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http://youtu.be/2C1LeQbDxhM what the fuck is asmr

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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what the fuck is asmr
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Derrick ftw
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She's disgusting but... you know rule 34...
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>>675679820
ASMR is usually just women talking into a microphone trying to give you the chills and tingling feelings. Sometimes its enjoyable when you want to relax and when you find the right video/youtuber
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>>675679820
Audio/Visual things make you tingly, but not in a sexual way...
Y'know, like when you get goosbumps, except for some reason we're calling it asmr because it has some consitency and occurs most of the time with (x) stuff...
Fucking hell I hate people.
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I'm liking the video that kid is a satirical God
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>>675679820
>Edward Johnson
Even his name is gay
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>>675679958
suicides shouldn't be counted.
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>>675683553
why not a social experiment?
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>>675680761
If only derrick managed to cut her wrist
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>>675683928
maybe he has by now
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>>675683465
At least if he ever wants some pussy, he can fuck himself.
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>>675679820
I'm a little chilly. Need some blinding rage to warm me up.
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>>675684783
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Watching somebody attentively execute a mundane task such as folding towels triggers these sensitive fucks. Why can't we just throw our weak off a cliff to protect the gene pool?
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>>675683393
Why?
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>>675685189
because suicide isn't something forced upon men. It's something they willingly choose to do. In the same way we shouldn't count the wage gap because it's largely based on women's choices and not discrimination of any sort.
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>>675680345
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I'm new to 4chan. I'm working right now, but want to look at this thread later. Does the thread stay around or does it auto delete?
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>>675685455
good point
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>>675685751
>There's nothing special about me and nobody treats me like a delicate flower
>wat do
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>>675680299
rhinos have 2 horns thus they will be a bicorn
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>>675686098
Don't try to assign Rhino orientations, cis scum.
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>>675685751
makes me supreme rage.
being disabled is not fun in the least. I would trade places with her ugly ass in an instant.

I'd rather be able bodied and ugly than crippled
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A gold mine of original content
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>>675686098
Not all rhinos; some have one.
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>>675684783
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>>675680642
We should get the employer info and fucking bombard them. I don't care if it's a year or ten years old. They fucked up.
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>>675680400
No way she really said that because it's remotely funny.
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>>675681372
Get a native american woman.
Just sit there and eat cupcakes all day for free with her.
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>>675686385
>fantasises about being wheelchair bound
>ready to PAY a surgeon to make it happen
>"I can't afford to make the house suitable"
>still walks until her car. Her not disabled-accessible car.
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>>675685510
This kills the girl
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>>675686773
Did you read what she said about it? The employer COULDN'T keep her there because those fucks made her a liability; She forgave her boss for it. There needs to be some solution to this digital lynching practice though. I can't even imagine being the victim of that kind of faggotry.
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>>675686676
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>>675687934
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>>675685510
Want to know something really entertaining? All stupidity and "differentiated products" and "you can just buy the male version" aside, the reason why this even began?

Diversity in management really started kicking off in marketing when people realized that diversity had real benefits - women could design marketing that aimed towards other women far more effectively, and women did most of the shopping so this raised sales. Because marketing towards women attracted more sales, women-centric products could be designed/marketed and priced higher to capture greater revenue.

The "gender tax" is literally because of women creating products specifically for women that women will buy.
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>>675686477
>>675686277
Lmao both of the replys to >>675686477 are both doubles of the same number
ooooooooEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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>>675686417
thanks for the entertainment anon!
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>>675688401
IKR? The existence and price of products are entirely determined by the willingness of people to buy them for that price.
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>>675688401
Honestly if she just went to the soap and shampoo products for men, she would realise women have way more choices at a range of prices that goes way below men. Only recently (15 years top) the cosmetics brands started to make products for men and in the beginning, due to lack of concurrence, they were overpriced.
Bic for example makes those single blades razors at the price of ~5€ / 6 razors (they're suitable for around a week of use). A single blade razor is totally unsuitable for men because the beard is way thicker than hair on the legs or armpits. So taking those 3 blades razors is just a whim that has literally no positive aspects on women. She can't blame BIC for her poor decisions.
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I hate it when faggots assume that my male brain is so simple and rape-oriented that i have to be "taught" not to commit violent crimes.
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>>675685510
Buy the other razor. Fucking simple.
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I need to buy this book.
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>>675689246
The only reason women are less likely to be rapist is because there are not many men hanging around the kitchen
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>>675689621
I love my privilege
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>>675689246
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>>675685751
>fantasizes about being in a car crash without hurting anyone else

just drive into a fucking tree or some shit???
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>>675690168
Could work if a country is in a shit hole.
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>>675680345
This is not a fucking feels thread. I hate you so much anon
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>>675680972
as a game dev this pisses me off so HARD DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING DUMB THAT WOULD BE TO IMPLEMENT
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>remember when

Niggers worked for us in the fields?

Women had no opinion and we could beat them as we fit?

We couldn't have a retarded female running a campaign for an election?

Adultery was punishable by death?

You'd never had to worry about a female committing adultery?

Sand niggers stayed in that damn fucking desert where they are supposed to be?

There were no fucking immigrants?

Feminism was just not here?

Men actually had honor?

I sure wish I could remember those times.

>feels
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>>675687632
Lmao i thought the same shit.
like, how are you going to function if you know for a fact that you have to use your legs several times every day
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>>675688710

So why don't the dumb whores just buy razors for men?
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>>675691099
Insert double negative in that sentence and you'll confuse anyone
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>>675691562
Because they're not pink
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>>675691397
That's probably why she didn't get that operation yet (even though any decent surgeon would refuse to do that)
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>>675684783
the fun always stops when this one comes up
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>>675680761
what the fuck is a singlet?
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Never heard about asmr. I did hear about usmr

>cont?
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>>675689710
wait so do they put slutty lesbians in men's prisons too?
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>>675685751
Why would you pay a hospital for something that idiots do for free. Go play in traffic, get the real cripple experience.
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>>675680243
>Neck available
topkek
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>>675692842
Like a Nigglet but it yells "don't trigger me"
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>>675685712
Depends if the thread is active in posts or not, for example a dead thread with no posts will get pruned, but a threat that doesn't suck with moderate-frequent posts will stay alive for some time.
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>>675680972
MY EYES!!!
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>>675694297
He can get it if someone puts it into archives
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>>675679820
not really answering your question but what if the baby grows into a feminist
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>>675690779
Man... if someone could make something comparing Christianity (or any other patriarchal religion) to Feminism that would be great...

Culture of Shame
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>>675691240
Jesus anon you're making me cry
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>>675694520
how would somebody put something in archives
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>>675690594
I know what I'm dressing up as this Halloween
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>>675695820
I can't show you or do it because I'm on my phone
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>>675692087
>decent surgeon
hard to come by in tiajuana
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lets win this place up a little
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>>675697001
tl;dr

can we get the abridged version please?
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>>675697267
>Feminist hires only women.
>Office turns into a bitch a thon
>Temps man in for other duties
>work gets done
>man leaves
>company gets dissolved because bitches do no work
>feminist vows to never hire women again

Quite funny. Similar to >>675682056
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>>675697894
kek thanks man
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>>675689621
I can read. I can spell PAIN correctly too.
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>>675698742
you best be trollin nigga
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>>675698915
Thought it was stupid until I saw the legs on the bench, lol'd.
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>>675698742
kek
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>>675698915
Education is a business, and in that business, putting butts in classroom seats is the thing that matters most. To achieve that goal, schools will sell any product, even if that product is pseudo-science designed to suck up to special interest groups.
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>>675690168
wtf... what is this even supposed to accomplish. fucking hell this world is going to shit
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>>675689196

>A single blade razor is totally unsuitable for men

I find the multiple blades really uncomfortable to use. Invest in a metal safety razor with replaceable blades, I swear you'll never look back, closest shave I've ever had and you;ll save money in the long run.
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>>675698058
Alright, this is going to be an unpopular post but I feel like it should be said.

This woman has a small point. If you're in a serious, committed relationship with a woman with long term plans then she needs to know that you have made plans and that they are better than potato soup dinner and a torrented documentary. If you give off the impression of being a lazy layabout satisfied with a shit life then you can't expect a woman to want to hang around for that. If you're in a long term relationship then you need to give the impression that you give a shit about your long term quality of life and financial stability. Deep down all this chick wanted was for her boyfriend to explain how he means to contribute to their financial well being and to give a shit about her concerns. This is not an unrealistic expectation.
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>>675690334

The Future is San Francisco?
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>>675683553
>>675683705
>>675691214
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>>675700862
I think she just got bored. She is right that she wants stability etc. Honestly this kind of life sounds boring. Not going anywhere out, not eating out or drinking out, not having anything else than routine. I think no matter how much he makes, women would always get bored by that, unless they're the same kind of people who just do the same things every day and think they're living the dream.
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>>675701199
Well... yeah. The cities in the future would have buildings shaped like alien dildos, just like San Francisco.
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>>675700862
Yes but the point is she's saying "i'm not a gold digger" when she's exactly that.

There's nothing wrong with it, it's a woman's biological imperative to find a man that can look after her. But to basically say "I'm not a gold digger I just want men for their money" is ridiculous.
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>>675698742
lmao I do hope you're fucking joking
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>>675690168
>>675685143
>>675685066
This literally cannot be real
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>>675702274
MUCH GRAMMAR!!
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>>675689621
All these's statements on this are untrue, sure if you have those things you have some good in your life, but the rest is misconstrued facts used to place a false guilt on you for being born where you are...
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>>675700862
I would normally kind of agree with you, but consider this:
"I never outright asked how much money he made"

If this was so absurdly important to her, she should have asked. BEFORE the break-up talk. Honestly if she's ready to end the relationship before she even confronts him, he has every reason to kick her out. There's no trusting someone like that. This is not an unrealistic expectation.
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>>675702210
"I'm not a gold digger I just want my significant other to at least give the impression of giving a shit about his long term financial stability and his long term plans with the woman he has been dating for over a year"

Came across to me more like that but I suppose that women, like many things are open to interpretation.
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i'm into ASMR videos

this is my fave:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_lZqbNuJaY

listen through headphones

here's another good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du9XWX5wIyI
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>>675702641
This seems legit
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>>675702648
>expecting women to behave like men
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>>675701199
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>>675703535
It's this kind of guy feminists should be tormenting, if anyone.
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>>675680864
Springbok is my go-to. Helps me fall asleep
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>>675703535

obligatory post
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>>675680345
Get the fuck out (not really.) Holy fucking shit I'm suddenly full of seething rage. I didn't want these fucking feels anon. Take them back, take them back and sing me sweet, sweet lies.
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>>675684618
I just piss on the floor anyways...
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>>675703535
lmao who gives a fuck about turkey anyway
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kek that's what urinals are for after all...
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>>675705902
That's fucking stupid.
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feminism
>puts more women in workforce
>now impossible to raise kids in single income household
>women blame patriarchy when it's too difficult to have a child and a job
>ask men for more jobs, money, help
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>>675706137
replying to the guy who said he pissed on the floor. Anyway, i don't really care that much about circumcisions.
>>675705631
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>>675681372
I wish I could find one of these. I'm native american so my friends and I would feast like kings.
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>>675685124
Because morality has poisoned out will as a species to move forward. We let housewives have a say which became lecherous women who had no experience, who became crazy harpies who's only goal in life is to bring people down because she got her name wrong on a Starbucks cup.
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>>675685510

Every fucking time.
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This thing is a stupid idea. Sure any guy who sticks his dick in a hole it doesn't belong in has it coming, but i feel sorry for all the stupid women who wore it and were immediately beaten/killed for pulling this sort of stunt.
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>>675696511
Or just wait a few hours and the exact same shit will get posted again
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>>675707706
need something like this that fires a shotgun shell.
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>>675707706
Also... couldn't you just stick your finger in her pussy and pull the rapex out with your cock, then call the fire department to get it removed?

Otherwise the solution would be leaving your dick in her longer which would ironically result in her getting raped more
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>>675707706
That's why you stick a finger in first
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>>675708189
looking at the design I'm pretty sure it gets pulled out when the guy pulls his dick back out in pain.
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>>675708045
Now that would work.
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>>675708622
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>>675691240
Remove or restructure that Adultery is punishable by death and you've got my backing to make this a reality again.
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>>675704836
leave it to feminists to justify cheating and forcing a man to raise another man's offspring by saying "it's for the children" and "it's all I have as a woman"

This is exactly why I'd never sign a paternity certificate without a DNA test. Those children wouldn't be "suffering" if the mom didn't get impregnated by a cock she wasn't married to. Amazing how naturally they cast blame elsewhere.
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>>675708189
I'm assuming it was designed on the notion that men wouldn't look before they rape.
Also, it cannot be comfortable to walk (let alone run) with that thing in you.
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>>675695820
>being this new

No, seriously everything is already archived on various websites. I think fgts.jp is one of the good ones out there.
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>>675684618
Wait. What? Urinals are chauvinist? We stand to piss, sit to shit. I have no idea why urinals would be upsetting.
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>>675708514
So theoretically you could still pull it out with your dick, wait until your erection died, and pull it out with minimal pain/damage?
>>675709160
But how would you know a woman is worth raping if you don't look?
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>>675709305
They make things easier for men.
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>>675709490
-Wouldn't look at the VAGINA before they rape.
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>>675679958
This is exactly what feminism aims to fight, if you actually knew anything about feminism outside of 'LOL SJWS'
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>>675710117
>feminism aims to fight for the rights of men

Mmmmno.
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>>675709830
Oh, yeah I guess. As long as you don't shove your dick all the way in the second you gain access to vagtown then I still think you'd be able to escape without getting hurt too badly
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>>675710117
This thread isn't about actual activists, it's about annoying SJWs.
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>>675679820
A baby doesn't use rape accusation threats to get what it wants
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>>675710117
alright

back to tumblr, princess
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>>675710387
Like I said, it's a stupid idea, but if it makes African women feel safer... i'm not gonna stop them.
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>>675680577
holly shit, did this emasculated faggot volunteer to basically be called inferior/dumb by this cunt
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>>675682315
Ur a faggot
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>>675710716
Yeah, but feminists probably have too much sand in their vaginas to fit anything else up there
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>>675710705
M-muh tumblr boogeyman!
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>>675711343
The dude is wearing unironed khakis and flipflops.
Twenty bucks says he lets Tyrone pound his wife and licks up that monkey's splooge.
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>>675684529
Bernie isn't a career politician you cuck
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>>675679958
>Average sentences
Is it possible these are different because men and women commit different crimes at different rates?
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>>675684529
you're comparing the diversity of one group with a sample size of 3 with another group with a sample size of 2?
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>>675685510
Volume. Bitches don't shave daily. Economics is hard?
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>>675712049
Even at the same crimes, women get shorter sentences.
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>>675712145
Can you name a third democratic candidate?
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>>675711857
>Berniebait
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>>675682259
Thats all fine and cool, you wanna be a fat piece of shit, go take your cake!

But dont get butt hurt when men prefer to date fit women with a non defect gene pool, crying about unrealistic expectations. If they are so unrealistic how come so many slim women exist
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>>675691240
Kill yourself
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>>675691240

Should have just left the niggers in Africa and done it ourselves.
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>>675683195
wow this so much
saved for future use
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>>675685751
Revoke the license of the doctor willing to do this, while you're at it.
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>>675698742
You better be being silly, buddy.
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>>675679820

ASMR is a scammy concept. About as scientific as Astrology.

That said, the placebo effect of it is that through mostly audio, you get sensory reactions through your body and chill.
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>>675689621
Didn't know 3 billion people could read English
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>>675712282
don't have to, i'm not the one going around saying stupid shit like "BLTs have more diverse ingredients than a PB&J"
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>>675713665
IKR? Don't they take an oath against this kind of stuff: something like "Thy shall do no harm". Crippling someone counts as harm, regardless of whether or not they want it.
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>>675714110
The don't fucking bitch, faggot.
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>>675685358
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>>675714713
It's not they shall do no harm. It's they're not supposed to sit by and let things happen.
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>>675698915
when i was in ninth grade, my english teacher looked around the room and told us that 1 in 4 girls are raped, so 'statistically 7 of you are going to get raped'. it terrified me and made me scared of men, until i realised there wasnt any real danger of rape for me, living in a middle class areas and taking all precautions not to. this woman told me i was going to be raped, but i never have been. she was just fear mongering and making me scared of life so that we could write that Hamlet was a misogynist in our exam.
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>>675714738
i'm slayed
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>>675715021
If you don't get blackout drunk and go home with different men every night then you'll be fine

Also tits or gtfo
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>>675700862
He is financially stable and that doesn't mean he has to spend millions on a bitch as shallow as that. A rich man won't show it is a saying I live by I'm not rich by any means but I buy shit only out of necessity.
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>>675685143
wait what? so trolling aside womyn cant be convicted of rape in the states?

Raping minors by women is illegal in the us, not in Israel?
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>>675715397
Nah, not for >>675715021 She didn't make her gender the whole point of the story and flaunt it. She told a story that was relevant to the thread.

Although if you wanna show tits w/ time stamp, no one will complain.
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>>675701568
She said they always went out but never to fancy restaurants and bars. Is it wrong to be frugal you entitled dumb bitch
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>>675715397
Oh shut up. That meme's only for femanon OPs.
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>>675715719
I don't have tits, anon

that's why I asked for hers
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>>675694297
I'm happy decent people exist on here, thanks for being a good anon
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>>675716019
I was talking about her too man.
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>>675690594
Oh sure but my fleshlight armor is "inappropriate" and I get asked "not to return to legoland"
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>>675715489

Female child molesters are always going to get off easy, especially if they're attractive. "That kid was lucky" and so on. Past a certain age, the cultural belief that men cannot be raped by women because they achieve an erection is also in effect.
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>>675716113
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>>675709160
You know what would be funny?
[spoiler] If he was raped in prison! [/spoiler]
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>>675715021
you have to understand where that 1/4 statistic comes from.

see ages ago some feminist went around asking women if they'd been raped, trying to prove a point. To her surprise she didn't get the stats she wanted. So she modified the questions and tried again. Now she asked questions like "have you ever had sex while drunk" and "have you ever been pressured into sex" and counted each yes as a rape, thus coming up with the 1 in 4 statistic.
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How she responded.
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>>675679820

Sucks to your Asmar
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>>675716735
yes i agree, i think its inaccurate. i dont live in a third-world country or get blackout drunk a lot, so i think ill be okay.
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>>675679820
ASMR is amazing, thats what it is.
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>>675717106
hahaha

it is true, SJWs will never be happy, and that makes me happy. They hate themselves and blame others for it, so when others refuse to join their cause—or better, attack it—it only secures their doom :^D
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Fuck Anita. I'd be glad if i heard she died in a fire.
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>>675711343
Wearing flip flops with a sweater 'n' khakis. Even his gullible kid knows better.
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>>675681533
Resurrection!!!
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>>675680642
I'm in pain reading this. Poor thing just wanted to tell jokes wtf if wrong with sjws?
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>>675697247
ABSOLUT KEKDA
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>>675717675
IKR? Also, they keep criticizing artists for not "representing" them (as if that was an artist's job in the first place) INSTEAD of taking the liberty to make their OWN ART. They act so entitled it's infuriating.
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>>675713968
1.scammy? it doesn't cost a dime, how can it be a scam? unless you are talking about time, which is redundant since we are on 4chan

2.i've never heard someone talk about it in a "scientific" way, it's just supposed to give you goosebumps, and you can't disprove that
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>>675696511
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>>675715983
Imagine how strong you'd be
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>>675718689
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>>675718389
Kekked so hard at how realistic this!
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>>675718784
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>>675683553
Makes me feel bad that society is okay with pedo women but not men.
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>>675718148
>wtf is wrong with SJWs
They're MONSTERS.
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