what kind of girlfriend do you want

>>668644120
None

>>668644120
man
herpes is a hell of an STI

>>668644120
not this one

>>668644120
she seems suitable

>>668644120
I bet she fucks like a rabid skunk

>>668644120
Japanese.

>>668644120
Wow, I just discover a new fetish. MOAR

14 and Latina.

Already have it.

Her
>>668642166

>>668644120
If these people want the attention from self harming, they need to learn to do it right.
She looks like she wrecked a bike into a fucking bush

Honestly,a girl with scars.

No, I don't mean some emo bitch who cuts herself or pic related, but just a girl who's skin tells a story.

A friend of mine has this pretty noticeable small one on her lower lip and it is without a doubt the sexiest thing i've ever seen. Not really sure why i'm into it, but it is literally one of the sexiest things a person can have to me.

She has this one on her right hand too that's sort of diagonal from her index finger to about an inch under her pinky that is just fucking amazing.

The kind of girlfriend I have.

Virgins.

>>668646382
Glasgow smile?

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>>668644341

>>668644120
black

>>668644120
The one I have.
>kissless virgin when I met her
>caters to my needs but speaks her mind and is right more often than not
>asian as fuck but no ching chong accent
Seriously though, I'll never date a girl who isn't a virgin again. I don't do used goods anymore and I legitimately feel bad for you if you're putting your dick in someone else's fleshlight.

One who doesn't get fat and likes to fuck every day.

>>668646750
You are actually 13. I know this.

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>>668644120
>what kind of girlfriend do you want

wtf kind of 12 yr old question is this?

>>668646622
Hell fucking yes.

Obviously it would be horrible that she had to go through that, but it would look hot as fuck.

>>668646382
why friendzoning her then ?

Plain looking with nice tits and a sense of humour, personality goes a long way for me.

>>668647047
Did we just become best friends?

>>668647126
She's in a relationship already, sadly. I'd go for it, but their both longtime friends of mine and I would feel like a giant piece of shit if tried anything.

>>668646976
28 actually.
Girlfriend was 18 when I started fucking her.
Seriously dude, ditch the whole "everyone does it" attitude and hold out for virgins, don't fuck the sloppy seconds.

>>668644120
that one

>>668644120
>what kind of girlfriend do you want

that's pretty pathetic

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>>668647154
this...but I'll choose a nice ass and vagina over tits.

>>668644120
I fucking hate cutters, but that's fucking hot.

Girl I have now.

>>668646750

were you a virgin too? if not, you're just as bad as the non-virgins you speak of. lel

>>668647520
Yeah a nice vag makes a difference for sure.

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>>668647395
I'll take an experienced woman. Virgins have no idea what the fuck they are doing. Especially when it comes to BJs

One who loves me.

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>>668647765
You know what's up...

>>668647765
Glasgow vag?

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>>668647174
My man :^)

One who takes a shit on my face

>>668647744
Doesn't matter, I'm male.
A key that opens many locks is a good key; a lock that's opened by many keys is a shitty lock.
>>668647831
Tried that too but the sex was terrible and after I started raw dogging her I always got paranoid that she gave me HIV or something else horrible. Luckily for the world she didn't but she could have.
Also virgins learn quick and are eager to please, unlike blown out whores.

Short hair, petite, wide hips, freckles, loves anal. I would marry a girl like that.

>>668644120
Preferably not a crazy one.

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>>668644120

I want a geeky tomboyish girlfriend without the shitty personality of /soc/ and Tumblr.

>>668647540
Attention whores are not hot

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>>668644120
>British
>love Star Wars
>is interested in the more morbid things in life
>constantly tries to expand my worldview and tries to make me see things from new perspectives
>preferably non religious
>loves vidya

Age, height and weight don't really matter to be honest

>>668648502
You are looking for Jade.

>>668644120
Are you into that OP?
Cause if so, Kill yourself you autistic fuckbag.

>>668648502
Saying physical appearance doesn't matter is a blatant lie. Sex is a critical part of every healthy relationship.

Petite, short, some tattoos, not too girly honestly. That's as far as looks go.
Personality: an open sense of humor, intelligent (not to say I'm exactly a genius), laid back, almost the same values.
Into the music I am, plays instrument and/or sings.

Seems like I ask for too much but there is a girl like that and I'm going for it.

>>668647395
The fact that she's 10 years younger and is "frequently right" is a few tells on how retarded you are in most things. Especially thinking of nonvirgin women as fleshlights.

Dates someone so far out of his age range = can't relate to peers, socially awkward is over 9000. Have fun working customer rep at Napa auto parts.

>>668644120
that one please

>>668648692
Not him but you're wrong.
A relationship is a partnership. Sex is just something you do instead of jerking off, you can think of whatever you like while fucking landwhale and if you love her you won't need to.

>>668648692
I'm perfectly content with masturbating for the rest of my days. As a 21 year old virgin sex doesn't mean much. Sure I've done stuff but it doesn't factor in too much. As long as the chick isn't 500 pounds and as long as she's not 83 years old something like that wouldn't bother a guy like me

>>668648647
Who now?

>>668644120
>"across for attention, down for results"

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>>668644120
This kind.

>>668648942
I can't relate to anyone honestly, you're right about that. You seem a little too upset though. Let me guess you're a blown out fleshlight I turned down or a retarded kid fresh out of high school who thinks I stole one of your women?

>>668648899
Lots of girls are like this in urban areas, but they seem to want hipster guys and all seem to suffer from severe depression and anxiety.

>>668649259
Ick.

Scars are the shit, but self-inflicted is a complete turn-off.

as somebody with dermatitis who has to put a shit ton of effort for their skin to even look like "normal" bad skin, it pisses me off to see this

she clearly has nice skin in the areas she didn't attention mark herself with

>>668649259
Is that a leg or an arm?

>>668649002
You literally have never fucked.

>>668649375
Haha, yeah, that's true. Funny enough, she's vegan, so I guess that goes hand-in-hand with being a hipster. Everything you said is pretty spot on, but she's doing better now.

>>668649259
>>668648989
>>668647460

You niggas say that until you actually get stuck with one.

>>668647017
>>668647474

Everyone has their "dream spouse" so I don't get the condescension.

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one like this

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>>668644120
Sane, submissive, and sexually inexperienced would be fantastic, but unlikely. That's putting aside appearance, but she'd have to be in decent shape and have a cute face before I'd even begin to develop an interest.

Maybe some better questions would have been:

>What is the absolute minimum in your dating range?
>Describe your ideal woman.
>What kind of girl would be out of your league?

Female version of myself.

>>668648205
Dumbest analogy ever. Only used by autistic man babies.

Dicks are a dime a dozen, all competing for the 9 month lock down on a pussy in the genetic race.

>>668649741
>You niggas say that until you actually get stuck with one.

Explain.

>>668649647
I figuratively fuck all the time though.

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cute goth/punk/scene/emo/suicide girl with nice legs

big tits or big ass would be great and i wouldn't mind a chubby chick

>>668649896
Lesbians don't roll like that, broo.

>>668646382
You sound like a faggot

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>>668644120
>what kind of girlfriend do you want

>10yo
>obediant

>>668649686
She's gonna cuck you, bro. I'm not even trying to be a dick. Let me guess. She's also a heavy stoner and EDM fan? A nose ring in the middle? Pastel hair and black sweaters or long sweaters? Into antlers? She doodle on Deviant Art? If so, fuck her and run before she does it to you.

>>668649922
Stop crying you dumb cunt. Not my fault you wore the sidewalls off your snatch and now no one can love you.

>>668648205
Hahaha you degenerate piece of shit, you're used goods too, fucking gross

>>668650052

time to start the transition :D

>>668648502
So you could have a 75 year old, 6'5, 300 pound, britbong and it'd be ok because she met your criteria?

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>>668649944
It's like being in field of landmines that stretches into infinity. You have to do everything in their power to not set them off and that causes anxiety. For example 3 years ago I had a gf and once she threatened to kill herself because a girl she didn't know didn't like her. She also used to send me pictures and videos of her cutting herself.

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I have a thing for the curry

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>>668649741
>I don't get the condescension.

Some people are bitter. Some people don't have dreams any more. This is 4chan--if someone hasn't called you a faggot or posted b8, the thread's probably on it's last leg.

>>668649922
True shit

>>668644120
Just fuck my whole life up, fam.

>>668650052
Not a problem, since I want a gf not an Transformer.

>>668650254
see >>668649095

If I must set perimeters. She must be no larger than 200 pounds and no older than 60

>>668650042
You don't want these. I don't know why you guys keep falling for tumblr girls and girls from /soc/. They're absolutely terrible.

The only reason people want the 2013-2016 version of an alternative girl is because they're a popular type. You want what's hyped and you want what you cannot have. They've been propped up on an artificial pedestal.

It's the same shit with scene girls during the MySpace era.

>>668650073
Explain.

>>668649922
Uh, if you're doing it to breed, you're a fucking moron.

a mentally stable one.....

>>668646750
>eventually learns virgin statistics

>>668645861
kek

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>>668644120
the perfect world one

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>>668650475
Half of them transform into cheese cake globes eventually.

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>4chin turns into society based on guessing peers personality
>apparently biggest risk of cancer in human exsistance

>>668649922
>Dicks are a dime a dozen, all competing for the 9 month lock down on a pussy in the genetic race.

Keys cost less than locks.

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Curry curry curry

>>668651335
You fucker.
Now i want a cheesecake.

>>668647856
The real answer

>>668649922
if you were anyone with penis you'd realize there no need for any length of lockdown

>>668650871
does this work

>>668649922
No, tumblrfag, it fits.

Men Wanting to Get Laid:
>Be muscular
>Dress nice
>Have money
>Have decent car
>Be social
>Have game
>Have mad people skills
>Approach
>Get rejected dozens of times
>Get over rejection
>Even if she's interested, jump through hoops
>Spend more on dates than people spend on prostitutes

Women Wanting to Get Laid:
>Say yes

Women Wanting to Fuck Chad:
>Be hot
>Say yes

But that "be hot" thing is too hard for most tumblrinas, so they scream about how unjust it is that they be required to look like anything other than sagging subcutaneous fat deposits on legs.

>>668651603
Yes

>>668651603
No, nobody knows what the fuck is in there. Best to just ignore it when you're not fucking it.

>>668651603
Yes. Don't smash the shit like you're working a turntable though. Gradual build up and sparingly.

>>668651697
alright, fam

>>668650131
Yes, I'm crying so hard right now. Please bestow more wisdom upon us.

>>668650272
and if it turned into a real relationship, you'd find a way to accept your woman's problems

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A soft, feminine, conservative kinda girl. Really hot, but modest and not too vain. See pic.

>>668644355
Get a girlfriend with herpes, I think they even have dating sites. Plus, you know he/she is a filthy slut just like yourself

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this one

>>668644120
One that cooks, sleeps in a closet, sucks my dick when i want it, spreads her holes when i tell her too and works 8 hours a day ontop so i can remain at home smoking weed, also she needs to have a friend that does the exact same.

>>668651771
kek

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>>668651915
Denial is confirmation.
Sorry, maybe someone will date you. It's just most guys are grossed out by other guys having came all over you literally thousands of times.

>>668652041
So if you found out your significant other was a serial killer or a child molester you'd just brush that shit off? All three things are deal breakers IMO

>>668652499
+1

>>668652582
Beats being fat.

>>668646382
agreed. I had a major crush on this girl when I was in high school. She was confined to a wheelchair and had burn scars from head to toe from being trapped inside a burning building when she was a kid. I fapped to her hundreds of times.

>>668646095
Tell us moar

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>>668652846
People can lose weight though.... Serial killers and child molesters can't be rehabilitated. Now cutting yourself can be helped but it's most likely not worth the time.

>>668652499
I had a few virgins over the years and now I have a gf that wasn't a virgin anymore when I met her and I would never go back.

Virgins are a hassle. You have to literally show them everything and one chick I had always stayed prude and never wanted to try out new things.
There is a nice middle between a total slut and a virgin and those are the best ones. It's not like a cunt still has bits old cum inside it after years like a fucking flashlight

>>668652582
that's not accepting. in situations such as that, people need to be adept with conversation. People think it's such a cliche, but obviously it fucking works for a LTR. And not just loyalty, but if both people atually want each other, in that way. Intimately.

>>668653078
and you, apparently is are what's wrong with the medical system

>>668653287
Yeah your'e right. All that cum she swallowed and had stuffed in her was absorbed into her body. you're literally fucking, licking, and kissing other dudes' cum. That's gay af.

>>668653078
What if she's a good serial killer/pedo, like a female Dexter. Killing bad guys and raping kids for justice and stuff?

>>668653343
>people need to be adept with conversation

No shit. It would hard to explain how any of those things can be seen as acceptable. There's literally no rationale for any of them.

>>668648205
A sharpener that can sharpen many pencils is a good sharpener, but a pencil that has been sharpened too many times becomes useless.
>Dur hur I can make analogies too
You're as used as the whores you talk down on. You're no better than them, don't flatter yourself.

>>668653580
I tried this in court and they threw the book at me.
>Your honor, you don't understand Billy was up way past his bedtime, I had to jerk off on his face so he'd learn to obey his parents.

>>668653545
We're rejecting girls on the cellular level now ?

>>668653580
>What if she's a good serial killer like dexter

I'd be fine with that. I think vigilantism should be legalized anyway.

>What if she's a good pedo

No such thing.

>>668652499
Good to know you're full retard. I'm not a chick. Just confirms. Man baby has to seduce 18yr old virgins to feel superior. If you had any worth to society or the opposite sex, you'd not be in your current situation. Denial has been oozing from your posts.

>>668653545
Well, if you're so fucking worried

>takes into account any cemicals/radiation/diseases said woman has encounter, throughout her lise span and then some
>pts info towards plan to fuck cleanest virgin

>>668653776
>The hero Gotham City needs

>>668653928
>I say confirm and deny in my posts
>she says confirm and deny in her posts
>tfw she wants the d but she smells like 30 dicks.
No but seriously, I have a girlfriend you're a disgusting used up hag. Stop begging, I'm sure you have 10 fuck buddies on speed dial to help you forget this encounter with a man of worth.

>>668644120
human female

>>668650098
Actually none of that, haha. Light brown hair, more into metal and Indie, doesn't smoke, no deviantart. Into literature and not antlers Hahaha.

>>668653545
Aboserbed in her body.. that sounds totally retarted. cum dies in and outside the body after a few days. No traces anymore.
You seem so insecure about your performence that you pick a young virgin girl that doesn't know the difference between good and horrible sex and you make her believe this the best she is gonna get.

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>>668653041

My former bosses niece worked with us for three weeks before starting highschool. Fell hard for eachother.

Guy whose name is marked out is my former bosses.

>>668652499
>"literally thoasands"
>apperntly anyone at the age to have this mindset

>fucks women for a living, and then some

>pussmaster

>has such high objectives to puss

>>668653975
Careful, he mind realize how pathetic he is if you spell it out so blatantly.