Trips decide what I bring on my 4 hour flight tomorrow (keep

Bring a pink vibrator and vibrate the person next to you

A box cutter and nerves of steel.

A bomb.

Bring the rocket

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>>675652948
A dildo and when you're in middgflight pull it out and fuck the person who is in front of yous ear

Plastic butter knife

>>675653164
This but look them straight in the eye and record it.

An ISIS flag.

A flavored dildo

>>675652948
pornography

>>675653412
Roll for this

15 potatos

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A clock.

Blow up a box of condoms and disperse them throughout the plane

>>675653473

Jumbo Simon

>>675653473
roll

>>675652948

TRIPS GET

>Maracas

A turban

Play 9/11 footage

>>675653650

bad dragon

>>675653473
This is stupid an insane. Bring 14 potatoes.

>>675653650
Zozzle

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>>675653482

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>>675653412
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>>675653650
OP, here
Pretty sure these are illegal

Commit suicide

>>675652948
You are going to play Bop It on a plane for 4 hours? Enjoy your black eyes when someone punches you.

>>675652948
A copy of the Quran

Wear short shorts and pop a viagra

>>675653650
this

a four year old child. Any random one will do

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>>675652948
clearly labeled copies of the anarchist's cookbook and qu'ran

>>675653812
do it

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>>675653772

The largest Quran you can buy...

>>675653771
A turban is not illegal.

bulletproof vest

A bag of crickets. Release them on the plane 1 hour in.

>>675654001
So close it hurts

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>>675653887
>>675654001
off by one

>>675654011
this, but cockroaches

>>675653887
off by one

Wear a Make America Great Again hat and a #FeelTheBern t-shirt and a Clinton2016 pin.

Stuff a cucumber in your pants.

Stare the whole flight to a Koran. And then when the plane is almost at it's destination, stand up and scream ''Allahu akbar''.

>>675654141
This

>>675653378
Bak to reddit

>>675652948
vuvuzela

Yep, such is life.

A bag of sand, with a tiny hole in it.

a random assortment of poloroid photos with pics of your spread ass cheeks mixed in and be very enthusiastic about having ppl look at them

>>675654088
This, but mosquitoes

shave your pubes and keep em in a lil transparant bag. Carry that with u the whole time on the plane

>>675654011
Not even an hour. Do like 25 mins

>>675652948
the cheapest prostitute you can find

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>>675654078
Forgot to upload.

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>>675652948
If you ever want a good laugh, go look at the TSA blog.
They make a weekly report of what they have denied people for, and it's usually amusing.

A turkey baster with melted ice cream & water swimming around in it. Wave it in front of female passengers and offer them maternity leave.

>>675652948
alright, I'll bite. wtf is that, anon? looks like some baby toy but I'm guessing it goes in your ass like a faggot.

A 2 oz bottle of urine

ketchup packets, then do the ole bleeding from the neck gag

>>675654387
feels bad man

>>675654457
Don't know what a bob-it is?
Mods, get this fucker out of here.

>>675652948
8 reams of paper

>>675654457
hahaha lol

>>675654541
Satan trips

>>675654351

>>675654541
right there fred

>>675654590
reroll

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< 10 > My present :) http://www17.zippyshare.com/v/eYapRNjL/file.html

>>675654088
888?