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Draw a gardevoir wearing a spiderman costume

http://flockdraw.com/225s7b

https://youtu.be/6UUHqAhu5GM

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the OR for the assassin bug still here?

>>673415321
Yes

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To the guy who wanted the cactus dragon, here you go!

>>673415702
I'd fuck it

>>673415702
your lineart looks like it would be so fun to colour.

>>673415702
this is spectacular, thank you so much

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>>673415439
Well it turned out really awful and made kahl sad so kahl just abandoned it
Will probably do it another time

>>673415702
Not the or but goddamn that's some great creativity for the requester and amazing artwork, I'm impressed

>>673415939
Okay then. ;_;

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>>673414841

>>673415869
No problem.
>>673415821
>>673415837
>>673415982
Thanks

still taking requests if anyone wants to make any

>>673416201
meme dragon

>>673416201
Requesting a kobold druid.

>>673416067
Lol fucking cool

>>673416378
Doge-on?

>>673416426
On it

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I'm hype

>>673416666
nice farquads

Tale of Two Cancerfags
By:Anon

Exposition: Swordbro and famous musician and innovator, Chrishop sit on a bench in the public park. It's late at night and nobody else is around.

"Hehe oh Swordbro I'm so glad you're a man so you can't oppress me!" Cfnm says lifting up his pink skirt to show his erect penis.

Swordbro shifts uncontrollably at the sight of the feminine penis Chris had. It was so large and yet so delicate. Chris was fucking crazy but he had to have that cock inside him..

"S-Sure Chris..whatever..I only hung out with you because you had clothed male nude female porn of Rukia, with or without a penis she sure is great, huh?" Swordbro mused, raking the Dorito crumbs down his Team Fortress 2 tshirt.

Chrishop seemed frustrated that he had to buy attention from Swordbro. After all, he was such a famous and successful musical genius that he should be given all of the attention without question. Ever since they had started dating it was like that, Swordbro and his Aspergers made it really hard for him to concentrate on anything but Rukia. Well, he would not be oppressed and he would change that.

(pt1)

>>673416666
Mega Satan Digits

>>673416201
Draw a zombie apocalypse, while people are shooting zombies and zombies are biting people, zombie Michael Jackson is doing the thriller

>>673416863
A dark grin formed on Cfnm's face as he hopped casually onto Swordbro's lap, the pink bow slightly crooked from all the running around they did that day. Without permission he reaches into Swordbro's pants and frees his cock greedily moving his hands up and down it, "Are you going to continue talking about that slut or are you going to fuck me?" He asked in a dark tone, one that frightened his partner slightly.

"C-Chris you really should of asked first.." Swordbro was unable to break eye contact from Chrishop's erect penis, much larger than his own just tenting the pink floral skirt worn by the sissy. His own hands reached out to touch it. It was warm and inviting. He began to make his own movements up and down the shaft.

This continued for a few more moments until Chris aggressively pushed Swordbro horizontally down on the bench and forced his large penis against the younger male's face. "Suck my feminine penis that you love so much SB" He cooed, lowering his own mouth over Swordbros cock for a 69.

(pt2)

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>>673416666

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WIP Draugr , requested by another artist yesterday but I didn't get their name?
Keen to add a few more monsters to my list whole I finish this , sooooo requests?

>>673416666
Checked

>>673416863
>>673417032
this just makes me uncomfortable

>>673415939
Omg Kahl, it probably looks perfectly fine.
Enjoyably though, this is the first time I've ever seen you take a request, do it a little, scrap it, and almost adorably say you couldn't do it.
I don't know why I'm enjoying this bashful side of you.

>>673417032
Swordbro's eyes widened, softly crying for Rukia as he sucked Chrishops large penis. At first, he was not willing to do so, even if Chrishop was his boyfriend his heart belonged only to Rukia. Being a cuckfag, Chrishop loved it but he was also a bit of a sadist. On the opposite end he sloppily sucked at Sword's cock making him squirm as he felt himself grow harder. However this would not last long and Sword felt a stinging pain go up his spine. "CHRIS STOP"

"You were thinking about her again, you were oppressing me!" The sissy faggot shouted at the top of his lungs between mouthfuls of Swordbro's cock, which he was now using his teeth to forcibly bite and tear at the skin. Swordbro coughed and spat out Chrishops donger and it proceeded to swing slightly, Chrishops sweaty balls slapping Swordbro in the face, "I did not consent to this Chris, you are raping me! RUKIA HELP! RUKIA RUKIA RUKIA RUKIA.."

Oh god he was having his Rukiezures again.

(pt3)

>>673417157
Gorefags are going to love it.

>>673417032
>>673416863
It's weirder that you're this angry about pictures on the internet

>>673417286
I'm not angry, I think it's funny.

>>673417221
go on

>>673417221
Chrishop was not about to let Swordbro go free when he acted this way. After all, he was so very famous and important. His innovations (too many to name) changed the world so drastically. He was insulted. Swordbro's shaft had begun to bleed from the teeth tearing at the top layer of skin and Chrishops teeth stained with blood, so he withdrew from the cock and instead pulled a switchblade from the brown pocket of his shirt, "You'll regret choosing Rukia over me!"

Without warning he drove the sharp edge of the blade into the flesh of the penis, tearing into it unforgivingly, "Men are more oppressed because of women. Did you know that the draft age makes it so very unfair and unequal and that more women hit men than men hit women??? You would not like her so much if you would just realize how great I am.." He seethed, Swordbro screaming in pain slowly subsiding from the loss of blood.

(pt4)

>>673417117
Requesting a Kelpie actually trying to save a boy from drowning.

>>673417221
6/10 its alright

wheres the loomis?????????

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ITT: Stealing my innovative stories I see.

>>673417475
The appendage itself was loose from the base and Chrishop instinctively began to tug on it, eventually freeing the entire cock in his hand. He held it up to his own with a wide grin, "Look how small it is, haha. Oh man I wish a girl would shove her vagina in my face so you'll do with your new pussy! We can give this one to Rukia, you won't be needing it!" Chrishop threw the dejected penis into the nearby trashcan and shoved his face into the open gash repeatedly until blood poured down his face like syrup on pancakes.

Swordbro only conversed occasionally, until the skirted man ejaculated over his face and stood up to stare at the night sky. It was a good date night. Everything went well. Both hands gripped at Swordbros ankles as Chrishop drug him towards the rivers edge and pushed him in a bit aggressively. Halfway into the water Swordbro awoke and could do nothing but cry quietly for Rukia as he died in the oceans waves. The only response he heard was Chris's laugher from ashore until a final, "HEY YOU YOU IN THE POLICE CAR, YOU ARE OPPRESSING ME, I DIDN'T SAVE ANY CUB PORN OR CP!!! Did you know that MEN are the ones who are oppressed I think that---". And all faded to black.

(pt5 - fin)

>>673417475
>sword
>bleeding
i'm confused

>>673417725
This might come as a surprise to you mate, but Swordbro is not a Sword, he's a neckbeard anon.

>>673417117
A banshee putting on makeup.

>>673417807
i don't believe you

>>673417695
Jesus fuck
>Please tell me this wasn't all actually written out and that it's just a copy pasta with the names edited

>>673417919
I took one for the team and wrote it.

>>673415939
Disappointing. I'm sure it looks fine.

>>673417691
You wrote this?

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Oh boy! Get a load of the cancer on these posts. Daaaamn gurl. If I didn't know any better I'd say it's stage 4. Mmmm just how I like it baby.

>>673418000
While I take no issue with Swordbro, I have to commend you for your efforts.
This shit is fucking glorious

>>673417490
>>673417821
Added to the list, thank you.
All I ask is for some time please :)

>>673418133
No.
I was just playing.

Also Men ARE Oppressed.

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>>673417117
request you draw a Penanggalan.

>>673418169
Yeah I don't hate Swordbro either, I just thought it was funny. I tried to write it like a shitty fanfic you would see online somewheres and thanks.

>>673418000
Pls put it all in one picture.

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sieg heil thred

>>673418262
You don't mind if I screencap this, right?

Seriously.
Men are oppressed.

>>673418378
>>673418274
Sure. Go ahead and cap it.

>>673418415
i don't feel oppressed at all

>>673417695
Somebody should draw a comic of this

>>673418456
Sweet, thanks

>>673418514
Because you live in a culture that doesn't talk about it.

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>Disgruntled dragon girl
Props for making me actually draw one of my ocs

>>673418612
talk about it as much as you like, i don't feel like i'm oppressed
because i'm not

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>>673418415
I BET MORE MEN GET ABUSED BY MEN THAN WOMEN BY MEN. NO BIG DEAL IF IT'S IN THE SAME GENDER RIGHT? Not talking about sex. Think wholistically.

>>673418754
You are oppressed.
And you just aren't aware of it.

It's literally like having a sun burn, and saying "i'm not sunburnt.

>>673418838
Men oppress other Men all the time.
Look at the person i'm talking to above you.

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Hello thread, just wondering if the girl I made this for is here?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Chrishop + Swordbro = SwordShip

>>673418950
>And you just aren't aware of it.
that's fucking stupid
but i'm so glad you're here to tell me how i'm supposed to feel
end yourself

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Where's peep

>>673419047
k.

>>673419136
you killed her.

>>673418331
I think you missed her, man.

>>673419136
Riding nigger dick

>>673419093
>but i'm so glad you're here to tell me how i'm supposed to feel
But your opinions on this matter are sole based on how others have taught you how to feel about it.

Do you need an education on the oppression of men?

>>673419207
FeelsBadMan

>>673419257
Somebody draw this

>>673418237
Also added thank you.
Interesting one that I've never heard of.

>>673419299
>how others have taught you how to feel about it
no they aren't
i don't feel oppressed because i'm not fucking oppressed
it's not like anyone came up to me on the street and said "hey quick reminder, you're not oppressed"

>>673419299
Or what if...what if he doesn't feel oppressed because the way he acts and is treated isn't bad?

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BYE EVERYONE HAVE A FUN TIME

>>673419207
No.. I couldn't have... she was alive, I felt it!

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>>673419032

>>673419032
https://youtu.be/tYKPdNvH800

dont read this cuz it actually works

You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you do not post this in at least 3 threads you will die in 2 days. Now that you're reading this, don't stop. This is so scary. Put this in at least 5 threads in 143 minutes, and when you're done press F6 and your lover's name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary, it actually works.

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>>673419221
ah well

ill b take requests btw

>>673418950
>Men oppress other Men all the time

The Patriarchy does exist

>>673419820
Eat some spotted dick?

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>>673418456
>>673418274
>>673419047

>>673419820
Draw a skunk smoking weed

>>673419922
Based

>>673419922
Thanks, Double dubs anon.

>>673417695

The Hot Date
By: Another Anon

Anon had himself placed at the junction between Spam Road and Circlejerk Highway. Diarrhea drizzled from the sky like it did every other day. It was just how the weather worked. He's not coming. That's what you told yourself. On your way to the slut house you lost coordination and tripped into a shit puddle.
"Need a hand?"
It was him, that red canuck is actually here.
"Oh umm... I-I'm fine.." you manage to stutter out. Just get yourself up. Smile a bit as well, hide how nervous you are.

>>673419890
>Men oppress other Men all the time.
And this is bad why? This is how male friendships work. We oppress one another until we're so impressed that we become bros for life and shit.

>>673420044
>>673420102
yw fam

>>673420121
>red cancuk
Oh lawds you mean Marc?

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10 minutes for a single request.

>>673420338
birb peen on birb peen

>>673420338
Give a good licking to Entity.

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alright guys i did what i can to balance my character, combat wise
i'll go through the list, then you can call me an autist, OK?
>technology is more realistic, and the portals require more time to open
>focus on speed and intelligence, use of planning and logistics to win battles, and knowing when to retreat
>ki is limited to basic defense and punches, which at most hurt as much as a taser
>The nanobots in the bloodstream only help slow age and nullify disease and radiation. No strength enhancements, no healing factor, nothing that would help in combat
>The direct side effect of the nanobots is being sterile
some other minor things, i think its a fairly balanced character now, at least in the context of the draw-fighting.

>>673419462
Yes. Yes you are.
And i can prove it.

>>673419538
Then he's lucky to not be born different.

>>673419890
Patriarchy is FORCED upon Men.
Even Women won't date a Man who isn't the stereotypical Male.

>>673420151
That's not even real friendship. that's dipshit.

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Dead bread?

>>673420338
Let me cum on your dick

>>673420338
someone warnin u about the stairs

>>673420495
Nobody cares
Draw porn or fuck off
Cunt

>>673420510
Oh yeah!? Well... You're a double dipshit!

See, now we're buddies! Just like you are with your asshole friends.

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>>673420495
>shes here
>im gonna do it

>>673419915
>>673420021
in a bit

>>673420510
then prove it idiot

>>673420681
>.<
...
Men are oppressed.

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>>673417117
hey, i asked for that, thanks for working on it

>this is for the guy who was waiting for Macho Man Randy Savage doing the elbow drop on Rah

>>673420495
Honestly you're no more imbalanced than all the demons wandering around here or mythological shit. As a human-based avatar you're greatly disadvantaged from the start. Just don't one-hit and you're good.

>>673420686
focking do it brah

>>673420686
oh god dont for my sake and your own

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>>673420121
....and then???

what if

hol up hol up

what if

hear me out

what if

no one's oppressed and everything's arbitrary

>>673420828
>Just don't one-hit and you're good
only time she did that was somewhat jokingly to anonvatars and she still got chewed out by someone for it kek

people are gonna complain about how you fight regardless of the circumstances

>>673420495
seems gud but you can probably stay pretty creative tech-wise for fun

don't really have to mention the sterile thing tho that's just breaking >>673420686's dreams

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hello thread... trying something new I guess, let's see how long this lasts.

>>673420121
better

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>>673420495

You're overthinking this.

You can be an overpowered character with just a spoon...or you can be a walking Rob Liefeld drawing with a million gadgets and a billion pockets and still be a wet paper towel in a battle.

What you have is only a part of it.

What matters most is what you DO.

You're so invested in your character that you take everything that happens to you super seriously. You invent a million multi-dimensional excuses for why something didn't hit you or why you're still alive after getting blown out by a joke attack.

That fumbling desire to give excuses to everything. That obsessive need to come out unhurt from every situation.

THATS what makes you boring.

>>673418733
Nice, thanks. Like the character.