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Shittiest of luck REKT thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Shittiest of luck REKT thread
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>>675630300
Checked
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>>675630846
>Dat tit grab
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>>675631138
>ujelly.webm
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>>675630846
That actually made me wince. GG.
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>>675631138
http://www.body-xtreme.com/bodybuilding/-igor-golushkin--dies-in-a-power-lifting-competition/17.htm
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>>675631443
Boom....headshot
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>>675631679
The cleanest of kills
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>>675632114
Backstory?
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>>675632343
can't you read filenames?
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>>675630401
This must be fake
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>>675632616
> Implying that's a fucking story.
> Implying it's even a full sentence.
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>>675631679
>>675631824

>underage b&
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>>675632811
here since you are fucking retarded I'll explain the story: chinese guy gets pissed at other chinese guy for fucking up his k/d in cod and stabs him in the neck

next time don't be a fucking nigger newfag
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>>675631522
>400 lbs
>Open Grip...
>It's called a suicide grip for a reason
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https://youtu.be/NEXwpg_2jWA
https://youtu.be/ZbyfvR6Go0U
https://youtu.be/y63SEPF-SrM
https://youtu.be/hyzfxLrcfYA
https://youtu.be/aB16oRbno7U
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>>675632702
file name
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>>675631522
>http://www.body-xtreme.com/bodybuilding/-igor-golushkin--dies-in-a-power-lifting-competition/17.htm
That article doesnt look legit as shit though, they even made spelling errors
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>>675631443
It's like the universe willed for it to happen.
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>>675632234
money in the bank match?
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>>675632343
china
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>>675633664
Kek
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>>675633185
Cause I'm totally meant to fucking decipher that shit from a cocksucking filename and the bitch who posted it? Get the fuck outta here.
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>>675630846
This was a prank. The lady has prosthetic legs. Sorry to ruin the fun.
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>>675633408
you appear in all these threats and post shitty videos with shitty music fuck off faggot newfag faggot fignewton faggot loving fat faggot
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>>675634099
I was able to deduce the same thing based off of the filename. This is /b/, always read file names, sometimes you learn something important like 12443465 and 34534645 when 1396445645
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>>675634177
chekt, heres some rekt
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>>675634197
That insult was fucking gay and you should feel bad. Fag.
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>>675634099
It's been floating around for a while now, how have you not seen it before?
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>>675634099
i posted it idk if thats what happened thats just the name i gave it
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This is reaching but I'll allow it.
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>>675634390
oh look, you can meme. I count 3 memes in this post
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>>675634324
> you fuck up my k.d.webm
I can see a kid got fucked up. I'd love to know why but Jiggaboo Jones can't take his face out of the cabbage patch long enough to stop being a cuck.
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oldie but goody
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>>675634338
fucking lol'd
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>>675634338
jesus
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>>675634419
Does border security catch ever wetback? Some make it through without them noticing.
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>>675634523
I bet this is from on of those POS countries where the men are abusive pigs who rape their "wives." she probably ran away to find a better life and this is what she gets
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>>675634744
From another rekt thread they were saying she stole some shit iirc.
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>>675630401

I like how he closes the door at the end
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>>675634099
You are a fucking mongoloid
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>>675634744
I'm going to guess this is bait but she killed a taxi driver then some "vigilante" justice was done to her ass
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>>675634559
Fuckin oath I meme all the memes you wanna fucking throw down cunt?
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>>675634639
hahahaha
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>>675632234
>>675633664
Rock Bottom from the ladder
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>>675632851
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>>675634324
>sometimes you learn something important like 12443465 and 34534645 when 1396445645
well duh
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>>675634894
I'm never going on a fucking escalator again oh my fucking god....
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>>675634894
Seriously, are these fucking chinese escalator stairs made out of thin sheets of aluminum that can be flipped to reveal the mechanical belts/chains on the bottom? Fucking idiots.
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>>675634338
>It's quite simple. All you need to do in order to become a tapeworm is put your hand there.
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>>675634891
She even had a guy partner but he ran away.
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>>675634811
I just made an assumption, but my point was to highlight the hypocrisy. Oh, you're from an impoverished country and you stole something? Stealing is illegal, I'LL BRUTALLY BEAT AND TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN AND THEN I'LL LIGHT YOU ON FIRE AND LET YOU FLESH CRACKLE, BOIL AND BURN!

If you're that much of a scumbag, probably not the first person you killed and your morals are so shit half of their belongings are probably stolen and from the dead.
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>>675630449
my dad climbed the gutters of the apartment building, me and my mom lived at when i was a kid. This is pretty much what he looked like when he fell down, 4th floor, landed directly on his feet. Fucker cant bend his ankles anymore..
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>>675634523
>mfw he pours more gasoline into the fire
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>>675633615

Not the universe buddy....God
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>>675634843
And you're fucking useless. Next.
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>>675634980
poor Merkel
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>>675634639
father of the year
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>>675635159
Ikr?
>>675635190
It seems so, yes.
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>>675634894
Anyone have the other escalator one where it collapses just before someone gets off?
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>>675634816
>Welp, he's dead. What's for lunch?
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>>675635131

Such a good fake
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>>675634338
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>>675635159
They're safe when you don't carry a giant aluminum beam on them that gets wedged between the ceiling and the step. the pressure from the escalator going up pushed the beam through the step and caused it to collapse.
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>>675631083
first time I've noticed it
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>>675635131
uh
what?
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>>675630846
I watched this once and never again. Like what the fuck is it with people breaking bones slowly and then seeing it afterwards that fucks me up? It's only the ones that visually break bones
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>>675635499
>Pic Related
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>>675635550
>spending all your points in DEX.
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>>675635550

Oh my bad, forgot to turn off godmode
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>>675635499

Meant to post this one.

>>675635526
This?
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>>675635811
What disturbs me the most is that the woman died, and how the escalator slowly comes to a halt because what's left of her clogged up the machinery.
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>>675635761
kek
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>>675631854
should have wear helmet.
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>>675636039

Goddamn it, can't even get a hole in fucking mini-golf, time to die
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>>675636044
What gets me is that nobody hit the emergency stop button. Surely there was one?
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>>675635368
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>>675635499
Survival of the fittest. Or in this case smartest. This is such typical niglet behavior. They run away from their parents, looking for trouble. I bet they were running out of the store because they just stole some jewelery, would never happen to a while child, to well educated
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>>675635804
>>675635811
yep thats the one. i avoid escalators as much as possible because i fear this will happen.
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>>675635811
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
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>>675636044
over on /tg/ they call this webm "pc backstory"
pc meaning player character as opposed to npc
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>>675633984
Dead?
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>>675636235
no.
made in china, installed in china, chinese security reqs. they dont give a fuck
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>>675635761
lost
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>>675636280
Right?! I always just hop that metal bit at the end.
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>>675634338
The guy was made into a pancake before his hat hit the ground kek
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>>675630449
Man i want to know the story behind this one ...
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>>675635499
what a stupid nigger. first of all the parents arent anywhere around, the oldest child doesn't even ONCE look back towards the fucking 3 year old who can most definitely not use the escalator safely by himself, and the oldest child is playing around on the device, setting a bad example. they asked for it.
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>>675636268
>while child

looks like you just outed yourself
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>>675635661
k then I won't go on one with a boner because my cock is... nvm i'm a faggot
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>>675634744

Uncultured fuck. Your implying racist / bigotry towards Muslims.... The chick is wearing denim short shorts and a singlet u fag.
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>>675630300
Did this guy die? Cause if not, then he's lucky under the circumstances that the road sign came down on the ground next to him in the end, not on him
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>>675636530
a spelling mistake is being compared to a 3 year old holding onto the handrail of an escalator, being pulled over the rail and thrown 2 stories to his death on a solid tile floor.
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>>675636580
yeah he's real fucking lucky. go back to tumblr you sjw pseudo-intellectual double nigger
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>>675636715

pretty much the same thing on 4chan
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>>675636761
The fuck
Forgot to take your medication today you sperglord?
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>>675636566
Fuck Muslims and you.
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>>675636530
>>675636715
also

>to well educated
its too. mongoloid.

>>675636715
pic related
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>>675636566
I'm implying racist/bigotry towards any country where the people who live there go to these types of the extremes. They lack any sense of a civilized society. This could be Brasil for all I fuckin care.
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>>675636881
THE ORIGINAL PIC WAS LINEN CLOTH AND COPPER

WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE CHANGE IT??!?!?!???

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>675636901
He's right in either case about the clothing part yknow, makes it pretty damn obvious that that wasn't filmed in a muslim country

Idiot
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>>675635634
don't cut yourself on those edges
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>>675635804
>>675635811
kek deathscalatormind
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>>675637056
Because he's a rare spawn?
Maybe he drops an egg that hatches a pet of a small Syrian boy.
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>>675636337
no his neck is wet noodle doe
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i'm out of rekt
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>>675637094
bait harder, no one defends Muslims or the middle east anymore. this is fucking /b/
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>>675637180
nice
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>>675634177
really? source of this information?
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>>675630449
> oh well, he's rektd, let's move on
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This is now a space Rekt thread.
This star when supernovae, (not technically) BUT IT BLEW THE FUCK UP

rekt hard
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>>675637095

I think you completely misunderstand what that anon was doing...
Let me make it simple for you. The guy that looked down the hole that the other guy fell down just puts the door back on like nothing happens, the other anon you're calling edgy just put some humorous words into said guy's mouth
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>>675635131
When she bends over her head has a seizure
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>>675634419
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>>675637056
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>>675637274
I hate muslims as much as the next guy

doesn't change the fact that you or whoever originally said this took place in a mudslime country is a dipshit
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>>675636280
Notice anything common with all the rekt videos? The large number which are in China. Chinkies don't give a fuck about health and safety and/or it's people.

Just don't use chinese escalators and you'll be fine.
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>>675635550
Holy fuck this dude is a sponge
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you see the bright light at the center of this galaxy? it's a super massive black hole surrounded by a hundred thousand super massive stars being sucked into an eternal vortex.

rekt super hard
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>>675635760
Fucking almighty KEK
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