What're you doing for Valentines day?

>>668738378
Proposing to my girlfriend. About the to settle down and have a family.

>>668738782
Good luck and congrats

>>668738378
Spending it mostly alone. Playing some videogames. Hating myself and wishing I could be with a girl who I will definitely never be with.

>>668739319
Thank you.

feeling good about getting out of a poop relationship, probably gonna eat a shitton of chocolate

cry

>>668738378
Purchasing tires for the only thing I've ever loved.

>>668738378
Waiting to see those big tits

>>668738378
Hopefully the girl I'm in love with will hang out with me. If she doesnt I'll just jerk off, get fucked up and play games.

>>668738378
Muttering happy valentines day to wife. Raise children and do chores as normal. Maybe sex i guess.

chilling at home all day, probably play some video games and then going to work

more like WHO am I doing for Valentine's day?! AMIRITE??

No-one. Nothing. I'm free, what's up?

http://www.poll-maker.com/Q34Q85

>>668740055
This

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>>668740661
HEY NOW

Going to bars looking for depressed single qt3.14s

>>668738782
Proposing on VDay? Kinda overdone, but best wishes /b/ro.
>>668740293
Second this.

I will be at work for the next 7 hours. Off around 5pm. Got a date with some broad that I don't expect much from. If all goes well I'll chill with her if not I'll hit the gym.
All while waiting for Kanye to drop his album.

Stay in bed all day listening edgy music and browsing /b/

Still seems better than last year

>>668738378
Probably stay home locked in my trashy bedroom playing elite since its the weekend and I'm a fat lonely kissless antisocial faggot with no family or friends left

>>668741816
I know, but were both cheesy as fuck. So it works.

I wont do anything. Got dumped today.

>>668738378
Getting baked alone in my apartment, like every other year...

Working behind the bar.

Worst holiday ever.

>>668743131
Looks someone found someone better.

>>668738378

Closing at work with this chick, gonna make a move.

>>668743542
Yeah, most likely. It's fine though, she was kind of a landwhale. Also, she was pretty clingy and seriously broken so I think I might have dodged a bullet.

I wish the new guy good luck.

You mean, after fucking your mom in the ass?

>>668743582
Smooth

>>668743708
Clinger fatty; definitely dodged a bullet.

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Going to the movies with my GF, probably some dancing later. Sunday and Monday on a Hotel with SPA.
Simple, relaxing, and poon plenty.

>>668743945
Yeah I think I did. I mean the sex was pretty fucking awesome and she let me do some nasty shit to her, but she lost her kid last spring and that fucked her up pretty bad making her seriously deranged.

Also she stole money.

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Dinner,then Deadpool with the wife.

>>668744219
This

>>668744219
>Deadpool

Prepare for a shitty evening.

Study for exams. Next week will be fucking my gf.

>>668744155
Just wondering if you think spa is an acronym or if you're really excited

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>>668744219

>>668738782
shit mane i hope you have done your homework on marital law and shit. you know its 50/50 chance of failure right? i would not roll the dice like that.

Playing magic the gathering with my firends

>i have a girlfriend

>>668738782
You should get married on Valentine's day so you only have to buy her 1 gift

>>668744883
My secret crush.

>>668738378
Taking a girl out for a movie and dinner after

Spending it with my waifu

>>668744971
And while you're fagging out with your friends just know that your gf is fucking an alpha nigger.

Gonna hang out with a black dude I met on Grindr and he's gonna pound my ass all night long

>>668744682
SPA is the relax service with hot pools and shit like that, don't know of other meanings... sorry.

im quitting porn. its not because of valintines day but because i started play civ5 alot, it will give me superior strategic thinking skills and decision making skills.

>>668745142
We will need to see the ass he's gonna pound.

>>668744351
Is it that terrible? She's really excited to see it. btw I fucking hate Ryan Reynolds .

>>668744351

Says you.

>>668745105
nah she hates niggers

>>668738378

Watching Deadpool with wife then ecstasy.

>>668745198
Never mind... you're retarded

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>>668744978
She's actually fucking hot!

I frequently go on /b/ the fuck you think op?

>>668745142
That's fucked

>>668745282
It's pretty fucking terrible, but if she's a fangirl she might not notice the shit sandwich that she's being force fed.

>>668745308
Says me, yes. Your point?

>>668745247
Eh not feeling like posting it in this thread but I post it around here sometimes. You may have seen it before if you lurk hard

>>668745311
That's what they all say to their magic the gathering playing bf's.

>>668745400
Thesy! I much prefer her in her McPoyle getup though.

>>668745475
I'm excited for it

>>668745674
Why would I care if I see your ass somewhere else? I wont see it in the same context then...

>>668745400
Moar?

Masturbate, using my tears as lube.

>>668745960
Well then sucks to be you doesn't it

>>668746028
That's the spirit! There's no reason wasting those tears.

>>668746094
Meh, I'll get over it. Good luck tomorrow though.

>>668738378
Buying a box of kleenex and costco size jar of vaseline.

>>668745282
Not that terrible /b/ro, it a good/OK film.

Nothing.
I'm doing nothing.
Why even live

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Perfect. I need to know what y'all niggas think

>cruising tinder
>match with chick
>eventual reveal to me she has a dick
>google it and it's a legit birth defect
>she wants to fuck me bad
>I'm undecided, want to but feel I would be ashamed of myself if I did
>I'm a virgin and hadn't pictured my first like this
>Wat do?

Pic related, her ass. I'm so fucking confused on what to do. I don't want to have that feeling of regret but I kinda want to fuck her

>>668747100
end your suffering

>>668744892
AgreeD, OP is playing a game he can't win and will end up fucking himself over.

>>668747304
Everyones gay to some extent; go for it.

>>668747304
Birth defect. R u trolling bruh

>>668747304
Fucking a girl with a feminine penis is an achievement that 90% of /b/ is striving for. Do it and join the 1% of those who have actually done it!

>>668745200
top kek

also nice null dubs

Smoke a lot of weed and clean my apartment in the morning, work in the afternoon, and then drink half a bottle of scotch to put myself to sleep.

>>668738378
Masturbating to that photo, getting dinner and sex with the wife.

>>668738782
NORMIE