Hey /b/oys. Look what came :)

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>>684866728

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>>684867302
So much brown paper!

Let's see pics and vids!

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>>684867378
I knew I forgot to order enough!

>>684867378
The packing from my basilisk could have filled a tub.

>>684867739
JESUS FUCKING FUCK THAT'S A LOT OF GODDAMN LUBE

>>684867378
>>684867739
Oh you slut! you even got the one with the cumtube, no wonder you got so much lube!
Mine just has the suction cup (a must really)

>>684867739
jesus christ op

>>684867739are you planning on using a bottle each time holy cock n balls

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>>684867785
I'd rather my bigguy here be safe :)

>>684867739
Im real excited to try this

>>684868068
Have you not used cumlube / cumtube before?

>>684868068
OP put in pooper and record

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>>684867964
>>684868046
>>684868057
Cum lube, water based, sealed, quality product..

The bulk sale got the best of me.. Too good a deal to pass down

>>684868068
A syringe?

sit on it and post pics

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>>684868068
My pictures finally got to my email (Don't know why it took so long).

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>>684868332
Never have!

>>684868494
I did not order bottle caps

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>>684868068
I tried a sample. It's pretty mediocre lube honestly.

For anal I prefer silicone based. It doesn't get sticky or evaporate. And for fapping I prefer the pictured. Best lube I have ever used on my dick and for sex with my GF.

My GF and I have tried over a dozen different lubes over the past few years and liquid silk is by far our favorite.

Cum lube isn't horrible, but it isn't that great either.

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>>684868773
They are.. Fallout/Bad Dragon?
Wat

>>684868861
It's nice to have for the cum tube though

>>684868773
The bottlecaps are a recent promo, you get one for every every purchase you make.
You use the syringe to suck up lube and squirt it into the cumtube which then gives you a wonderfully filling sensation.
Protip: microwave a little bowl of lube for a few seconds then syringe it up so the lube is nice and warm when you use it to shoot inside you.

>>684868861
this shits amazing btw liquid silk is good wife approved

Alright, after years browsing /b/, I'm finally drunk, high and bored enough to ask... Wtf are you guys into?, do you really fantasize about getting fucked for a dragon or what?
I'm not judging, just curious.

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>>684869040
Oh my god that's a good idea..

>>684868900
Let's open it up.

What exactly is the appeal of this? Do you fantasize about fucking dragons?

>>684869208
Nah, the dildos bad dragon makes are just fun to use because A) they make big sizes and B) they have interesting ridges and textures.

>>684869208
Dude, be curious, that what keeps life interesting.

For me, it's 100% about the fantasy. I am a huge nerd. DnD, WoW, MMOs, games, writing, movies, lore, game of thrones, renaissance faires.. seriously Fantasy is my biggest thing in life, and likewise, I am a really sexual person.

put two and two, and you get a Snowstrider dildo that shoots cum.

fuck yeah!

>>684869382
The dildos are actually really high quality silicone. Other cheap dildos you buy at the sex stores smell like chemicals, some smell so strong it is actually distracting and they can stink for months. That and the rubber is low quality and can begin to crack and split in a matter of weeks.

The bad dragon toys are another level of quality as far as materials. And the shapes are fun.

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>>684869279
Horderves for the evening ~

>>684869279
Damn, you went whole hog on this huh?
I got my XL Echo from the adoptions page and it was $119.
With 10x lube and all the extra shit you got it must've been in the $200 range.

>>684869422
>>684869586
Well, thanks for your words, I really appreciate any effort to explain all this huge fetish or whatever you want to call it.

>>684869913
Their shipping is usually kind of expensive too.

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>>684869913
Deals man.. Deals

>>684866728
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>684869999
dem quads

>>684869913
That's what 2 or 3 dates with a chick costs... Not that bad when you think about it. You will get more than 2 or 3 nights out of the bad dragon.

This thread is degenerate but I will watch because.. reasons.

>>684869754
Yeah, I'm mostly interested in the wearables myself, but it follows the same logic. Good quality stuff, interesting textures and junk.
Unfortunately, the only one I have is the basilisk. It adds a ton of girth and that's already my strong suit, so it ends up making my wang as big around as my fist and I have yet to get freaky with a girl brave enough to take it.

>>684869999
No problem man, I know for others there's a whole imagining a fantasy scenario in which your getting fucked by some creature.
For me though, I'm just a butt slut who likes big dicks.

>>684870220
For SCIENCE

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>>684870188
Im not a huge spender in this way. This is a treat that will last years!

>>684870092
This thing is.. Uhh..

Big

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>>684867739
Holy shit nigga thats a lot of lubricant.
How big are we talking here.

>>684870092
Wut. How!? did you suck off an employee or something?
I demand you explain! Or at least introduce me to the employee.

>>684870281
I just own one. A large Rex in solid black.

>>684866728
You're a dude, right?
Not judging you or anything, just deciding if i want to stick around to see you use it or abandon thread

>>684870580
get a pic of it in ur ass

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Stop wanking to fantasy stuff and start fucking animals for real.

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>>684870622
Boy.

>>684870596
New heights my friend :(

>>684870601
I just shopped around for a good hour and found the best deal there. It's a flop product

>>684870707
I'm considering how much effort that'll take

I like this thread. Even if im not into this I kind of like it.

>>684871006
Okay then, have fun with it!
I'm bailing out because i only enjoy seeing women shove things up their asses.

>>684870957
Animals are much more expensive than toys, you have to gain their trust, their usually filthy and smell and while the law in some places allow it I still consider it abuse.

Just because I like big dicks doesn't mean I'm a beast fucking faggot.

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It's so friggin heavy and the material feels awesome! Almost wet feeling

>>684871274
No just means your a fag!

>>684871006
Damn OP you're pretty cute.
9/10 Dat eyebrow game strong.

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I should get a towel.

>>684871274
Exactly, fantasy is usually better than reality.

Just because somebody plays Grand Theft Auto doesn't mean they want to kill people and steal cars.

The idea of being fucked by a dragon/dog/horse etc. is kinky to me. Actually doing it would be horrifying, disgusting, and awkward. Most bestiality porn is really disappointing. The dogs aren't even into it most of the time and are constantly distracted and aren't even intelligent enough to get their dick in the fucking hole without help.

Fantasy is vastly superior to reality in this case. I have no intention of attempting to ever fuck an animal or be fucked by an animal.

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Hmmmmmmmmmm

>>684871878
Some fag is about to be changing his email address real soon!!!!

>>684868900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSZoI_Cqz2I

>>684871006
You're pretty cute OP

>>684871775
Besides, one of the biggest things to turn me on is when your partner is enjoying it.
It's pretty hard to tell when your partner can't moan or embrace you.
It's one of the reason I hate professional gay porn, they're always so quiet and you can't even tell if they're enjoying it half the time.

>>684871878
Grats, you got my porn alias Email!

Which is on my Chaturbate page.
LeftU.

0/10

>>684871476
Is it your first one? The only problem is the silicone attracts lint and hair like crazy. I store mine wrapped in a nice new piece of lint free cloth. Use a microfiber towel, a nice new polyester shirt or something.

After storing them for a few days they can look like they have 20 years of dust on them.

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>>684870580

>>684870580
that looks painfull huge.
i have experience with dogs but thats some pony sized shit.

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>>684872070
Thanks for the tip! I'll take this advice

>>684872058

I had to go pee

>>684872070
What this guy said.
It's best if you find a container for your toys too.

>>684872225
That width is pretty easy, it doesn't really start getting difficult till you hit around 2.7-3inches in diameter and about 8-9 inches long after that it just takes loads of practice.

Well, have fun stuffing that in your ass OP

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I'm starting small

>>684873088
aww, it's a li'l babby plug.
Seriously though, get yourself nice and warmed up before you go big.
Warming up is key, you wouldn't run a marathon without some ~stretches~ first.

>>684871775
>Most bestiality porn is really disappointing. The dogs aren't even into it most of the time and are constantly distracted
this.

commercial professional beastporn ist always shit. drugged animals, rough fucking, fake moaning and fake cum.

i have seen good beastporn on amateur forums, though. The kind where you can tell that the animals indeed enjoy the intercourse and the human is all gentle and careful.

>>684873088
you're gonna share pics of you using it right?

>>684873626
>fake moaning and fake cum.
It's so obvious when it's with a horse too, it just looks like they watered down some skin lotion, it's SO bad.

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I'm starting small

>>684874017
fuck yes here we go

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>>684874491
So eager ;)

>>684874017
please be careful. dont hurt yourself

>>684874752
I wanna put my tongue in it

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>>684874779
Patience is required for the great Snow Strider.

>>684874752
I cant wait to see you voilate your ass with that

>>684874752
yesssss i am

>>684874752
Nice OP, cute face, cute dick and shaven throughout.
Can't wait to see you take that big dick.

>>684866728

Gotta say you're pretty damn cute OP

>>684875003
ever thought about the elype art products ?
they are so realistic, a friend of mine uses them for more natural artificial inseminatino of his dogs

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Doesn't taste like a factory either ~
This quality is making me horny!

>>684875305
* elypse art

forgot the s there

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>>684870580
Never in my life have I wanted something in my ass like that. Looks like I might be buying something new.

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>>684875310
Pls tell us how it is. I really want to get something like that.

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For great science!

>>684875310
Just fyi, try to keep the cum lube off of the carpet. It's EXTREMELY hard to get out.

>>684876158
Seconding this
So much this

>>684871006
You look like a faggot.
Oh wait,

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>>684876158
It's extremely gooey. It's scarily similar to actual cum

>>684876302
A swing, and a miss

>>684871006
>Bernie 2016

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I should have gone with medium, holy fuk

>>684876877
I believe in you!

>>684876877
This is what scares me about ordering one of these toys

>>684876877
just don't forget to breathe and relax

>>684877017
The dimensions are clearly listed on their site. Just think about what you are ordering before you do it. Get a ruler and actually look at how big it will be.

But they can also be pretty soft. It depends on the stiffness you choose. The softer ones can actually squish down quite a bit so they really aren't as big as they seem at first.

I own a glass anal plug and it can be pretty intense even thought it is smaller because it has absolutely zero give. But it's nice because cleaning it is easy.

>>684876877
Don't you bail on us OP!

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Oh my..

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>>684876877
Do it do it do it do it do it

>>684877582
You can do it OP!

>>684877582
Do it!
I believe!

My parents threw away my lil vibe and cumlube
:C

>>684877795
I can vibrate my tongue pretty fast, wanna come over?

dont be a little bitch, its not that tough. I got an XL as well, just start prodding and stretching that hole you slut

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Bump

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It's too big. I don't know how to get this in my body

>>684871006

Holy crap, you're cute as hell. Please tell me you're in California.

>>684878597
Use a lot of lube lol

>>684878597
sit on it?

>>684878597
>>684878134
Sit on it, and squirt a little in. slow and steady stretching. use plenty of lube

>>684878597
I don't think you tried at all

>>684878822
>>684878834
just don't slip and fall, ease it

youre being lazy, sit on it.

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Just the tip right now. I'm not going to be able to walk after the Snow Strider honors me