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Trips decide what I bring on my 4 hour flight tomorrow (keep

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Trips decide what I bring on my 4 hour flight tomorrow (keep it legal so I'll actually fucking do it)
>I'm thinking this
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Bring a pink vibrator and vibrate the person next to you
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A box cutter and nerves of steel.
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A bomb.
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Bring the rocket
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>>675652948
A dildo and when you're in middgflight pull it out and fuck the person who is in front of yous ear
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Plastic butter knife
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>>675653164
This but look them straight in the eye and record it.
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An ISIS flag.
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A flavored dildo
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>>675652948
pornography
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>>675653412
Roll for this
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15 potatos
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A clock.
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Blow up a box of condoms and disperse them throughout the plane
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>>675653473
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Jumbo Simon
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>>675653473
roll
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>>675652948

TRIPS GET

>Maracas
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A turban
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Play 9/11 footage
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>>675653650
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bad dragon
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>>675653473
This is stupid an insane. Bring 14 potatoes.
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>>675653650
Zozzle
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>>675653482
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>>675653219
>>675653291
>>675653294
>>675653345
>>675653412
>>675653470
>>675653482
>>675653659
>>675653650
OP, here
Pretty sure these are illegal
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Commit suicide
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>>675652948
You are going to play Bop It on a plane for 4 hours? Enjoy your black eyes when someone punches you.
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>>675652948
A copy of the Quran
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Wear short shorts and pop a viagra
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>>675653650
this
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a four year old child. Any random one will do
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>>675653768
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>>675652948
clearly labeled copies of the anarchist's cookbook and qu'ran
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>>675653812
do it
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>>675653772
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The largest Quran you can buy...
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>>675653771
A turban is not illegal.
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bulletproof vest
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A bag of crickets. Release them on the plane 1 hour in.
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>>675654001
So close it hurts
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>>675653887
>>675654001
off by one
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>>675654011
this, but cockroaches
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>>675653887
off by one
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Wear a Make America Great Again hat and a #FeelTheBern t-shirt and a Clinton2016 pin.
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Stuff a cucumber in your pants.
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Stare the whole flight to a Koran. And then when the plane is almost at it's destination, stand up and scream ''Allahu akbar''.
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>>675654141
This
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>>675653378
Bak to reddit
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>>675652948
vuvuzela
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Yep, such is life.

A bag of sand, with a tiny hole in it.
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a random assortment of poloroid photos with pics of your spread ass cheeks mixed in and be very enthusiastic about having ppl look at them
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>>675654088
This, but mosquitoes
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shave your pubes and keep em in a lil transparant bag. Carry that with u the whole time on the plane
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>>675654011
Not even an hour. Do like 25 mins
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>>675652948
the cheapest prostitute you can find
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>>675654078
Forgot to upload.

>>675654296
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>>675652948
If you ever want a good laugh, go look at the TSA blog.
They make a weekly report of what they have denied people for, and it's usually amusing.
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A turkey baster with melted ice cream & water swimming around in it. Wave it in front of female passengers and offer them maternity leave.
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>>675652948
alright, I'll bite. wtf is that, anon? looks like some baby toy but I'm guessing it goes in your ass like a faggot.
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A 2 oz bottle of urine
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ketchup packets, then do the ole bleeding from the neck gag
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>>675654387
feels bad man
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>>675654457
Don't know what a bob-it is?
Mods, get this fucker out of here.
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>>675652948
8 reams of paper

>>675654457
hahaha lol
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>>675654541
Satan trips
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>>675654351
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>>675654541
right there fred
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>>675654590
reroll
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< 10 > My present :) http://www17.zippyshare.com/v/eYapRNjL/file.html
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>>675654088
888?
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