Greetings my brothers. Gather forth and I shall read a passage of you from the Book of 4chan, gospel of Snacks.
Gospel of Snacks 19
It came to pass that moot and his anonymous disciples and all his moderators then came unto the land without topic, which is called /b/. And in that land was there much chaos, but indeed verily moot had declared it necessary to stand. In this land moot and his anons came across a harlot who was very angered, as she wast wronged by a lover. And she came unto the anons begging for help, for verily hadst she heard the stories of what they had done. But moot went unto her saying "Woman, we shalt help thee verily, but thou must first present thine breasts unto us." And at once the harlot took out an image which depicted breasts, and asked once again for help. But moot became angered and rebuked her saying "Woman, dost thou deem this acceptable? For without Timestamp, this image be as worthless as the /n/ board! If thou shalt not present thine timestamped image, then get thee hence!". And the harlot thus presented unto them her breasts, along with a Timestamp, and lo wast she helped!
Your English is stupid. I hate you already.
just your daily reminder that moot is faggot