Find your fictional counterpart
>Go to Akinator
>Answer questions honestly about yourself
>If it asks any question that implies you might exist in real life, answer NO
>If it asks if you are a character in a tv show, movie, book, cartoon, anime or video game, answer YES
>If it guesses something that is not a fictional character (You, Your alter ego, A smart guy who answers randomly, your imaginary boyfriend, etc), answer NO and continue answering questions until you get a fictional character
>Anyone who fails to read or comprehend the previous rule must be called a stupid cuck until they understand what they did wrong
okay guys actually fuck this i am not bob the builder
Anyone even know who this cunt is?
Wouldn't give me anything fictional other than books but hey. I has spells
Didn't get this one, huh?
wtf is this shit, hahaha
anyway it took a lot of questions, he also asked am I in "that" series. or are you in this. I answered no to that.
are you fuckinn kidding me?
I have glasses, sometimes wear a hat and own a cat. This is basically 100% correct.
50~ questions deep
I can dig it
>is your character a fursuiter?
>does your character have the power to die?
wtf are those questions
>tfw I hesitate answering
Akinator is pretty used to people describing themselves, or answering randomly. Any other time this kind of thread is made it's filled up with the same answers where Akinator figured out what they were up to. When Akinator makes a guess you have the option of telling it that it is wrong and to keep asking questions.
Who the fuck us Leo? Is he a faggot? Because I am...
Not exactly happy with this.
Her fucking nipples are bigger than her face
Over the past year or so I have noticed an odd increase in the use (misuse) of the word "cuck."
Cuck is short for cuckold, which means "the husband of an adulteress." When you use the word cuck as some sort of insult directed at another person, you are accusing that person of being a married man whose wife is an adulteress. So, huge waves of you fucking retards are obviously just seeing other fucking retards say the word in the context of a generic insult and are then repeating it without learning the meaning of the word. Just imagine if there was a word, "flixus" that meant "snorkle" and you started calling people flixus without knowing that you were calling people snorkles. You would be just as fucking retarded as you are now for using the word cuck.
So, in closing, if you have used the word cuck recently as some sort of generic insult, then you are a fucking retard. Kill yourself.
After 2 failed attempts it finally gave me this, whoever this is.
I love how every time I post this diatribe about retards misusing the word cuck, nobody ever puts forth any sort of meaningful reply; they always just call me a cuck or a snorkle or something. It's pathetic that you can't come up with a real argument.
Your whole post is retarded.
How is being a married man who can´t even satisfy his women to the point where she has to fuck other people not insult worthy?
Stop being a cuck and die.
A guy who gambles on everything
A smart guy who answers randomly
Yeah, you're right it totally makes sense. You know what, you're an auto mechanic that isn't good at his job and is frequently unable to fix common auto problems! Yeah there you go take that insult! I sure hope this highly specific thing I just called you actually applies to you, otherwise I just sound like a fucking retard. Oh wait.
by just asking if i wear a hat (which i said i don't) or pants (i do)?
I really don´t get your point man.
Almost every insult is like this.
When you call someone a pussy, he´s neither a vagina nor a female cat, you just mean he´s a coward because femininity has been associated with non-fighting behaviors. More or less the same with sissy or gay.
When you call someone a nigger you don´t mean his skin is actually black, but rather that he´s a low life scum, robbing and bullying people.
When you call someone a cuck you mean he´s not a real man, because a real man is assument to be either able to satisfy his woman or get a hold on her.
All these are just derived from stereotypes in our society. You understand stereotypes, right anon?
this is suprisingly accurate.. what did i do wrong
I got some random tennis player, and then this.
Surprisingly accurate. Favorite game and all. It's also my name.
>does your character have blonde hair
>does your character use guns
good job genie..
What am I supposed to answer when he asks if I'm from a movie/game etc? He asks like 8 of those in a row.
Who the fuck even is this.
I saw code gayass a little growing up and don't remember him at all.
Who the fuck is this?
Why did you have a picture of him saved?
never seen this show, is he an edgelord?
>>Does your character have some form of autism?
>tfw the answer is yes
>being this much of a stupid cuck
Got Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2
I find both the result and the questions perturbing.
Am I manmade?
Will I have a surprise death?
Am I bad?
I have to go smoke and think about these things.
Dear faggot cuck:
When I call you a faggot, I am not referring to your proclivity for rectal penetration at the hands of your fellow sodomite. I am referring to your flagrant and unashamed deviation from the standards of rationality for sake of attention. A gay man and his male lover would not necessarily be called faggots, had they not gone out in flamingo suits to dance with a giant rainbow flag topped with a dildo.
Similarly, when we call someone a cuck we are not literally meaning that they value the promiscuity and infidelity of their wives. Again we are referring to the deviation from any sense of personal pride, their extreme gullibility or ignorance, and the piteous nature of their lack of value as a sexual partner.
You dumb fucking nigger faggot cuck.
PS: I'm not literally calling your skin black, either.