Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Good evening, guys.
>superior autism claimed
I looked it up, thats pretty fucked, it makes me happy that you can fight through your condition and keep studying.
What are you studying btw?
I want to hug Tsuzu tight and not let her go for a good time.
Today I ask the hard questions.
What's the worst mistake you've made, anon?
>not going to class
Keep it up, you're just bumping the thread for us.
Looks pretty slow. :v
Best German CV Claimed
Oh god what have you done
>Searching 2 girls 1 boat
>Someting is wrong
Yes Yes Yes
Now go back to YLYL thread
How are you doing ?
What up ?
T-Too hard, senpai
I don't know, staying indoors for the most of my childhood? not asking that one girl out when she just so happened to like me too? Being such a beta fag up until recently? I-I don't know...
I lost the trust of someone very close to me
Having a good night, as a matter of fact - Swedish time, ya know. How're you? :3
Thinking I could achieve something
Also, Chara claimed
Do you guys hate it when a dog follows you around a lot?
Da bin ich aber beruhigt. Ich muss halt auf meine Kissen aufpassen...
>not let her go for a good time
It might escalate into the other kind of 'good time', though.
But it's roughly like the video....
Actually not good. Look how close I was!
That my great-grandpa died in Stalingrad
And there's the Yuu-boat
Immer schön streicheln
Du bist doch hier der Schrecken für Flugzeugträger...
Achja, schon Fortschritte gemacht?
I feel your pain, friend.
Had a German Shepherd followed me home. So kinda
>Looks pretty slow. :v
>Looks pretty slow
I'll teach y'all who the goddess of speed is here
Not starting to exercise earlier in my life. It helped me stop being an autist. I wish I started a couple of years earlier... Maybe she would've liked me then...
>fuck you for asking this
Not much, I'm pretty tired today, my engine is at 1/2. How you doing Graf?
i forgot to buy tea
ALL IS DOOMED
Not killing myself asap.
Having a peaceful day studying and listening to the rain outside. Weather has been shitty today and I was lucky I only had to go outside in the morning while it was decent ish.
"Might" aren't very encouraging odds but I will still try to.
>not killing myself
Still looks slow. :v I could crawl faster.
>I crawl slowly
Glad to hear it - I love rain myself.
Had a dream about my waifu a few nights ago, nothing happened but I remember her very clearly. Am I staring too deep into the abyss?
One time when i got out of a bar with 2 friends a dog with a broken paw started following us, we were all 3 on bycicle and after getting annoyed at the dog cuz he didn't stop following us we sprinted as fast as we could.
He sprinted too with only 3 paws (since he had one broken). 1 kilometer later he was still following us and as much annoying as it was it was still heart wrenching, so one of my friends decided to adopt him and treat him.
I've got plenty.
Let's try again!
Maybe he just thought you were a bitch.
Nah, just right
Once had a cute cat follow me home, but I had to leave it outside and stuff. 3: Felt bad
Almost closer this time.
Claiming this upgraded glitchy waifu
Be a materialist and devote friendship
>Yes im the worst
Hello there Chara !
Do you but this undertale tshirts ?
I'm glad you had a good day
For me, nothing new
>Hard work in job , nothing new
>love this song
> I'm pretty tired today
That suck, I would recommend rest with coffee
>How you doing
Well its fine
>I dont want to complain about my job everytime
Just done reading some stuff about economy
Oh shit nigga! Seems like what I say before heading off to bed works..
The dog was a bitch. An actual female dog
What? Can't hear you over there, you'll have to come closer. :V
Yeah, really my day was just decent at best. Really hungry all day, but I'm trying to get in better shape so
I'm studying genetics hope I can edit people's genes one day not stuck in a lab with fruit flies
What boss are you at? I just beat Dancer before going down to the dungeon of Irithyll
Man, you're pretty small.
>I want U-511 in KanColle....stupid rare drops
Warte: Wessen Kissen?
Wenn du sie kräftig streichelst, wird sie groß und stark....glaube ich
You better believe it, baby.
When we meet on a cloud, I'll be laughing out loud.
I would if this cunt of a boss didnt use shadowclone and AoE after two perries
Nah, just replying slow because dark souls 3
That gywn wannabe
>you'll have to come closer
Sorry, I might be going too fast, I'll slow down so you can catch up
Thats quite a unique and interesting job. Although people might say its not ethical etc.
What are your opinions about it? Personally I dont see why it shouldn't be done as long as its safe and people don't intentionally create freaks.
I bought one, yes. With friends. It has yet to be delivered. I'm really looking forward to it!
How was your day Graf?
What boss are you at?
Back from picking my mother up from work.
San Antonio had some bad hail a few days ago and her car got all her windows smashed out. Thanks Texas weather.
I've been standing here the entire time, waiting for you to make your way over here. What's this snail pace? :V
Shadowcloning is neat, I guess
Just replying slow?
the point is to circlejerk and talk about shit that doesn't matter
Well, how's it going?
I didn't knew homosexuality in dogs was a thing.
Not when they both do AoE attacks, fuck that noise
Pretty much, If I take forever to reply. I'm in the middle of a boss fight
>That gywn wannabe
Wow already at Soul, or are you thinking aobut someone else?
Ich kenne zumindest etwas anderes, bei dem das so funktioniert.
Checkin maself. Also sorry forgot picture.
Yeah I had some goes at Pontiff before realising that dungeon existed and decided to do that insted.
>Sumon phantem because 5th attempt without reaching p2
>phantom gets instantly combo'd
Well, getting tired and stuff now. For some reason I also get depressed around this time of the night/evening, and I feel it kicking in
might just go to sleep to get rid of it if it keeps going
Oh ho ho you're funny shiron
I really need to get a dark soul game
Satanic anon claimed megumin
TO SPREAD LOVE AND HAPPINESS YOU STUPID FUCK
WHY SHOULD ALL OF LIFE BE GARBAGE?
>I've been standing here the entire time, waiting for you to make your way over here
I know you've been standing. It's not like you can even try to compete with me. I understand it's easier to just give up
One of mine fell on the eatsern front, too.
Artillery command post was hit by counter battery fire.
Bled to death on the way to the base hospital.
Und Nein, immernoch am Wiki lesen. Schön sachte. Aber das Tutorial und so habe ich durch.
You should understand what my pet words actually mean soon enough
There's probably more.
But I can tell you might means it's really, really probable.
You're so huggable.
Das ist Staatsgeheimnis.
His shadowclone is cheap af.. but I suppose hes easy if you learn the perry times
waaay ahead of me. Alrighty. I just arrived at the Abyss Watcher
The devil stole your pic
>Really hungry all day
and suddenly I started to be hungry
>but I'm trying to get in better shape so
5 balanced meals a day plus effort
>Works perfectly every time
What pattern do you choice ?
>How was your day Graf?
Nothing special. Home>Work>Home
Without any "events"
How about you ?
>You hear the roar of a engine in a distance
>the bombers are ready for deploy
I loved abyss watchers.
how about you get a proper waifu thats submissive rather the other way around?
How about you suck on deez nutz
Get the lube ready
Well I'm hoping that the fda slowly approves certain edits for genetic disorders like cystic fibrosis but creating freaks would take tons of research there are 80 genes that just control height for crying out loud. Anything cosmetic is like 25 years away. I would think the testing would be thorough enough before edits are released.
you're right. i am giving up.
Meh, doing 1 meal/day
Never been a fan of parrying, and my main shield can't even parry.
Yup, I like him too!
He's fun to fight!
I just need another sword. A greatsword against a fast enemy requires too much git gud. I think I can do better with a one handed sword.
I've never found a reason to use anything but my trusty broadsword.
>changing to RO-500
Disgusting. Screw those torps.
Ja ne, is klar
>get in shower
>start washing myself with soap bar
>walk over to grab it
>slips on soap bar
>head hits back of shower
>Foot covered in blood
>tfw I cut myself on the metal part
>tfw I'm not good with my own blood
>tfw I had to clean it up myself
>Tfw it ended up being a tiny asf cut
Claymore has done me good so far
>insult other waifus
Your rules, not mine. Just trying to be a lawful citizen.
Is there something specific or just a general feeling?
This aint a self-checkout line.
Oh shit! Prinz, are you alright? Feeling dizzy or something?
I have beautiful rope for you
>You cant even take a shower without damage ..
>first day in new dorms
>decide to take a shower before meeting people
>shut off tap
>handle comes off
>bathroom slowly flooding
>had to move rooms on first day
holy fug your luck though
How long were you knocked out?
Achja, meiner kam mit ein wenig mehr Holz drumherum aus Stalingrad wieder....naja, meine Uroma hat ja noch den guten Ausweis, nur echt mit dem Adler
>tfw your great-grandma got 100 this year
I like the high damage from a two handed sword. It's rather nice to just one shot enemies or stagger them with every second hit.
I got the Abysal Blade and found the Cloud Buster Sword or the Buster Sword from Berserk. Still need some more strength to use it as well as constitution... I mean two swings is just not worth it yet
Yeah Im fine now. I'm sitting on the toilet seat covering the wound with toilet paper. I don't really feel dizzy, but just a little bit.
Thank you <3
Hello shinoa <3
>Holy shit rip
No clue. Probably like five minutes tops
>ok, serious now
Heya Rory! You didn't see my happy birthday wishes, right?
Well but now you can see it!
Damn right, Emiambulance on its way!
Disinfect the wound first, use an iodine-based antiseptic like Betadine (I don't know if that's the commercial name where you live). Cover it with gauze or cotton
You didn't see my happy birthday wishes, right?
So how are you my man?
I dont thnk I got those wepaons yet
Heyo at least you didn't drown right?
Hey there Chara Onee-chan!
Thank you doctor Emi, will do
Good job going from thread to thread there bro.
It's in the fucking poison swamp thingie... one of the bridges where where there lies something. Needs 28 strength to wield with one hand
I'm back my dudes
>Whats you favorite candy?
For me it has to be peanut or prezel m&ms