Cringe Thread
>>679068582
Bump.
>>679069019
ok... what are we watching here...
she's just there reading
NOOOOO fuckigna discGUSTING MAAAAN
>>679068582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQajJPnsgO4
pulled from earlier thread
Heres some OC
>>679069997
9999 GET!
Also, OC incoming
Bumpo
I'll dump what little I have.
Keep the thread alive!
>>679069019
>>679071493
Are those cheerleader moves?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6ugt-0Q-iw
HATE fuckin minecraft youtubers
>>679071493
with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DXqlioo4-c
>>679070831
You win this time misterious woman!
>>679072053
is there no continuation to this? I've only ever seen this image
This made me cut down the river
Posted in a cringe thread earlier, got good reception.
Enjoy, the saga of the Beta, the Voice, and Y
>Have friend since kindergarten
>Go through HS together
>Like same girl since sophomore year
>I get over it around senior year, because fuck friendzones
>Betabro does not
>Thus begins the saga
>About a year after high school, we're all 19ish
>Just got back from the casino
>Won 50, spent 60
>FML
>Topic of sex comes up
>She's asking about our dicks, what we'd do in bed room
>Betabro exclaims "MINES 8 INCHES"
>cringe
>Topic gets to oral sex, more specifically, technique
>Betabro says, and I quote
>"Well, if you let me do that, I can tell you there'd be a lot of kissing..licking, and sucking and you'd come so hard so many times"
>Die a little inside
>Excuse myself, walk my fat ass home
>Go to bed, questioning existence
cont
>>679072642
HAHAHAHAHAHA
How do you not all burst out laughing?
>>679068582
bump-a-rump-bump
>>679073058
>Be much more recent
>Like, 2 years ago
>Betabro, Y both still in my life
>Both come over to my place to visit me and the old lady
>Was planning to go see another friend of mine
>Decide fuck it, invite them along
Now, before i continue, might as well physically describe everyone involved
Y is about 5'3, slender, long dark hair, light complected mexican
Betabro is about 5'10, dumpy, beer gut, receding hairline
Friend we're going to visit is 6'1, big bushy beard, toned, deep voice
>Get to friend, lets call him Voicebox's, home
>Y is pretty instantly enamored
>Betabro, as he usually does, is following her around like a puppy. Standing way too close.
>We get lawn chairs to sit around bon fire. Beta bro puts his practically on top of Y's, that sort of thing
>All night, Y and Voicebox are hitting it off, getting chummy
>Betabro butts into the conversation, physically stays between them, or right up on them
>Eventually leave, because Voicebox was too drunk to continue
>Whole ride home consisted of Betabro downtalking voicebox, and Y asking questions about him
>>679073058
go on
>>679073149
cringe
>>679073143
>second to bottom right
that's disgusting
>>679073256
>Awhile after the last story
>VB and Y in full courtship mode
>Betabro in total meltdown
>Old lady decides we should take VB and Y to the river with us as a double date thing
>I like rivers, so cool
>Invite them both. VB accepts, as does Y she just has to finish up lunch with a friend
>You can guess which friend
>Yep
>Betabro
>Who invites himself along
>I like trainwrecks as much as I like rivers, so, Cool!
>We pick them up, after deciding to carpool. Because gas
>On the way to pick up VB, betabro rode up front with me, the girls rode in the back
>As soon as we pulled into VB's driveway, betabro leaped from the seat, and hurried into the back. Putting Y in the middle of him and my old lady
>VB gives me a knowing look, then gets in shotgun
>Whole drive to the river, VB and Y are flirting up a storm
>Betabro is butting into their conversations, hanging all over Y, attempting to be alpha and flirt with her more
>Betabro, in the process of this, is also pounding beers
>Betabro is not a good drunk
>Betabro says shit like "The fucking government is just dark overlords ruling over us" and "I'm a hippie nomad" when he's drunk
>Don't drunk, betabro!
>It's too late
>>679073463
>Arrive at river
>Find a good spot on the shore, set our shit up
>Betabro dives in the water after throwing his shirt off, yells at Y to get in with him
>Y gets in, immediately calls for VB
>VB gets in slowly, hates cold water
>I laugh at VB, hiding how shrunken my testicles have gotten in the ice river
>After a bit of frolicking, Y gets back out, lays on her blanket, and calls for VB
>I'm sitting nearby, watching my old lady be drunk and swim
>Betabro comes upon VB and Y on the blanket
>And sits on the smallest available corner, practically in Y's lap
>VB gives me another knowing look
>He's not mad, he's just amazed at this display
>Literally, the Y is on one half of the blanket, with maybe a free corner
>VB's skinny ass is right next to her, leaving a big chunk of available ass space
>Betabro takes the corner
>Presumably to sniff Y
>Time flies, we freeze, decide to go to our friend, /pol/bro's house
>/pol/bro does not like betabro, but we're bringing beer so he's okay with it
>On the way to /pol/bros, betabro is getting more and more distraught, and touchy feely
>Arm around Y, kissing her cheek
>She's getting a bit uncomfortable
>Dis gon b gud
>Arrive at /pol/bros house
>/pol/bro and VB are bullshitting, Y takes off walking because drunk chicks do stupid shit
>Betabro follows her like a puppy, keeps trying to be touchy feely
>Y lays on the ground, Betabro is grabbing her arm tying to yank her up
>VB goes over, tells him to fuck off, asks wtf
>She asks VB to lay with her on the ground
>He does
>Betabro goes over to /pol/bros fence, red faced. Makes a phone call, and is crying on the phone
>Flips his shit
>Starts wailing and kicking /pol/bro's chain link fence
>Tell him to calm his shit, he carries on
>We decide to leave before /pol/bro turns into /k/bro
>Everyone in the anonmobile
>Go to liquor store in town. Because we're all young, and hate our livers
>It only gets worse
>Betabro has a meltdown in the parking lot
>>679073463
>Asking shit like "Why can't she like me?!" "Why him?! Why HIM?!"
>I do love betabro
>Known this sucker for 20 plus
>Try to explain that if it hasn't happened between them, it won't
>Just walk away, man
>Says he can't, its his dream, he loves her
>Try the at least he has a friend, some people don't even got that
>No man, i love her as more than that
>VB has taken the anonmobile, and the girls to the aforementioned library up the street
>Walk with betabro over there when he's calmed down
>He makes a beeline to VB
>Fight?!
>No. He starts crying to him like he was to me
>Y is asking me what's going on, drunkenly
>I know she's getting stalked, but this broad has always been an enabler, and kept him comfy in the friendzone
>Plays ignorant to how he's been acting
>Eventally, lets us know she has to get back home
>Inform Beta and VB, Tell Beta i'm going to take him home first
>He refuses to leave until he knows Y gets home safe
>K, fuck, whatever
>Take her home
>She kisses VB goodnight. Goes to hug betabro, who goes to kiss her lips, but she moves, he gets cheek
>Take VB home
>Take Betabro home
>Get home
>3 hours later, knock on door
>Wtf it's 4 AM
>Betabro, still drunk.
>Still crying
>Why me, god?
Got one more good one.
>>679073398
if this was a YLYL thread i would have just lost
>>679072260
this guy nose nothing about beauty
>>679073654
>Be last year
>Y's birthday party
>Her and VB have been an item for awhile now
>Betabro has been a passive aggressive objector
>Y spent a little time in a mental hospital since the last story
>Invited two of the friends she made there to the party at VB's
>Also invited betabro
>yudothis.jpg
>Night is eerily similar, due to how boring we are
>Bonfire beer and grilling
>Betabro brought heineken.
>He drinks the whole 12 pack
>Good god, no
>To his credit, he acted pretty alright, hit on the crazy chicks, didn't cause too much a ruckus
>Then, he made a toast to Y. Telling her how much he loved her, she was the best thing to ever happen to him, etc etc
>Again, Y is a hyperdramatic enabler
>Night goes on, she's fucked up, her and VB get into an argument, she goes to sit in the back of my car
>Old lady was in shotgun, high as fuck
>I remained by the fire, chillin with VB, buzzed off painkillers
>futureofamerica.jpg
>Notice lack of betabro
>Eventually, go to car, with VB, find Betabro is in back of car with Y, cuddled up to her, kissing her neck and shoulders
>Y is passed out
>VB drags betabro out, yelling at him.
>Other friends hold VB back, crazy chicks get Y out of car. She's yelling at VB for being mean to Betabro
>I get betabro back in car, take him home, him bitching and crying about it not being fair the whole way
>Don't say anything to him
>Get home, make sex with stoned old lady
>Fin
Kinda lame, i know. Probably have more stories But I got a newborn screamin at me right now.
Thanks for enjoying the social awkwardness of people I know!
>>679069770
fuck man...
>>679068582
>>679071054
>>679071169
TOPKEK I was in both of those threads. You forgot the ending for the second one though
>>679068582
part of me died reading this
>>679073398
>I'd tentacle rape you if I was an octopus
Lost
>>679073993
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW0M2zEx-7g
>>679069770
damn son
>>679073861
I enjoyed it
>>679072458
Is that sloth from goonies?
>>679069019
Lol I do that but not in public hahaha
>>679073993
I'm fairly certain that's not serious.
>>679072458
>140 proof beer
Alphalpha as FUCK
>>679074419
Thanks anon. I did not
>>679069019
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>679073058
how's the screaming baby treating you, anon?
>>679074504
This isn't a YLYL thread fgt
>>679074504
keksimus maximus
>>679075018
It's cringe that anyone would actually believe that.
>>679075122
checked and true
>>679071479
This always makes me lose my shit
>its me goku
>>679069960
Why is your screenshot crooked? 2/10, this tilted me
>>679075122
idk it seems like he was mocking her publicly but i guess i could be wrong
>>679073742
>you will regret this the next full moon
>you mess with me you mess with the pack bud
somebody hold me
>>679075005
Like if i don't feed it, it won't stop
>>679074765
fuck kill marry
>>679074765
At least he's probably fucked the one on the left. I'd fuck the one on the right.
>>679075090
>Tumblr
Of course
Our one and only
>>679075519
Kek'd
>>679071479
>ylyl
>>679075359
i'll stop if you feed it... to me. picture it: real baby-back ribs. meat just drippin' off the bone
>>679073993
FUCKING KEK
>>679076186
I made it, I get to eat it. Fag
>>679074411
would still fuck
>>679072905
I'm pretty sure he was doing some rollplay thing with his friend.
It wasn't actually sent to a girl he liked
>>679076345
sharing is caring, anon. i'll bring the dry-rub and beer. you bring the veal.
>>679070831
Holy shit that status bar, man.
>>679073861
Pretty cool story, dude!
>>679076656
You keep bein this cute, you're gonna end up callin me Daddy
>>679069770
I have no idea how people live like this...
Fucking christ
>>679076799
Thanks. Pretty cool dubs!!
>>679069770
yep totally believable.
my god you're a fucking moron.
>>679076835
Maybe that's his favourite food.
>>679076982
>literally cooked fish out of the aquarium
>>679073143
lost
>>679074426
kek'd
>>679073861
very enjoyable, Legitimately weeping that there isnt more to this, i pictured everything ( and ofcourse the relatable moments) only downside was the names, had no fucking idea who was who at some point.
>>679077278
Honestly alot of it is just more of the same.Its a decade plus obsession. Still goes on today to a degree, but I evade it
>>679073559
I'm just gonna hope this is fake, and go to bed
>>679073825
Oh fuck, apparently I'm the girl for him.
>>679073993
I laughed. I lost
>>679076903
i just might... all the traps on here got me curious, and i've been cross-dressing... promise you won't tell? <3
>>679068582
popopopo
>>679075356
I will protect you anon
>>679078013
hold me closer, oni-sama...
>>679069019
I'm a foot loving fag, but that's fucking gross
>>679073861
More faggot
>>679071493
Lol dude in front just covers his ears.
>>679078864
is... is this real..?
>>679079088
Vestigial tail.
>>679078530
Get that nip speak, weeb shit outta here. From now you are only watching Top Gun
>>679073861
you have a way with words my friend
thank you
>>679076835
fucking grossssssssssssssssssssssss
>>679069493
...what?
>>679073861
I enjoyed too m8. Thx for the entertainment. I feel like I could have been like betabro if I didn't have a pal like you to set me straight early on
>>679079436
I'm pretty good at write things
>>679078764
Make me mate. i'll rekt u 1 v 1 i swear on me mum i will
>>679069960
>implying they're not all failing
>>679079929
I tried to set dude straight. Hell, the dude who set me straight tried to set him straight. But, alas, some people are just too comfortable in the world they've created to brave the real world
More pics of wife / gf's making hubbies dinner. this food shit is beyond entertaining
>>679075541
Where did pilkie go?
>>679071665
>names himself fluttershy
>fluttershy
>f l u t t e r s h y
There's always a reason why people don't see eye to eye with these neckbearded virgins.
>>679079394
i feel the need... desu
>>679073861
That was shit
>>679080928
ur mums a shit
>>679080486
>>679069019
Thats fucking gross
>>679072642
>>679072642
>The kid up front just plugs his ears.
Can't blame him I guess.
>>679080823
The need for SPEED. The only anime you can watch is Evangelion and maybe Hentai on the low key but don't tell your bitch of a mother
>>679080191
This.
>>679081423
kek closet weeb EXPOSED
>>679071479
My god, this always makes me laugh
>>679076926
Same here man I'd legit fly kick my brother the fuck outa there if that happened to me
>>679080446
It's painful to watch sometimes, people who are not the slightest bit self aware. Autism is a bitch
>>679078304
Mmmm I sure love me a big pot of dicks
>>679081985
Like a train wreck in slow motion
>>679068582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_PemazVN-Y
>>679072260
LONG LIVE DENNY =)
>>679073641
>George the hedgehog
>is a normal human schoolboy
pick one.
>>679073256
>tfw receding hairline
Am I doomed?
>>679083900
you know it, /b/ro. settle in to /b/, it's the only social interaction you're going to get without someone thinking "look at this bald faggot..."
>>679073960
>implying barbarians wouldn't instantly destroy a silly noodle armed dexfag like him IRL
Dude needs to stop playing so much Souls.
>>679076982
What the fuck why minnows I'm dead dawg I'm dead laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xzXOzYhRTM&nohtml5=False
>>679084092
gotta b fake dafuq
>>679078864
Holy hell I'm done with life
>>679084092
What the fuck? Just get a new one. People make them all the time.
>>679068582
I dare you to sit through this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Z4lHCo3SM
Bonus points if you raise your volume and close your eyes
>>679085338
That's not cringe it's just disgusting
>>679069019
>>679085338
Awesome, now I can watch a guy three times my weight eat pizza pockets while I eat my own pizza pockets. Good day.
>>679074419
>>679076799
>>679077278
>>679078764
>>679079436
>>679079929
Same fag
>>679069997
>black profile pic
>white hand
>>679073861
>>679073654
>>679073560
>>679073463
>>679073256
>>679073058
We need a screencap
>>679073861
>>679073654
>>679073463
>>679073256
>>679073058
Cap this cuz i'm too damn lazy to do it
>>679087941
>>679087969
Fuck you, nigger. Nobody wants to save your shitty boring story.
You're the True Cringe.
>>679078864
This HAS to be fake. I don't care if it's not a usual part of the body, why is it so crusty looking? Why can't she fucking scrub and moisturize that shit? Idgaf if it might hurt or be sensitive, exfoliating takes like two seconds, chemical exfoliation doesn't hurt and neither does lotion, wtf so nasty
Says something about her cleanliness all around if she can't bring herself to fix that shit. It looks like it has 27 years of neglect and shit encrusted into it goddamn
>>679069019
oh fucking god, i cant tell if im cringing or laughing
>>679074633
That guy looks like Ted Cruz.
>>679088238
I'm the cringe? And not the guy acting like a hardass on the indonesian little girl cartoon image board?
>>679088517
you mean the zodiac killer
>>679088969
What a time to be alive
>>679088238
You realize I'm white? I want to break your fucking teeth in real life just for fun. Seriously. Violent? I'm not violent. I just want to see faggots like you dead. I call racism fucking stupid and all you can do is resort to racism?
Go get cancer and die off, buy a rope hang yourself please and die the most miserable death you can and get the fuck off this earth.
"why are the lesser races so violent, /b/?"
Same as saying "the N WORD". You stupid faggot retarded cunt. Please, i wish the worst death for people like you.
faggot what are you band wagoning exactly. go hold hands and suck his dick for fucks sake you enabling faggot pathetic sub human shit loser rofl.
you can die off the worst death, get cancer and some of your family members as well for being related to you inbred fucks. die faggots and soon please.
>>679089342
I hope that's copypasta
>>679089479
Trump supporter detected
>>679089342
This pasta is delicious.
>>679089614
What of it? You a Sanders supporter? Shillary supporter? Or some edgy nihilist faggot who's going to lecture me about "Man, voting is for chumps"
>>679089732
Fucking racist nazi
>>679071665
I'm pretty sure this guy is just a good troller
>>679090140
>not voting is nihilism
>>679090140
DO YOU SERIOUSLY SUPPORT TRUMP? Dude guys like you are the reason i wet the bed
>>679072642
>>679072905
I assume it stopped after the "holy fucking shit," but then I remember how these people go. They're remarkably persistent in their, uh, persistence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78WFXw6xd4c
>>679069770
>>679073861
pls include me in screencap for reddit
>>679074100
What happened in the end? Pics?
Thread is kill by lame fuckin stories.
gg m8s
>>679077890
me too. and i'm a guy
>>679076460
looks like a guy to me
>>679092661
what am I looking at?
what the fuck happened to that dick?
>>679089342
Cringe
>>679092661
is that the blender fleshlight guy?
>>679088142
Those are the lamest whips I've ever seen
>>679094225
I guess so, damn I've never seen those pics that big...
That shit must've hurt like hell
>>679094225
looks like it. I tried to find the whole cap here but no luck
>>679090865
kiddo on the left looks like a mini david spade, I see a bright future for him
>>679093848
This guy put a fleshlight into a blender, inserted his dick, and turned it on. IIRC it eventually went back to normal, except that there was blood coming out of his dickhole.
True cringe here
https://youtu.be/h0B7Z3JERdk
>>679075867
Good times, I remember seeing that shit spammed everywhere. Then...We got banned for spamming it...
>>679075271
>mfw she grows facial hair better than me
>>679075930
>still has to earn his bacon
i kekd
>>679073825
Yes I finished reading but no I am not the girl for you faggot
>>679069997
I have so many questions...
>>679094475
>danger is my middle name
>>679073993
Obvious joke is obvious
>>679076171
>feeding tube
what the fuck
>>679071665
> 2.1 GPA
> Walmart job
>>679074765
left one always reminds me of james may
>>679098558
What else do you expect from these people?
>Not animu fag, but from where is that pic? is it any good the story?
>>679090865
wow, he has a great collection of rare pepes
>>679096956
>when update breaks the code
>>679098795
the 2.1 gpa part is my favorite
like, I have a friend who literally slept through tests in school and still managed a 2.5/2.8
>>679098558
>>679071579
Eauahuah
Only 8167 G? Psh.
>>679069997
>her old tampons
women stop menstruating when they're like 50...so they planned ahead and saved it?
>>679091326
This made me laugh. best ylyl thread in a long time
>>679099187
>hello reverse search my old friend
it's Mari Kurahara from Prison School. Don't know if it's any good, read some reviews.
>>679091509
Full story
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xxVQBsREnSU
>kekked out loud
>>679073480
Middleagefag here - people my age know they look dumpy and road-worn and out of shape and do stuff like this as a joke.
>>679094475
>fedora detected
>>679088142
CharacterSelect.webm
>>679095056
he's right, it is just as offensive as talking about blacks, gays and muslims; in that it's only offensive if you're a faggot and you let it offend you. Wrong about everything else, though. especially the accent: it does exist.
>>679099239
This comment made me kek
>>679088142
this is satire btw
>>679092962
would still fuck
>>679072053
I've always wanted to know what happened after this.
>>679068582
ḩ̡̡͡e͟͝͝r̴͝͏e͏̶̀͝s̡͠ ̧̧j̶̴̀͝͝í̷́̕b̷̡͞b̕͢y̨͢͠
>>679102276
nooo
>>679095164
once you turn 13 you'll get something
>>679103545
No it isn't. You're a faggot for saying that
>>679072642
Dammn, this was hard to watch
>>679102276
>Not wanting to fuck tunamelt-chan
Cringe but fap material none the less.
>>14379709
This fucking thread. These anons are being complete faggots.