Irish Catholic thread. I'm Irish-American, so plastic Paddys

>Irish-American

Fuck off nigger. Be American or be Irish.

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>>675565849
Fuck off potato nigger

>>675566057

American. I can be proud of my heritage. US is a relatively new country.

Cleveland here. Let me know when the Irish crime film set in your city has actually fucken happened, right?

>>675566117
SPUD nigger

iggerant pleb

oi wuz about to respond to this thrrread but oi wuz t'inkin about beatin me woif

>>675566864

Right, Cleveland too. My bad

>>675567259

What fucking accent is that?

>>675565849
>irish-american that feeling when the British are more Irish then you, go back to telling your friends how Irish you are >.>

Just had corn beef and cabbage last week and all my siblings have a drinking problem. I'd say I'm a spud nigger if one has ever been.

>>675565849

Watch out, OP. This is mainly a Protestant board. They'll bring their Puritan, judgmental, holier-than-thou mentality. Like their shit doesn't stink. English are the worst hypocrites on the planet.

>>675567871

Let's give the Catholics shit housing and shit jobs in NornIrn. Omg, they're hitting back? Weird. No guilt on our side. Savages!

>>675567871
The only thing dumber than a Catholic is a Protestant.

>join club
>club sucks, quit
>start new club with more or less same rules

>>675567871

Amen. The English and their clean conscience.

>>675568162

Yep cuz bombing civvies is hitting back. You're no worse than ISIL. Scum

>>675569092

IRA warned civvies before they hit targets.

>>675569356

I'm American, so I'm not well versed but didn't they bomb a fucking funeral!?

>>675569092t Isis should hate America for how they discretely Imperialize their country and Americans sit by like "yay freedom for all". So yeah no difference besides the discrete part.

St pattys day best holiday

>>675567871

Thank you, I wanted to express this somehow... i feel like Protestants get off on shame punishment. The guilty party should take their punishment. The victim should feel justice not get their jollies off on parading the criminal around like a dog

>>675570166
>take yer fuckin punishment
>say four hunnert hail mairies den crawl into me part o' de booth and sook moi balls roight

>>675570166

See how much better we are than this dog? 5 licks for a dollar, before the stockades boys and girls.

>>675570595

Yep cause the English never have had a public figure molest kiddies. Cough Jimmy cough

>>675569356

False

>>675571080
On the other hand, Jimmy never told people he was the agent of an extradimensional being who could arrange for you to suffer forever

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>>675570166

Protestants get off on shame punishment

>MFW the Catholic Church made it a sin to be born.

This thread is all Americans and maybe one Feinian.

>>675565849
Americans claiming Irish is so cringey

>>675571591

Until you need us, there is a SIZABLE population in New England that would like to see NornIrn go back to the Republic. Boston in particular.

>>675566858
My family, is a great example of American awesomeness, we came here from Ireland, Scotland, Germany, Wales, France, and Canada, we must have loved America.

>>675571914
People in NornIrn don't give a fuck about leaving the UK. American "Irish" people give so many more fucks about this shit than the people who actually live there.

>>675565849
Hey what about the other people are are Irish-American, that live in smaller cities or towns?

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>>675572177

Probably because they won their independence.

Losing creates losers.

>>675565849
Scott-American
The Irish can fuck-off. Except your bitches. The bitches I'll fuck.

>>675571454

Shame in the sense that the punishER can feel better about himself

>>675573108
Scotland started out as an Irish kingdom, the scots liked the Irish more than the English.

>>675573108
Funny I'm an Irish American dating a girl who's mom is straight off the boat from Scotland. Red hair and green eyes. No combination quite as beautiful, aye?

>>675573253
Not once we got to America. We just had an equal dislike of English rule back home.

>>675573495
Is the girl from Scotland too?

>>675573495
And the pinkest of the pink....

>>675573495

Post Celtic hotties!

I think we can all agree, we'd slam the fuck outta some firecrotch

>>675573525
Look, I've got Scottish AND Irish blood so I naturally sympathize but, really though, The Scots exist because of a long gone Irish Empire. The Irish were conquerors too.

Where my Southie micks at?

>>675573689
But her dad is Hawaiian and Irish so you'd be wrong she tans pretty well ;)

>>675573616
No she's American born.

Hey guys did you know I'm Irish!
Just look at my last name and my reddish beard!

Oh yeah I also love alcohol and acting all hard like real Irishman do so much!

Don't forget that I hate British people!

>every wannabe Irish guy ever

Get 'em OP. Tell these proddy fucks to fuck off!! Up the RA! Shit, I'm on a list now...

>>675565849
So do you speak Gaelic?

>>675573832
Buy those damn ginger boys...
At least we Scots are more a brown hair, rather than orange.

>>675573803
Not legal quite yet. Hahah not risking that. I'm 18 she's not though. Sorry to disappoint /b/ro

>>675574181

Slainte!

>>675574069
ah, but I believe that poetry is magic and that I can talk to the spirits of places

remember, if you can't make yourself interesting, make up some interesting bullshit you supposedly believe

>Irish-American

I have been living in Ireland for the past five years and when I ask Irish people what they think about ''Irish'' Americans they respond with Cunts.

>>675569617
pretty sure that was a lone loyalist
Micheal stone was his name and he was not well in the noggin

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>>675571591
Northern Irish claiming to be Irish while sucking the queen's dick are pretty cringey too.

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Found a new cool photo of Provo honeys

>>675565849
Potato nigger

>>675574798

pIRA is not IRA.

Oh if you are Irish tell me what this means faggot.

Dia duit conas ata tu

>>675574887
Of course someone had to say it.

>>675575027
Fuck bitches, get money?

>>675575027

From latin class in Catholic school, God has nothing to do with you? Am i close?

>>675575027
It means your a slack jawed crooked nosed irish waste of life.
>Europes version of a nigger
>Predating muslims

>>675575329

God is in contrast with you?

>>675575018
Perhaps but the Provos is synonymous with the Ira.
I know cause I actually have seen them in action (when I was a wee lad)

>>675575080
Yeah the truth hurts doesnt it

>>675575312
>>675575329
Jesus fucking christ no.

>>675575422
AFORR THE WHISKEY TOOK ME EYES, OO ARR

>>675575027
Dia duit is just a greeting but the end means like how are you or who are you I don't remember it's been a while since I went to Ireland.

>>675575363
>implying I am actually Irish
>Implying I wasn't forced to learn their horrible language.

>>675575647
Bingo.

>>675575607

What is it?

>>675575727
so what you're saying is, you moved there cause you're too much of a faggot to smoke

>>675575763
Check >>675575647

>>675575727
Not my problem faggot

617 area code here, Irish as well. Alcoholic go bruins

>>675575863
>so what you're saying is, you moved there cause you're too much of a faggot to smoke
Anon what the fuck does this have to do with anything?

Cant be irish and American faggot

>>675575312
Google lol

Jesus, Mary, and Joeseph, I hope you guys are going to Mass Easter Sunday.

>>675565849
Material, as an Irish guy with crippling insomnia, I hate to break it to you, but you're a yank. You were born in America, you're American, and you'll die an American. And for fucks sake, fuck off to another country when the mass immigration takes hold in your country. I've only ever heard wonderful things about Canada, try there.

>>675576053
he was forced to learn the language
if you deliberately move to ireland, it's because you don't mind not smoking

I love lucky charms. Guess I'm Irish too bros!

>>675576339
THIEF

>>675565849
McKees Rocks near Pittsburgh!

Fuck all you Fenian scum. God save the Queen!

fucking faggots still believing in a sky man

accept the neverending void u cunts!!

>>675576187

OP here. You guys are miserable pricks. Fuck me for liking my heritage. Let's go USA, let them bald eagles FLY!!

>>675576566
Yeah fuck you

>>675576566
Fag

Q: What's an Irish Catholic's view of heaven?
A: A Knight's of Columbus chapter with an open bar.

>>675571914
Mate, as much as I would love a united Ireland, if only for the ol' man's sake, it's not all bad, we've got the NHS at least. Besides, if it was announced today that the north was being given back to the republic, Belfast would burn to the ground before you could blink. Cookstown too, but that would be an improvement.

>>675576187
With a faggot ass attitude like that no wonder the motherland is a floating rock of debt. You made the country shit, prick.

>>675573108
WE HATE THE ENGLISH MORE THAN YOU
DO DAH, DO DAH
WE HATE THE ENGLISH MORE THAN YOU
OH THE DO DAH DAY

>>675577347

How would Derry fair?

>>675577347
>Maggie thatcher for life

>>675577660
Not too badly, so long as the prods only have themselves to rely on. If the army gets involved... Been there, done that, don't want to talk about it.

>>675577592
Aye, cause I'm in charge of the country's fuckin' bills, ya fucking twatwaffle.

Didn't the Vikings rape your ugly Celt women and pillage your shit-rock island? Why are you proud?

>>675578864
Because being retarded is tolerated in these current times

>>675578864
And now it's the sandniggers turn to rape and pillage. Oh how the wheels turn anon. Oh how those wheels turn.

>>675578557

Only reason i ask is because my father's family is from county longford (probably why they moved to US, that place is dreary as fuck), and my late mother is from Derry

>>675577804
WHO LET THE FUCKING TORY IN?

GREAT THREAT SOUTH BOSTON REPORTING IN WOOOOOOOO

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>>675579635

>>675579318
Oh fuck dude, been there, never again. I'd take Dublin first, and I fucking DISPISE Dublin.

My condolences on your ma, by the by.

>>675579434
i dont even know what that is, my continent isnt being overrun by sand niggers

>>675579635

Minnesota Irish here, I'll kick your fucking ass in hockey. Good teamwork on miracle on ice though.

>>675576021
we must be related

>>675579902
actually, i've met some of them. boston and the surrounding neighborhoods have interplay leagues and alot of the used to couch. my dad played with them in exhibition games all the time.

The reason why there are so many Irish in America is because ladies love us, and condoms are for faggots.

Irish and English people always be like "blah blah boston irish don't know what theyre talking about blah blah stop giving the provo terrorists money". when you raise a family or ten plus on a city bus driver's pay, you want to be a part of something bigger than yourself.

>>675579838
Anon... Fuck, man, I want to help you, but you need to start making some fucking sense before I can do that.

>>675580496
agreed.

labhair gaeilge?

>>675580594
They already make enough money from the heroin. True facts. Don't believe me? Have a stroll through the shittier parts of Dublin, then get back to me. Providing you weren't shivved for your wallet of course.

>>675580594

This is a really good point. Not a samepost. I've heard people get pissed that boston funded IRA and this is a good sociological reason why

>>675581084
What, you couldn't have put the money into your own community? Help out a school? Or something? Jesus Herbert Christ

>>675580659
>I cant
>Im irish

>>675580984
i meant pre 1998-2001. not condoning the actions of the provos necessarily, but non provo contemporary IRA = pure evil. ironic, boston has the US's worst heroin epidemic.

>>675581318
Cuntsicle

>>675581084
thank you. just my thought from being around such people.

>>675581313

I bet more was put into the Church or Catholic charities, it was a bar thing. There was a saying... A dollar... something

>>675581318
kek

>>675581643
both were a front for NORAID, at times.

Can someone post a fuckin black irish (dark hair, blue/green eyes) goddess in this thread? For Christ's sake

>>675582437

Too drunk to google, Paddy?

>>675573945
east fourth street bitch

>>675581643
Don't even fucking start me on the church, they've fucked us worse than the brits ever did, and they sold us as fucking slaves

>>675582437
>Black
>irish
I know a nigger creates a certain image in your head BUT in europe niggers are white

>>675566117
I bet this guy was all
>WOOOOOOOOOO GREEN BEER
on St. Paddys day

>>675576187
Don't be salty our ancestors made the smart move and jumped ship and yours didnt.

>>675573108
I use to seduce and friendzone a scott protestant girl in North St. Paul so fucking hard back in the day. They're really not that prudish. Definitely vocal about not liking Catholicism but they'll still take one for the church.

>>675582682

Fuck you mean?

>>675582975

This guy was on W 7th St on St Pats.