sources for more information and a quick search in Google found this for example:
handle.dtic.mil/100.2/ADA118758
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>>685015512
And obviously, if you are going to go public, you need an untarnished and likeable face for your cause. Eduation is also a plus, because it often increases credibility.
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tbf If I lived here i'd immediately off myself too
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>>685015512
And now that we're talking about psywar, it's a soft approach first and foremost. Militant speeches à la A. Hitler don't work anymore.
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>>685016456
Thanks man, i bookmarked that shit for when im abit more sober(way to enforce the greenlandic stereotype)
I did 6 months cause of some fuck heads i was drinking with decided to jump this foor fella, which i had no idea was going to happen. I decided to tell the police nothing, since i did nothing, which they got on tape, from the atm mahince, and didnt tell them anything, im an accomplice(how ever its spelled). But my cousin is a whole different story, he was molested as a young teen and child several times(he grew up in a foster home i guess is the word) i tried to support him and shit, but eventually it went wrong, and he was very drunk. Beat a guy brutually to death, threw him over a balcony from the 4th floor. And was deemed a sociopath. (im not, i do FEEL feelings)
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>>684994519
kommer jeg til at se dig i en hæk på christiania i morgen???? hahahahahahaha
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>>685016947
I come from a very educated and acedemic family, my fathers sister is a teacher in the greenlandic uni, my father was the highest civil head in the government at one point, and thats not accounting the rest of the family.
I legit think i have a chance to change the course of Greenland, i just need the right pointers.(am abit drunk, so do mind the grammar errors and shit)
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>>685017804
Also am not fuck ugly, have a quite "normal" face, so its a plus i guess haha.
incase of public speeches and shit
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du hedder ikke andreas vel
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>>685017578
Arh beklager min ven, bor desværre i det mørke nordjylland, men du er da velkommen til at komme og kigge i hække i aalborg området
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>>685018191
Beklager , ikke Andreas
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>>685017353
>>685017804
>>685018035
That's not that bad then but you need to show that you're a decent person. Many of our politicians here in Finland have some blemishes in their criminal record. So you might want to tone down the alcohol intake and reconsider, who you are hanging out with. Those greatly affect one's credibility. In Nietzsche's vein, rise above the herd.
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How much off am I from quints ? That'll be the amount I'll be giving out to Ole with the patches
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>>685018448
ive done that, I don't hang out with the bad influence anymore, and gotten more interested in politics.
Which is basically me hanging out with meself now adays, i lived in the ciminal world for some time. Not on record tho, execpt for the 6 months.
I am a decent person if i should say so myself, i know wrong from good, and moral meaning.
And yeah, ive read about the Findland politics thing, good thing you found out.
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>>685018960
One last thing. Don't just be a public figure, be an example. The "don't do as I do, do as I say" has never worked, so educate yourself and find a job, if you haven't already, so you will do Greenland good whether you will ever become a politician or not.
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>>685018960
And ive never stole a thing in my life, or done anything which i thought was wrong.
Sure ive been in several fights, but never started one myself. But ive joined in several if i thought if it was "right" to do so in that scenario.
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>>685019538
I hate the public, well the idea of being seen of all these people juding you, but i will still do it if it makes a difference, or atleast if i think it makes a difference.
Change is needed in Greenland
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