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Waifu claiming thread. >Smug of smug The rules are very simple:

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Shinoa claimed
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>>679352622
Good evening, guys.
>superior autism claimed
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Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
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>>679351907
I looked it up, thats pretty fucked, it makes me happy that you can fight through your condition and keep studying.

What are you studying btw?

>>679352071
I want to hug Tsuzu tight and not let her go for a good time.
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Tenryuu claimed
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Claim'd

Today I ask the hard questions.
What's the worst mistake you've made, anon?

>not going to class
>ever
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>>679352854
Keep it up, you're just bumping the thread for us.

>>679352911
Looks pretty slow. :v
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I'm gonna get some food, I'll be back.
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Best German CV Claimed

>>679351869
>little
Oh god what have you done
>Searching 2 girls 1 boat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECDi55STsyM
>Someting is wrong

>>679352324
>>679352348
>>679352423
Yes Yes Yes
Now go back to YLYL thread

>>679352868
Hello there
How are you doing ?

>>679352911
Hi there
What up ?

>>679352854
>Best Choice
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>>679352868
Hey there Rei anon, having a good day?
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sup nerds, hows waif going.
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>>679353001
T-Too hard, senpai
I don't know, staying indoors for the most of my childhood? not asking that one girl out when she just so happened to like me too? Being such a beta fag up until recently? I-I don't know...

>>679353049
Good.
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>>679352622
mandatory cc claim
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>>679353001
Being born
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Shiro claimed.
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>>679353001
Being born...
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>>679353001
I lost the trust of someone very close to me

>>679353049
Mmmm Wendy's
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>>679353094
>>679353095

Heya!
Having a good night, as a matter of fact - Swedish time, ya know. How're you? :3


>>679353221
Good.
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>>679353001
Thinking I could achieve something


Also, Chara claimed
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Do you guys hate it when a dog follows you around a lot?
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>>679352477
Da bin ich aber beruhigt. Ich muss halt auf meine Kissen aufpassen...

Hatsuzuki claimed.

>>679352915
>not let her go for a good time
It might escalate into the other kind of 'good time', though.

>>679353094
top zoz
But it's roughly like the video....
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>>679353481
You mean your father?
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>>679353348
Actually not good. Look how close I was!
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>>679353257
>>679353198
Great minds think alike
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>>679353001
Browsing /b/

>Hamakaze claimed
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>>679353001
That my great-grandpa died in Stalingrad

>>679353257
And there's the Yuu-boat

>>679353221
Immer schön streicheln

>>679353526
Du bist doch hier der Schrecken für Flugzeugträger...
Achja, schon Fortschritte gemacht?
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Saya ofc
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>>679353588
>forgot image
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>>679353582
>Offby-one Kenoby
I feel your pain, friend.
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>>679353481
Had a German Shepherd followed me home. So kinda
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>>679353001
Being naiive enough to think I can trust anyone other than myself.
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>>679353014
>Looks pretty slow. :v
>Looks pretty slow
>slow
...
I'll teach y'all who the goddess of speed is here

>>679353001
Not starting to exercise earlier in my life. It helped me stop being an autist. I wish I started a couple of years earlier... Maybe she would've liked me then...
>*sob*
>fuck you for asking this
>*sob*

>>679353094
Not much, I'm pretty tired today, my engine is at 1/2. How you doing Graf?
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>>679353001
Living.
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>>679353001
i forgot to buy tea
ALL IS DOOMED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jC-J7as6t0
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>>679353001
Not killing myself asap.

>>679353348
Having a peaceful day studying and listening to the rain outside. Weather has been shitty today and I was lucky I only had to go outside in the morning while it was decent ish.

>>679353526
"Might" aren't very encouraging odds but I will still try to.
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>>679353001
>not killing myself
>yet
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>>679353526
>zoz
https://youtu.be/pzYGWF6qrts
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Still feel like shit

Syndra Claimed
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>>679353812
Still looks slow. :v I could crawl faster.
>I crawl slowly

>>679353860
Glad to hear it - I love rain myself.
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Had a dream about my waifu a few nights ago, nothing happened but I remember her very clearly. Am I staring too deep into the abyss?
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>>679353001
Coming to 4chan.
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>>679353481
One time when i got out of a bar with 2 friends a dog with a broken paw started following us, we were all 3 on bycicle and after getting annoyed at the dog cuz he didn't stop following us we sprinted as fast as we could.
He sprinted too with only 3 paws (since he had one broken). 1 kilometer later he was still following us and as much annoying as it was it was still heart wrenching, so one of my friends decided to adopt him and treat him.
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>>679353668
I've got plenty.

>>679353756
Let's try again!

>>679353781
Maybe he just thought you were a bitch.
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>>679354119
Nah, just right

>>679353481
Once had a cute cat follow me home, but I had to leave it outside and stuff. 3: Felt bad
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>>679354237
Almost closer this time.
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Claiming this upgraded glitchy waifu
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>>679353994
You just wait...
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sachi claim
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>>679353668
And there's the light cruiser...
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>>679353001
Be a materialist and devote friendship
>Yes im the worst

>>679353198
>>679353257
>Wew

>>679353466
Hello there Chara !
Do you but this undertale tshirts ?
>>679353348
I'm glad you had a good day
For me, nothing new
>Hard work in job , nothing new

>>679353526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=satGEQ6V8yg
>love this song

>>679353812
> I'm pretty tired today
That suck, I would recommend rest with coffee
>How you doing
Well its fine
>I dont want to complain about my job everytime
Just done reading some stuff about economy
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>>679353895
>I want to believe
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>>679354119
Oh shit nigga! Seems like what I say before heading off to bed works..

>>679354237
The dog was a bitch. An actual female dog
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Claiming yuno while I git gud
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>>679354487
What? Can't hear you over there, you'll have to come closer. :V

>>679354578
Yeah, really my day was just decent at best. Really hungry all day, but I'm trying to get in better shape so
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>>679352915
I'm studying genetics hope I can edit people's genes one day not stuck in a lab with fruit flies
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>>679354704
Git guder before claiming. :V
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>>679354704
Aww leaving already? :(
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>>679354704
What boss are you at? I just beat Dancer before going down to the dungeon of Irithyll
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wtf is the point of these threads?
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>>679354531
Man, you're pretty small.
>I want U-511 in KanColle....stupid rare drops

>>679353526
Warte: Wessen Kissen?

>>679354237
Wenn du sie kräftig streichelst, wird sie groß und stark....glaube ich
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>>679354611
You better believe it, baby.
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When we meet on a cloud, I'll be laughing out loud.
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>>679354861
I would if this cunt of a boss didnt use shadowclone and AoE after two perries

>>679354926
Nah, just replying slow because dark souls 3

>>679354933
That gywn wannabe
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>>679354796
>you'll have to come closer
Sorry, I might be going too fast, I'll slow down so you can catch up
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>>679354820
Thats quite a unique and interesting job. Although people might say its not ethical etc.
What are your opinions about it? Personally I dont see why it shouldn't be done as long as its safe and people don't intentionally create freaks.
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>>679354578
I bought one, yes. With friends. It has yet to be delivered. I'm really looking forward to it!

How was your day Graf?

>>679355134
What boss are you at?
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>>679352987
Ananas!

Back from picking my mother up from work.

San Antonio had some bad hail a few days ago and her car got all her windows smashed out. Thanks Texas weather.
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>>679355149
I've been standing here the entire time, waiting for you to make your way over here. What's this snail pace? :V

>>679355134
Shadowcloning is neat, I guess
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>>679355072
Don't change to RO-500...
Please...
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>>679355134
Just replying slow?
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>>679355104
>>679355252
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>>679355252
>>679355104
https://youtu.be/umDr0mPuyQc
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>>679355053
the point is to circlejerk and talk about shit that doesn't matter
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>>679354338
>almost
Well, how's it going?

>>679354617
I didn't knew homosexuality in dogs was a thing.
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>>679355214
Pontrff Sulyvaan

>>679355293
Not when they both do AoE attacks, fuck that noise

>>679355351
Pretty much, If I take forever to reply. I'm in the middle of a boss fight
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>>679355134
>That gywn wannabe
Wow already at Soul, or are you thinking aobut someone else?
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>>679352622
Megumin claimed.
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>>679355072
Ich kenne zumindest etwas anderes, bei dem das so funktioniert.
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>>679355053
>>679355493
This samefag is so obvious i dont even.
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>>679355566
Pontiff Sulyvahn
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>>679355666
Checkin maself. Also sorry forgot picture.
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>>679355684
What are you even on about m80?
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>>679355566
>>679355509
Oh, nevermind.
Yeah I had some goes at Pontiff before realising that dungeon existed and decided to do that insted.
>Sumon phantem because 5th attempt without reaching p2
>phantom gets instantly combo'd
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>>679355505
Well, getting tired and stuff now. For some reason I also get depressed around this time of the night/evening, and I feel it kicking in
might just go to sleep to get rid of it if it keeps going

>mfw


>>679355744
stop checking
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>>679355505
Oh ho ho you're funny shiron

>>679355509
I really need to get a dark soul game

>>679355666
Satanic anon claimed megumin
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>>679355053
>>679355493
TO SPREAD LOVE AND HAPPINESS YOU STUPID FUCK
WHY SHOULD ALL OF LIFE BE GARBAGE?
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>>679355744
>>679355878
Checked
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>>679355886
Shiro*
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>>679355886
Explosion is mine.
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>>679355293
>I've been standing here the entire time, waiting for you to make your way over here
I know you've been standing. It's not like you can even try to compete with me. I understand it's easier to just give up
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>>679353668
One of mine fell on the eatsern front, too.
Artillery command post was hit by counter battery fire.
Bled to death on the way to the base hospital.

Und Nein, immernoch am Wiki lesen. Schön sachte. Aber das Tutorial und so habe ich durch.

>>679353860
You should understand what my pet words actually mean soon enough
>might
>interesting
There's probably more.
But I can tell you might means it's really, really probable.

>>679354531
You're so huggable.
>hugging itensifies

>>679355072
Das ist Staatsgeheimnis.
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>>679355831
His shadowclone is cheap af.. but I suppose hes easy if you learn the perry times
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>>679355509
waaay ahead of me. Alrighty. I just arrived at the Abyss Watcher


>>679355666
The devil stole your pic
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>>679355886
Brace yourself for many deaths
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>>679354796
>Really hungry all day
and suddenly I started to be hungry
>but I'm trying to get in better shape so
5 balanced meals a day plus effort
>Works perfectly every time

>>679355214
What pattern do you choice ?
>How was your day Graf?
Nothing special. Home>Work>Home
Without any "events"
How about you ?

>>679355344
>You hear the roar of a engine in a distance
>the bombers are ready for deploy
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>>679356135
Oh he's LOADS of fun
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*plane noises*
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>>679356135
I loved abyss watchers.
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>>679356073
how about you get a proper waifu thats submissive rather the other way around?
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>>679355422
A... ananas.
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>>679355987
OK anon

>>679356165
Can't wait

>>679356263
Allah akbar?
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>>679356350
How about you suck on deez nutz

>>679356416
Get the lube ready
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>>679355209
Well I'm hoping that the fda slowly approves certain edits for genetic disorders like cystic fibrosis but creating freaks would take tons of research there are 80 genes that just control height for crying out loud. Anything cosmetic is like 25 years away. I would think the testing would be thorough enough before edits are released.
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>>679356044
you're right. i am giving up.

>>679356176
Meh, doing 1 meal/day
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>>679356350
holy fuck that's good
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>>679356073
Never been a fan of parrying, and my main shield can't even parry.
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>>679356723
I parry when given the chance
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>>679356228
>>679356330
Yup, I like him too!
He's fun to fight!
I just need another sword. A greatsword against a fast enemy requires too much git gud. I think I can do better with a one handed sword.
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Akiyama Mio
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>>679356967
I've never found a reason to use anything but my trusty broadsword.
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>>679355344
>changing to RO-500
Disgusting. Screw those torps.

>>679355674
Na dann

>>679356059
>Staatsgeheimnis
Ja ne, is klar
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>>679356405
Can confirm on my Ananas.
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>get in shower
>start washing myself with soap bar
>drop soap
>walk over to grab it
>slips on soap bar
>head hits back of shower
>knocked out
>wake up
>Foot covered in blood
>tfw I cut myself on the metal part
>tfw I'm not good with my own blood
>tfw I had to clean it up myself
>Tfw it ended up being a tiny asf cut
Kill me
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>>679356967
Claymore has done me good so far
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>>679355886
>insult other waifus
Your rules, not mine. Just trying to be a lawful citizen.

>>679355878
Is there something specific or just a general feeling?

>>679355744
This aint a self-checkout line.
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>>679357212
Oh shit! Prinz, are you alright? Feeling dizzy or something?
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>>679357212
Kys
I have beautiful rope for you
>You cant even take a shower without damage ..
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>>679356540
Oh yes

>>679357212
Pic
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>>679357212
you dropped the soap?
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>>679357454
Dr Emi can detect hurt anons
>>
>>679357212
>first day in new dorms
>decide to take a shower before meeting people
>finish showering
>shut off tap
>handle comes off
>bathroom slowly flooding
>had to move rooms on first day
holy fug your luck though
How long were you knocked out?
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>>679356059
Achja, meiner kam mit ein wenig mehr Holz drumherum aus Stalingrad wieder....naja, meine Uroma hat ja noch den guten Ausweis, nur echt mit dem Adler
>tfw your great-grandma got 100 this year
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>>679357152
I like the high damage from a two handed sword. It's rather nice to just one shot enemies or stagger them with every second hit.
>>679357281
I got the Abysal Blade and found the Cloud Buster Sword or the Buster Sword from Berserk. Still need some more strength to use it as well as constitution... I mean two swings is just not worth it yet
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I'm back.

>>679357212
Rip
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>>679357454
Yeah Im fine now. I'm sitting on the toilet seat covering the wound with toilet paper. I don't really feel dizzy, but just a little bit.

>>679357516
Thank you <3

>>679357538
>warm hugs
Hello shinoa <3

>>679357571
Yes.

>>679357625
>Holy shit rip
No clue. Probably like five minutes tops
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>>679357366
Ok
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>>679357212
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>ok, serious now
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>>679357773
Heya Rory! You didn't see my happy birthday wishes, right?
Well but now you can see it!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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>>679357589
Damn right, Emiambulance on its way!

>>679357761
Disinfect the wound first, use an iodine-based antiseptic like Betadine (I don't know if that's the commercial name where you live). Cover it with gauze or cotton
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>>679357879
You didn't see my happy birthday wishes, right?
>xd
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gayest thread ever
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>>679357538
So how are you my man?

>>679357694
I dont thnk I got those wepaons yet

>>679357708
Welcome back
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>>679357761
Heyo at least you didn't drown right?

>>679358242
kys
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>>679357879
>surprise hugs
Hey there Chara Onee-chan!

>>679358168
Thank you doctor Emi, will do
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>>679358229
>xd
ironic memes.
Good job going from thread to thread there bro.
>>679357775
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>>679358272
It's in the fucking poison swamp thingie... one of the bridges where where there lies something. Needs 28 strength to wield with one hand
>>679358341
Heya Prinz!
>hugs back
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I'm back my dudes

Question time!
>Whats you favorite candy?
For me it has to be peanut or prezel m&ms
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