POST YOUR SECRETS

responding to question in previous thread

>>668863581
yes i did, felt the same as when i fuck her twice in the same night.. love that feeling

When I was a kid between 13-16, me and these few friends of mine had this one friend who we used to break into his house when no one was home. Instead of stealing we would go to his sister's bathroom and open the blinds just a little. At night, she would shower and all of us would stare through the slightly open blinds. We did this for months until they could afford tin foil.

This probably explains why I am so turned on by public sex, public nudity, and stalker porn

i have 3 girlfriends, ages 18, 45 and 21, none of them know about each other, and i have to do some clever juggling to see each of them.

I want to dump the 21 and 45 year old and stay with the 18 year old.

oh and i'm almost 40.

>>668864059
nice. just not the same when you know its yous though

From previous thread.

Helped my gf at the time have sex with a friends dog four times.

Incase anyway wants to ask anything etc

>>668864263
do you all live in the same area?

I put together a collage of a co-worker's pics plus nudes of a girl who looks like her, then emailed it to people at our office. I also sent hard copies to her familly members.

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>working as a bouncer at a bar.
>Had a co-worker who was a juice monkey (steroids)
>be inside working the floor when I heard "Trevor needs help in the parking lot" over the radio.
> Run outside. Trevor is standing over a bum, holding his shirt. pummeling the living shit out of him
>Pull him off. Bum isnt moving.
>ohfuck.jpg
>Move him to bushes to the side, call EMS
>Next day, get text from cousins GF (ER nurse) asking me what happened she tells me a DOA came in from the club I was working at
>ohfuck.jpg
>Next day, manager calls me and Trevor in to his office.
> The cops wanted to see the tapes, he told them the cameras were out for the week, He fired Trevor and told me to watch my ass.
>mfw

>>668864406
it was definitely different yeah, though I don't know if thats just cuz we were all fucked up

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I killed myself
Twice

>>668864446
yup, i LIVE with the 45 year old.

the other two are in town and i work them into my schedule when shes not around.

>>668864720
daym son! Did you live?

>>668864726
how much do you spend on all these women per week on average?

>>668863694
>be black
>drive

I fucked my brother, I'm also a boy.

>>668864682
nice. in college i weas fuck buddies with the same girl as my friend/housemate, though he didnt know. so we would fuck the same girl right after one another quite often. loved pumping her full of cum knowing he would unknowingly be rubbing his dick in it afterward. sadly he didnt cum in her as often.

>>668864720
You know /b/, it's rare, but occasionally, you amaze me. That why I stick around. Bow niggers.

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>>668864726
daym dude... thats amazing.

>>668864943
well because i live with ONE of them, most of the time is hers, but a few hours at least, just depends on schedules and what not. some weeks i only see the one i live with, i work, the other two are college students

I created a fake Facebook to tell a girl that my old best mate is cheating on her

i am a compulsive liar.

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>>668864890
It hurt at first, but you get used to it

Had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

And I enjoyed it.

22 years old and I still wet the bed

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>>668864083
>until they could afford tin foil.

huh?

>>668865187
is she still with him?

I cheated on my geography test in 5th grade. It was about state capitals. Still feel bad because I lied to my teacher right in his face.

Me and my sister have been fooling around and last night I actually put it in but it hurt so we worked up to it and i came inside her, I don't want a retard baby tho

>>668865148
its hard, and tiring and i'm always worried one of them will catch me with another and end 2 relationships.

the really stupid part is not wanting to hurt one of the girls, but in the end i have to break 2 hearts to follow mine.

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I'm the anon from the other thread that has boner trouble. If any of the other anons I was talking to are here, I'm lurking if you have any questions.

>>668865358
WHAT THE FUCK

that's it, i will never visit this site again. I'm done

>>668864426

Was it her first time ? Please more context and detailed story

>>668865216
Nice lie faggot

The only reason I'm still virgin is because I'm too big for my girlfriend.

>>668865178
i meant how much money do you spend

>>668865504

>I don't want a retard baby tho

Not fucking your sister usually helps with those odds

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>>668865447

>>668865613
hav you ever had fantasies involving real people that you know?

I constantly think and fantasize about killing myself, but I dont want to be dead.

I have a decent life, good friends, im happy with my girlfriend, stable job i enjoy, its all good. I just keep thinking of suicide for some reason.

I realize if i tell this to anyone i know, they're going to think im crazy.

>>668863090
>You still want to do it. You want write that application.
>The person helping you, is helping you.
>Are you female? Or why is this somehow such a difficult concept for you?

No, I don't. I don't want to write a fucking cover letter.

I would literally pay someone from HR to write them for me because I fucking hate writing them so much, and that person would be helping me do something I don't want to do at all.

>>668865791
>>668865504
I meant this one.

I'm obsessed with the thought of cutting off a penis

*nibbles on cookies in the corner* 0-0 I stole all the souls

>>668864426
Whose idea was it? Did she like it or was she only doing it for you?

Why only 4 times?

>>668865959
The fuck

>>668865547
maybe you shouldn't have dated 3 girls at once in the first place.

what state you live in?

i did it. TOTALLY did it. to both of them. twice. lol

>>668865755
not a whole lot, they're all low maintenance girls.

>>668865643
FROM PREVIOUS THREAD

>I'd spoken to her about dogs before and she was really open to the idea. We had an opportunity to house sit for a friend who had a rather large male bull mastiff. Pretty much as soon as everyone had left we started trying to get the dog to lick, which he did with some eagerness, weirdly he prefered her on hands and knees when licking; maybe it was because he could lick both holes I don't know.

>Anyway we enticed him to mount and he wasn't so clued up as to what to do. So in between attempts she would massage his sheath and as soon as some of his thick duck popped out she would such him dry. My

>After about 40minutes of trying I eventually got him inside her and he pounder away for a few minutes but knotted outside. She screamed like made at first though, but admitted she loved it.

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>>668865504

which county of Kentucky are you from, anon?

>>668866043
Hehe *gives you a cookie* ;)

>>668865985
uuuuuum misquote?

i was feeling up my aunt while she slept once, and she kept murmuring her son's name

>>668865979
SEE >>668866112

AND
>Friend never found out. But months later they did mention to me how much the dog had been humping things and trying to mount visitors etc that's when we decided to stop and not house sit again.

>>668863694
Ever since i first found 4chan and /b/ in particular I always come here before fapping to get turned on by weird shit that I'm not comfortable searching.

>>668866158

yeah, misquote

>>668866205
I ship it 0-0

>>668866049
Well duh, it wasnt supposed to happen like this. the 21 year old was just supposed to be a playmate but we were texting so much my GF got suspicious when she called the phone company about something and they told her i had like 400 minutes of use on my line and over 1000 texts to one number in just a few days.

the other one, well was kind of the same thing...

i'm not happy with the situation.

>>668863694
I have a great Japanese wife, but her mom and I have crushes on each other. We exchange backrubs and Pat each others asses. Last weekend, we were exchanging backrubs, and I could see right down her shirt and all of her tits. When it was her turn to rub me, she had her hands down my chest. I asked her to rub my nipples and she fucking did. I reached back and massaged her arms, but began circling her nipples at the same time.

I refuse to go any further because we have two kids and I love my wife. But I want to fuck my MIL fiercely. And she wants it to.

Fucking morals.

>>668865504
how old is your sister? How long have you been fooling around.

also get the morning-after pill ASAP

>>668864720
That's an AMAZING Pepe! Where did you find it?

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>>668866226

when he gets going like that Clark, best thing to do is to let him just finish on up

>>668866142
I could use a cookie because i have no food atm

>>668866112
Well done faggot, you've been cucked by another species.

>>668866268
all is fair in war and 4chn

I'm only 28 and rated 100% from the VA and collect ssdi.

It's pretty good money. 4652 a month.

I feel like shit when people ask me what my job is.

I was active duty 10 years and medically retired out, I really didn't want to get out.

I enjoy making old people feel uncomfortable. In my car, I give old people sexual or sassy facial expressions or I pretend to be a retard. Their discomfort is amusing and it turns me on, not the old people themselves but the way I have made them feel. A few days ago, I had an old substitute teacher and I kept winking at her and she would awkwardly turn away. I also had a chocolate Hershey's bar and the teacher asked if she could have some so, I gave her the bar and she had a really hard time, just fucking struggling, to get a piece of chocolate out of the wrapper. So, I said to her, "Yeah, you just got to get in there good, really finger it out of there. Mmm yeah finger it out." She got extremely uncomfortable and gave up and walked away. I was COMPLETELY SATISFIED.

>>668866383
Aww /~\ *gives you all the cookies* same tho. I only ate breakfast yesterday XD

>>668866305
so what im gathering from this is that you're an enormous retard and you deserve all of this?

what state are you in??

>>668866320
Nike - just do it

>>668865373
When you're drunk or just naturally?

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>>668866346
On the net

>>668866416
Not me I was just helping out a fellow anon.

>cucked by another species
That's some funny shit tho

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>>668866606

6's bitches

>>668865907
You do want to do it, else you would not do it.

Nobody is forcing you to write that cover letter.
Nobodybis coercing you to do it.

This kind of thinking is typical of feminists like you.

You are incapable of differentiating your own responsibility for your own actions, choices and motives.

Example:
You can think about raising your arm, but your arm wont raise until you actually make the choice to do so and send the required impulses to your arm.

If I raise your arm for you, at your request, I am helping you do so, even if you are capable of it yourself.

If I force your arm up without you wanting it up, I am forcing you to raise your arm.

Helping is always implicitly and by definition, in the interest of and accoeding to the interests of the person being helped.

If it is not, then it is not helping.

>>668866555
yeah thats a pretty safe thing to say; i can admit that i fucked it up pretty bad, and the whole mess is of my own making.

I dont have a choice, this is unsustainable and i'm go to have to do something about.

i live in Texas, not that it matters :P

My girlfriend is 16 and is still in high school, the only reason why I volunteer at her school is so we can see each other more often. I'm embarrassed to tell my friends not because she is underage but because she is still n HS.

>>668865092
I was giving my brother a blowjob when I was 5 or 6 years old. I didn't wanted to do that...

>>668865680

Got pics?

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>>668865416
>>668865416
If you put tin foil on a window, theoretically, it could prevent anyone from looking in.

>>668866518
I ate lunch and a sandwich yesterday

>>668863694
i sucked my dogs dick.

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>>668865865
Yeah. Usually about girls that are taken or are unobtainable.

One girl that I was really into, stunningly gorgeous black girl I used to work with and have been friends with for years (yeah btw I really have a thing for hot black women) that knew I was into her, like we openly talked about dating, and I did take her out on a few dates. Anyway, few weeks ago I met her for drinks, got wasted and picked a fight with her. I blew it, she won't even talk to me anymore. Started off a huge bout of depression that I'm still experiencing.

Fuck.

>>668865643
It was her first time with a dog, yeah.
What other details would you like to know besides the tagged post in the previous thread?

>>6688666666

>>668866791
Yeah but why would they need to save money to buy fucking tin foil?

>>668866775
Wait till she graduates then XD

>>668866452
Holy shit - what's wrong with you?

>>668866783
Cant risk it mate. Sorry.

>>668866565
The thing is my wife has been cheated on by all her exes. I would be the world's biggest scumbag and it would fuck up my kid's lives too. What kind of father would pipe down their grandmother?

I have blown almost as many loads to the MIL jerking as I have to my wife during sex.

>>668865979
My idea but she was always open to it from the first mention.
She really enjoyed it hence doing it another 3 times.
We never had our own dog and see the tagged post for the other reason.

>>668866803
Awesome XD
0-0 should go up to people and be like "feed me master" ;)

>>668866840
you're fucking retarded

>>668866673
That's an awesome one too! Mind if I save them?

>>668866775
how old are you? How did you meet her?

>>668866460
This is pretty funny.

>>66886446
pics or it didn't happen

>>668866924

You know how I know you're full of shit? You post the girls first and last name but then say you can't risk pics.

Can you try not to lie on the internet for once in your life? And if you will, at least be believable you fucking faggot?

>>668866776
did anyone help you or coerce you? this would help settle a huge argument that's been going on for two fucking threads now

>>668866776

gril or faggot?

>>668866902
two years mayne. the biggest problem is when we go out on social gatherings, i hate the way they look down on her.

>>668866987
Well, then i wouldn't do it. Stay with your wife

Fucked one of my sisters when she was 14.

I was in my 20's.

>>668866791

so could closing the fucking blinds

>>668866894
>>668866894
>>668866894
Because they were poor. That's why they didn't lock their doors because they could't afford to either fix it or buy a new one. So they would just push a couch on the door to "prevent" anyone from coming in.

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>>668863694
if the world knew how fucking weak 24 million potato schizophrenic retard fucks trying to hold onto 7.692 million square kilometres as i do Australia as a country simply would not be here, cease to exist, by tomorrow. And im not only going to let it happen but actively foster and encourage this foregone conclusion as an active catalyst to this end, inclusive of every retard that has ever identified under this banner. (y)

>>668867023
No chance in hell. Im not a submissive sissy fuckboi or some shit

>>668866805

gril or faggot?

if gril, greentext

if faggot, IDGAF

In a relationship w an 9/10 tall sexy woman yet I still like showing off my cock to random women on kik. Just to get the random reactions and nothing more

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>>668867315
until my dieing fucking day until im withered old and gray

>>668867020
Never considered getting your own dog?

did she ever blow you while fucking the fog or vice versa?

>>668866840
I think you need a very complex and specific kind of interpersonal relationship with a woman inorder to be sexually aroused by her so aas to get an erection.

I think you need a very specific kind of woman, in a specific relationship, to raise your sexual tension. I think you need a woman that you feel, that she feels, like she is doing something dirty and "wrong", but wants it with you so much on an animalistic level thatbshe will do it anyways.

>>668867180
Oh wow. Punch them right in the dingalong if they look down on her. Like wtf

I regret getting married at 23. The girl I married is perfectly adequate and completely workable, but I could've done better.

>>668867281
was it good?
what was the relationship like afterwards?
how does she act now? ages now?

>>668867077
We met in High School my senior year her sophomore. In like a debate club or some-shit I'm 19

>>668865865
Oh, I remember one. When I was 19 I was working at a department store and there was a 46 yr old married woman I would blatantly hit on. She kinda liked it, and on my birthday she gave me a back massage and kissed me on the cheek. That was fun, I used to think about her a lot.

>>668866987
Seriously these threads are full of cheating stories, Anon. What people don't know obviously won't hurt them. The faggot that named the girl up top did his homework because I googled the shit out of her name and results from every european country. Sounds like a jew name anyway. But apart from retards who get their jollies off of risking getting caught and just retards in general, if you're careful and calm you won't be caught ever.

>>668867344
Lmao XD

>>668867281
Consensual? Whose idea? once only or on the regular?

>>668867285
>>668867285
At an angle the blinds are "closed." From the outside we would put up bricks to look "down" into the window. I would only open them or reposition them into the "down" position so from their POV they were closed but from the outside you could see in but looking down.

The one window and blind was at the actual bathtub. So when you peaked in, tits were right at your face all wet and soapy with hands rubbing all over.

>>668867148
Impossible to find her mate. I checked. Thanks for playing cunt

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>>668867050
Sure

>>668867433
They don't talk shit, which im grateful for. They do, however, act as tho they are somehow superior because they are older.

I gave my brother in law head once.

>>668867165
Nobody helped me, I didn't told anyone
>>668867176
I'm not a faggot, I didn't wanted to blow his cock, it was just a few seconds but it felt like hell

>>668867462
>was it good?

oh yeah. nothing is as good now. which sucks.

>what was the relationship like afterwards?

normal. nothing's changed. except no sex now.

>how does she act now?

like a responsible adult with two kids.

>ages now?

she's late 20's and Im 30's.

>>668867751

gril or faggot?

if gril, greentext. if faggot, IDGAF

When my 9yo niece stays at my place she likes to shower with me.

>>668867749
Thats stupid >~>

>>668867714

Yet you don't know if any of her friends or her boyfriends friends surf /b/. You really are a stupid kind of faggot.

>>668863694
I'm a 31 year old virgin that's never been in a relationship nor ever had any kind of sexual encounter.

>>668867575
>Consensual?

yes. no rape. no force. messing around before.

>Whose idea?

no one's. it just happened one night. but there was previous stuff before.

>once only or on the regular?

regular till she was 21.

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>>668867754
>>>668867176 (You)
>I'm not a faggot, I didn't wanted to blow his cock, it was just a few seconds but it felt like hell

faggot it is

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>>668867866
Got pics?

>>668867751

That is kinda hot. Are you married?

Greentext

>>668867848
Fem but I don't like greentext

>>668867505
Good.

Try that again. See if you cant find yourself an older woman like this again, except this time when the tension mounts, feel free and empowered to actually fuck her eventually.

>>668866205
Pretty fucking bold of you.

>>668863694
cheated on my ex girlfriend, got nudes from the girl i was cheating with, and posted them to /b/
im the best

>>668867866

i shower with my uncle.

im 9.

>>668867532
You didn't check my dubs ;~;

>>668867471
OK. That's not too bad, actually, anon.

>>668863694
I fell in love with my 11 year old neighbor after she told me she loved me. I'm 21. I was good friends with her parents. I got drunk and we texted back and forth a bit and the parents read it. Now I'm not allowed to have any contact with her and I feel like I fucked up. I technically didn't do anything illegal but I feel like killing myself anyways.

>>668866383
:(

>>668867528
I know I could get away with it. But I would die knowing I betrayed the one person in my life who's been the kindest to me. I already let it get too far. But fucking a girl and her mother has been a fantasy of mine since my balls dropped.

My dick and balls vs morals.

>>668867955

so just tell the story without greentext

your awesome dubs command it

>>668867955
This is why you will never find a husband.

>>668867913
she probably still masturbates thinking about it.... gets wet, at least

>>668867418
We did but at the time it wasn't possible with the living arrangements.

Once the first time we tried anything she did but as soon as she went to suck me the dog went nuts. We tried a few more times short afterwards but he was really making a noise and becoming a bit aggressive.
I'm guessing he was confused with regards to dominance at the time.

>>668867941
Not married. He's my sisters husband

>>668867940
yes. am i going to share them, no.

>>668867904
You can search anyone name on the net and get hundreds if not thousands of results.

>>668866758
>You do want to do it, else you would not do it
No, I fucking don't. That's why I would pay someone else to do it for me, so that I don't have to, because I don't fucking want to do it myself.

>This kind of thinking is typical of feminists like you
I am not a female and I am not a feminist.

>If I raise your arm for you, at your request, I am helping you do so, even if you are capable of it yourself.
>If I force your arm up without you wanting it up, I am forcing you to raise your arm.
>Helping is always implicitly and by definition, in the interest of and accoeding to the interests of the person being helped.

I see the point you're trying to make, but we're going to have to agree to disagree.

Just because something is in my best interest and I'm capable of realizing that doesn't mean it's something I WANT to do. Think about people who are depressed. There are tons of things that would be in their best interest and they know that, but they don't WANT to do them. Someone could still HELP their depressed friend get out of bed and make it to the gym in the morning, but I wouldn't call that forcing/coercing them.

>>668867955

Just post your tits+timestamp then. And tell us the story in non greentext form

>>668867866
And do you like to shower with her too?
do you get hard?

I have a wife but keep a regular mistress on the side. Occasionally I keep two mistresses just to spice things up. I've had sexual experiences in the past ten years that most of you faggots can only dream of.

>>668867992

Q: what's the best thing about taking a shower with a 9 year old girl?

A: Your dick looks HUGE in her tiny little hands

>>668868114

Did you have a boyfriend or anything at the time you were cheating on or were/are you single?

PS: timestamp+tits

>>668868028

that's a failed IQ test right there

All of my secrets leak out under duress and disperse globally so I don't see the point in having them.

>>668867422
Sounds like a possibility. Are you a psych major or something? Sounds sexy to me. This sounds lame, but I need a girl that I could be honest with and still want to do some weird shit with. Someone that could give me a second chance and still be confident in themselves if I can't get it up at first.

>>668865432
I don't know, I only told her yesterday with a Facebook can't log into now as I cleverly used a ten minute email

>>668868222

>>668868114

You can't deny those trips. Post tits

>>668868281
Yup.

>>668868013
>not too bad
people always give me shit about it.
The only people who truly don't give a shit and are just happy to see her happy are her mom, and her cousin who she is insanely close with. Her mom doesn't like the age difference but she does like me. ( in a platonic way).

I'm rolling balls right now

>>668868068

im the one that masturbates to the memories for sure.

nothing gets me off now. which is the only downside.

>>668867165
LOL I'm one of the combatants in that argument, you're fucking awesome.

10/10 post

>>668868157
Yeah, we do it every time now, used to be only once in a while. I do get hard at least for a little while usually, Id never do anything with her but she is really cute and has a perfect little ass.

>>668867994
Me no understand /~\ *gives you a cookie*

>>668868539
Does she comment on the erection? Do you wash each other?
You must have great self control

>>668868144
If you cant tell the difference between helping and coercion, you have serious issues.

This also ties into having the capacity to differentiate between what is consensual and what is not, ehich apparently you lack.

You are misusing both terms, and ambiguating them, which leaves it impossible to discuss these matters with you on a mutual basis, because you skew and misuse the words themselves.

>>668864565
Trevor sounds like an insecure steroid faggot

Every day for about six months before I moved out I dunked my roommates tooth brush in the toilet because I hated him, also spit in his mouth wash and shampoo. Would occasionally stick his toothbrush in my asscheeks. I knew he would catch on to this and retaliate in secret because of shit smell/taste. Plus he's a piece of shit so I bought a second toothbrush for myself to use and left my old one in the bathroom for him to shove in his ass as much as he wanted, would occasionally wet it and move it so he thought I was still using it.

Never told anyone until now.

>>668868335
im a nurse working towards becoming a psychiatric nurse.

>>668868053
I was staying with them and he was looking in the hall closet naked. I'm sure it was intentional so I made a snarky comment about his cock. It led to joking I should taste it so I did. I didn't stop till he came in my mouth. It never happened again

>>668868148
this is why she didn't want to identity, shitforbrains

I left the cap off of the toothpaste.

>>668867165
10/10 that argument has been lasting forever

I fucked one of my (married) highschool teachers 6 months after I graduated.

I have a gf but want to fuck other girls. I'm even dreaming about it at night but I live in a small town and would prob get caught. Don't want to hurt her feelings even though I don't think I feel anything for her anymore

>>668867418
If you want to know more add me on kit
Jonnymcjo
In work atm

>>668869030

I don't give a shit you white knight faggot she agreed to respond when the other anon asked if she was a femanon

>>668869137
Kik*

I rape/d my girlfriend

>>668867985
she came home drunk as hell and fucked up so i crept in her room once i heard her snoring and just took things slow, she never woke up

>>668869122
I feel you on a fucking molecular level /b/ro

>>668868552
You dont know what dubs are?

I lurk here waiting to see if bbqmom will update

>>668869302
Laugh all you want. I'm just a noob ;-; teach me oh wise one *offers a cookie sacrifice*

I'm a dude and I prefer wearing panties and thongs

>>668868028
Wthether its with a MIL, or neighbor etc... ALWAYS assume EVERY text or email will be read by somebody else. Keep everything verbal and make code words for compromised situations. IF you know its wrong, tread carefully and have a plan for when it falls apart.

>>668868205
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old?

Slicking her hair back and making her look 10.

What's even better than that?

Turning her around and pretending shes a boy

Better than that?

Feeling the pelvis crack.

>>668869434
That's hot 0-0

>>668867751

How did that happen? Were you drunk? Sleeping over? Sister sleeping in the next room?

>>668868626
sometimes, long ago we had a talk about it, she understands it's something I cant rly control, plus she is really smart. When she was younger I would help bathe her, now that she's old enough to do it all herself I havent except a very few times, none recently. She has touched my dick a couple times when she was younger, just cause curiosity and such.

>>668868335
Thanks for the advice anon.

Holy shit that captcha was giving me hell. Street signs can go fuck themselves.

>>668869465
what

>>668869663
I just explained it

>>668863694
My biggest secret is I was NEVER molested by my father but I still dye my hair blue and/or purple

>>668868898
I enjoy lsd as well anon

>>668869860

Nice fake story stupid faggot.

Timestamp plus tits or gtfo

>>668869424
Kek its when a post number ends in 2 same numbers, for example, 44

>>668869902
I really hate seeing chicks with rainbow fried hair

>>668870068
Wow you just got 3 doubles

>>668869902
Do you wish you were, though? any daddy fantasies?

>>668870172
that's not how it works. We only count the last two digits.

About 3 years ago I shot a man that tried to steal my truck on a county road rate late at night. Hit him square in the chest. Just drove off. Never heard anything else about it since.

>>668870095
Same. That and the one shaved side of the head are like billboards that scream daddy issues

>>668870068
Oh, I understand now. Thanks XD *hugs*

>>668870305
No SICKO

>>668870172
Im not sure if that's you and you're serious or someone else fucking around with me. But i'll explain, that's not how it works. Only the last numbers count. If the 2 last numbers are the same then its dubs, if 3 then trips, if 4 its quads and so on...

i cannot stop fingering my own anus. ive tried to stop on my own hundreds of times, but i find myself subconsciously doing it. each session ends with me shitting into my hand, and im always disgusted by myself. please help me.

I need to pee 0-0

>>668870664
ok I understand. So you just got quads right? Or is that double doubles

>>668870705
Ur on ur own shit boy

>>668870791
I know its not you now, fuck off nigger

>>668870664
You're so smart XD
*gives you a cookie*

I learned how to eat pussy when I was 9yo from my 16yo baby sitter

>>668870908
Ok plz explain again

>>668870980
Nice

>>668870982
Lol all the trolling XD

>>668871245
XDDDDD LOL LE 4CHINZ *TROLLFACE* XDD U MAD?

I have an issue in which every few months or so I go looking for and enjoy cheese pizza. Immediately after which I swear off the stuff for good and fall into a deep depression for a few days out of the sheer fact that I enjoyed it in the first place.

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>>668868040
Either way you will die with regrets so the real fucking question is Would you rather die knowing that you never made your dream come true because of "morals" or rather die knowing that you cheated your wife but at least you accomplished an exploit that only few of us could possibly accomplish in our miserable life???

MAKE ME PROUD YOU /B/ASTERD AND FUCK THIS MILF

>>668871354
I'm not but the other dude probably was *makes a derpy face and nibbles on cookies* :3

>>668871041
At 1st I hated it, even cried the 1st couple times she made me do it to her but once I realized how much she liked it I loved doing it to her. she even brought over a couple of her friends for me to practice on.

>>668869902

i was molested by my father but dont really care. we're still close but just dont have sex.

i dont mean to offend anyone, just wondering how that can someone fuck someone up.

i mean, it's just sex.

>>668871384
What the fuck
At least its not a daily thing

>>668868122
At least greentext it

>>668871491
Lmao, was she hot?

>>668871487
Well i have no idea who the fuck is who anymore so i'll just stop