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How do you hit on women?

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How do you hit on women?
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Usually with your fist
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Put the foot of the hand you're not hitting with in front and lean into it with all of your body weight.
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>>675779014
fuck, you beat me
>pun not intended
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>If you were a booger i'd pick you first
Guaranteed
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From orbit
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>>675778931
be funny a couple times and you're good.
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>>675779014
first post, best post.
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ayy gurl are you a traffic sign because stop
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>>675779319
That would work for me, cause my life is a joke
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>>675778931
Pic related
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Diazepan and burbon
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>>675779513
This is how i hit trolls
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Ask if they want to see my Pokémon
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i couldn't hit on a grill because all i can picture is a 220 lb autistic virgin trying to pick me thinking about me naked
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with money. bitches love money.
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>>675778931
you gonna give sauce on that or what?
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>>675779821
you smart. you loyal, you grateful, i appreciate that.
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>>675778931
I never hit a woman
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"Lets have sex"
"Ok"
"Are you into kinky shit?"
"Yes anon I can be kinky"
"That's so hot"
"I know"
"Lets fuck baby"
"You know it bitch. My place tonight."
"I'll so be there, and bring some of my hot friends too"
"Fuck yeah"

"Anon why are you mumbling to yourself?"
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>>675778931
First you make a fist.......
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>>675779821
This
you don't do pickup lines
you don't need to be charming
you just need them to know somehow that you make money
they will come to you, they will find you funny even if you're not
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>>675778931

sauce
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>>675780241
topfuckingkek
anon bringing the batz
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>>675778931
The best one I ever did was
>give me your number before I change my mind

and it worked lel
You can say anything to girls, if they find you attractive that's all they need. This treat em mean keep em keen shit is only true cause of that. If they find you attractive, then nothing else you do with change their mind, they'll put with anything.
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>>675780419
Man, you just don't have a clue. 0/10
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>>675780419
being a dick to them actually is a turn on, if you didn't go and be so blunt and asked for the number instead she probably wouldn't give it
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>>675780487
Fucking idiot
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>>675779513
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>>675780644
Bet I get more bitches than you fuckboy
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>>675780762
You only have to get one to get more than me tbh
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>>675780762
This seem to have inferiority complex kek
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>>675781306
How so?
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>>675778931
is this what the average New Zealand female looks like?
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Bitch niggas always talkin out dey ass
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>>675778931
just make eye contact and never break first and i mean never
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just strut over and take off your glasses real slow then say this "me and you will be going on a date lovely" then wink and walk off.

if she loves you she will find you
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>>675780758
my sides
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>>675778931
salsa
>now
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I don't Know<
Implying it's not with your left.
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>>675778931
imma tell u bud, all u have to do is literally be yourself, be awkward, confident, joking, etc. If the girl is worth your time then she will like u, sweet talking and flirting all comes with time and patience. If you are going for a certain person give her all your time and effort, eventually she will learn to appreciate you being kind. What you dont want to do is be pushy/clingy with women, especially toward the beginning. Women usually hate that and will try to push u away at the very beginning, assuming your just another fuck boy trying to get into her life. when waiting for the right moment to talk to a girl, look for any opening that u may be able to act as a gentleman toward her. Real women love gentlemen, they want a man who is kind and loving but will also give them space and take up for them when necessary. Always take the woman's side when it comes to an argument with another individual and always support this girl in whatever she does (except for being a hoe, in that case fuck dat bitch). Always keep these ideas in mind while talking to a woman, think long term with happy future, as long as you act for her mostly and for yourself when necessary a woman will see you as a kindhearted gentleman with a great sense of compassion. Ive been with my girl for 4 and a half years and before that i had a good amount of girls with me, none of which were mistakes but rather just obstacles that helped me learn more about women and what I desire in a woman. This is the data i have collected, now use this and you will become an unstoppable force that will take you on a journey trough your life until you enventually find your soul mate, like I found mine. Unless your just another fuck boy who just wants some ass then get the fuck out of here with your sexual fantasies that will never come true.
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>>675781914
can i blink ?
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>>675779950
Are you gonna be autistic all your life or what?
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>>675778931

Those arent women

They are WHORES
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>>675784510
How dare you insult Miss Alice you fucking faggot
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>>675779494
damn anon
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>>675784458
you gonna stop memeing arond /b/ or what?
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>>675778931
Miss_Alice94 from myfreecams com?
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you people worry me with these comments, this guy obviously needs help realizing real women from the succubi. Be respectful please, for we are leaders who must lead the misguided of the group. Lol jk that sounds corny as fuck, but seriously help me out guys, this guy needs to come back to some helpful advice. He honestly probably just put that webm up as the cover cause he knew a bunch of guys would come looking at it. Which means he is very smart when it comes to books and strategy but he just doesnt have people skills. If he can learn, he will be a complete man. Much more useful than the average man. Completed he can hone his skills and become amazing in his own art. Btw I hate to say this but the only reason Im typing so much is because i took some aderole and now im like super hyped about everything and Im super happy. I want to spread my good will and fortune to this poor man. Can everyone just stop being jerks for a bit and get serious with me for just a little while to help a poor fellow out in his understanding of women's emotions? Everyone in favor say I and then post a reply to the first comment.
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This works 9/10 times, all the time

Why do girls like masturbating with these fingers ( hold your fingers up), then wait for them to be like ?

Then hit em with the punch line.

>because they´re mine.
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