Someone draw me a picture of Blue the raptor on a bed with a "I'm ready for your cock" look.
If someone does this, I will personally frame it.
>tfw forgot to screencap it
Im a cute
< 29 > My present :) http://www17.zippyshare.com/v/eYapRNjL/file.html
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, THREAD
THIS IS A REQUEST ROBBERY
PUT THE FUCKIN' REQUESTS IN THE BAG AND NO ONE GETS HURT
The only thing you gonna get with that bag in your head, is that no one will recognize you when we bury our dicks deep inside your asshole, no bent over and spread those leg, make it easy and save the trouble
Requesting Linkle doing shit with her crossbows
Yes boss! I was just at the market and the-
B-boss, those guys are walking toward us..
>tfw you'll never be a posh sounding voice over actor with your Bill&Ted California surfer drawl.
A picture of blue the raptor on a bed, with "fuck me" eyes.
Anon, how the FUCK
anon i'm so sorry, yes okay you're free to go!!
I'm so sorry, ye go home to ya dear family and give them kisses for me okay!
Hey Thread quick question
If Quico can easily be Josuke 8
Who would be Chavo?
The pasty panty thief from Kyung-Mah.
B-but nelsha, y-youve already taken me once today already
i couldnt take this request seriously im so sorry but i couldn't stop thinking about how /b/ wants to fuck Judy Hopps then you're here wanting to fuck prehistoric raptor pussy
I haven't drawn a raptor before but dinos are pretty qt!!
I'm getting drunk on a train! The rails were clacking all night, music on my phone was just right, the seat cushion so nice I'm getting drunk on a train!
You sure you want to fight me ? You can still make it alive by conceading.
Add one and make that a second on-.... Wait... I haven't been on the threads all day. Shit. I have no idea if it happened or not.
>wake me up
>can't wake up
Are you saying you wouldn't fuck an corporation?
Y'did it, Miss Cthulhu!! You.. You won~!!!
Lay it on me, yo!!
pic from my blog BUT
is this okay, anon babe?
Awww shit, it's the cyber police. Why don't you go hunt for some child porn and stop messing with our business !
Lao-Fuh feels he is not ready to face Landrel yet,
He just came to check him out face to face.
This isn't my area of expertise, you'd be better off asking someone else.
I just read Linkle and I was all "YOOOO" but then i didn't read the crossbow part so here's an awkward pic of the Linkle waifu i'm so sorry anon alksjsdls
Well well well! Would you look at this little bit of mimicry. I have to say, this is some nice work.
I dunno Hench. Two on one is really hard. I tried some days ago...got beaten real bad. Plus that cyber cop looks pretty strong.
Oh well ----
Problem officer ?
this was rushed, sorry they just look like sludgy noodles gomen ; ;
so like maple bacon probably? got it.
Jeff is a pornography director from Latvia, and his interests include rape, vaporwave, and shitposting on /int/.
Either of you see a badge here? The only thing you've violated is my sense of pride, I was ignored last time, not today.
I don't know how to sandwiches
I want to... PAP THE SHI!
no problem anon!
As no fight occured, he got nothing on us, so why don't we go our own ways, offic--
...while would you be there, then ?
Requesting drawfags to draw themselves as a unique prinny.
>pic related of a prinny
I just wanted requests.. So I could turn them into deliveries..!! I didn't mean to terrorize.. It'll never happen again, I swear!!
Reachin' in for the kill
Reachin' to grab the plush frog booty
Please be safe omg
Don't pass out in a place that you don't recognize!!!
My ability to speak english never has been really good anyway.
He's not here to make an arrest, so why is he here ?
So people ARE listening to what I say after all
Battle is what I live for... What I was made for.
>the boss is so strong
>he isn't afraid of anyone
>I will be that strong one day
>the boss will teach me
>I need to prove myself
>can feel my fists clenched tight
>want to take first strike for the boss
Are you serious?
>Fuck you, you piece of shit. I'm self entitled you didn't do what I wanted you to do! >:0
Yeah I was bored and to an extent I still am but I'm also pretty tired and a draw fight requires a bunch of effort I don't feel like putting in right now. Plus that guy seems 100 times better than me, I'd rather fight someone that seems around my level of skill because I'm already bad enough at drawfights as it is.
Bob Mould is a great artist.
If you're a submissive boy, and you want to hear another submissive boy complain about romance issues:
I don't see what this has to do with us.
We're no fighters
We're just citizens.
Perfectly normal citizens.
Who happen to enjoy baseball a lot.
My stop is at the end of the line, I'm getting buzzed not becoming completely retarded.
It's $7 for a bottle of Sam Adams. Fuck that, I'll get retarded later.
thats a good point.
also i wish my tablet had pressure sensitivity
or maybe im missing drivers
i dont know
i found it in the lost and found at my pool
>mfw enjoying this
Well... U-Uh... What could I lose?
Assides from reputation (no, wait that is already gone.), virginity, etc?
Oh? Then why do you need have such a large sack? I doubt you would need one to play baseball.
Nah, but I've thought about getting a mouse and keyboard.
i know right
im amazed it actually works.
is it pressure sensitive? am i missing something?
whatever you say buddy <3
Kinda does doesnt he
cant decide between long or no hair
Nothing but sport equipment, officer. At least certainly not a body we're aiming to burry or anything.
100% legit trust us no need to look inside.
Grade A monster hunting waifu.
>would lewd 10/10
shaved pubic hair -2
headless person -5
2/10 would not click link you worthless whore.
Tickle my prostate with your tongue
Just watched the revenant and did this. got lost within the details a bit
i just downloaded them from the site. I might have missed some/gotten the wrong ones.
does anyone else have this one and know more about it?
>send help blease.
Maybe when Carne gives permission for me to draw Lindy then I'll do it!!!
Drawfag, not plural?
Hooo weee, buddo that's gonna be hard for me to sayyy
'Cause a lot of drawfags are my fave and I just love all of them.
I guess the easier question is who are the drawfags that I would consider my friends and the like since I have them on Skype that I talk to often and those would be:
Generic answer but I really do love a lot of the drawfags here and they're all my favorite
>visit your Tumblr often
GOD GOOD GOLLY
I need to update that ; ;
And sure!! If you drop by an ask or catch me in threads again, I'll be more than happy to clean that up a bit for you for a more quality delivery, yes!!
Okay so for when those days where you get shitfaced, be safe and don't do anythin' too wild!!
Like you can prolly do a couple lines of coke BUT NOT ALL THE WAY, MAN
I'm so sorry, anon
pls bully me
I have to take a piss.
>captcha: select all images of rivers.
WHO GAVE SKITTLES A WEAPON?
THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING.
Yay or nay? or what other hat did you have in mind?
Hmmm, we'll see
getting my shit posts straight from the source
Requesting this flower getting a facial
help i have nothing to do because my laptop is in a weird power state where it won't wake up but i can't hard reboot with the power button for some reason so i'm waiting for it to die so i can turn it back on and all i have is my phone
If he could stole our sport weap- equipment, who knows what he can steal and hide in his bag ! Fuck him up, officer.
i took a piss but i just noticed a new problem.
I've run out of pasta salad and pasta salad ingredients.
If you're gonna touch my bag, I'm going to beat the shit outta you.
With that bat I found.
Not for hiding what's inside, but for you who ignore the fact that it even displayes a pair of panties you crêtins!
aw! i will cherish this, thank you~~
you do realize i'm an ex mercenary, right?
yknow, hanging out, chilling, having conversations and such
Hello darling Tates!!
I hope you are well rested and content today
How's your day been?
You can do all the lines, anon!
I'm not here to tell you how to live ya life
Though I'll take care of you if you're all fucked up 'n shit
SHADOW please, you're too kind ; ;
I'll draw a better one!!
Not here, just gonna saved this beautiful drawings.
I'm writing poetry about being a sad submissive male now.
Relationship complaints, and wishing you could get along with your dominant girlfriend.
But skype me if anybody needs me:
This is beautiful.
What would a grown man be doing carrying little clothes underwears ?! Even if it's the case, that is deeply suspiscous !
Cyberpolice, arrest this man !
Nonono, they are, we good.
A LOT of fapping
I'm very well,
and dont use my head for coke
any requests, lewd is fine
Not him, but this is simple ontology.
Men do not need submissive men, obviously. Men want young and good looking partners, hetero or homo, same thing. That's why gays take care of their looks more than straights guys and why lesbian are hairy as fuck - because that is the factor determining their attractiveness to their partners of choice.
And women are hypergamous. They by in large seek out partners that will provide ressource, including but not limited to money and violence.
As to be a submissive man, you fall totally outside of the dating radar of 99% of the populus.
Sorry man, he's right.
I'm doing poetry.
I think i can make a ton of money off "appealing to submissive boys"
Youth woulda helped, but i guess old submissives have more money.
Hi Dad, i miss my real Dad.
>drawfags that I would consider my friends
y-you're too nice to me~ <3
Anybody want a sketch?
Requesting two of OCs wearing these pants.
that's not me
Ok look I just passed by cause I thought you were some kind of a over-seas girl I could have fun with.
Turns out you're a man and you carry around another man. That's what I call suspicious!
No one of you will separate me from my "treasure"
Please, gimme a link to your art site
Also please draw Quico