Post things girls have said to you during sex.
I forgot most people on /b/ are virgins... shit.
So, I guess I have a thing for fucked up girls.
But here is some of my favorites.
Each letter is a different girl.
Shhh, push my head into the pillow when I cum so I don't wake up my mom and sisters.
Well my Daddy used to fuck me til it hurt, and I like you so you can hurt me more if you want.
If I do something you don't want me to just punch or slap me. Try not to leave a mark on my face though.
Choke me until I pass out, you can even keep fucking me if I die!
God your thick... I bet you'd ruin my asshole if you slammed me dry!
I'm sorry Daddy, I'm sorry Daddy *bursts into tears* I just wanna be a good girl for you, use me use me use use me
*then she cums hops off, and continues to suck me like a crazed banshee all while crying.*
You want to fuck my sister? It's okay you can hold her down and rape her, I threaten to kill her if she says anything.
If you rape a baby into me right now, we can move to the middle of no where and have our very own sextoy no one would know about.
If I ever try to run away, you should break my legs, god that'd be hot.
>so a couple weeks later you eat could smell something rotting in the pussy
My ex told me that she wanted to try out femdom after watching 50shades. I agreed cuz u know... sex and I like it when she goes wild and controls everything.
At first it was "hurt me till I like it" with her then the femdom. She freakin bit my nipple. It hurt like hell.
I wasn't a fan of femdom afterwards.
Looks like some Chaos shit.
Please master, claim me, cum on my eggs and fill me. Mark me, I'm yours.
But I've also had...
Go ahead and finish . I'm not getting off my phone.
I will call the cops and tell them what you did to me!!
I love you and will serve you in anyway you want if you give me a chance to be better.
I will literally... and I mean, it, literally cut my own neck open, and finger paint your name in my blood until I fucking die!
So of those three, one ended up in psych. One ended up dating a fat loser, and settling down to a boring life (literally finding Jesus shit), and one of those three I married.
"I wanna have your baby"
-psycho girl I Fucked with for about 6 months
>my brain went into protection mode and shut my hard on down in less than 2 seconds.
>mfw she said she thought it would turn me on...
>bitch I'm 20 years old! Why the Fuck would having a baby and Fucking up the next 13 years of my life turn me on!?
Same, these are literally from an 06-08 HDD I have.
Sorry /b/ro I'd be all about hooking a fellow anon up with a great crazy fuck, but I burned the shit out of that bridge. Haven't spoken to her in 9 years - and I doubt her yahoo would work. I'm half tempted to look through my blocked list to see if I remember her name. And what fresh hell might happen if I unblocked it to check.... like you have no idea... I just heard satanic organ music playing at the thought of it.
Of course I'm also diamonds right now thinking about what a great lay she was.
I tell girls in the most seductive possible way about food, like moist cakes and juicy, tender meats.
Not that I can think of anything interesting a girl has said to me during sex.
Just pick a hole and fuck it until you cum.
You fuck better than my brother.
Told me about her rape and came through tears.
My moms a whore, you should fuck her too.
I'll suck your dick hard and you can rape her while she's passed out if you let me watch.
I wanna have a three way with you and my dog.
I want to teach my daughter to fuck with your cock.
I sucked my son's hard dick while he was asleep.
They get so turned on, but weirded out at the same time. It's addictive.
Yeah it was M, she was loyal as fuck, and kind- like truly kind unlike most humans. Not shallow, and didn't care about me fucking other girls as long as she could watch or listen. Hard to find that mad loyalty in American wenches nowadays.
/b/rofist, what's the fun of limits if we don't break them?
Nigga you fucked Fred flintstone
"Your pussy is so hot.... just like a spicy over-roasted chicken... i'd lick you all over... and eat you out so hard like a beast... ram it in... my fork that is.... and repeated thrust more meat into your lower mouth..."
Say this in the ear with a little bit of nibbling and biting. It literally drives her crazy.
Well, don't be too jealous, I've had close calls.
But yeah, just go to /soc/ it's even easier nowadays with Kik and Skype.
Just anonymously look for chicks into fucked up things no sane woman would admit to. The fun never ends, but neither do the threats and neurotic-ism.
bland bitch, then hilarious trajectory error?
Not even sure what my limits are.
If you get here before Friday you can have me before I'm legal
Stick your dick in her asshole while I eat her pussy
Wash your cum off my face with your piss
Is that my sister's cunt I taste on your dick?
She doesn't talk yet. You could teach her to give head and no one would know.
Mother of Gets!
Pros : The fucking sex, nothing you tell them to do is "weird" I've had girls lick my asshole while another blew me... you dont' get that with normal girls.
Cons: 4am calls "Did you call me two days ago? I ask you to call... no I'm not on my meds right now... what do you mean you called... I don't see it on my contacts list.... only one from yesterday.... you're lying to me... are you fucking someone else, Omg you're fucking someone else right now aren't you, that's why you want to get off the phone.... blah blah"
>Ya fuck that.
As far as "mental issues" I met few girls that didn't have one. Some even suffer delusions thinking they're equal to men.
But, I'm really attracted to girls that have serious baggage, from being molested, to just unstable and unhealthy fetishes. So that might be why.
Also, anyone that thinks incest can be healthy in anyway- it's not, don't do it. It'll fuck a bitch up for life, and only serve to please sick fucks like me.
Well, I did lube up and slip in right after she had finished masturbating with a 60$ sex toy I got her.
Have you ever made them say fucked up stuff, so they feel more at ease to say the really fucked up stuff they're thinking?
Women for the most part are just as fucked in the head... but slightly more reserved, crack that shell open.
>YOU'RE MY GOD,YOU'RE MY FUCKING GOD
Proceeded to pump away with pic related reaction
>common my hairy cunt"
Now imagining a middle ages knight approaching said hairy cunt and saying they're no longer part of the nobility.
As they walk away....
Pleb Pussy... Disgusting.
Ok, thanks for the info, it helps give me a rough idea of what I'm getting into, I'm a few months into dating this girl and she has some pretty severe mental issues, sociopath, schizophrenic, was molested, and was badly abused and bullied as a child, and a lot of other things, but, on the plus side, she has OCD, and one of things she's obsessed with is, me, so she's very loyal and submissive
This is me
T wanted it to happen, but I couldn't ever talk J into it.
S was so hot to fuck me she eventually ended up waiting outside her sister's room. As soon as I walked out from fucking her sister to sleep she was on her knees cleaning my still wet cock with her mouth. She had an incest fetish but no brothers to fuck.
Only one I would consider fat.
And she was pretty fucked up... her Dad used to rent her out to pedos, that would do awful things to her. He got paid thousands of dollars. She got nice things. He used her many times as well. Real sick stuff she told me about, it went on until he got sick with cancer. After he died she told the family and they had her committed to not deal with it.
She would act real cute and suck my cock for hours nice and slow through out the night. So i forgave her for being a little chunky.
most of the best times im wasted but i few that i remember
>whispered "thats it.. fuck it all up in there"
>as i was cumming "fill your little hole up"
>doggie after i smacked her ass "fuck yeah, stretch that little pussy out"
a ton of others. the ones with daddy issues are the darkest
"Ok use a little bit of teeth...not allot just mmm right there....ok nibble it . Ooooo. .. FUCK YEA BITE IT BITE MY FUCKING CLIT"
God, I love it when they use it as a blanket term for being into fucked up shit.
"I'm into bdsm - do you know what that means...?"
I immediately grabbed her throat and held her down staring at her I slowly smiled.
That was my second girlfriend , she really like that.
>You're such a fucking man
>Blow into your girl, fucker
>I'm so fucking close
>I'm...I'm...I'm cumming on y-your cock!
>Fuck me Mario! Make princess Peach cum on the hung plumber cock!
protip, fool: none of those things happened, she's not a sociopath or schizophrenic, nor was she molested, nor does she have OCD.
She's just a plain garden variety narcissistic female dumb ass who'll do anything for attention.
"Do you want me to suck it now?"
After I took it out of her ass...
"'I like the way I taste..."
After sucking her pussy juices of my cock.
"Put another in..."
When seeing how many fingers she could take.
"you better not be thinking about her"
she was sucking my dick and noticed i had my eyes closed. she had her one hand on her knife which was on the floor and was slowly thrumming her fingers one after another down the line on the knife.
>If you rape a baby into me right now, we can move to the middle of no where and have our very own sextoy no one would know about.
My current gf is bad at dirty talk
>your pussy is tight
>cum on my back dude
>OH GOD IT'S IN MY NOSE
>girlfriend and I have had boring missionary sex for two years
>decide to ask her if we can do anal
>she's reluctant but agrees
>start doing it that night
>have little packets of lube
>didn't realize how much lube I would actually need to get inside a virgin ass
>takes about 20 minutes of complaining and being told to knock it the fuck off till I'm inside
>lose track of her whimpering and crying through grunts of pleasure
>ass is dry as Iraq
>bust my load and realize she's been crying into a pillow the entire time
>lay next to her and as she stops cry and tells me never again I try to think of something to console her
>spongebob quotes stuck in my mind
>"Do you feel it now Mr. Krabs?"
>she starts bawling I start laughing, I go to sleep with a ear to ear grin.
shit was so cash.
I know I wouldn't, cant' speak to the anon dealing with that though.
I treat wimmen like shit, and they like it. I've seen my friends be nice to them and it only serves to turn them off. So of course works the same if you pay them attention they use you, if you ignore them, they seek the attention they want from you the way you like it. Dumb fucking whores.
It's pretty fucking hard to fake a schizophrenic episode, and I've seen her torture animals before, so, yeah. I'm almost sure she's telling the truth, and if she isn't, then she has some other kind of mental issue with how big a lie it would be
I took my gf's anal virginity and it went a lot better than that. Sucks to bring you my dude.
her mom called and she proceeded to have a conversation with her mom while I was fucking her.
On speaker phone.
Her mom eventually said "Oh, you sound busy. I'll call you back later." and hung up.
I also fingered her once while we were sitting in a hot tub with a bunch of strangers (mostly old people).
"Don't do it so hard! I don't want to moaAAAAAAA~"
Best feeling in the world.
>fucking choke me harder
>am I good girl
>call me your babygirl
>harder daddy pls
Yeah its that kind of relationship.
Do you think god is watching us right now?
(I was getting close and it ruined it.)
Treat it treat softly... harder
(Like bitch what? Those are opposites!)
I don't care what hole you put it in right now, just fucking use me Daddy!!
I don't need a safe word, just fuck and hurt me til you get off on it!
( I did )
(While in her ass)
My friend -anonette- thinks your cute, she can't get pregnant.
(Turns and smiled at me.)
This slut was big into daddy daughter rape roleplay and would say the sickest shit mid fuck. Also got off hard to beastiality and would cum like crazy if I'd call the dog into the room and would threaten to make her suck him off while I fucked her
She is and we've been together for quite some time and the sex is never boring. Sometimes if she's really into it she fucks up her thoughts and says dumb things. It's funny but I try not to laugh.
>Do you think god is watching us right now?
what was your response?
Not that many
>it hurts! *several seconds later* FASTER!
>slap my tits
>finger me while you suck on my clit
Fuck I've only been with her for 5 months it's only going to get worse
>how does a 16 year olds pussy feel?
Was 22 at the time
My all time favorites:
>I love having you inside of me!
>Your cock feels so big inside me!
>Oh my god! I'm still cumming!
>OH! You like it rough, don't you?!
>It's too deep!
>It feels like you're in my stomach!
>I'll be a good girl, Master!
>Cum inside me!
>I love it when you cum inside me!
Those are the words spoken in the memories I fap to. Have only fucked 12 girls, but all of those were mostly said by just three of the girls I fucked. They rated a 7, an 8, and a 10.
The 7 had a nice ass, was half-German and half-Japanese, and was one of the sweetest girls I've ever known. While she was stoned, I once convinced her she was retarded based on an internet IQ test. Her dad got a kick out of that one when I told him. She had two bachelor's degrees. I rate: WhyTheFuckDidIBreakUpWithHer out of 10
The 8 was a tough broad, but sweet and so caring; had a beautiful ass, and introduced me to a sleeping fetish over the course of our relationship. I rate: LastTimeICriedOverAGirl out of 10.
The 10 had very fucking nice C-cup tits, gorgeous ass, beautiful face, tight body, pussy tasted like candy (I used to think she put lollipops in her snatch before I got home to entice me), and was one of the most batshit crazy people I've ever met. And I've stayed in two mental institutions, for reference. Fucking great sex, though. Kinky as all hell, that one was. I rate: WouldWreckLifeAgain out of 10.
almost all these things can be considered any one of those categories so ill just run down the top hits
>fuck your little whore
>im on birth control so you can cum inside me
>while fucking "jesus you're gorgeous"
sexiest stuff is usually the "dont stop, right there" and random "shit" and "fuck" during
"OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE CHOCOLATE"
"So Wonka, what do you think of MY factory?"
-With out missing a beat
>I highly doubt it, but I know Jesus is masturbating over us.
Then I spit into the air, so it landed on her ear. I said, up see, he couldn't last... that's why he never had a girlfriend.
I was actually mad she broke the mood at the time.
Holy fuck, I thought I'd never fuck a black guy.
Please fuck my ass now.
Hmm. You have a really nice penis.
Holy fuck I think you're tearing me in half, I can't feel my legs.
Oh my god why is your dick so big, it feels like it's going to come out of my mouth.
Holy shit why do you cum so much, I almost drowned.
I forgot to mention, I was a virgin.
I don't recall unfortunately
but someone did really say that to me, it was a weird unexpected cosplay thing
I just remembered my favorite one even though I already posted
>I can't... It's just... Its too good
As she struggled to ride my dick but couldn't actually handle moving because she was having an orgasm