Find your fictional counterpart
>Go to Akinator
>Answer questions honestly about yourself
>If it asks any question that implies you might exist in real life, answer NO
>If it asks if you are a character in a tv show, movie, book, cartoon, anime or video game, answer YES
>If it guesses something that is not a fictional character (You, Your alter ego, A smart guy who answers randomly, your imaginary boyfriend, etc), answer NO and continue answering questions until you get a fictional character
>Anyone who fails to read or comprehend the previous rule must be called a stupid cuck until they understand what they did wrong
http://en.akinator.com/
Tao Pai Pai.
this game sucks OP
I'm Aladdin
Ah what the fuck man
Who tf is this
>>679294098
Who's this guy?
>>679294736
Are you copying me?
i'm white though
im happy with my result
KEK
I think the game is broken OP
>>679295510
Or it just got a whole lot sexier
could be worse
ohh yeah!
>>679294098
wtf man
http://en.akinator.com/personnages/propose
>>679294098
I'm this dude.
Woah
I think the game is broken OP
>>679294098
HAHAHAHAHAH fuuuck/
I got supergirl.
Is this fucking robot mocking me
>>679294098
ohh
I can live with this.
Well okay
?????
okay guys actually fuck this i am not bob the builder
>>679296033
dubs confirm best girl
Hurts...
>>679296121
Yes you are, Bob, now get back to work
Anyone even know who this cunt is?
I win the internet
>>679296121
Can we fix it?
im into it
Fuck yeah
>>679296235
He's the dude from that one movie.
ayy
>>679294098
lololol
>>679296235
you
Kek
>>679295961
WHERE DO U LIVE BOY
holy shit
Um... okay.
I got Gin Rummy from boondocks I ain't even mad
i suppose
>>679296235
oi hes from Hooligans
Wouldn't give me anything fictional other than books but hey. I has spells
Huh.
Get fucked
>>679296475
What's it like being popular?
>>679294098
>be russian
>see the game
>ok let's play
>30 questions
>i'm my classmate that now plays in retarded russian serial
>nice
>>679296373
faggot
>>679296605
Didn't get this one, huh?
>>679294921
Lol a hungarian cartoon character
wtf is this shit, hahaha
anyway it took a lot of questions, he also asked am I in "that" series. or are you in this. I answered no to that.
>>679296466
why?
are you fuckinn kidding me?
alright then.
>>679294098
actually I have some trouble understanding the 5th rule
>>679295961
interesting
Who the fuck is this I told it I was real and not a treasure hunter, hamster, black lantern corps, ect. Gonna say no and keep going
>>679296354
More interesting
>>679294098
>>679294098
suck shit nerds
I have glasses, sometimes wear a hat and own a cat. This is basically 100% correct.
Well fuck
Who is this?
>>679294098
what the fuck
50~ questions deep
I can dig it
>>679297212
The prince of Persia. Sweet
marco diaz
Lol ok then
>is your character a fursuiter?
>does your character have the power to die?
wtf are those questions
>>679297041
your dead
aw
bunch of weeaboo fags
I mean, I guess.
Get
Why
>>679294098
Oh shit nigger what are you doing
I got Solid Snake.
I don't even.
>>679294098
>tfw I hesitate answering
this bot must be rigged
>>679296935
Akinator is pretty used to people describing themselves, or answering randomly. Any other time this kind of thread is made it's filled up with the same answers where Akinator figured out what they were up to. When Akinator makes a guess you have the option of telling it that it is wrong and to keep asking questions.
Absolutely spot on
Who the fuck us Leo? Is he a faggot? Because I am...
>>679297705
Stupid cuck
>>679296033
Dubs confirm Kosaki > Chitoge
wat
wtf this is rigged
>>679294098
WHAT THE FUCK
Not exactly happy with this.
>>679297659
2nd attempt.
Got closer to reality.
accurate
Fuck
>>679297979
Her fucking nipples are bigger than her face
>>679297705
Stupid cuck
>>679294098
Always knew he was my kind of guy.
not bad
Lel
>>679294098
fuck is this shitty game, OP?
>>679297495
>what is adblock
>>679298112
I'm not sure what's worse, the reddit tab or the pony porn bookmark.
well, it's not wrong.
>>679294098
fuck this game
>>679298317
Stupid cuck.
M E T A
E
T
A
>>679294098
This is what I got
>>679296274
I think theoretically it would be possible but that's beside the point.
Ahahahahaha
Dis nigga shipwreck is mother fucking savage
>>679294098
I can live with this
>>679294098
Over the past year or so I have noticed an odd increase in the use (misuse) of the word "cuck."
Cuck is short for cuckold, which means "the husband of an adulteress." When you use the word cuck as some sort of insult directed at another person, you are accusing that person of being a married man whose wife is an adulteress. So, huge waves of you fucking retards are obviously just seeing other fucking retards say the word in the context of a generic insult and are then repeating it without learning the meaning of the word. Just imagine if there was a word, "flixus" that meant "snorkle" and you started calling people flixus without knowing that you were calling people snorkles. You would be just as fucking retarded as you are now for using the word cuck.
So, in closing, if you have used the word cuck recently as some sort of generic insult, then you are a fucking retard. Kill yourself.
wuss this boys?
>>679298736
Frig off, cuck
After 2 failed attempts it finally gave me this, whoever this is.
>>679298736
stop being such a flixus, you snorkle
Haven´t even seen this movie.
>>679298376
i'm browsing 4chan in private mode, so it's quite normal that there isn't adblock
>>679294098
>>679298898
I love how every time I post this diatribe about retards misusing the word cuck, nobody ever puts forth any sort of meaningful reply; they always just call me a cuck or a snorkle or something. It's pathetic that you can't come up with a real argument.
>>679298882
upon googling it he's some anime mafia leader who's immortal and has little to no facial expression except a small smirk, yeah sounds like me
>>679298736
Nah I dont have to be sure that youre autistic to call you an autist, you fucking autist
>>679299072
Well maybe you should stop being such a cuck about it
>>679298736
Your whole post is retarded.
How is being a married man who can´t even satisfy his women to the point where she has to fuck other people not insult worthy?
Stop being a cuck and die.
Fucking kek.
I've tried 5 times. I keep getting "A guy who gambles on everything".
Could be worse
>>679299203
keep trying, it took me 3 times i kept getting that. just pick "dont know" or "probably" for some of them
>>679299203
When it guesses "A guy who gambles on everything" click no and you can keep answering questions without starting again.
>>679299136
>>679299199
Someone check my dubs pls
About right.
>>679294098
A guy who gambles on everything
A smart guy who answers randomly
>>679299199
>>679299345
checked
i'm happy
>>679299029
notice me
>>679299168
Yeah, you're right it totally makes sense. You know what, you're an auto mechanic that isn't good at his job and is frequently unable to fix common auto problems! Yeah there you go take that insult! I sure hope this highly specific thing I just called you actually applies to you, otherwise I just sound like a fucking retard. Oh wait.
>>679299446
Stupid cuck
>>679299446
you jelly, ackinator?
so much anime, not surprising really
>>679299547
>being THIS cuck
>>679294098
Really?
by just asking if i wear a hat (which i said i don't) or pants (i do)?
>>679299267
>>679299288
I did exactly this. 5 times. Each time, he answered over 50 questions. Fuck my life.
>>679294098
This is a fun time waster
I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS
>>679299600
Akinator usually asks if your character is from an anime (if you said it isn't real) and since you are required to answer yes, it eliminates every other possibility.
>>679298736
What a cuck
>>679299203
Stupid cuck
>>679299547
I really don´t get your point man.
Almost every insult is like this.
When you call someone a pussy, he´s neither a vagina nor a female cat, you just mean he´s a coward because femininity has been associated with non-fighting behaviors. More or less the same with sissy or gay.
When you call someone a nigger you don´t mean his skin is actually black, but rather that he´s a low life scum, robbing and bullying people.
When you call someone a cuck you mean he´s not a real man, because a real man is assument to be either able to satisfy his woman or get a hold on her.
All these are just derived from stereotypes in our society. You understand stereotypes, right anon?
>>679294098
kyle crane
>>679299845
Gay
Who the fuck is this Irie Naoki?
Momochi Zabuza - Naruto
fuck this and fuck akinator
>>679295549
THAT IS THE BOY FROM BOKU NO PICO THIS DID NOT JUST GET MORE SEXY
fite me irl fagets (please don't)
I defeated him because he kept giving me responses like, "Someone who keeps clicking I don't know", or, "Your Future Husband", etc.
>TFW no fictional counterpart
>>679300211
Kys
this is suprisingly accurate.. what did i do wrong
>>679299072
>I love how every time I post this diatribe about retards misusing the word cuck
You posted that shit more than once?
Wow,saving this for the next cringe thread.
i am apparently my own brother
Creepy
Usui Takumi - Maid Sama
Dafuq
>>679300626
You didn't read the instruction in the OP, you stupid cuck.
I think we have a winner boys.
I'm akinator's uncle apparently?
>>679300679
Wow also wenn du den bkommst müsstest du mal über einen lebensstilwechsel nachdenken
>>679294098
Oh come on, wtf is this
>>679300777
witnessed
>>679294098
Happy with this
oh well
I got some random tennis player, and then this.
Surprisingly accurate. Favorite game and all. It's also my name.
>does your character have blonde hair
yes
>does your character use guns
>no
good job genie..
sure
>>679294098
>Jay Cartwright
fuck
What am I supposed to answer when he asks if I'm from a movie/game etc? He asks like 8 of those in a row.
>>679301236
Akinator knows that Aussies are lying cunts.
I won
>Kamen Rider
>get Ant man
>>679298727
Bearded brawny is only teal brawny
>>679294098
Who the fuck even is this.
I saw code gayass a little growing up and don't remember him at all.
>>679301473
Who the fuck is this?
>>679295124
i c what u did there
>>679294098
>>679295510
Why did you have a picture of him saved?
Closet pedohomo.
>>679301718
He's from an OVA dude.
What the fuck
Okay...
>>679301948
Kek.
What in the actual fuck is this?
>>679294098
never seen this show, is he an edgelord?
>>679301948
fucking dead inside
>>679294098
>>Does your character have some form of autism?
>tfw the answer is yes
>>679294098
yeah bretty close doe
>>679296235
You know, Bovver.
from GSE
don't tell me you don't know Bovver, everybody knows Bovver
Ok then.
>>679302413
>being this much of a stupid cuck
This is fine.
God fucking dammit
I can't awser this
>>679294098
Ehm. Giggity, I guess.
>>679294098
i am fine with this
>>679295607
You do realize he sucks
>>679302986
Yes you can
>>679296121
>okay guys actually fuck this i am not bob the builder
For some reason this made me laugh
Got Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2
I find both the result and the questions perturbing.
Am I manmade?
Will I have a surprise death?
Am I bad?
I have to go smoke and think about these things.
yuuya mochizuka
>>679295584
why isn't the filename "literally_me"
>>679303505
mochizuki*
>>679303129
shhhhhhhh
>>679303059
nyeh
Human Peasant from Warcraft
ok :(
Fuck image limit
kek
http://imgur.com/BkzuUUQ
gas the kikes
its reach limits but its say
I think of Go to sleep anon
/v/ the vidya
>>679298736
Dear faggot cuck:
When I call you a faggot, I am not referring to your proclivity for rectal penetration at the hands of your fellow sodomite. I am referring to your flagrant and unashamed deviation from the standards of rationality for sake of attention. A gay man and his male lover would not necessarily be called faggots, had they not gone out in flamingo suits to dance with a giant rainbow flag topped with a dildo.
Similarly, when we call someone a cuck we are not literally meaning that they value the promiscuity and infidelity of their wives. Again we are referring to the deviation from any sense of personal pride, their extreme gullibility or ignorance, and the piteous nature of their lack of value as a sexual partner.
You dumb fucking nigger faggot cuck.
PS: I'm not literally calling your skin black, either.
>>679299259
You will never get laid.