New Faces of /b/ Thread, Lord and Savior Jesus Baltar reporting in.
*tips cringecap* m'son of god
i think i'm definitely on the autism spectrum. i get really good grades in school and i'm insanely good at remembering certain things despite being really fucking retarded in general.
I know I'm a faggot, but luckily for me, all you guys are faggots too, so its all ok.
10/10 Would chop mutton, bub.
It's even better in this pic.
The grey is makeup powder shit, I'm not that old.
But yeah, what the fuck is good about Good Friday.
Jesus taking the first step. You ready for this, boys? I like to call this one m'atey.
Ohhhh nice, but i think I got one cringyier.
To top it off, I just used the word "cringier" Look at that, couldn't even bother to be consistent with my misspellings.
Damn that does look pretty sick.
Something something fulfilling the old testament. Its also good because it technically means lent is over and your able to do what you gave up again.
Lemme one up you my guy.
Eddie looking on point though.
Barber: What you need?
You: Gimme that Battlestar Ace Pilot, frakker.
Barber: So say no more.
Didn't want to have to use this.
My guy this was a made in china 'katana' i convinced my mom to buy me for my 18th birthday.
I regret EVERYTHING about it, and yet, here I am, wishing I was that young again.
Hold on. I think I found something that can top that… behold me at 15.
I like to call this 'I should have brought a real gun and also reevalute my life choices in this outfit'.
5'10" 132 lbs the ribs on my chest are visible but my cheeks are fat fuck my life fam
Caprica 6? Is that you?
no it's so groce when i smile. thank you though i can take good pictures
>almost touching a girl there.
kek I would have sold my sole to be in that close of a proximity.
btw, your not the only one who can cosplay.
I would become your chair, just to have your presumed ass in my face.
I assume you have an ass.
My guy, I used to even sometimes TOUCH THEM.
You are making me do this anon… just admit defeat.
A bit overdone quite honestly. Gay guy did my hair today
Tbh I never really watched much of her stuff. I've hear of her a lot.
I prefer this girl piper perri, I don't usually like thin girls, but she is "jizz in my pants" material.
This actually made me laugh harder than it should have.
A cringe to surpass CringeGear.
Thats it, your making me go into my fucking comics that i would draw.
First off, I can't do that, once it's in 4chan you can never take it off unroll it reaches the 10 page and passes into the next dimension. people probobly have it saved. this is the world largest message board where anyone can post anything. should've thought twice man.
I had to take a new reaction for that.
The fuck, m8?
We all were there.
I still use my 8th grade OCs names for online accounts.
im fooling around man thats not even me xD
youve been TROLLED!
You're like the brown-skinned ideal me.
Hero Quality shit there, man. Jesus approves.
That bridge should be falling down on your fucking Armin fucking hair.
Im having trouble saying things coherently now, So here is just more cringe shit i did. Im surprised i can still do the captchyas
In 12 hours?
Christ died on Passover and then arose again 3 days later.
That would be Thursday.
You can not count three days from Friday to Sunday.
Ishtar and "Good Friday" are foolish holidays created by foolish men in funny hats who can not count.
Did the cringe kill you?
Not quit yet, I still have some cringe in me.
Stop. If you put as much energy into loving yourself as you do hating yourself, youd be happy. Faggot.
I got married? I mean, I did get pretty fat. And I exclusively date weaboos.
BAM! double wammy. more shitty OC comics I made.
I mean, that's like a 4/10 on the punscale. Not awful, but nothing grate. Bit cheesy. You could do cheddar if you tried, but you might want to leave the puns provAlone. Sound gouda? I mean, unless you can muenster the nerve to try and swing and maybe this time not swiss.
urk… cant give into the cringe… must keep dishing it out...
At least my slopes are slippery when wet.
Maybe. Post pics and the Lord shall consider it.
So, what are my /b/ros drinking tonight? Got some 1930~something Scots Whisky.
get high for jesus
Bottle's like 3-600 depending on quality and openness. It was sealed when I acquired it, but it's been 2 years and I've had a splash with a few friends. The last 3/4, I think, is being saved for some time.
It tastes like the world before The Big One.
0/10 fucking disgusting. I had too many lines or I would of tagged all the rest of you fags.
Nah, my pics are too weird.
At least I tried (¿)
Damn that's actually pretty good. Good weight on the bewbs.
And fuck, post the weirdest you got.
There you are.
Old face, old pic.
The LORD approves. Excuse the shitty camera. And my supercloseup. I'm slightly tipsy and recovering from some illness.