Explains what you do for a job
i put the plastic edge on the piece of wood that you are likely sitting your computer on. i pick up a piece of wood and put it through this machine, gets milled and glued and it comes with a plastic edge strip.
i can usually get through about 1200 pieces of wood ranging from 65x100mm to 2400x1200mm a day
i usually get covered with saw dust by the end of the day.
I help retards and old people connect to the internet, all fucking day.
What seems to be the issue sir?
close, i drive this but blue
Get designs, setup manufacturing overseas or local I don't care
Took a break from all that to invent some shit and now I'm dying of anxiety every day until I can patent my work
It's likely someone else will get there before me and I invested too much time into this
Sound guy... I'm always filled with anger.
Just got promoted. My last day of work at my current job is Saturday and my first day of my next job is monday.
Currently, I babysit tards in a group home, following protocols and making sure tards progress with independence, even though they're lazy shits.
Next job, I will be higher up, writing service plans and protocols for bottomdwelling cucks to follow for tards.
i'm supposed to be optimizing the design and function of rapid diagnostic kits that test for shit like malaria and anthrax. i literally haven't done anything in 5 months and my bosses either don't notice or don't care. i had one useful experiment 8 months ago that just warranted changing our supplier for the plastic housing on one project, but that turned out to be unreasonably expensive. since then i just come in, tinker with a few conditions for an hour or two, and then leave. my job has literally become shitposting on the internet and studying for a more interesting career.
I put the helicopters together then I take it up the behind by my boss for not doing it fast enough
I reach out to people who have mild interest in purchasing something they wish they didnt have to fucking pay for but law requires them to and it rapes their monthly income
no it's like 75% of what i should be earning at my level but more than enough to live on if it was just myself. for the time being my wife doesn't work and our parents have to help out sometimes.
Also I'm currently applying to police auxiliaries: $19/h to basically work the front desk and do reports (for shit that isn't critical) at a precinct. Will help when I actually apply to become a cop
Im a flexographic plate maker i make the stamps on steroids that print pretty much anything thats isnt printed on paper or thin carboard like tooth paste and cans of coke and the condom wrappers i leave on OPs moms floor
I work a forklift in the shipping department of a chicken plant. I'm at the asshole of the beast that shits out millions of pounds of chicken boxes a week. My job is to take and organize the pallets by their order numbers in a storage rack after the niggers stack and wrap them. The niggers are gay
I take a truck to your shitty houses, pick your stupid shit up, pack it in a truck, and pray to satan that you give me a tip for working 12 hours to transport your weird shit.
what fucking old lady has two men come move shit and have a clearly labeled box that says "fun" left open with nothing but sex toys.
I make da pizza
I put da pizza in a bag
I put da pizza in my car
I type da address in google maps
I blast some sikk beets
I drive 2 da house
I giv dem da pizza
I git tip
I drive back
I sell big pieces of polished and painted aluminum wrapped in tightly stretched steel and polyester belts coated in a silica/rubber compound to chimps so they can roll around town feeling great about their $500 Cadillacs and Lincolns from the 1990s
mostly BASF for both our paints and plastics
Outsourced by the car manufacturers? Everything ... they hardly assemble vehicles there anymore, most subassemblies are outsourced in their plant as well.
great job for a /b/tard actually
with some employers they pay upwards of 20 usd per hour. gotta be big and a guy though and sometimes they make you go through firearms training
I am trying my best to assist in the construction of an fairly exclusive restaurant. I draw the schematics electrical systems for two big kitchens, lightning junctions, cat 6 networks etc, and make sure my guys are up to the task of putting all that in the right place according to swedish code. The project doesn't have any plans, blueprints or whatnot, so I have been assigned to create them as I go. It's fun, demanding and horribly pressurizing. You do not want to fuck up. Last week I worked 60 hours.
We are currently building fixtures that are going up above a circular, marble slab clad bar. One single fixture is almost 3 meters in diameter, weighing in over 1750kgs fully stocked (they are supposed to be able to hang glasses and put wine bottles up by the hundreds inside the fixture).
Use some high grade sand paper and make that shit smooth. And guess what... No rust because it would be stainless. Imagine a guy claiming it had rust...but then it would turn out to be his own poop. Then we would laugh and then he would buy two more.
Sit on my ass watching painted steel go by and make sure it passes some tests. I get paid ridiculously well for the 3/5s of fuck all that I actually do. 12hr night shifts are pretty balls though.
I write Linux device drivers and Android operating system software for a certain kind of electronics used by multi-millionaires.
But I'm overworked and underpaid, so it's not as rewarding as it should be.
i remember a thread on this chan 4 or 5 years ago, this guy in a small town hospital worked alone at night shift
went around the whole place and filled up that thread, lasted like a year before being pruned.
I'm the kitchen steward in a 4 star restaurant thats part of a spa and inn, basically i organize the kitchen, text hoes, and occasionally help with some fancy food. Free food and $12/hr and a beautiful work environment.
I'm unemployed now but I used to be a receptionist for an advice center that would give advice to alcoholics, homeless people, widows, pretty much anyone going through a rough patch
I'm unemployed because I would often come in hungover or still a little drunk from the night before and I don't think it was helping the alcoholics or drug addicts
I go into a house or outside and find anything that's wrong or needs to be redone or made.
Get paid by project, only 19.
I'm sure Mexican worker but the white complexion helps.
I take corragted board off a takeoff line and drive around a warehouse looking for spaces to put things...I often fantasize about sticking my forks on my lift into my supervisors chest and parading through the plant..kill me
it's whatever honestly doing it for 3 years now, like most things you get bored of it
Schlage, Kwikset, 5 pin, 6 pin, Ford pin ignition? Please be a little more specific? Most people don't even teach picking until you learn impressioning. But once I started actually picking it took me 3 days to get a hang on most standard 5 pin locks.
I count bottles, deal with assholes, and mix things together. Then I get complimented or shit talked depending on how the guest feels that day.
Soon I'll be doing that but with more pints being poured and fixing arcade machines.
I go through your medical records...
You should be taking better care of yourself you know?
I fill up gas, wash windows, sweep the dirt, wash the floors, fill up drinks, stock up chips, make sure drunks stay the fuck outside, and hopefully not get shit from anybody.
I teach gymnastics to kids. Not going to lie, pretty fun job. I actually look forward to going to work and seeing what my students can do and challenging them. 8 years running so far and I still love seeing the excitement of a kid landing a new skill for the first time.
I make maple syrup into candy. Soak it in more syrup to preserve it. I also make maple cotton candy. Go To farmers markets to sell. 80-90 hours a week and i can drink on the job. No stress and lots of ot. Best ive had
Many of the jobs here will be replaced by computer / robot soon. Get fucked minimum wage cunts.
i am the manager of inventory at a major chain pet store
i struggle to keep customers happy while trying to make sure we have correct counts of items to keep customers happy and make sure when prices go up the tags change too
Whataburger - team member
I either flip meat patties, do daily maintenance like wiping windows or cleaning bathrooms and shit, or I work the fry station. Mostly fry station since I'm the fastest at it. Manual labor all day every day.
I baby sit a bunch of sub contractors who bitch and complain about work i have assigned them.
I'm a cellar hand and lab tech at a ~50,000 case/year (small) winery that makes premium/upper tier Pinot noir. My job would be fabulous--physical work making wine and lots of lab chemistry--if I didn't work for the worst fucking autistic morons on the planet. :(
Feel free to ask questions tho
I don't do safes. I make 17.75 an hour during shop hours. If I'm on a service call, I make regular wage plus 30% commission, and after hours if I'm on call I make time and a half while I'm on a job with 50% commission. It's good money and I did enough breaking the law when I was younger so I'm good on the whole criminal thing.
as a cs graduate also, i now work for my dads used car dealerships maintaining the computer equipment
75k per year, 20k christmas bonus. worked like a dog for like the first four months and now nothing goes wrong so i just sit around and smoke pot all day and browse /b/
True. True. I was in the Marines for four years. Never got to kill anyone though. Just sandwiches and tacos after I got out four years ago. I could become a security guard. But I like being a machinist. Makes me feel manly. I have like one chest hair since I've been a machinist. Four more years and I'll have two.
what form of advertising for tobacco is still legal?
inb4 cant on radio/tv/billboards since either 80s or 90s
Test drive new vehicles when they come in for the dealership, make sure they are working properly with no damage from the delivery truck. Install the block heater cord/chin spoiler/whatever it needs. Remove all plastic seat covers and apply fabric guard/paint sealant and drive them over to the lot or the shop if they are getting any accessories put on.
I slice your deli meats. Also your cheeses. I also heat up chicken and make salads and sandwiches and shit in something my boss seems retarded enough to think counts as "cooking". I deal with your shitty kids shrieking into my ears. I deal with impatient soccer moms who fail to realize I am not only preparing food for them, but doing so in the immediate vicinity of a spinny death blade designed to cut meat, the thing I happen to be made of, so no I cannot work faster unless you want shredded meat that looks terrible or half my thumb in the mix. Don't be shitty and you'll get free food, preferential service and other fun times.
Life is pretty dull on the bottom, but I guess I could always be part time, minimum wage or unemployed.
Oceanographer. A technician (only have a masters) and not a "scientist" per se. I get to do all of the cool shit without chasing grant money like a bitch.
>California is retarded
I was gonna call you a faggot but then you said this. Good job, if enough of us pull our shit together we might actually destroy California within our lifetime.
I would very, very much like to talk to you.
I fix the photocopier after you try to feed something covered with staples and whiteout through it.
I manage the beer portfolio for a high end cocktail bar, as well as tend bar.
That'll be changing in two weeks as I just accepted a position locally for the new Barcade thats opening up. There I will still manage the beer portfolio, as well as manage the entire front of house, fix the machines, and tend bar.
Shit should be cash.
I operate one of these in a bakery that does about $3000 a day in sales for 8-10 hours a day as a first year apprentice $10aud/hr, shit pay but the people there are good and genuine want to see me succeed...i think
Do you tell the bride to model for you and make certain faces? Like oh yeah you dirty whore? Yeah you're only getting married because you're a dirty whore and no one wants you oooh yeah. Be a tiger.yeah now be a furry. Yeah you like that bitch.
> I wanted to do exactly what you're doing now and I'll never get to
Just end my life fampai
Oxidation of aluminum alloys thru electro chemical process for manufacturing companies that make wafers and microprocessors. Your shit would be null and no vidya games if it wasnt for anodizing.
Nah, New Haven. Its a legit Barcade from the guys who opened the ones in Brooklyn, they are opening a new location in LA in a year or two. Thats partially why I took the job, I might see if I can transfer to NYC or LA in a few years just to keep it interesting.
I work for state government, reviewing others people's work to make sure they don't upload personal information into the wrong clients case so they dont cause a security issue. the job is piss easy and i'm waiting for clearance so i can work from home. i got this job with only experience from temping. I only have a GED and a semester of college under my belt.
>tfw neet at 22
Feels acceptable man
I work as a geologist for the government. Takes like 2 years on average to earn a Ph.D after your bachelors
I google other peoples computer problems and then get told how good i am with all this technology
lol, no i got a buddy who does similar stuff. he worked on adventure time and we live in the north east. hes friends with bob camp and got to work with him a bunch
obviously you're not him
Just be happy you never had to work customer service for a wireless phone company. The amount of bitch and complaining is endless and they blame you for everything that's wrong with their phone or service.
yeah its pretty insane but after sitting on 4chan for 2 years strait it came up and i had to take it and stop basement dwelling, but yeah i started at 2:30am today and the boss didnt show up to let me in until 3 and i just gotta take it, but the hard yards will pay off im hoping
>I put da pizza in my car
what the fuck country is this where pizza is delivered by car?
i bet its a fukin 3000cc engine burning more joules of gasoline than the oven that baked the pizza
I put down floors and carpets.
I clean the surface
I glue the now dust free surface
I put down the floor/carpet
I cut the floor/carpet
I was jerking off in my IT job in Atlantic City for 5 years after a bunch of odd jobs and getting a lowly A.S. in Mathematics. It wasn't until I was 27 did I go back to school to get a B.S.
While there, I was majoring in computational science which required a concentration in a STEM discipline. I figured, "well fuck, if I'm going through this trouble, I ought to have a little fun with it, yes?" So I chose marine science. It wasn't long before I realized I didn't want to be a computational scientist with a strong background in marine science, but a marine scientist with a strong computational background, so I chose to double major.
Being fully aware that getting a B.S. in Marine Science wasn't going to land a lucrative job, I decided I would have to go to grad school. So, despite never once doing any extracurricular activity in my life, I went full force with it. I graduated with my B.S. at 30, got accepted into a grad program several states away, and finished that at 32.
So, I started late, but I'm sure glad as fuck I'm not sitting behind the computer screen in a bankrupt casino in Jersey any more. You can go back to school and make it happen, anon. It's never too late.
When I worked at a bakery pulling insane amounts of bread out of the oven with just two other guys, our jewish boss wouldn't even let us go home with a single loaf even after a brutal 10 hour shift. Fucking hated it. I'd rather be a useless NEET than making a turd like that any money
sad to report i drive this piece of shit >>679426238
o the irony, it only have 70k miles on it and a/c works great
We do that because we hope that by transit properties you will then lash out on att or whomever you work for. I usually tell the person I call.. Listen I know it's just your job and you don't run the company but I have no choice and your company is the fucking devil. Then they can't agree because they are being monitored.
I work for att and go into other people's homes and eat and drink there food when there not around and piss in there toilets and go through there person belongings.
its not weird or snobby if a fast food worker calls themself a chef
what you think of when you hear that word doesn't ever cross their mind when they say what they do so dont be so pretentious and crass
i make various companies, basically i'm computer engineer and today i've learned meteor + angular2 magic.
Perhaps, but my actual job description is "Research technician, Oceanographer," where as the Ph.D. lot have "Oceanographer, Scientist" or "Principle investigator, oceanographer" as their job title. My name rarely goes on papers (and never firth author) and I don't present at ASLO and the like. So, I may be a scientist to the layman, but to the scientists, I'm really not.
damn, that sounds alright!
we both live in CT and i guess he does too. I got to talk to my friend about wtf went down with him and John K. Pretty interesting stuff, he said we could go have brunch with him some day, but who knows if that would actually happen.