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>>679104158
lost

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Bumping with OC

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>>679104158
ḩ̡̡͡e͟͝͝r̴͝͏e͏̶̀͝s̡͠ ̧̧j̶̴̀͝͝í̷́̕b̷̡͞b̕͢y̨͢͠

>>679104233
Lost 2 this post kek zozzle omg lol gg /thread

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This thread sucks.

>>679105792
Kek

>>679106585
lost

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>>679106585

>>679104605
>Cancer

>>679106663
confirmed fake you FUCKING BASTARD

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>>679104158

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>>679107630

>>679108862
fake?thats a shame

>>679109147
How is this funny?

>>679109565
clearly have no knowledge of Anne Frank

>>679105792
>rotary engine
>that car
Triggered

>>679104356
What does that even mean

>>679107157
>no baby, trust me I'm hung

>>679109849
A reference to the discovery and deportation of Frank's family to Nazi concentration camps in 1944?
She wasn't in a goddamn attic.

>>679107630
>to

>>679104394
You're trying way too hard

>>679109565
Seriously? Worlds greatest hide and seek champion next to Osama Bin laden

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This thread is dildos

>>679106875
Stage 4 terminal cancer

>>679110944
You're too young to be here

>>679112688
op garen pls nerf

>>679104356
Hahaha brain pickings

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>>679104274
Fuck. Why did I loss to this?

>>679107157
this is the only thing in the thread to make me laugh so far lol

>>679107157
This is what happens when you hire migrant construction workers.

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>>679104158

>>679105345
Lost

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>>679104158

>>679113579
kek'd

>>679110217
fucking lose every time

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>>679106433
Top jej

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>>679112568
Holy fucking shit lol

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1

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I know I'me retarded but can someone explain to me what she is doing wrong in this pic?

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>>679114202
2

>>679104394
go away

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>>679114057

>>679104233
>>679104473
Jesus fucking christ, if you're serious please just kys.

>>679114215
Who the fuck holds a pistol like that?

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>>679104274

>>679114215
I'm in the air force, not the army. but it looks like shes not holding the pistol weapon properly, it appears she's trying to put an ammunition clip inside her combat vest(assuming no compartment there) and there's a 2 star fucking general 5 feet away from her (no salute render) and also 2 captains.

>>679114537
who the fuck holds a pistol?

>>679114537
Women.

>>679114537
Yeah but like wtf is she doing with her jacket?

>>679105203
I rost

>>679104470
almost lost

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>>679114637

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>>679104233
Lost

>>679114555
>checked

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>>679114648

>>679105704
Lost

>>679109978
Thought I was the only person to notice that

>>679114411
nice triple dubs

>>679114988
God i hate cats

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>>679113704

>>679114969
You are not alone.

>>679115006
YESSSSS! Ave a juice slut

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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~

>>679109508
ur liek so fuckin kool, i hope i can b like u when i grow up

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Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on

I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on

I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

>>679114739
Trump really was right about those Mexicans

>>679114861
I remember reading something about this. It was from the 70s or 80s.

This guy built a huge fucking shark sticking out of the roof of his house and all his neighbors hated it and tried to get him to take it down, but he wouldn't.

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>>679115480
It was just a prank bro

>>679104394
1. Memes don't get laid
2. You are not a meme
3. Anyway your virginity is safe.

>>679114215
>knife hands internally
Fucking lost

And to answer your question, pretty much everything is wrong.

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>>679104605
>aspergers
almost lost

>>679116170
12 year old detected

>>679114057
lost to this

>>679112502
This is Brazil in one single gif.

>>679109978
>>679114969
Calm down autists, it's a joke.

>>679113675
Spoopy

>>679115548
>rape stove

lost

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>>679114571

>>679105028
>let's have some forcey fun time

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>>679115480
Story?

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The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.

The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

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>>679109147

>>679115199
>>679115237
>>679115279
>>679115161
>>679115113
aint nobody got time fo dat

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HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU

YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!

>>679113461
This is the look of having it all, except happiness.

>>679108862
take it easy mohamed

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

>>679116427
Okay, jesus it was just a prank bro

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>>679116559
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

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(:

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>>679116929
HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU

>>679104394
Who dufaq is this

>>679116480
Guy fell off a building.

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>>679116758

>>679110944
You'll find out over the course of life

>>679115888
Your comment along with the guy's shit-eating grin made the picture funnier.

>>679107157
Lost hard

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>>679107157
Why does this make me mad?

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>>679116966
Gaah, kill it with fire

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Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.

>>679104394
Fucking christ on like every fucking thread

>>679104571
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>>679105028
gettin some oldies in here today

>>679117134
Your beams of desu have no power here

>>679115961
Does anybody have the spongebob one? I can't help but lose.

>>679105345
lord bless her heart

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I am the desu of my board
Desu is my body and shitposts are my blood
I have derailed over a thousand threads
Unknown to snacks, nor known to moot
Have withstood pain to create many desu
Yet, these hands will never hold desu
So as I desu, unlimited desu spam

>>679111904
Lolol ice breakers

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>>679113808

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Hueh

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>>679117767

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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Desu
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Desu
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Schon beim ersten Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Desu
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu

>>679118041
True i completely forgot ~Desu

>>679117300
No shit, fucknugget

>>679107157
Pretty easy fix. Just affix some sort of cut-off funnel shaped object.

>>679111904
Shit lost it to this

>>679105638
What gets me is this looks like a deer.

>>679118041
...Well done. You did it again, anon. You posted the fucking Desu picture. "HAHAHA LOL DESU" you whisper to yourself as you type it into the comment field. Do you feel like you've acomplished something today? Do you feel like you've done something progressive with your sad, lonely, condemned life? I can practically smell your disgusting, damp, sweaty, shit-hole of a basement. Look at you fucking giggling like a little fat bitch as you rotate your obese rolled neck to the side and catch a glimpse of your oily, greasy hairy, bloated face in your other monitor. You wipe the sweat off of your forehead and you stare intensely into your beady little bloodshot crusty eyes as you snap back into reality and reminisce of the days when you used to get bullied at school for being a fat, weird, disgusting virgin. Your neck beard tickling your shirtless bulging body as it whisps accross your titties when you look back at your other monitor. You hear your mother shout down the basement stairs "Anon! Your dinner is ready!" You quickly close the mlp board as you wipe the dried, cheesy semen off of your fat stubby fingers and your keyboard. You brush the cookie crumbs of off your stretchmarked pale stomach and you turn to get your fluttershy t-shirt that is 3 sizes too small for you and your fedora with mlp badges on it. And then, just before you go upstairs and disgrace your parents by forcing them to look at what their "Son" has become, you look back at your hillarious banana post and you let out a smirk as your lips break the gravy and cheese coated seal and you tell yourself "I'll get them again tomorrow, kek." Yeah, that's right, you actually say "kek" because you're such a retarded fucking autistic waste of space and you should feel sorry for your parents for having to put up with their overweight, mlp watching, embarrassing, unhygienic, repulsive, failure of a son.

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>>679112568
keked

>>679112568
confirmed fake: the real vid has no skellington

>>679113110
THE BEST GUY THE ONLY GUY

>>679112752
L old so hard

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>>679118399
Where... who... how...?

>>679105259
Lost too hard to this shit and can't even explain why

>>679114045
Amazing.

>>679113808
I'm not the only one who loves to put my balls on pets' heads? Wow.

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>>679118600
>mom
>mom! they posted it again!
>mom!! they are posting desu! again!
> waaaaagh waaaaaa! screeeeech!!!

> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site with the desu since it triggers your episodes

> wwaaaaaaaaaa

>>679118399
Mrs Garrity's 4th period health class took a dramatic turn.

>>679105259
Took me a second.

>>679117696
Help me out, what is this photo

>>679115006
lost

>>679116467
why is the guy behind lon chon wearing an ushanka?

>>679114555
nice trips

>>679111495
>using correct grammar
It's the right to/too/two tard

>>679106585
Who's the fat neck beard that hates ylyl so much, he enters every thread and wastes his time derailing them. It's got to be the same fucker every time because there can't be a bunch of people thst stupid.

The art of trolling is to annoy people and waste their time, so buy simply starting a ylyl thread, we allow this idiot to troll himself.

>>679116248
That ATM was rigged to steal credit card information, no wonder it was wigging out.

>>679114555
Check'd indeed

>>679104605
LOST, I'm going to bed. Thanks for a laugh /b/

>>679112752
>oxy and wine for my mom

>>679106585
haha I really really like this picture
can I save it?

>>679107313
Lol

>>679112752
Lost

>>679116303
Quec

>>679119325
Why not?

>>679114988
I don't understand hy this is so god damn funny to me

>>679115006
Underrated post

>>679108905
fucking fine lit right dere

>>679115006
wut

>>679115752
nearly got me

>>679113461
These help me to live. They have all the monies in the world but still depressed. Still an hero. I'm poor af but atleast I have my famalam and friends. I have more fun in my '93 audi 80 with my m8s.

>>679116248
lost

>>679119054
fail

>>679104931
>That fucking shirt...
lost.

>>679120006
No i mean, it's k but it's just weird.
Like, i didn't even think north korea had the tech to develop hats.

>>679117105
Lost hard

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Can't half tell school finished somewhere.

>>679114215

That is a lot funnier when you realize that the man in the middle is in fact a fucking commander in rank.

>>679121014

General*

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>>679118496
It is a fucking deer

>>679115480
did he live?

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>>679120890
oh look, an early summerfag roleplaying an oldfag

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>>679116015
Holy shit. Lost.

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>>679113075
Kek

>>679119315
Never understood this line tbh

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>>679113579
Lol

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>>679114411
wow so funny lol xD rawr :P kappa

>>679118713
Fuckin lost, well done fellow Ausfag.

>>679121274
Summer time, and the livin's easy...