Look, i want to make this up and clear. I am madly in love with you. Though what i might say is strange. I have a fetish for inserting calculators in girl's asses. I understand it's weird, but i don't care. I just want to put a calculator up your ass. My fetish started when i was 7, when i accidentally sat on a calculator. Although i was 7, and it hurt, i liked it. I tried it every weekend and am still doing it. I've seen some porn of women masturbating with dildos, but that was the closest i could get to hard. I could find almost no porn on that fetish, but I came after just looking at the ones i saw. I know its weird, but would you want to come over to have me shove a calculator up your ass?