ITT: We are landing on Omaha Beach. GET TO IT SOLDIER!
>>684881809
ROLL
Last Digit - 1-5 in the front
6, 7, 8, 9 ,10 - in the back
Dubs - a general back on the landing craft
Trips - A German
Quads - Not even in war
>>684882299
Rolling
>>684882299
*10 Changed to 0
>>684881809
90 SECONDS
>>684882299
Trips get
>>684881809
Is 666 hitler
This is far enough back, right guys?
>>684881809
boom
AIM FOR THE BUNKERS, MEN.
Shit! Is that a snip
jk rowlin
>>684883035
I'll take him out! Die you nazi bastard!
>>684882299
rolling
>step out
>die
rawling
Send in the secret weapon, Ultra Gigga Jew Nigga! He can serve as a distraction!
No worries guys! Sarge is here to save th... Oh shit...
>>684883817
Sarge just blew up a bunker! Way to take it to em! He'll get a medal for sure.
>>684882299
Who ever rolls a 666 is Hitler
HQ! New Sarge here. No not the dead one. Well whatever! I need an airstrike on these damn bunkers their attacking my men!
>>684881809
I am a German actually
Put me on the front lines cap'in!
>>684884707
Copy that sarge, sending out air strikes
fuck you Yankee cucks
>>684884820
But you're not a Nazi since it's illegal for you, fucking cuck.
>>684882299
pls no diearino
>>684881809
>10
What about 20,30,40 etc.
But herr führer, ve are already on Omaha Beach...
Here to kick ass and tak-*gets shot in head as leaving landing craft*
Sir.... Is that a fucking tiger on the beach? Holy shit.... Looks like Rommel set in the entire Korps!
Don't worry men, as long as we are able to get a 25 kill streak, we can call in a hydrogen bomb on these nazi bastards!
trips trips trips
Mein Brother Iz up zer though....
Oh shit! The Germans there dropping bombs! HQ should we evacuate or not! HQ I repeat should we evacuate!
>>684885079
But my grandfathers were
Reporting for duty sir!
>>684885716
Shut up! We need to keep pushing! Oh SHIT SNIPER GET DO-
>>684885573
Fun fact. Rommel was akshully in charge of defenses at Normandy, but on D-Day he had been granted leave for his wife's birthday.
Fire in the hole!!!
>>684885965
see why we lost?
>>684885716
STAY. I REPEAT STAY
Houston, we have a problem
Don't worry! Zombafoo is here to help.
Aww Shit! Everyone get down now! HQ I need an Airstrike and a Spy Plane too see where all these damn Germans are ASAP HQ!
>>684882299
roll
>>684886337
THATS A NEGATIVE. YOU HAVE NOT AMASSED A GREAT ENOUGH KILL STREAK FOR EITHER OF THOSE TWO REQUESTS.
>>684886103
Don't worry! Red leader sanding by!
>>684882299
Rolling for mid oh godd
But HQ we will be annihilated!!!!
>>684882299
Shit, we're all gonna die.
>>684886652
SHUT UP! I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOUR RADIO!
>>684886652
Don't worry, we are sending in [Quik]_N0Sc0pz_, he's sure to amass a 25 kill kill streak!
Dont worry Sarge! Iam here to help!
This is commander Shepard, your reinforcements have arrived
Holen Sie sich die panzerschreck!!!
>>684882299
roll
>>684887211
Your dropping them too far west! They'll be caught between the retreating enemy and their reenforcements!
Hey guys don't you think landing on the beach they'll just shoot down the first row of guys?
Lets all lie down and act dead maybe they'll bring the boat back home lol.
Red leader! red leader! what's your position!!!??
NUR ÃœBER MEINE LEICHE!
>>684882299
okay okay
Keine Sorge die deutschen Tan Soldaten sind hier zu helfen!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
RRRRRAAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!
>>684887388
Gah! We've been ambushed!
>>684882299
>nice get trip dubs
And You have air support sir
Sieg oder Walhalla
Here i come i am cinna-mon
Let's do this Marines
UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
The fuck is this bullshit?
Alright everyone move out!
MAN THAT MACHINE GUN SONICHU
>>684888296
Thats the kinda shit that draws friendly fire
>>684888296
A thread idea that works better when the tards are in school.
The final blow to the Nazis left flank is here
>>684885838
HOLY SHIT, HE'S D-
>>684881809
how the fuck did i get here?
i should be on sword beach
rolling
oooooooo
Found a couple of these in the German bunkers! Good job on the invasion men urraawwww!!!!
Heil mein führer
>>684882299
Rolling fur das faterland
Test
alright boys, LETS DO THIS
>>684882299
WHERES MY BAGPIPES AND SWORD!? LETS GET REAL HERE MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>684888888
>>684888789
dubs reporting for invashun
>>684881809
Which one of you fucking slimeballs has what it takes?
The battle is won but the war has just begun men...
>>684889449
Amen to that Anon.
WE DID IT BOYS. ITS OVER. WE MOVE TO TAKE BACK THE REST OF FRANCE! Aka new thread.
>>684887649
GET READY BOYS!
>>684889649
Fuck new threads
Roll!!
>>684889649
They are ready for us, wat do
>>684882299
ROLL
>>684882299
Roll
>>684882299
Rollin'
>>684886484
behind you porkins!
>>684890013
Take cover while the snipers keep shooting!
>>684882299
roll
Can they handle my...
Shit!
PRO-PAIN!?!?!?
>>684882299
Trips for mowing
>>684890212
How many times do I need to tell you to stop calling me tha- AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>684882299
GENERAL
>>684882299
Roll
Rolling for german soldier.
>>684882299
LOOKS LIKE I RULE THE SCHOOL BABY
>>684890569
SHIT! They got Porkins
>>684883035
Get the cuuuu-
>>684881809
Hold on a second guys, I dropped my helmet.
I'll be right there! Promise!
>>684882299
Roll for at the back German.
>>684881809
Fuck it
>>684882299
Need more ammo for the mg-42!
>>684882299
GENERAL BOOTBOSS REPORTING FOR DUTY
>>684882299
Kk lets go bois
>>684882299
i own the beach now
>>684882299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf06_j4GDu8
BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW
>>684881809
>Omaha
americucks
we should be landing on juno the more defended beach captured by the brits and canadians with less forces and less time
>>684881809
Bullshit!
Ain't no beaches in Omaha. I been there. Nebraska sucks.
FALSE FLAG
>>684882299
roll