Cummies have changed. It's no longer about daddies, squishy, or swallowing. It's an endless series of prostate orgasms, caused by toys and lube. Cummies, and their consumption of lube, have become a well-oiled machine. Cummies have changed. ID tagged daddies carry ID tagged dragon dildos, use ID tagged restraints. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Bedroom control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Cummies have changed. The age of daddies has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of ass destruction. And he who controls the bedroom, controls cummies. Cummies have changed. When the bedroom is under total control, cummies...become routine.
Was a shame, you two were cute together.
Getting used to this new keyboard. Its smaller than my old one. How're you?
I have to go into town tomorrow to sell an Atari 2600.
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
im afraid to. what part of michigan are you in again
This is only the beginning, Anon. g/fur will descend into chaos... It'll be the Wild West all over again. No law, no order. Cummies will spread across the threads. The anons will fight... and through battle, they will know the fullness of life. At last... our daddy's will... his Squishy Heaven... is complete.
I just want it gone at this point. I put a lot into it and I just want to cash out.
who's your avatar there if you don't mind. . .?
Everything has its beginning. But doesn't start at "princess." It starts long before that, in daddies. The world is born... from cummies. The moment cummy becomes 1 cummy is the moment the world springs to life. 1 cummy becomes 2 cummies, 2 cummies becomes 10 cummies, 10 cummies becomes 100 cummies. Taking it all back to 1 cummy solves nothing. So long as daddies remain, 1 cummy... will eventually grow to 100 cummies again. And so our goal was to please daddies. Even the mighty Daddy began with a single princess. That one princess' daddy grew huge, bloated; drooled something yummy; and then began to give me his cummies. We realized too late that we had created a beast in the sack; we had helped turn sadness into 100 cummies on my back! His cummies... were ours. And for that reason, I'm taking it upon myself to drink the cummies... back to nothing.
Then he gets the nipple shields, and goes to war.
whats stopping you
i keep making cute faces at him
That and a ride to the place.
I could I could also convince them to pay for it, but I'm busy with school atm.
Better than nothing.
Thought you left, good to see you back.
I'm fairly incomeless atm.
i've been here. might slink off soon like that though.
i'm sorry i posted that video. he doesnt even use the didgeridoos i feel like the biggest asshole
I'm working on it, goy says he wants to take me on vacation when summer break starts.
No idea what that video is, busy watching a movie.
Eric finally ate. I didn't get a video of him grabbing the thing though.
Holy shit. Why is 4chan X and Namesync such a fucking pain to get anymore?
Parents had sex. Remarried to people who also had sex.
Snuffles? You're mistaking, I am no snuffles.
But I'm glad you like your new video game.
Who are you then?
It would be nice to know who I am addressing.
And yes, this is the first time in ages a game has made me feel this tense.
I love it.
I don't have a name.
You can call me what you like.
Last game I felt anything was SNES Shadowrun
Felt like an online rpg game
I dub the Blib.
And I never played Shadowrun. SNES is a cool console though. I'm emulating it off a Rasp Pi along with a ton of other retro shit.
Sits next to my collection of 60 N64 games.
fucking faggot kill yourself
n64 had some good stuff on it
felt like it was starting to get great just as its life cycle ended
Paper Mario, Majora's Mask, Conker, Banjo Tooie
I never got to play Conker. I emulated for like an hour but got tired 'cause I was in class and didn't have time to play much.
Been doing JAP version of Majora's. Just beat the snow place.
Kinda wanna get DS3, but since 2 I have little expectation.
What's the difference in Japanese version?
Dark souls is a shitty ripoff series and it is only a game for faggots who suck at every other game kill yourselves cause you're all furries too
But all that story man!
The game has some charming dialogue, it's a shame you're missing it.
New? fuck you jew get good at something in life then talk to me
Im not, im going to spend my money on alcohol and play deserts of karak instead.
>Not remembering bryz
>The only guy who posts BF4
nice reply faggot get out of my thread and my board before I embarrass you.
That thing still being tossed about?
Is it good this time?
The first Homeworld was superb.
nigger you're dumb as fuck I haven't been on one of these mentally deficient threads longer than that and i havent developed alzheimers kill yourself
Are you fucking retarded like I'm asking seriously?
If you think you're like clever or someshit by trying to troll me or spout this nonsense shit you're wrong and just as retarded and unoriginal as everyone else
Also very manly
Most masculine man here to being justice to faggots
gratz is working holy shit you're retardation is setting me off
im not a cop but i probably raped your ass in it
>open thread expecting a based animal in clothes thread
>it's the worst possible form of the very opposite
I know that, I played it along time ago.
How's this one compare?
Still animals in clothes.
thats my steam acc name but i dont play siege on it
Wow so le clever hehehe xDXDXDXDXDXDXD
He posted after around you left.
Though you did come back a few times.
it was foolish to think autism wouldn't leave with me. anyway
what are you up to
Its not space ship combat anymore, though the land ships are still like a fleet.
I thought furries were supposed to post cute shit not ugly caricatures of real life ugly ass people that look like nicklebacks autistic singer whatever his fucking name is you are literal cancer
So it's C&C, but your main base can move?
Nibi is kinda cute tho
that was one of the goals of the comic, yeah.
Birthday soon. Going to drink.
stop trying to provoke me it's not working you think it is but it's not
dont go overboard
or if you do
do it on an empty stomach
Like today soon?
Yeah, the Carrier has multiple upgrades to give a desired role.
You can put everything into armor and weapons and turn it into your main "Tank" if you pleased.
o-oh, okay I guess
yeah I know you do because you have nobody because you're a faggot who has no social except for this board and it's the shittiest one
I dont eat much if I decide to drink. I gota keep my girlish figure.
This is a nice back!
Happy Birthday BTW
im not a child and I dont browse pol i barely even come on here so you're just embarrasing yourself at this point
why is it everyone on these threads never talks straightfoward and likes to be a faggot about everything
i just say that because i always go overboard and vomit everywhere
I like backs, would massage if one presented itself.
I have a good alcohol tolerance.
i just drink half a bottle of rum and im fucked
Also eating something like oatmeal helps soak up the alcohol so I can drink more.
I could tell you but i want to hear your shitty experience faggot