Fuck me sideways. 28 y/o Alabama anon here - my best friends sister just turned 16. Just tested positive.. I absolutely 100% I'm only guys she's been with. She refuses to talk abortion. How fucked am I ? She looks ok but I think my BF and her parents are going to fucking kill me. Any bright ideas /b?
So true - would have never fucked her but it just kind of happened. We were smoking a bowl and she caught me looking at her feet. I have a huge foot fetish. We started fooling around and next thing I know she rubbing her pussy on my dick. We started with just the tip but she started bleeding and she locked her legs around my ass. It's kind of gross but the blood felt so amazing.
Not so simple to just leave. I just had my house trailer moved to a new lot and there a years lease on it. Her dad is at Kilby prison for a drug charge but my BF is in college at Tuscaoosa (Roll Tide motherfuckers). Brandy looks good but she's fucking 16 and has no idea how hard life is. She wants to go to Cosmo school to cut hair. I'm just getting my life started as a basic EMT hopefully yo go on to Paramedic. Have no clue what to do.
>>675732721 Dude you are 28. Sack up. You own trailer... are emit be a good man. And take care of her. She can got learn to cut hair. You can choose a good life. If you leave her and your baby your life is fucked. Be a man sack up and take care of her.
Having a child is the absolute worst reason ever to get married and play house. 1st kid OP? K now you know where they come from. Don't fuck up like this again. Pay support and don't fuckin let some bitch and her kid ruin your life. >IM A FIRM BELIEVER IN A MANS RIGHT TO CHOOSE! IF YOUR CUNT AND STINKY HOLE ALONG WITH YOUR RANCID WOMB OF A WHORE HAS CHOICES THAN I SHOULD HAVE THE CHOICE OF OPTING OUT OF PARENTING/SUPPORTING THE SELFISH LITTLE FUCKED UP BRAT.
When you think about it, it would make America great again if men had the right to opt out. Bitches would quit shitting out their welfare checks, men would be happier and less oppressed, especially white men.
Sorry guys I think you are missing the point. Basically she was at my trailer waiting for her mom to get home (next door). I started admiring her feet. Gave her a foot massage. She said I could kiss her toes if I wanted... I asked if I could kiss her lips as well. Yep. Got her shirt off - swear to Christ guys PUFFY nipples - I mean like the nipples were almost bigger than the boobs.. WTF...had those things in my mouth. Then she pulled out my dick. I'm not exactly huge but she went down on me.. A few minutes passed and I was going down on her. Her pussy was kind of rank but she had been in gym class and had to run that day. We started rubbing my dick on her clit and then we just put the tip in - one thing led to another and I got a bit excited I noticed blood on my dick and she said this was her first time. She locked her legs and the blood feeling and smell made me cum buckets. I immediately felt bad about it and asked her to leave. I have fucked her 4 times since then... Always after school. She is now texting me non stop and wants me to take her to her first OB/GYN appointment. I told her that her mom can put me in jail... But she says her mom likes me... I'm so fucked.
I like the way you think brother first piece of solid advice in this entire thread. Here's the problem... I'm afraid Brandys mom will have me arrested if I don't accept responsibility. Her mother works at one of those check cashing / title loan stores so she makes ok money but I kinda doubt she wants to raise another kid. Her and Brandy don't get along very well.
>>675736167 Brandy is now yours. Her Mom will be proud of her young son in law that's done better for her daughter already then she's ever done. Be the man your an EMT. Take care o that girl, your baby and have a good, great life.
Just out of curiosity - do you think it's possible to not be a virgin and still have a partial intact hymen thing. I mean she bled that night - a lot. She messed up my couch real bad but she told me one time that she had fooled around with this other guy from her school. I'm 90% sure it's a half nigger drug dealer that hangs around the trailer park. She denies it but jail or not if I find out she sucked off a nigger I Will never speak to the hitch again - kid or not. I hate Niggerlovers.
>>675732721 >>675732721 >Not so simple to just leave. I just had my house trailer moved to a new lot and there a years lease on it. Her dad is at Kilby prison for a drug charge but my BF is in college at Tuscaoosa (Roll Tide motherfuckers). Brandy looks good but she's fucking 16 and has no idea how hard life is. She wants to go to Cosmo school to cut hair. I'm just getting my life started as a basic EMT hopefully yo go on to Paramedic. Have no clue what to do.
>>675728234 op... lookup Pennyroyal tea... get some... then.... call her over. give her some tea from the dried leaf. rub her back with some pennyroyal oil and coconut oil mixed together. make her dinner. sit down and watch a movie. repeat until induced abortion. never speak to her again.
OP Here - thanks for the chat. I'm getting out of her now as I have to work in morning. Still have no fucking clue what to do about all this and in case you are wondering - this is absolutely real. Learn from my fuck ups - wear a condom. Oh and I'll leave you with one more thing that I didn't mention hut I know you guys are going to love.... I unfortunately got Herpes last year. I don't have an outbreak currently but Brandy doesn't know. I swear guys it just can't get any worse.
I want you to read this closely, really mull it over.
You can get things on track for now. Take care of her, take care of the baby, be supportive overall. Don't jump the gun and get married. As long as you don't get too emotionally involved and distance yourself a little with your work this shouldn't be too hard. Keep it on level. I'm not saying don't love her, just don't treat it like it's the end all be all. This leads me to my next point...
It's going to end. There's no avoiding it. She hasn't even matured yet, and when she does she is going to change. Probably 5-6 years. Nothing you can do is going to wow her into revisualizing you at that point short of a ring, and all things considered that probably won't cut i. She is going to realize how you both fucked up and it should never have happened. She's not going to want to look at you anymore. Your only saving grace will be how good of a father and partner you were through those years. Maybe she won't ruin you. Maybe you'll get to continue being a father.
>>675728234 Grew up in Mississippi. First long term girlfriend (6 years) was devout christian family. Constantly worried bout getting her pregnant bec. she was the type you wouldnt do anything if her momma told her not to (Cept for fucking like Grape Ape, hypocrite slut) Do this, talk to her private, tell her you will pay for abortion. Fucking tell her you love her blah blah, just try to brainwash her into getting an abortion. Chances are, if she Alabama and devout christian she can be brainwashed. Best fucking luck. If all else fails do something stupid like get her drunk one night and tell her in the morning "holy shit babe, you drank last night, the kid will be 100% no doubt fucking retarded just from having one drink. Then cut shit off with that dumb whore pronto. She can be persuaded, just dont stop trying. From one bro to another, you can convince her eventually. Then break shit off with the stupid 16 year old whore who actually wants to keep her fetus. Dont let up, as soon as she starts crying and you see a glimmer of hope of her changing her mind call planned parenthood and schedule it for TODAY. Do not wait on hour more than you have to. As soon as you break her down, get it done. The very minute. Do not wait until tomorrow. God Speed.
>>675740899 Sweet check my dubs. Seriously not fucking trolling you. Try every trick use every insecure thing about her to convince her. You WILL. She will eventually start crying and talking about what it will be like if she DOES get abortion. That very fucking second get it done. Make an appointment. Do anything you can to make her less reluctant to backing out. Make it seem like it was her decision, schedule that abortion, once you do she will be 50% more likely of following through. Take the lead, be forceful. Maybe she will resent you, but you will not be a child support paying fag for the rest of your life. God Speed.
>>675740899 Bumping my own advice bec. feels for anon. Been with devout southern dumb ass whore. Play her emotions. Break her down. You can if you try hard enough. Do it. Be harsh, be mean. she may very well resent you, but you will be doing you both a favor. Seriously dont overlook my advice. Best way to do it (punching her in the stomach advice is bullshit) Best way to do it is to break her down and brainwash her. Then take the lead, schedule it, tell her she cant back out. Fuck tell her you have a lawyer (she may be looking for that typical southern whore easy way out thru child support) DO NOT LET UP. EVERY SECOND OF EVERY FUCKING DAY TRY TO BREAK HER DOWN.
>>675742552 Heres is one more advice from me. You might have to play into her selfishness (good chance shes a typical southern who looking for child support and a gov. dole) Tell her this. "Babe, I been doing crack a few times lately, I didnt want to tell you bec. I love you but our baby will be born retarted. Do you have any idea how much it costs for the medical attention an baby like that would need? Welfare wouldnt cover it. We would both have to get full time jobs. Look babe, if you get an abortion I promise ill quit the crack and we can have another kid in a few years. You will be poor all your life if you carry this baby full term. I love you I want you to have my baby. But we need to try again later. You know you the chances of him being normal are slim to none. Could you live with that on your consience? I love you babe and want you to have my baby. But this isnt the way. I'm calling planned parenthood tonight. Lets just get this over with" Then fucking break off with the gold digger typical southern welfare/ child support riding bitch. GOD SPEED ANON.
>>675744220 Please Please all anons check my advice. I been in a similar situation (was a false alarm). Please, dont discount my advice. Save my text for the future.>>675742552 >>675741767 >>675740899 Please anons, theres not much life advice I can give. But seriously consider mine if ever in that situation.
>>675744526 Dated mississippi whore who tried to pull the same shit. I know what I'm talking about. They are looking for the welfare and child support. Brainwash that whore. Check all my advices. and God Speed.>>675744691
>>675728234 >I absolutely 100% I'm only guys she's been with. Poor grammar aside, you're 100% not. That sweet innocent little girl could've have been spit roasted by 20 niggers one night and you'd never fucking know. Get a paternity test if she tries to trap your ass. If it's you, sorry bro. lol
>>675745841 >>675745653 People here are not reading my advice. I promise mine has the best LEGAL bet of getting bitch to abort. Falcon punches and posisoning are not the way to go. Checkem. Your best bet is mental games. Seriously read my replies. Starting with this one.>>675744220 and finish with these.>>675742552 >>675741767 >>675740899
>>675746651 Your advice is retarded. It's way easier to slip massive amounts of vitamin c into the girl's kool-aid than it is to convince her of that shit. Plus, once the fetus is gone, she's free to be someone else's problem, if she wants to get knocked up again.
What are you tripping about exactly...about having a baby, not wanting a baby, stachetory rape? Are you positive about age of consent there? Here in Washington state it's 16 years old with no age difference laws.
>>675746931 Really, and you think her docs wouldnt fucking see a huge amount of Vitamin C in her blood. They will follow that up. It amounts to poisioning. Is vitamin C even a fool proof plan. Bec. I'm pretty much sure convincing the bitch to get an abortion is a more legal and sure fire way of dealing with it. You dont think her docs are going to find an ungodly amount of vitamin C in her blood? They are going to take one look at that tox screen and start asking her what the fuck shes been eating. Then the police will get involved. Stop being 13. Dont fucking drug the bitch. Brainwash her. Its totally do-able. and legal.
Well now that you've been cocktrapped, the only thing left to do is Falcon-Punch!
Seriously, you're both in for a shitty life. You're going to be stuck at whatever shitty job you're at now trying to provide for your new family and will have absolutely no time to yourself between raising a kid and working at your job.
Your babymama is 16 for chrissake. Calling her "immature" would be an understatement. After she spits out the kid, she's going to have to drop out of school and basically make no money until she has time (a couple years later) to get a GED, and even then college or even a technical school will be a distant dream. Since she'll be so busy raising the kid, she'll basically be a socially stunted 16 year old for years to come. And unless you are both ready to be the kind, loving parents it takes to raise a good kid, (I don't know about you, but your 16 year old bride definitely isn't, or won't be when she sees how much fun all her friends who didn't get preggers are having in a couple of years), the kid you produce will be a fucked up trashy brat who will go no further than either of you ever did, and its only life accomplishment will be producing even more trashy brats to replace it, just as you two did.
This is why the south is such a fucked up place. Because supposedly Jesus said abortion is bad somewhere in the Bible, so you have a bunch of people fucking and refusing to get an abortion because it might cause a tornado or some dumb shit, so they try to romanticize the notion of playing house without considering that maybe they are not emotionally mature enough, or even at at a good place in their life to support a child so the kid ends up growing up to be a fucked up, sociopathic halfwit, just like its parents.
Uncut here. I have so much sensation that I prefer to fuck my gf slowly. Always masturbated rubbing with nice fabrics like satin and it has always been fucking awesome. I cum liters. I also have minor phimosis but it doesn't bother me at all, no pain, no nothing.
Where I live, being cut is a sign of being jew. We always joke about it. I don't really think there's too much difference so don't believe the ones saying you had a part of you taken away. It's just more sensitive, that´s it. I think cut guys can achieve the same sensation but have to rub more.
>>675749030 >>675748777 >>675747924 >>675746931 >>675746651 All these falcon punch and poison her threads are giving me diabetes. Seriously, check my advice. You can do what I said. It take a large mental commitment, but if you have half a brain it wont be hard to encourage a 16 year old alabama whore to abort. You can do it. Brainwash that bitch into aborting. Dont fucking poision her, dont fucking falcon punch her. Play on her selfish emotions.>>675744220
>>675749030 Don't listen to this faggot, having kids isn't bad, just deal with it. Better for you to cooperate than have her file for child support, then you are fucked. If you can convince her to NOT PUT YOUR NAME ON BIRTH CERTIFICATE that would be huge in the eyes of the law if you are trying to not be involved. When the baby pops out, I'd go to the store and buy a paternity test...they aren't that expensive
>>675744220 Ive said my piece, Hope best for anon. Coming from Mississippi (Alabama's neighbor) That 16 year old cunt is hoping for welfare and child support. Gotta play on her selfishness. But good luck man. Falcon punch and poision her if you gotta, but I think my approach has the best bet. You could brainwash that bitch into aborting. I done it. God Speed never the less. I gotta eject from this thread bec. all the falcon punch replies are giving me liver failure.
OP i had a similar situation - no baby involved but i was banging a girl who was 2 months short of being legal (17) when i was in my mid 20s, parents and friends knew and everyone liked me and approved, her parents offered for me to stay over whenever i wanted. About a year later i dumped her to chase a hotter chick and everyone turned on me, went to cops, and i got caught. In hindsight i brought it on myself of course.
Your #1 job is to keep her happy. If you piss off her or her mom and they go to the cops, you may have troubles. Especially if she has saved messages between you, etc. Age of the baby according to doctors along with DNA test would also be solid evidence. So, stay with her, treat her (and your baby) well, and keep her happy. If she leaves you, fine, but don't leave her without being prepared for a shitstorm. And if you guys stay together and raise your kid, well, worse things have happened, right?
>>675736167 Which explains why your best friend's sister wanted to get pregnant. It's her golden ticket away from her mom.
You do NOT want to be involved with that scene.
Abortion, abortion, abortion. The girl is 16. She doesn't even know what her favorite food will be in 10 years from now. She has no clue about anything yet, other than she's known you her whole life, so you'd make a good daddy to support her as she escapes her home and jumps feet first into being "an adult".
16 is way too young for kids, even if she has a confused 25 to 28 year old EMT whose friend of identical age would only be at Alabama if he served a couple of hitches in the armed services.
You better talk to her mom and get on the same page as one way or another, you are screwed. But if your little anxious 16 year old baby cooker keeps it, you, her, and her mom will be super uber screwed.
So man up, and stock helping a 16 year old get high so she can climb on you and get pregnant to escape her teen life with mom. And remember, always wrap your rascal if you don't want your cumsleeve getting pregnant. Or just get yourself a 2D wife and an onahole and be truly safe, lonely neckbeard.
Betcha wish you wore one of these now. Enjoy watching your formerly cute (if not a bit underage) hottie slowly turn into a fat, obsessed, shrieking hellbeast. Enjoy things like "getting enough sleep" and "having fun" while you still can.
>>675738014 It's possible for women who've fucked 30 guys to still bleed when you fuck them. It just depends on the physical organs involved.
She could have also bled a lot because she was on her period. Girls are extra horny when they are bleeding, and they are extra fertile. It's the mess they make when they are on their period that make most girls not want to fuck, even though they are extra horny. Most fine the mess embarrassing.
She may have just been on the rag. In fact, most girls barely bleed when you pop their cherry. But they will bleed a lot all over when you fuck them and they are having their period.
>>675728234 You could sneak a few abortion pills in her food or drink. But please do this sooner in pregnancy. Any later and you could fuck the child's birth up which is even worse when the kid has to live with disorders because of you.
>>675754585 I am kekking so fucking hard. reason its so funny is because its so fucking true. White trash whore is only keeping the baby bec. of welfare and child support laws. Keks my fucking sides out. Knew a girl (dated all my best friends) in highschool. She was suddenly pregnant like 20+times till the guy would break up with her then she would magically have a miscarrige. KEks all day long. Bitch even said to me once (no lie) "Hey anon if this doesnt work out with your best fucking friend would you ever consider marrying me?" Honest to god, I was like 17 at the time and she was probably 14. Dont fuck with them southern welfare whores. You done goofed OP.
>>675740899 >>675744220 >>675754847 Anon here, who is trying to give best advice. Play on her selfishness. AKA >she will never have money >Retarded kid is super expensive >welfare and child support wont cover it >Can you live with that on your consience girl? >TELL HER you are scheduling the abortion, dont ask >She starts crying, thats when you know you hit pay dirt >Tell her you love her and want to have a baby soon, but not right now >Break it off as soon as she aborts >you can brainwash that stupid cunt, just try hard, try often, and dont give up.
>>675758491 Trust me 100% anon. She is not keeping this fetus for religious reasons. She is keeping for welfare and child support reasons. You can talk the whore into an abortion if you put 2 hours of planning into what you are going to say. As soon as she starts crying, you know shes considering it, then take the lead, schedule it, tell her she cant back out, force and brainwash that whore into doing it, she will, I promise. Then break all fucking contact with that southern welfare queen. Live, Profit, Dont fuck up that bad again.
>>675758491 Best advice right here OP. Go with this approach. And BREAK IT THE FUCK OFF AFTERWARDS. Dont go fucking with a welfare queen. I dont care how much you love her or how much you think she has changed and become an honest truthful woman. BREAK IT OFF AS SOON AS SHE ABORTS AND NEVER LOOK BACK. You done GOOFED OP. Count your losses, brainwash that whore into aborting, and never ever in ten million years ever text her, call her, or see her. You almost just got cucked hard. You wanna pay for a fucking kid of the girl whos fucking 20 guys a week? Convince her to abort, cut off all contact. If you are unsure of how to do that, re read some of my advice posts.
>>675729228 Gayest answer in the thread right here. Cucking oneself to an unwanted larva is not manning up, it's being a faggot. You can get out of this OP. Make it clear to the bitch that she's too young to have a kid and you'll never be a father.
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