DUBS PATROL!
Alright m8, you better not be in possession of any dubs or better, or I'm gonna have to write you up.
DUBS- jail time
TRIPS- share a cell with a beta with awkward sexual tendencies
QUADS OR BETTER - share a cell with the giga-nigger, the biggest rapist you've ever encountered.
nothing to see here, sir
i ain't got nothin to hide
I am just a based anon sir
>>678808666
God fucking damnit
>>678808666
nice trips
>>678808666
Have fun in prison Satan
Officer please let me go, I have a fish in the oven.
>>678808744
Aw shit
>>678808666
A likely story. You're going to prison, faggot.
AHAHAHA YOU WONT CATCH MEEE
>>678808744
Off you go, anon
I'm sorry officer I don't have possession of any dubs
>>678808259
Fuck off you lazy pig
>>678808777
o kurwa
But officer i'm white
>>678808777
Calling top bunk, fuckboy
>>678808777
I'm don't have any dubs, officer.
>>678808909
I swear to fucking god if you give me a reach-around in my sleep again
>>678808889
Holy shit
>>678808958
>>678808889
I can tell my that single you have, anon. Enjoy your day.
ive never had dubs in my life officer
I swear These aren't my dubs!
I'll have to check
P-please I don't have dubs
>>678809029
kurwa
I'm clean, officer.
Sir, I have no dubbs
I'm rolling for them 999 please Satan
I don't have any tubs or drips occifer
>>678809100
WHAT'S THIS ANON? You're a dubs addict. You're fuckin going straight to prison.
I got nothing, sir
nothing here sir
Nothing to see her
>>678808259
No dubs here ossifer
Johnny is hiding my dubs
Fuck off i'm white
>>678809244
Oh really? I knew you had dubs when I saw your skin, nigger.
I din do nothing
I'm Johnny
Sorry all out of dubs today sir.
Move along, mate.
>>678809244
Kek
what seems to be the officer, problem?
>>678808666
>>678808777
lmao
am i clean?
>>678809377
Nigger
Here's my bag, please don't hurt me
quints? which quints?
>>678808259
Nothing here officer.
>>678808259
I'm just an honest merchant
These are medicinal dubs. I have a license I swear
Absolutely no dubs
>>678809433
2 niggers
sorry mr officer sir
>>678809377
No you're not.
>>678809499
sure you do you goddamn nigger, just like I have "warrant"
Ayy nygga be nygga
My dubs was acquired legally and a have a permit allowing me to be in possession of dubs
No please
>>678809499
Present your licence.
Kurwa mać
No jail for me
>>678809566
Dirty cop on the case. Sorry Ralph, I gotta turn you in
I wish i was good enough for dubs ,officer
Hello, Officer, I'm just an innocent nigger. Search my car if you want.
Lol these faggots got caught
>>678809511
What's this then?
>>678809714
I AINT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT
PUT EM UP, FRANK
>>678809566
>>678809533
>>678809511
>>678809499
ON THE FUCKING GROUND YOU DIRTY NIGGERS
>>678809761
>innocent nigger
lmao
Where the cops at?
>>678809761
Open your trunk.
But this is my Daughter
Nothing here officer.
What's in my purse? Here
>>678809804
I didn't want it to come to this Ralph. After all we've been through.
>>678809845
Crack's cool, as long as it ain't dubs, right?
No dubs here, officer...
>>678809866
YOU'RE FUCKING SICK,
YOU KNOW THAT?
>>678809866
Likely story. Get out of the car.
Quads?
>>678809966
>the irony
>>678809327
I's innosent ossifer! I swears! Ah didnu nuffin!
I swear i did nothing you don't have to inspect me
>>678809999
Bad luck, nigger lover
>>678809999
GET ON THE GROUND YOU PIECE OF FILTH
>>678809999
o shit
>>678808259
It's not me, i swear
>>678809999
THIS OFFICER IS A FAKE, GET HIM
no dubs on me sir
>>678809999
>>678809999
you goddamn nigger
alright officer i got nothing to hide
In this thread [666 - satan, 777 - jesus, 888 - fortune teller, 999 - upside down satan]
Holy fuck
I ain't afraid of prison.
>>678809999
Checked
>>678810055
Now it's a standoff officer, you have dubs
dubbero
Trips?
You don't even have a search warrant
let me go bruh, I got nothin on me
This is literally a GET thread now
>>678808259
I just need directions
>>678810144
Dubs accusing of dubs is FBI stuff
>>678808259
Just me and my friendly bear officer
Clean as a whistle, constable !
>>678810144
>>678809433
Spoke too soon, boy!
>>678808259
Come 'ere darling.
>>678810144
As do you, all 3 of you step out of the cars
>>678810055
what does the book say about duble dubs
>>678808259
I know none of what you speak officer, dubs are but a foreign concept to one such as I. So unless there will be anything else, I bid thee farewell.
>>678810144
Dubs accusing dubs accusing quads accusing dubs
>>678810278
Two dubs don't make a right. Book him.
>>678810239
CHECK'EM
>>678808259
Only singles to see here officer
>>678810340
Dubs-ception
I swear on me mum, no dubs on my person.
>>678808259
I'm ok
>>678810342
2 dubs make an even. Let 'em be, John.
>>678810278
PPD (pepe police depart) volume 4 page 69 line 4 says: Double Dubs is getting double the banishment
>>678810422
No you're not
>>678810433
ON THE GROUND NIGGER
>>678808259
Can I go now officer?
>>678808259
No quads here
>>678808259
no hay dobles aquÃ, señor
nothing to see here, officer
>>678808259
Rolling to get anally rekt
pls no
I swear I don't have anything
NOBODY CAN STOP THESE SINGLES
>>678808259
Did you only stop me because i'm black? I'm gonna sue your ass for this shit you fucking racist pig.
Dubs? How do I know you're not dubs, officer?
If dubs, I will suck cock on random guy from grindr
>>678809999
Fuckin corrupt police chief detected
Sir how could you betray your guys like this
>>678808259
FUCK THA POELEECE
>>678810677
DELIVAR NIGGER
Uh oh
G A Y
A
Y
>>678810677
DO IT ANON
>>678810677
top kek
post video proof later faggot
oh... uh... hi officer... (shies away at his look)...
>>678810733
YOU HAVE TO DO IT TOO NOW NIGGER
>>678810691
I'll put you in solitary confinement if you even think about speaking out, scum
>>678810677
Oh baby
Im a privilege white male fuck off copper
pls dont shoot sir
>>678810733
NOW YOU GOTTA DO IT TOO
ANON DELIVAR
dont do it
I'm not dubs officer, the guy below me is
>>678810811
Off to jail.
I can't believe how many wanted criminals are in this very thread.
>>678810811
YOU HAVE TO DO IT TOO NOW FUCKER
Not today punk
>>678810804
FUCK
OKAY
ANON WILL BE FAGGOT TO PROVE ANON IS NOT A FAGGOT
>>678808445
close call
>>678810677
LMAO.
I will up the stakes. If dubs again, he can buttfuck me.
>>678808259
Inspector Get on the case!!!
>>678810933
TOP FUCKING KEK NIGGER
nothing to see here officer.
dubs, more like belly rubs
I'm gay
>>678810888
CHECK'D
>>678810933
ANON DELIVAR
I am a righteous man.I have never posessed dubs and never will.
>>678811066
GET ON THE GROUND DIRTY DUBS CHECKER
>>678811079
Bullshit
>>678810933
>>678811008
TRIPLE DUBS
See your ass in court nigger
>>678811200
WHAT IS HAPPENING DUBS
>>678811200
CHECK'D
>>678811200
Fuck. My need to express myself with aesthetic memes was my downfall.
ok
>>678811216
That's not how dubs work dumbshit
Rollllll
What dubs are you speaking of sir?
I shall possess no such thing
>>678811292
Fuck the police and check em
>>678811216
Newfag detected
Fuk the police
SO MUCH CHECK
>>678811216
Newfag detected.
>>678811216
you tried at least
rolling for giga nigga
>>678811588
Sir
Step out of the vehicle
>>678811588
>>678808259
im clean
No dubs here officer.
>Has a dead hooker in the trunk.
>Pokerface
no dubs sire
fuck u officer
â–²
▲▲
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
You'll never take me alive copper!
heyllo i just reguler foreign man, nothing suspicioning here goodhello
Please officer, I've been clean for months now, honest
>>678812206
just fucking shoot already.
OP is handing out the dubs, get the dealer
>>678812411
Step out of the vehicle nigger
I am just a white male officer, minding my own business. Thank you for the warning officer.
>>678812411
Possession is a crime either way
I saw a guy with dubs earlier
Maybe even trips
>>678812613
Which way did he go
>Nothing wrong here officer
>>678810677
>>678810933
Since I feel so blessed with dubs, final upping of the stakes.
If dubs, I will be his slave for 1 month.
If trips, I will be his slave for 1 year.
If Quads, I will be his slave for my entire life.
I'm clean
>>678812733
Premium zozzle
I recommend you leave right now officer
>>678812733
It's almost like you want them now
>>678812733
Fucking kek
>>678812733
RIP nigger.
>>678812637
Are you accusing me officer? It's not me
Can i go now? I'm off to work. No dubs to see here.
>>678812904
No sir I am just doing my job, could you describe what this man was wearing
>>678812733
Oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>678812733
Facepic with timestamp so we can call you out for proof
I dont Do dubs
No dubs here
>>678813082
You are right, go ahead.
>>678810677
>>678810933
>>678812733
holy shit nigga stop right there.
>>678813155
Bill how could you, we've been on the force for 12 years together
>>678813155
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
>>678812733
Bahahaha you fucking trooper
>>678812963
He was dressed as Patrick Bateman
>give it to me nigga
>>678813299
Bahahaha you fucking trooper
>>678813307
Could you tell me which direction he headed?
>>678810677
>>678810933
>>678812733
I almost feel like a mod.
Let's up it one more time for you fags.
If dubs, mod really wants me to have fun times, and I will pick an additional guy from grindr to do it all over again. I will also keep upping the stakes.
If not, that's it for me. This is all I have to do.
>>678813307
I wasn't dressed as Patrick Bateman
I am Patrick Bateman
>>678813368
He ran off down Dubs Avenue
i have no dubs in my possesion sir
fuck off now
>>678813413
Sir you are being accused with felony possession of dubs, what do you have to say to this?
>>678813382
Should have quit while you were ahead.
>>678813382
Shit
The golden streak is over
>>678813450
Thank you citizen, once more are you sure you aren't in possession of dubs?
>>678813499
OFFICER
IT WAS YOU
>>678813499
Obviously I was and am not in possession of dubs. Officer, what's that hanging out of your pocket?
>>678808259
What seems to be the officer, problem?
>>678813571
I AM THE LAW NIGGER YOU PLANTED THAT, GET ON THE GROUND
>>678813540
If I were dubs, how come the last 2 numbers of my post don't match?
>>678808259
FUCK YO OFFICER YOU CANT ARREST ME
MUCK FODS
>>678813499
How could you Adam? After all these years on the beat together?
I'm not a nigger. I swear.
Check em officer
>>678813648
Right you are, again just doing my job, have a good day sir
check em faggot
you can never catch me
i am Escobar of the dubs
>>678813664
Just as a pre-caution, I'm going to need you to step out of the vehicle
>>678808259
Dubs free, officer :)
>>678813660
I don't know man, we have a second mortgage and I can't take it anymore
>>678813706
One more thing officer, how am I to know YOU'RE not dubs?
ayo fuck the police
>>678813834
I am a representative of the law, how could you accuse me of such a thing
>>678813782
It's time to confess... I slept with your wife. Many times. I'm so sorry.
>>678813325
Bahahaha you fuck.. oh wait
>>678808259
No dubs here. I am the singles man. Really, officer.
>>678813893
I've seen officers with dubs before, just checking
>>678813922
WEE OH WEE OH
HERE COME THE SIRENS COMING TO GET YOU NIGGER
>>678813935
trololololo xDDDDDD
>>678813922
GET ON THE GROUND NOW NIGGER
I don't have any on me, sir.
>>678813893
>RP in a get thread
>magnificent
>>678813922
Nigger
>>678813961
No you haven't
nigga i am the giga-nigger, i have rape teens, milfs, gilfs even jesus had a taste of my dick
once Trump wanted a taste, but i am a muslim so no pigs touch my dick
>>678808259
check em faggot
>>678814056
officer, you're partner was arrested last week for having dubs
how do I know you're not lying to me
>>678814059
Back into solitary confinement nigger, you know the rules. You only come out when high-profile criminals come into prison.
>>678814059
that doesn't make any sense. first you are an nigger, and then you suddenly turn into a muslim. are you the giga-muslim?
>>678813961
Sir I'm gonna need you to step out of the car for accusing a law officer
trips bitch
>>678813995
DIDN'T DU NUFFIN
>>678814157
You misspelled your
That's a mistake dubs would make
>>678808259
Fuck the Police
Alright.
im innocent officer honestly
>>678808259
u wanna figt?
>>678814157
I'm sorry, do you want to be arrested? I will put you into prison just for conspiring such accusations against out force. I'll tell you one more time. It. Never. Happened.
>>678814203
You're under arrest for fake trips
Rollllll
>>678811066
Sending delta troups
>>678814298
Officer, what are the last 2 digits of your post
Can i take a reservation for the Giga-Nigga, please?
>>678808259
Dindunuffin
>>678814414
Please?
officer, i don't have any dubs. but the plain doll has.
>>678814387
They're different to each other.
>>678814455
DOUBLE DUBS!
People like you make me sick
>>678814455
You're both going to prison.
>>678814460
Are they? Check again
Damn better dont have dubs
>>678814588
You're under arrest.
Just passing through