sup /b/ use one picture to describe yourself

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reported

>>679901326
Soon as he puts down the smoke and the sandwich? I would rub the head of my cock against his tonsils.

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>>679901717
Yup, ur fukt kiddo!

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>>679901326

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Typical /b/tard

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>>679901326

>>679902317
is that toby turner?

>>679901845
hello /sp/

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>>679901326

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>>679902341
YOU DON'T TOUCH MY LITTLE BROTHER OR SON!

>>679902317
What's his name again?

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Totally me, right here...

>>679902650
hello, /b/ or whichever forum you reside, how do you do?

>>679902914
How could I? I am just on line with you. You are the one who is taking the nude pictures.

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>>679903141
UR TRYING TO FISH MY INFO THROUGH YOUR TEXTS I'M TELLING!

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>>679901326

>>679903269
I am still waiting for those nude pics.

How old is he?

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>>679903469
THE FBI HAVE BEEN ALERTED!

>>679903097
fucking terrible

cleared my schedule this weekend so I could see Lelsea and Lestah win

have a whole bottle in me so I can forget any and every decision I made to this day

>>679903639
What was the tip information you sent?
btw I don't want nude pics, that's disgusting!

>>679903564
I love that episode where he give the swishy little fag jewish boy a sewing machine and teaches him all about Hitler...

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b4 it went to shit

>>679903797
THAT YOU'RE A PEDO LOOKING FOR LITTLE BOYS!

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>>679903882
after

>>679903639
Oh no not the FBI (who are far too busy to do shit for someone shit posting on /b/.)....

I suspect they will have more interest in you and your hobby of posting nude little boy pics online.

>>679903731
Sorry to hear that.

That should be a good game. I hope they're ready to take on Foxes, considering they lost 0-3 on their home ground against Man City.

>>679903943
Wait? You offer pictures of your son nude and I am the pedo?

You must be confused.

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>>679901326
this one fits me

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>>679904224
THE FBI ARE ON THEIR WAY PEDO!

>>679904072
see
>>679904524

>>679904224
>>679904524

His sons ass is like a door knob.
Everyone gets their turn.

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Literally me

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>>679901326
>be me, chillin'

>>679904745
I saw it.

Seems a little odd a criminal like you threatening others with being reported to the FBI.

I mean if I had your nasty habit of taking pictures of little boys? I would be very quiet about it and try to stay under the radar of local law enforcement.

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The red one

>>679905723
Don't try to use your reverse psychology on me, I'm a strong independant woman!

And you, sir, are reported!

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>>679901326

>>679905931
No mam the very untraceable end IP address. I am using has been reported. Being that they would have to trace several dozen IPs before they even figure out which Coast of this fine country I am on. After deciding if I had actually committed any crime. (Which I have not)

Fact is you are now on more suspect lists for being a poster at 4chan and for the strange promise you made of posting underage male nudes than I will ever be.

>>679906461
>muh proxies

Yeah right faggot, you can't even send an email without calling tech support.

>>679906699
That boy needs a spanking.

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>>679901326

>>679906607
Certainly I can.

I can even make my public IP look like 127.0.0.0 thus making it the same as 3 billion other windows computers local IP's.
Now then the fact that above is a deleted post where in you salaciously offered nudes of your little boy to others? That is the part you are going to have to explain after you or she posted several useless reports to US Legal Authorities. Cops hate it when folks like you shout wolf over and over.

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>>679907080
You'll need to cite your sources.

Good thing I screenshotted all your pedoisms and IPs and sent to them to the FBI like hours ago.

rekt fgt.

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>>679906932

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>>679907428
LOL..

Yeah I feel oh so back traced.

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>>679908006
ur already rekt fgt and u dont even kno it

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>>679907717
I always find a way.
Pants down young man.

>>679908162
Hunny I have been wandering around the Internet since 88... I am in no danger from a tattletale like you. There has to be actual evidence of a crime.

Investigations are a dime a dozen as are piss-ants who lie and scream fire like you.

I will be here all week and the next and the next.

>>679908993
Uh oh, you seem scared.


Prepare your anus for prison m8.

>>679908955
Dubs! Sounds very erotic.

>>679909202
I make their buns a cheap alternative to a heater in winter.

>>679909178
Clearly you have no idea what scared sounds or looks like. I would suggest you closely examine Ops son.. If you want to recognize fear.

>>679909045
Bad girl.

>>679903882
It's never been shit and it never will you fucking fag
Get taste

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>>679909454
Exhibit A. faggot pedo deletes his faggot pedo post.
Exhibit B. faggot pedo deflects like a guilty feeling faggot pedo.
(holy shit you actually deleted your post. >i'm not scurred guies)

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>>679907717
boots motherfucker

>>679910570
Exactly. Then the fun begins.

>>679907717
dont worry son, one day ill be able to afford shoes.

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Have this background guys

>>679910011
You saw the post?

I did not.

But some have claimed it was an offer of nude kids by that femanon.

Guess the FBI will just have to investigate all US citizens in this thread.

Too bad I am not one of them.

Should you decide like the fem-anon to exhibit nudes of your Children? I am sure your federal agents will take interest. Especially now that you and she have screamed wolf several dozen times. Course unless they had an existing investigation odds they have anything at all saved from this thread are pretty slim.

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>>679901326
Well that's good for my self-esteem...

>>679910774
I have been in this situation before and after reaching the culprit, gave them an after spanking punishment of sitting on a Lego plate - then they had little brick circles on their bum.

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Yup

>>679903639
I am the FBI agent who is assigned to 4chan. It is a punishment for fucking up to get this job. I fuck up 1 case and they send us to internet hellholes. So the cartels kill 3 of our men because of me!

Stop sending us bullshit. Its makes my job hard.

>>679910570
>>679910774
Ya'll are just two smart fellers.

>>679910707
>Then the fun begins.

A half naked boy and your post makes me worry about what you think of as fun?

>>679911096
Sounds like something a rekt fgt pedo would say.

No amount of backpedaling will delete that post from your browser history, and permanent record.

>>679911356
Suck at your job less, loser.

>>679911356
Your dick hard more like.
Wasting funding on pursuing anons posting images of kids without clothes. Talk
about priorities in the wrong order.

>>679911442
Talk about dramatizing something. Relax.

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>>679911356
True story

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>>679901326

>>679911457
You know nothing at all about technology.

Nor about how Feds gain evidence for an online investigation.

There is no post "data" to delete it was deleted when I entered this silly thread and began trolling. Now if that anon reported this thread and that is a big if. The FBI will get a summary report tomorrow during shift change and will find a deleted thread. Unless the MODS save and report the post or the Feds already had an investigation going it is simply gone now...

You can not go to jail for what you write unless it is conspiracy to commit.

I can propose we murder and bury OP and OP's entire family with piles of manure. And until it happens? It is nothing more than a fictional comment.

Otherwise King and Koontz would be in jail for all the mayhem they wrote about.

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>>679912330
>>679911356
They are here. They watch us.

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>>679911305
>Tfw you had long hair as a kid and the shoe store clerk asked if you wanted to look at the girls shoes instead

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>>679901326

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>>679912330
Plus the screenshots of the post and yours and "his" IPs I sent them. Trust me, they're working on it right now.

Pic related, it's the man assigned your case.

>>679912834
Officer Pendelberry. I fine man, I might add.

>>679912479
No they have software that watches things like cell phone calls and email. Carnivore and Echelon Google them...

Rumors abound that Moot was in league with the Federal Govt. Nonsense. Nor is Hiro who as a Japanese Citizen would only be subject to the whims of Japanese law enforcement.

Now admittedly 4chan is hosted on US hardware still, but then the odds of them monitoring this thread are about equal with any of the KKK's websites.

I really just enjoy fanning the flames of idiocy here n /b/.

Go ahead hunny back trace me.

>>679912834
YOU can' t access my IP you are far too ignorant to be able to do so.

Posting a cops image from 2012 does not add any credibility to your foolish posts.

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>>679901326

>>679913538
Already got screenshots of your IP, pedo. Your day of rektoning is upon you.

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Why use pictures when video can say it all?
>also use picture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8

>>679913676
Go and take your nap. I won't ask again.

>>679913790
>screenshots of your IP,

Well if you have no idea how ICMP works. Why should I bother to educate you?

Brink it on - hetero worm dirt.

>>679914146
Bookhorse here to cuck your shit up

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>>679914198
That's why you deleted your pedo post and pretend to be all haxor here because you're guilty as fuck and only used the IPs that I already have screenshots of.

Must suck to be such a noob like you.

>muh hacker known as 4chan

>>679910789
Saved

>>679902727
>everday
>ever

>>679914524
>Ps that I already have screenshots
IF you had IP's you would not have screen shots.

You would have trace threads.

You would have a list of the IP's that you are on and all of them between your and my computer. The very fact you use the term "screen shots" amuses the hell out of me.

As I said bring it on hetero worm dirt.

I have nothing at all to fear from you since you are even crediting me with deleting a post that is not and was not mine.

As for hacking I am not the one claiming to be able to see IP's of others on 4chan. That is the ability of software of admins and mods which you are not either. 4chan does not display IP's to the average user. The closest it has ever come? Was thread ID's which Moot disabled many years ago. Spo again you can claim to see my IP.. Hell honestly if you ask nicely I will give you the public IP I am using. It would still point to about 10000 different users at my facility. Public networks tend to make the Feds jobs really difficult. But I imagine a NZ Library would make it even more trouble for US LEA.

>>679915633
>would make it even more trouble for US LEA.
True. They'd have to find NZ on a map first.

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>>679915633
You understand how screenshots work right?

You don't have any threads because you've got no proxies you fuckstick.

So fucking rekt, the FBI are going to have a field day.

>I have nothing at all to fear

So you'll freely post your name, address, and a timestamped pic of you here?

Chop chop fgt pedo

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

>>679915779
not sure if haz long neck or is internet weasel.

>>679916272
You're confessing to being a bad little girl who needs to be gagged and spanked hard on her bare butt till she's learned her lesson? That's bold.

>>679916234
Dolan Rump?

>>679916557
We are what we are

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>>679916745
Moar

>>679916733
Not a bad thing either.
>grabs paddle

>>679915851
LOL yep..

Heck current public IP is 103.28.251.241
National Library in Wellington NZ. (natlib.govt.nz)

I am using VPN from my laptop. Decide which one of the dozens of computers here tonight is mine.

Far past time to shut your Gob, hun.
You have already dispelled all chance that you are not a fool.

I posted my public IP. I don't have a pic or camera handy or I might just take you up on your challenge.

Perhaps several months from now after I have left tonight. Your FBI may email the New Zealand authority a request for information.

You will have been arrested for being a conspiring remember of Anonymous trying to sell nudes of your kids long before that.

>>679916857
skul faggot? wait for real life

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