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DUBS PATROL! Alright m8, you better not be in possession of

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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DUBS PATROL!

Alright m8, you better not be in possession of any dubs or better, or I'm gonna have to write you up.

DUBS- jail time
TRIPS- share a cell with a beta with awkward sexual tendencies
QUADS OR BETTER - share a cell with the giga-nigger, the biggest rapist you've ever encountered.
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nothing to see here, sir
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i ain't got nothin to hide
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I am just a based anon sir
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>>678808666

God fucking damnit
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>>678808666
nice trips
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>>678808666
Have fun in prison Satan
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Officer please let me go, I have a fish in the oven.
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>>678808744
Aw shit
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>>678808666
A likely story. You're going to prison, faggot.
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AHAHAHA YOU WONT CATCH MEEE
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>>678808744
Off you go, anon
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I'm sorry officer I don't have possession of any dubs
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>>678808259
Fuck off you lazy pig
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>>678808777
o kurwa
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But officer i'm white
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>>678808777

Calling top bunk, fuckboy
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>>678808777
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I'm don't have any dubs, officer.
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>>678808909
I swear to fucking god if you give me a reach-around in my sleep again
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>>678808889
Holy shit
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>>678808958
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>>678808889
I can tell my that single you have, anon. Enjoy your day.
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ive never had dubs in my life officer
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I swear These aren't my dubs!
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I'll have to check
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P-please I don't have dubs
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>>678809029
kurwa
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I'm clean, officer.
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Sir, I have no dubbs
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I'm rolling for them 999 please Satan
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I don't have any tubs or drips occifer
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>>678809100
WHAT'S THIS ANON? You're a dubs addict. You're fuckin going straight to prison.
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I got nothing, sir
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nothing here sir
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Nothing to see her
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>>678808259
No dubs here ossifer
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Johnny is hiding my dubs
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Fuck off i'm white
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>>678809244
Oh really? I knew you had dubs when I saw your skin, nigger.
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I din do nothing
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I'm Johnny
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Sorry all out of dubs today sir.
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Move along, mate.
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>>678809244
Kek
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what seems to be the officer, problem?
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>>678808666
>>678808777

lmao
am i clean?
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>>678809377
Nigger
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Here's my bag, please don't hurt me
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quints? which quints?
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>>678808259

Nothing here officer.
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>>678808259
I'm just an honest merchant
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These are medicinal dubs. I have a license I swear
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Absolutely no dubs
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>>678809433
2 niggers
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sorry mr officer sir
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>>678809377
No you're not.
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>>678809499
sure you do you goddamn nigger, just like I have "warrant"
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Ayy nygga be nygga
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My dubs was acquired legally and a have a permit allowing me to be in possession of dubs
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No please
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>>678809499
Present your licence.
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Kurwa mać
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No jail for me
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>>678809566
Dirty cop on the case. Sorry Ralph, I gotta turn you in
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I wish i was good enough for dubs ,officer
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Hello, Officer, I'm just an innocent nigger. Search my car if you want.
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Lol these faggots got caught
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>>678809511
What's this then?
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>>678809714
I AINT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT
PUT EM UP, FRANK
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>>678809566
>>678809533
>>678809511
>>678809499
ON THE FUCKING GROUND YOU DIRTY NIGGERS
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>>678809761
>innocent nigger
lmao
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Where the cops at?
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>>678809761
Open your trunk.
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But this is my Daughter
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Nothing here officer.
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What's in my purse? Here
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>>678809804
I didn't want it to come to this Ralph. After all we've been through.
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>>678809845
Crack's cool, as long as it ain't dubs, right?
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No dubs here, officer...
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>>678809866
YOU'RE FUCKING SICK,
YOU KNOW THAT?
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>>678809866
Likely story. Get out of the car.
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Quads?
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>>678809966
>the irony
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>>678809327
I's innosent ossifer! I swears! Ah didnu nuffin!
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I swear i did nothing you don't have to inspect me
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>>678809999
Bad luck, nigger lover
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>>678809999
GET ON THE GROUND YOU PIECE OF FILTH
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>>678809999
o shit
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>>678808259
It's not me, i swear
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>>678809999
THIS OFFICER IS A FAKE, GET HIM
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no dubs on me sir
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>>678809999
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>>678809999
you goddamn nigger
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alright officer i got nothing to hide
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In this thread [666 - satan, 777 - jesus, 888 - fortune teller, 999 - upside down satan]

Holy fuck
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I ain't afraid of prison.
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>>678809999
Checked
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>>678810055
Now it's a standoff officer, you have dubs
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dubbero
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Trips?
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You don't even have a search warrant
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let me go bruh, I got nothin on me
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This is literally a GET thread now
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>>678808259
I just need directions
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>>678810144
Dubs accusing of dubs is FBI stuff
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>>678808259
Just me and my friendly bear officer
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Clean as a whistle, constable !
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>>678810144
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>>678809433
Spoke too soon, boy!
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>>678808259
Come 'ere darling.
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>>678810144
As do you, all 3 of you step out of the cars
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>>678810055
what does the book say about duble dubs
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>>678808259
I know none of what you speak officer, dubs are but a foreign concept to one such as I. So unless there will be anything else, I bid thee farewell.
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>>678810144
Dubs accusing dubs accusing quads accusing dubs
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>>678810278
Two dubs don't make a right. Book him.
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>>678810239
CHECK'EM
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>>678808259
Only singles to see here officer
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>>678810340
Dubs-ception
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I swear on me mum, no dubs on my person.
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>>678808259
I'm ok
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>>678810342
2 dubs make an even. Let 'em be, John.
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>>678810278
PPD (pepe police depart) volume 4 page 69 line 4 says: Double Dubs is getting double the banishment
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>>678810422
No you're not
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>>678810433
ON THE GROUND NIGGER
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>>678808259
Can I go now officer?
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>>678808259
No quads here
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>>678808259

no hay dobles aquí, señor
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nothing to see here, officer
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>>678808259
Rolling to get anally rekt
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pls no
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I swear I don't have anything
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NOBODY CAN STOP THESE SINGLES
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>>678808259
Did you only stop me because i'm black? I'm gonna sue your ass for this shit you fucking racist pig.
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Dubs? How do I know you're not dubs, officer?
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If dubs, I will suck cock on random guy from grindr
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>>678809999
Fuckin corrupt police chief detected
Sir how could you betray your guys like this
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>>678808259
FUCK THA POELEECE
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>>678810677
DELIVAR NIGGER
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Uh oh
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G A Y
A
Y
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>>678810677
DO IT ANON
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>>678810677
top kek
post video proof later faggot
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oh... uh... hi officer... (shies away at his look)...
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>>678810733
YOU HAVE TO DO IT TOO NOW NIGGER
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>>678810691
I'll put you in solitary confinement if you even think about speaking out, scum
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>>678810677
Oh baby
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Im a privilege white male fuck off copper
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pls dont shoot sir
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>>678810733
NOW YOU GOTTA DO IT TOO

ANON DELIVAR
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dont do it
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I'm not dubs officer, the guy below me is
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>>678810811
Off to jail.
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I can't believe how many wanted criminals are in this very thread.
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>>678810811
YOU HAVE TO DO IT TOO NOW FUCKER
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Not today punk
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>>678810804
FUCK
OKAY
ANON WILL BE FAGGOT TO PROVE ANON IS NOT A FAGGOT
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>>678808445
close call
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>>678810677

LMAO.
I will up the stakes. If dubs again, he can buttfuck me.
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>>678808259

Inspector Get on the case!!!
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>>678810933
TOP FUCKING KEK NIGGER
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nothing to see here officer.
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dubs, more like belly rubs
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I'm gay
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>>678810888
CHECK'D
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>>678810933
ANON DELIVAR
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I am a righteous man.I have never posessed dubs and never will.
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>>678811066
GET ON THE GROUND DIRTY DUBS CHECKER
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>>678811079
Bullshit
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>>678810933
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>>678811008
TRIPLE DUBS
See your ass in court nigger
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>>678811200
WHAT IS HAPPENING DUBS
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>>678811200
CHECK'D
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>>678811200
Fuck. My need to express myself with aesthetic memes was my downfall.
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ok
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>>678811216
That's not how dubs work dumbshit
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Rollllll
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What dubs are you speaking of sir?
I shall possess no such thing
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>>678811292
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Fuck the police and check em
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>>678811216
Newfag detected
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Fuk the police
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SO MUCH CHECK
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>>678811216
Newfag detected.
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>>678811216
you tried at least
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rolling for giga nigga
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>>678811588
Sir
Step out of the vehicle
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>>678811588
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>>678808259
im clean
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No dubs here officer.

>Has a dead hooker in the trunk.
>Pokerface
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no dubs sire
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fuck u officer
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â–²
▲▲
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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You'll never take me alive copper!
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heyllo i just reguler foreign man, nothing suspicioning here goodhello
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Please officer, I've been clean for months now, honest
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>>678812206
just fucking shoot already.
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OP is handing out the dubs, get the dealer
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>>678812411
Step out of the vehicle nigger
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I am just a white male officer, minding my own business. Thank you for the warning officer.
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>>678812411
Possession is a crime either way
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I saw a guy with dubs earlier
Maybe even trips
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>>678812613
Which way did he go
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>Nothing wrong here officer
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>>678810677
>>678810933

Since I feel so blessed with dubs, final upping of the stakes.

If dubs, I will be his slave for 1 month.
If trips, I will be his slave for 1 year.
If Quads, I will be his slave for my entire life.
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I'm clean
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>>678812733
Premium zozzle
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I recommend you leave right now officer
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>>678812733
It's almost like you want them now
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>>678812733
Fucking kek
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>>678812733
RIP nigger.
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>>678812637
Are you accusing me officer? It's not me
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Can i go now? I'm off to work. No dubs to see here.
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>>678812904
No sir I am just doing my job, could you describe what this man was wearing
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>>678812733
Oh shit nigger what are you doing
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>>678812733
Facepic with timestamp so we can call you out for proof
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I dont Do dubs
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No dubs here
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>>678813082
You are right, go ahead.
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>>678810677
>>678810933
>>678812733
holy shit nigga stop right there.
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>>678813155
Bill how could you, we've been on the force for 12 years together
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>>678813155
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
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>>678812733
Bahahaha you fucking trooper
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>>678812963
He was dressed as Patrick Bateman
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>give it to me nigga
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>>678813299
Bahahaha you fucking trooper
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>>678813307
Could you tell me which direction he headed?
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>>678810677
>>678810933
>>678812733

I almost feel like a mod.
Let's up it one more time for you fags.

If dubs, mod really wants me to have fun times, and I will pick an additional guy from grindr to do it all over again. I will also keep upping the stakes.

If not, that's it for me. This is all I have to do.
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>>678813307
I wasn't dressed as Patrick Bateman

I am Patrick Bateman
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>>678813368
He ran off down Dubs Avenue
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i have no dubs in my possesion sir
fuck off now
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>>678813413
Sir you are being accused with felony possession of dubs, what do you have to say to this?
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>>678813382
Should have quit while you were ahead.
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>>678813382
Shit

The golden streak is over
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>>678813450
Thank you citizen, once more are you sure you aren't in possession of dubs?
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>>678813499
OFFICER
IT WAS YOU
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>>678813499
Obviously I was and am not in possession of dubs. Officer, what's that hanging out of your pocket?
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>>678808259
What seems to be the officer, problem?
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>>678813571
I AM THE LAW NIGGER YOU PLANTED THAT, GET ON THE GROUND
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>>678813540
If I were dubs, how come the last 2 numbers of my post don't match?
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>>678808259
FUCK YO OFFICER YOU CANT ARREST ME
MUCK FODS
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>>678813499
How could you Adam? After all these years on the beat together?
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I'm not a nigger. I swear.
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Check em officer
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>>678813648
Right you are, again just doing my job, have a good day sir
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check em faggot
you can never catch me
i am Escobar of the dubs
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>>678813664
Just as a pre-caution, I'm going to need you to step out of the vehicle
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>>678808259
Dubs free, officer :)
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>>678813660
I don't know man, we have a second mortgage and I can't take it anymore
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>>678813706
One more thing officer, how am I to know YOU'RE not dubs?
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ayo fuck the police
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>>678813834
I am a representative of the law, how could you accuse me of such a thing
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>>678813782
It's time to confess... I slept with your wife. Many times. I'm so sorry.
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>>678813325
Bahahaha you fuck.. oh wait
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>>678808259

No dubs here. I am the singles man. Really, officer.
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>>678813893
I've seen officers with dubs before, just checking
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>>678813922
WEE OH WEE OH

HERE COME THE SIRENS COMING TO GET YOU NIGGER
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>>678813935
trololololo xDDDDDD
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>>678813922
GET ON THE GROUND NOW NIGGER
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I don't have any on me, sir.
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>>678813893
>RP in a get thread
>magnificent
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>>678813922
Nigger
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>>678813961
No you haven't
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nigga i am the giga-nigger, i have rape teens, milfs, gilfs even jesus had a taste of my dick
once Trump wanted a taste, but i am a muslim so no pigs touch my dick
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>>678808259
check em faggot
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>>678814056
officer, you're partner was arrested last week for having dubs
how do I know you're not lying to me
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>>678814059
Back into solitary confinement nigger, you know the rules. You only come out when high-profile criminals come into prison.
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>>678814059
that doesn't make any sense. first you are an nigger, and then you suddenly turn into a muslim. are you the giga-muslim?
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>>678813961
Sir I'm gonna need you to step out of the car for accusing a law officer
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trips bitch
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>>678813995
DIDN'T DU NUFFIN
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>>678814157
You misspelled your
That's a mistake dubs would make
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>>678808259
Fuck the Police
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Alright.
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im innocent officer honestly
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>>678808259
u wanna figt?
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>>678814157
I'm sorry, do you want to be arrested? I will put you into prison just for conspiring such accusations against out force. I'll tell you one more time. It. Never. Happened.
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>>678814203
You're under arrest for fake trips
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Rollllll
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>>678811066
Sending delta troups
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>>678814298
Officer, what are the last 2 digits of your post
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Can i take a reservation for the Giga-Nigga, please?
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>>678808259
Dindunuffin
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>>678814414
Please?
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officer, i don't have any dubs. but the plain doll has.
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>>678814387
They're different to each other.
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>>678814455
DOUBLE DUBS!
People like you make me sick
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>>678814455
You're both going to prison.
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>>678814460
Are they? Check again
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Damn better dont have dubs
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>>678814588
You're under arrest.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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