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You faggots will argue over anything

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You faggots will argue over anything
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>>675612184
do they have dogs?
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>>675612184
DO all the old men have dogs
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>>675612184
This is like to see.
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>>675612420
>>675612505
no
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>>675612590
Do some of them have dogs?
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>>675612184
The humans.

Are you literally retarded?
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do the old men call the police?
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>>675612184
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Give both 10 years and they'll be extinct, both of the options
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OP these are very important variables that need to be answered asap, I don't think you understand the urgency of this matter.
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Did the old men vote for Cruz and carry around .50 calibre handguns?
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Does the rhino have a dog?
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>>675612909
Get fucked, if this rhino is charging straight into any of them it will start a domino effect with every old man just falling over breaking their asses
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>>675612184

What race are the old men?
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It would depend on the terrain and if they will have the canes you showed in the picture with them, if there are some trees, for instance, that could take some rhino hits, they could sacrifice some old men while the rest of them use the canes to hit the rhino eyes....

After doing these I estimate they will lose around 10-15% of their numbers, so still at least 170 men alive

If they could manage to break the canes they could use their remaining numbers to stab the rhino until he bleeds out
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>>675613252
do you know how fucking hard a rhino's skin is?
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>>675612184
It depends OP,
Is it a Black Rhino which ways from 1400kg
or White Rhino which ways 2300kg
or indian Rhino which ways 2100kg?
average old man way like 80kgs max,
Some basic math for the heaviest...
2300/80 = 28.75.
we triple that because they are old and fragile
28.75*3 = 86.25
so i say around 3 white rhinos would take around 200 old man
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>>675613023
underrated post
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>>675613450
this makes no sense whatsoever.
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>>675612184
Just to be clear. We're not on about this guy?
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is the rhino also old?
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>>675613426
he has a fucking attack ghost dog now? oh shit it's on
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>>675612184
are they war veterans?
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>>675613450

>which ways
You mean weighs
>2300kg
You meant to speak american, are you lost?
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>>675612995
would suck
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>>675612184
Do the old men come with 200 dogs on a leash, could be a game changer
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>>675613395
These men have lived at least 80 years, do you think they don't know how to sharpen the wood enough to do some acomulative damage?
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>>675612590
I'd say the rhino would propably win, if the old men are really old and fragile, some old men are pretty strong and fit though...

but I've seen vid of rhinos flippung really big offroad cars over, and when you consider that with a really big offroad car you can easily run over 200 men.

so:

rhino beats car -> car beats men

therefore; rhino>car>men so rhino beats men
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>>675613898
i mean honestly the old men can just break their glasses and stick it on their sock and swing that shit at the rhino til it's fucking dead

GG
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>>675612184
What sort of gear do the old men carry? Are they just naked?
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>>675613898
do they have ghost dogs?
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Don't know about a rhino but here's 14 old people versus a balance swing.
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>katamari 200 old men
>tape tennis racket to rhinos face
>invite him to the lemon party
>??????????
>repeat
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>>675612184
How much Rhino is 1 RHINO?
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>>675614318
did they died?
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>>675613898
Are they to scale? If yes, is the rhino tiny, or the old men giant?
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If it's old white men, and in a setting where they would fight a rhino, I'm presuming they're the colonial overlords of Africa. And therefore have an endless supply of niggers to fight the rhino for them.
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>>675612184
Fite me OP
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>>675613426
>old men sell their albino ghost dogs
>profit goes into buying weaponry etcetera
>old men win and sell rhino horn for a couple hundred
>old men win
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>>675614530
Anon asks the real questions.
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>>675612184
the dentist
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>>675614575
One quadrillion ninjas, If you can't see the ninjas how do you absorb them? Checkmate atheists
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>>675614753
but they cannot see the blackhole.
Draw game.
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>>675612184
A rhino simply has more mass than an old man.
Unless you got all these men to huddle together and run in perfect unison the rhino will just run straight through and trample every old man. One at a time. /thread
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>>675612184
Are the old men skilled? Do they have any training - like, were some of them soldiers, zookeepers, circus types or vets at one point?
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Following statement based on this: Old men come with dogs, Indian Rhino, Men and Rhino's to scale, dogs weigh 15lbs each.
>Old men sneak up to Rhino
>Slaughter the dogs
>Feed dogs to rhino
>Rhino falls asleep
>Old men now combine glasses to make giant spear
>198 men form a ladder
>199th man jumps and impales rhino, killing it instantly
>all men have either fallen from poor ladder skills or weight of others has killed them
>200th man remaining
>mfw old men just beat rhino
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>>675615003
But what if the old men utilize guerrilla tactics?
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>>675615103
lol
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>>675614945
They are buddhist ninjas so they have a third mind eye which sees all. Checkmate
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>>675615103
>>mfw
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>>675614575
The black hole because it absorbs everything we know of. This isn't hard. OP's is much better.
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Where is the fight happening? Some old men could just distract the rhino while the other old men look for weaponry, or buy a bunch of knives and tape them to their canes like spears.
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>>675615430
Yes, but can it absorb the universe?

existentialists: 1 nihilists: 0
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>>675614575
what's the size of the black hole, and the density of the ninjas? At some point the ninja's could become a larger black hole than the currently existing one, and then completely consume it
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>>675615614
Underrated post
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>>675615614
Technically, all black holes are in the process of absorbing some part of the universe.
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>>675615444
The desert, no weapons so old men kill eachother and bash the rhino's with their bones leaving 100 old men
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If they act as a hivemind swarm, they would win.

Imagine this as a
character with 400 life, that can hit to make 100 damage. The oldmen are swarm npc's with 1 life each and can hit 1 damage. If combined as one they would lose, but when dispersed, rhino's damage falls to only 3-5 per hit since it only can hit that many.
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>>675616294
Halo much?
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>>675615871
*uses retarded faggot voice
>Technically, all black holes are in the process of absorbing some part of the universe.

Fuck outta here
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how are you faggots debating this, a rhino plowing through a group of old men will win every time
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>>675612184
Is every old man feeble? Is it varried?

Some old men can kick young mens asses.
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the rhino would get exhausted around the 100-150 kill mark.

rhinos have a bad endurance and it would most likely semi-collapse giving the men time to attack its eyes.
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>>675612184
What kind of canes do the old men have, if they take the rubber foot off their canes it it pointed slightly or the same girth of the whole cane?
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>tfw when you see an image you created on the front page
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>>675616503
Not with a build in fan
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vs, you cant see him, he's the silent killer
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>>675616789
Yeah, sure thing, pal.
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>>675617093

wasn't hard, fam. made it about a week ago

btw, rhino wins everytime
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>>675614575
mmmkay
Average weight of an aisan male is 57.7kg
A katana will weigh 900-1400g, let's say they all have a katana weighing 1000g for simplicity's sake
One quadrillion may be taken to mean 10^24 or 10^15. Let's go with 10^15 - one thousand billion (where a billion in one thousand million)

(57.7*10^15)+(1*10^15)=5.87*10^16, which is 58.7 quadrillion

Sagittarius A*, the black hole at the centre of the universe is 4 million times the mass of the sun, which has a mass of 1.989*10^30 kg. Therefore, the mass of Sagittarius A* is 7.956*10^36

(7.956*10^36) / (5.87*10^16) = 1.355*10^20

The ninjas and their sharpened fedoras weigh only weigh a tiny fraction of what the black hole does, so I think the black hole wins
Yeah, the ninjas are naked but them having clothes would make little difference
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>>675617468
lol what the fuck I meant to say milky way not universe
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>>675613426
If The old men are like ~70 years old, a not unsignificant Part of them were probably in Vietnam. Thus, 200 Veterans would surely be able to set up a trap or else to kill the Rhino
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>>675612184
A rhino would be intimidated as fuck by 200 old men surrounding it. It wouldn't be completely aware that it could take them all down if it wanted to, but just be scared as shit by 200 men looming over it. Because the rhino won't be smart enough to know how frail they are. The old men will literally just have to stand around and wait for the rhino to get exhausted and kill it in its sleep.
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>>675613252
Rhinos hunt by sound, idiot.
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>>675612184
Do they have 200 medium sized dogs too?
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>>675618223
>Hunt
>Herbivore
Really?
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