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New Faces of /b/ Thread, Lord and Savior Jesus Baltar reporting in.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New Faces of /b/ Thread, Lord and Savior Jesus Baltar reporting in.
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>>675760421
m'lord
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i hate myself
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>>675760499

*tips cringecap* m'son of god
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>>675760421
Damn Sawn of Gawd
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>>675760570
Real question; are you autistic? I need to know why you keep doing this.
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>>675760711
Dammit Daniel, always with those Lion's Dens.

#christianmeme #live4god
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>>675760807
Got eem
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>>675760720
i think i'm definitely on the autism spectrum. i get really good grades in school and i'm insanely good at remembering certain things despite being really fucking retarded in general.
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I know I'm a faggot, but luckily for me, all you guys are faggots too, so its all ok.
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>>675760945
10/10 Would chop mutton, bub.
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>>675760887
stop
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>>675760833
Shur the fuck up, Jimmy
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>>675760945
>that tv

and the suicidal thoughts are back full force
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>>675760908
I don't think you're retarded in general but there's some real deep-seated anxiety going on with you. Have a therapist?
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>>675761023
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>>675761082
Explain
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greetings commrades!
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>>675761019
Stephen
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>>675761099
yeah but i stopped going a year ago

i'd say my anxiety is actually down since then but sadness is way up
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>>675761224
Holy shit it's communist me.
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>>675761019
Thanks Jesus. Sorry you gotta die in 12 hours though, at least you have a bitchin beard though.

>>675761082
Aw come on, Mega Man 3 wasn't hat bad.
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>>675761251
What's a Stephen.
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>>675760570
Lose a hundred pounds and you'll look like a normal slav instead of a fat one.
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>>675761224
Wait, are we suppose to be putting up the most cringeworthy pictures of ourselves? cuz that was specified.
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Punk rock master Jeff reporting in
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>>675761184
it gave me a little glimpse into your life. watching grainy anime by yourself in a cheap room that smells like sadness and cum. this is not how humans were meant to live.
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>>675761317
It's even better in this pic.

The grey is makeup powder shit, I'm not that old.

But yeah, what the fuck is good about Good Friday.
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>>675761449
>punk
You look like a tumblr muse
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>>675760421
Hi Jesus.
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Rate me
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>>675760887
you fags didn't even save his pencil dick therefore this meme is useless because all the captions refer to his dick no one will ever see. failed meme
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>>675761475
>this is not how humans were meant to live.

Different anon but says who? Some people don't mind it.
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That's odd, because I don't go on tumblr, I'm going for more of a pink look, with a half shaved head.
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ayye
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>>675761416
Jesus taking the first step. You ready for this, boys? I like to call this one m'atey.
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>>675761583
Wtf 4chan, why did it flip? Ah well.
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>>675761475
>grainy anime

Thats a fucking NES retard.
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Rate me.
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>>675761734
Ohhhh nice, but i think I got one cringyier.
To top it off, I just used the word "cringier" Look at that, couldn't even bother to be consistent with my misspellings.
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>>675761497
Damn that does look pretty sick.

Something something fulfilling the old testament. Its also good because it technically means lent is over and your able to do what you gave up again.
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>>675761948
You remind me of my best friend.
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>>675761948
Lemme one up you my guy.

Eddie looking on point though.
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>>675761945
more corn syrup with red dye faggot 6/10
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>>675762143
Damn, I'd feel bad for the fucker who is stuck with me as a best friend.

>>675762227

hmmm idk anon, its pretty close but I don't think thats as bad.
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>>675762344
Barber: What you need?
You: Gimme that Battlestar Ace Pilot, frakker.
Barber: So say no more.
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>>675762235 #

Oddly enough that was a picture for an album, "watch as I preform my own tracheotamy"
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>>675762382
Didn't want to have to use this.
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>>675762601
Fuck… You win. That doesn't even look like its full tang.
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>>675762752
My guy this was a made in china 'katana' i convinced my mom to buy me for my 18th birthday.

I regret EVERYTHING about it, and yet, here I am, wishing I was that young again.

Fuck.
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>>675760421
HERE COMES THE SUN TUDUDUDU
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Cringiest...5 years ago
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>>675761704
Ayyyyye
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>>675762601
go solve some xfiles /b/ro
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>>675762601
>>675762888

Hold on. I think I found something that can top that… behold me at 15.
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Here's another cringe....more.....recent......
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>>675763098
I like to call this 'I should have brought a real gun and also reevalute my life choices in this outfit'.
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5'10" 132 lbs the ribs on my chest are visible but my cheeks are fat fuck my life fam
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>>675763478
Caprica 6? Is that you?
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>>675763478
Bruh you look fine
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>>675763478
Female?
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Do I really look like that much of a fuccboi?
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>>675763709
You actually don't. Who told you that?
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>>675763665
no it's so groce when i smile. thank you though i can take good pictures

>>675763682
yes
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>>675763709
A fucklad, at worst.
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It does not look gross when you smile! YOU LOOK FUCKIBG GORGEOUS! This might sound weird but you reming me of this one porn star, heily Leigh.
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>>675763784
My ex used to call me a fuckboy a shit ton, and when I used tinder my matches would always call me one
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>>675763471
>almost touching a girl there.
kek I would have sold my sole to be in that close of a proximity.

btw, your not the only one who can cosplay.
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>>675763806
I would become your chair, just to have your presumed ass in my face.

I assume you have an ass.
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>>675763848
>tfw teenage boy face for life
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>>675763983
Do you ever wear a flat-brimmed cap?
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>>675760421

I would never post my face, but you look like you're supposed to be famous. Go play an instrument until they let you into movies.
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>>675760570

Are you crying? Can you say yes for screencap/cringe?
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>>675760807

Pretty sure that's my dog. Lol
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>>675764078
My brothers gotten me like 6, I wore em a little when my hair was longer and blonde, but otherwise I avoid hats altogether
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>>675760945

The knuckle thing was the only thing that got me. Get rid of the knuckle thing.
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>>675764109
Thanks my guy.
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>>675761224

Why is everyone bearded?
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>>675764301
which? I have like 3 knuckle things.
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>>675760570
lol u should
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>>675761449

It's like a brazilian gay. You look identical to this boychick that tried to pick me up when I was on vacation with my friends in Brazil.
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>>675763984
My guy, I used to even sometimes TOUCH THEM.
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>>675763961
Hahaha that's great anon thanks :~D
mia khalifa was so cute until she destroyed her boobs
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>>675763923
This is all I see
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>>675761182
stop IT SERIOUSLY!
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>>675764572
Her boobs look great still.
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>>675761621
vagina ear/10
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>>675763923
Also, do you have jaundice?
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>>675764423 #

That's actually crazy that you somehow ran into my doppelganger at some point in your life.....the hair and everything?
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>>675764606
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>>675762344
Munch on that pussy/10
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>>675764465
You are making me do this anon… just admit defeat.
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A bit overdone quite honestly. Gay guy did my hair today
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>>675764579
Haha funny as fuck
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>>675764798
omfg i should have never come to this site....how do i report him!!
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>>675764935
You look great.
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>>675764572 #

Tbh I never really watched much of her stuff. I've hear of her a lot.

I prefer this girl piper perri, I don't usually like thin girls, but she is "jizz in my pants" material.
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>>675765052
This actually made me laugh harder than it should have.
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>>675764895
A cringe to surpass CringeGear.
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>>675764715
I dont think i do
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>>675764935>>675764935
Damn, I'd eat that ass like groceries.
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>>675765052
I don't think it's a rule violation buddy
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>>675764935
yea its a little too much face, i needz to see itz :3
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>>675765156
Well you pretty much won the cringe battle with this.
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>>675765156
Thats it, your making me go into my fucking comics that i would draw.
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sup /b/tards
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>>675760421
I pray to you every night, senpai.
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>>675765270
dude take my pic off this site! this is not facebook people are probably jerking off to me right now... come on man just delete the pics
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>>675765131
its not funny! your going to fucking jail if you dont stop posting my pics
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>>675764935
Now I'm not gay but I'd do that hair
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>>675765317
E>>675765430

First off, I can't do that, once it's in 4chan you can never take it off unroll it reaches the 10 page and passes into the next dimension. people probobly have it saved. this is the world largest message board where anyone can post anything. should've thought twice man.
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>>675765352
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>>675761621
at least you know how to wear a tie properly in terms of length. try slim fit shirt with a belt and shave your chin
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>>675765318
I had to take a new reaction for that.

The fuck, m8?
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>>675765566
Nice wubbalubbadub-dubs
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>>675765566
Checked and kekked
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>>675765181
Lookin a little yellow anon. See a doc asap.
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>>675765068
Well thank you. Sucks that i cant do my own hair though so once i was it ill be back to basic lol
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>>675760570
I like your nose
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>>675765733
Me being retarded at 17. Im sure I'll be saying the same thing about myself in another 6 years.
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>>675760570
But I love you anon
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>>675765886
We all were there.

I still use my 8th grade OCs names for online accounts.
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Some cringe OC
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rate me
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>>675765890
You did a great job pulling of the Brussels bombings
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>>675765610
im fooling around man thats not even me xD
youve been TROLLED!
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>>675765890

You're like the brown-skinned ideal me.

Hero Quality shit there, man. Jesus approves.
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5am jelly of yall beards
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Don't scream
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>>675765994
That bridge should be falling down on your fucking Armin fucking hair.
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>>675765961
Im having trouble saying things coherently now, So here is just more cringe shit i did. Im surprised i can still do the captchyas
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>>675762601
I know who this faggot is irl, he marred some weeaboo chick, then get got fat as fuuuckkkkk. The last I saw his weeaboo wife, she was fucking some other dude.
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>>675761317
In 12 hours?

Christ died on Passover and then arose again 3 days later.

That would be Thursday.

You can not count three days from Friday to Sunday.

Ishtar and "Good Friday" are foolish holidays created by foolish men in funny hats who can not count.
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>>675766368
married*
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>>675766341
Did the cringe kill you?
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>>675766399
Not quit yet, I still have some cringe in me.
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>>675760570
Stop. If you put as much energy into loving yourself as you do hating yourself, youd be happy. Faggot.
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>>675766222
Checked you cuck
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>>675766368
I got married? I mean, I did get pretty fat. And I exclusively date weaboos.
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>>675766396
>fixes typo on /b/
>4am
>gtfo gingercunt
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Fuck this I'm going to sleep. Night /b/.
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>>675766399
BAM! double wammy. more shitty OC comics I made.
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>>675767148
goodnight cupcake
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>>675766357
Can we see your shirtless or naked?
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>>675767152
I mean, that's like a 4/10 on the punscale. Not awful, but nothing grate. Bit cheesy. You could do cheddar if you tried, but you might want to leave the puns provAlone. Sound gouda? I mean, unless you can muenster the nerve to try and swing and maybe this time not swiss.
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Help us kill the rat once and for all.
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>>675760421
Marry me.
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>>675766595
Exclusively dating slopes = not being able to get a decent white chick
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Fuck all of you
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>>675767426
urk… cant give into the cringe… must keep dishing it out...
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>>675767714
At least my slopes are slippery when wet.

>>675767690
Maybe. Post pics and the Lord shall consider it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFnsGIc0I8
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>>675767814
YOU WIN PLS
HAVE MERCY
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>>675768005
Next time, Pompadon't.
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>>675768128
Thank God.
Fuck, that was the most fun I had on /b/ for awhile. Shit i didn't realize I use to have alot of fun in life.
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So, what are my /b/ros drinking tonight? Got some 1930~something Scots Whisky.
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get high for jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikvTBsnvoh4
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>>675768439
Water
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>>675768439

-Heavy breathing.-
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>>675767894
Post said 'new faces'.

Can't play <\3

Still wanna marry u.
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>>675768646
Bottle's like 3-600 depending on quality and openness. It was sealed when I acquired it, but it's been 2 years and I've had a splash with a few friends. The last 3/4, I think, is being saved for some time.

It tastes like the world before The Big One.
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>>675768774

You can post old faces too.
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>>675768439
Milk
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>>675768947
Tell me more.
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>>675768947
im not here to look pretty for you fagboi
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DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!
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I'm bored and tired enough for this camwhoreing
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>>675768947
Fucking liar
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>>675769628
Pls dont
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>>675769707

Is it the sideways? Its the sideways isnt it.
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>>675768898

Nah, my pics are too weird.

At least I tried (¿)
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plz no bully
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>>675769830
Also, wtf is doing that draw in there. XD
Fucking cellphone. Stahp.
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>>675769830
Damn that's actually pretty good. Good weight on the bewbs.

And fuck, post the weirdest you got.
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>>675770081
There you are.

Old face, old pic.

Pls mercy
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no bully
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>>675768005
Where's Trump when you need him
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>>675770648
The LORD approves. Excuse the shitty camera. And my supercloseup. I'm slightly tipsy and recovering from some illness.
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>>675771031
Senpai noticed me.

I shall now die in peace.
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