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What up /b/, I'm bored as fuck, anyone wanna ask me anything?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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What up /b/, I'm bored as fuck, anyone wanna ask me anything? How was your day? Why the fuck are you still awake right now? Chit chat with my bitch ass.
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Time stamp, don't waste our precious night
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I hate niggers
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Do the drapes match the carpet?
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timestamp or gtfo faggot
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Tits or gtfo
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is there a photo of you without the clowns face?
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>>668166239
I am awake because my sleep-cycle is just... it's bad. this isn't even late for me
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>>668166341
Working on it.
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You know the rules.
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>>668166239
Your smirk looks like you use sarcasm to hide deep trauma.

What happened, my dear?
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>>668166239
Show your tits
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>>668166239
Reverse imagesearch gave no results, you want attention, so here's the rules for that
Tits or GTFO, it's as polite as it can be.
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>>668166556
I know the struggle.
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Feet pics
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Marry me
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>>668166487
>>668166341
I always have a clown face.
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Tits
Or
G T F O
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>>668167032
Show your tits slut or fuck off
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>>668167032
Don't know why the image is sideways, had to upload that bitch from a shit apple product.
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>>668166239
tits or gtfo
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>>668167032
Show more skin
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>>668167032
Feet please :)
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>>668167118
>>668167097
>>668166809
>>668166734
>>668166646
>>668166438
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I like your nails.
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>>668167032
what would be your best type of guy?
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You seem pale enough the triple K mafia wants you!
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>>668167251
there is a god
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>>668167251
>no timestamp
Bitch u dun fucked up.
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>>668166239
Show your tits
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>>668167251
meh.
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>>668167032
Feet or gtfo
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>>668167251
That's a good slut, now your pussy.
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>>668167251
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>>668166239
Are you a dude?
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>>668167251
ass pls
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>>668167032
better, thanks, please dont do that again, theres no need for that. its ugly. you are so cute in real life.:-x Kisses
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>>668167251
A lot more fit than I figured. Good on you, anonness.
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>>668166356
Well, I'm not bald so no. My pubes grow in really thin and sparse so I usually just go smooth. Couldn't ever grow a bush to save my life. As far as my natural color though it's that dish water blonde.
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post ass
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>>668167273
Thanks, manicures are usually me and my best friends rare treat to ourselves.
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>>668167464
Spread them cheeks next
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>>668167251
No timestamp but whatever
I'll throw ya a tip, I've read somewhere that sleeping 4 hours is healthier than sleeping 6 because the human brain is used to have cycles of sleep of 4 hours, so it's better to sleep 4 or 8 hours instead of 6
Not sure if that's 100% true but I really wake up better at 7AM when I got to sleep at 3AM or 11PM.
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>>668167464
this has been a good day
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baby, ok, we ask you to make your ass gape and then we want to marry you.......................
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>>668167464

I came. That is all.
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Toes next
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>>668167286
A cross dresser. I have a thing for curly or long hair. The jew fro lust is strong. I guess its less one type and more so just random factors that jazz me up. But in general I like boyish girls and feminine boys. Androgyny. Pic related.
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>>668167644
>marry
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>>668167251
i have a great remedy for mosquito bites, put some ice on it.
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>>668167293
I'm dating a halfie. It wouldn't work. sorry.
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>>668167594
That's odd, I've seen tips for multiples of 1.5hrs.
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>>668167430
Nope.
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>>668166239
Holy fuck. lol what the hell? you some kind of high schooler going through the 7 stages of faggot?
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>>668167443
Mwuah mwuah fuckin' mwuah. Smooches bitch.
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>>668167767
i have a jew fro, wanna fuck?
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>>668166239

You my dear, are absolutely adorable.
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You seem aite. It totally helped that you posted boobs. Do you have any sort of job?
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>>668167906
Would lick you deep..
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>>668167947
nice
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>>668167594
I've actually read that somewhere before, I just can't remember where.
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Feet
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pls post ass
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Show your butthole, maybe a finger in it
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>>668167982
My body is ready.
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lol posts timestamp. posts tits without face or timestamp. wat. come on u guiz
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>>668168170
this
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>>668168143
this please
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>>668168154
pls bend over and show ass
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you show butthole, we do a sperm tribute..........
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>>668168143
>>668168103
>>668167644
>>668167593
>>668167560
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>>668168170
Yeah I'm lost. Are all pics OP, minus the cross-dresser? Or are there two?
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>>668167569
You need a fucken fill...the fuck outta here with those ratchet ass nails!
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>>668168325
Cross dresser was just an example to the reply.

Also posting feet.
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>>668168289
do you bleach your asshole
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>>668168289
can it gape????
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>>668166239
>>668167032
>>668167251
>>668167464
>>668167906
>>668167947
>>668168154
>>668168289

9.5/10 OP
Would re-educate you, laser your skin clean, remove superfluous piercings & tone you up/10
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>>668168351
I knoooooooow. It's been a couple weeks. They're normally nice I swear. At least you know your shit enough to notice.
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>>668168396
MARRY ME
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>>668168431
Nope, tight as a mother fucker.
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>>668168257
I agree
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>>668167464
Fuck op,nice
You're making me so fucking hard
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>>668168529
Sharpie in the pooper
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Thank You so much OP!! You are hot and i need that right now..........kisses
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>>668168396
Came
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>>668166346
I hate you too.
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Can u post your pussy wide open pls? U solid 10/10
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>>668168478
Nails are probably the 4th thing i notice. Face, ass, tits, nails/hands. The hands can tell alot.
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>>668168032
General residential contracting.
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>>668168588
Dubs, now do it.
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>>668168154
god damn, ready for a nice hard cock? have kik? add me: smartmonkeys
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>>668167906
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>>668168699

Show me your underwear drawer.

any thongs?
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>>668168699
i want your tights for completely heteronormative and.. not crossdressing purposes...... :^)
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>>668168699

Dubs

Are your toe nails painted?
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>>668168632
Square up nigger I'll take you
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>>668168699
The white fuzz on your hose is as bad as your nails. Plz remove!
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QUABS
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>>668168396
Don't like smelly feet. Any webms of you getting fucked?
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>>668168862
>>668168888
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>>668168795
"its scared"
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>>668168699
Lovely, lick your own toes
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>>668168699
Tits and face if you got the balls
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>>668167767
I have a Jew fro...
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>>668168699
Have any strange fetish? Post pic of you riding a dildo
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How does it make you feel knowing you made a load of 4Chan faggots cum?
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>>668168667
Boop. like I said, usually nicer. I work using my hands a lot though and play piano so manicures this long are rare. 1/2
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>>668166239
Your hair and lipstick match.

That is neat.

I've been dealing with grown ass morons, and it got me thinking:

Whats the biggest thing you can fit in your ass?
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>>668168667
2/2
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>>668168632
no pictures of your dad behind you haha
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>>668168812
Usually. (pics was pre tattoo but it's still my feet)
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>>668169244
Tits and face
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>>668169205
What kinda songs do you like to play? Classical, rock, pop?
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Hi there! 25 Year old female here in MO reporting. I am awake because I have killer insomnia. My day was kind of boring other than playing this new pinball game.
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>>668168826
I have white carper, the struggle. No fucks given.
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Are you good at deepthroating?
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>>668169325
Lovely honey
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>>668168795
topkek. Thanks. Wanna do a shop with this one?
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>>668169388
Post pics? 4chan doesn't give a fuck about make up
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fat/10
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got kik?
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>>668169520
Tots and face and I will
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>>668169585
Here ya go
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Why do you not post your face along with your body?
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>>668169241
Probably a decent sized cock? Two fingers stretches me nicely, three is some other level struggle and hurts. Im sure with enough time a semi-large dildo/dick?
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>>668169520
Kik me : amwbearisnop
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>>668169325
Came again
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>>668169164
Alright. It's like getting told you're pretty by the kid in class who hasn't had a girlfriend yet.
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all these fags expecting a female to actually willingly acknowledge them, much less kik them lel
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>>668169782
Thats actually pretty good. More than me either way. Post pics?

Would you rather sit on the face of Sanders or Trump?
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>>668169159
Freckles, front tooth gaps, thick brows on girls especially anime characters (Lady satsuki is babe) cross dressing..lots of random specific stuff. Futa, loli, DP, cosplay..
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>>668169736
Man, you're so hot. If you loose the piercings, you can be a model
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>>668169325
more feet pics with no nylon plox? I am not a fan of the feel of nylon
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>>668169736
Deserving of separate thread, with timestamp.
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If you were a waitress I'd give you a tip pull the fucken metal out of your face
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fucking sexy! i love my women chuuby.
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>>668169736
Same pic but no shirt
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>>668169379
I'm still learning but so far I can do..
>Mad world
>Steven Universe theme
>Stronger than you
>Thinking out loud
>Take me to church
>Lavender town
>Black Parade
>Light em up
>Asterisk
>Colors
>Makars prayer
>Couple others I cant think of at the moment.
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Age? And what do you do exactly as a contractor??
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>>668169477
My tonsils are huge so its rough but I definitely put in effort. Im a fan of it being real violent when it comes to head though so I'd rather be gagged than try not to gag.
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>>668167594
its 1.5 hours, have none of you ignorant fucks taken psych 101?
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>>668170243
I can play mad world too. You should learn to play where is my mind, and lithium
Both maxence cyrin covers
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>>668169744
Because the world is a cold hard place full of faggots.
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>>668169736

What was the pinball?
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>>668170493
World is full of fagets
-Alburt Einstein
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>>668169999
Id ride Sanders face like his tongue was sea biscuit if I didn't think I'd give the man a stroke (or suffocate him with my ass)
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>>668170394
more pussy pictures
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>>668170493

Good point, good point. Just curious, how many piercings do you have, exactly, and where at?
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>>668170493
Are you a cam whore too?
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>>668170756
Also with tattoos. If they have any meaning, etc.
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>>668170493
I really enjoy this photo
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>>668170661
Would you allow me to eat your pussy? I'm curious of what it tastes like
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>>668170371
Age is too personal. And I mostly do add ons, finish basements, flooring, drywall, grunt shit really. Run the saw, haul boards, lift walls. Which is why my nails are usually not long.
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>>668168632
so tuff brah, did you get your mother to take that photo of you? can we get a pic of her topless instead? I'd ask if your dad took that picture but...yeah
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>>668170473
Which version of Lithium? I'd enjoy both songs honestly.
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Got any toys?? Give us a show.
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>>668170598
Some new avengers packs on Zen Pinball. (PlayStation 4)
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>>668170661
He would make you feel the Bern, you wont be able to handle
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>>668167251
Time stamp bitch
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>>668170493

How bout a mirror nude showing your face
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>>668170661
Nice ass. I'm sure he'd enjoy that.

Two questions: what kind of piano do you have?

Whats the most sexually deparaved thing yo've ever done?
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>>668170756
At some point or another, not all at once, over the years Ive had snake bites, labret, medusa, both brows, both nips vertical and horizontal, clitoral hood, two chest dermals that got ripped out which is why I have that scar tissue in the center of my chest, and a bunch in my ears. Right now I have my septum, 00plugs (4 piercings in each ear total of 8) and both nipples horizontal.
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>>668170759
Not the first time I've been asked this. I've been considering it.
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>>668168437
>9.5/10
whatthefuck

can you not be a fedora tipping faggot please, or just leave
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>>668170833
I only have three tattoos so far but Id like a lot more. Ferdinand the bull on my foot, rabbit on my chest, and a jackalope skull with wild flowers and poppys growing out of the horns on my back/nape that I drew myself. I wanna get a full chest piece eventually even if it means covering my rabbit, its too plain and blocky, it was my first one I got at about 16?
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>>668171398
Can you get us some clit pls
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>>668171635
Yes please
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>>668170864
I've been told before a lot that my pussy doesn't really taste like much of anything actually. Then again I usually only like my pussy eaten if I'm fresh out of the shower.
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>>668169051
So if I understand that clearly you want only face and tit picks if she has balls... fag
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>>668169736

please make your own thread, this one's disgusting
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>>668171398
If you cam then do chaturbate
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>>668171218
Here's one showing my thick fat ass and thighs, but, nah, no face, fuck that.
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>>668171228
Just an old ass yamaha keyboard. I have too many bills for a rich fag set up or a real piano.

And I dunno, nothing too bad? then again I have different standards for whats normal or not..I guess the level of fucked up depends on the person..gimme a scale? Ive had eggs put in my pussy/drank piss/had guys pee in my ass/fucked in public..
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>>668171843
hngg
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>>668172079

Bitch you crazy lol
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>>668172295
Eh, I guess?
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>>668172426
fucking nice
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>>668167251
Did it hurt getting them pierced?
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>>668172079
>eggs in pussy
>peed in ass
>"nothing too bad"

Top Kek.
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>>668166239
I'll chit-chat with you. Guess who just lost his job at a pizza place about 2 hours ago.
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>>668172426
Take yo panties off girl
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>>668172664
Not OP, but how'd ya do that?
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>>668171784
I have c:

http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/668171028#bottom
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>>668172533
More than I thought it would honestly. You don't realize how tough the internal tissue is until you try to shove a needle through it.
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>>668172664
Damn, why? If you don't mind me asking. I can't tell yet if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
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>>668172833
Ever thought of getting a clit piercing?
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>>668172079
DAT YAMAHA

> Ive had eggs put in my pussy/drank piss/had guys pee in my ass/fucked in public..

Fucked in public - sounds like normal Sunday afternoon.

Haven't been pissed in or on though, all I've had is a gene hathaway. Sounds fun though.
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>>668172079
Eggs?.. but why
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>>668173240
Ever eaten gummi bears out of a vag?
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>>668173107
I've had my hood pierced before, want to get it done again with one on either side.
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>>668171843
Holy Hera. This is what real fucking women look like. Be still, my boner.
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>>668173390
A/S/L? Albeit one is already obvious.
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>>668173355
No but I've licked popsicle off of a vag.
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>>668172806
>>668172953
Short answer? We had a customer come in 10 minutes before close and order a pizza, and I just threw his credit card at him instead of being polite.
Long answer? My coworkers at the place were all shit, couldn't shut up about drugs ever, every time I got back from a delivery they would be standing around doing nothing, or outside smoking, or getting high in their cars. Then they would bitch me out for doing the same damn shit, which I wouldn't have even started doing if it weren't for them being lazy fucks in the first place. Tonight specifically, one of my coworkers was acting like he was my boss now, telling me that "every time he closes with me we take forever because I stand around doing nothing"(which is bullshit, since we usually end up getting out around 30 minutes after closing, unless someone didn't do the dishes they were supposed to do earlier in the day). This pissed me off, hence I took it out on the customer just this once.

I'm honestly more disappointed that I didn't quit on sunday than anything else. I could have stolen a good $200 from them if I'd done that.
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>>668173240
I dunno man, this guy told me he wanted to watch me crush chicken eggs in my pussy and I obliged. I have very few fucks to give about most things.
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Can we get more ass pics? That shit is fat as fuck!!!
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suck my dick.
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>>668173560
Is good either way.

Just stay the fuck away from chocolate bars.
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>>668166239
My day was great once i got off of work. I took a vacation day tomorrow so I'm currently drinking ginger beer with vodka and getting drunk.
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>>668173142
kek, Gene hathaway. Fair enough. It is pretty fun, until you go to get your mouth pissed in and they aim right down your throat and you gag so hard you almost barf on their feet.
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I concer
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>>668171010
It's the piano version of nirvana's lithium
Maxence cyrin is the guy
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>>668173355
No, but I can't really see how that is related to entire eggs.
>>668173666
Everyone has their kink I guess.
Now I'm curious. How was it?? And how many did you manage to shove in there?
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>>668173656

i find it amusing that you believe every single other person is the one at fault
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>>668173849
Piss on me OP
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>>668173501
kek, thanks. I've always been part of the crazy thick ass/thigh club. Even when I was only like 130 my measurements were still pretty damn close to the same for my hips/ass/thighs.
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>>668167251
You're young, how come your tits are so saggy
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>>668173849
Wisdom.

Never piss down somebodies throat. Got it.

Whats the best job you've ever had?
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>>668173708
Sure.
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I wanna see that ass in doggystyle
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>>668174089
I'm not claiming that at all. I was absolutely occasionally lazy, but not any moreso than anyone else who worked there. I know I'm not supposed to treat customers like shit, and I'm not claiming that what I did shouldn't have cost me my job after a couple of times.
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>>668174334
do you have kik?
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>>668173733
Gladly, your cock is 10/10. Normally white dick is a little meh for me because a lot of the ones I see are /too pink/. Yours is pretty much perfect though. Plus you have pretty hands and I'm into that.
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>>668173766
Chocolate hurts my teeth..I don't have cavities (was at the dentist just five days ago.) so I don't know why but it does. Not a fan of sweets anyways though so you're good.
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Post of a video of you riding a toy
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>>668174334
How about like this one
>>668171843
Only bare?
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>>668173773
Sounds nice. I tried hard ginger ale the other day and was not a fan at all. Last time I had ginger beer it was way too spicy. Im starting to think liquid ginger just isn't my bag. It's the same thing with a bloody mary for me though. It always sounds so fucking good until I remember I dont actually like it.
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>>668174654
>Chocolate hurts my teeth

As it does mine.

The problem is that after eating chocolate out of a vag, your face looks like it's covered in shit.
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>>668169520
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>>668174334
Can we get a pic of the tits when you are standing or sitting up
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Hey OP. Have you ever tried sounding?
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>>668174034
Aah, okay, yeah, I'd be down to do that. I'm still a novice but Nirvana is my jam so that definitely interests me.
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>>668174085
Pussy is small, one at a time. It was actually really hard to get them in because they kept smashing while I was trying to push them in, even lubed up. I have really good muscle control though so once they got /in/ I could keep them in there then just flex and it would all come out.
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>>668174145
When and where?
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>>668174089

I feel the same way about my co workers.

Actually I don't give a fuck. I don't owe anyone shit. I didn't ask my mother to shit me out of her count.

I'm alive. Need money. Must have shit job. Still don't give a fuck.

I might have to be a wage slave but I refuse to be a good one. I don't owe anybody shit.

I didn't choose to live. I dont even owe to you to an hero.
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>>668174304
I wore push up bras and bras too small or none at all while my tits were growing because I was raised with a shit mother who never taught me feminine things so I didn't know any better.
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>>668174444
Nice quads.

And yeah, coworkers are dicks. Pretty much all fast food places attract the shittiest employers.
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>>668174327
Aim for the tongue.

Best job was house sitting, free food, and I got to hang out at a strangers swanky crib all day and paint and play video games and play their fancy piano. I got paid six hundred bucks to fuck off for a week and water some plants and feed some cats.
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>>668174164
I'd very much enjoy squeezing that fat butt. Hips/butt are literally the only thing I give a shit about when checking out chicks.
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>>668175093
Huh. Neat. Came with a boner, left learning something interesting.
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>>668169325
even your feet are fat
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>>668174898
Perf, the nails look like eyes, I like it.
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>>668174939
Not on myself. I have to males, not on females. I'll do it to someone else if they want me to but I would never do it on my own urethra, just thinking about it makes me cringe.
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>>668175462
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Can you post picture of you spreading?
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>>668175497
Fair enough. Don't give a fuck. Suck my left tit David.
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>>668175634
Cam you give us another pic of the tits. Maybe with you sitting up.
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>>668175416
> Aim for the tongue.

Honestly the most useful I've thing I've learned all day.

My job has so much bullshit involved.

You got paid minimum wage.
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>>668176011
This. And push them together.
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>>668176015
Minimum wage to do jack shit and sleep/masturbate all day though.
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>>668175757
Damn. Its hard to find good quality sounding pics of women
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rate my cumshot?

https://sendvid.com/7il66gle
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I'm sitting here because my intended hour nap turned into six hours. How about you?
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>>668176399
My Daddy always taught me not to trust links on /b/.
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>>668176684
Damn, rough, I'm here because my girlfriend went to bed early and I have a really fucked up sleep pattern. Also ADHD.
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Have you ever been in a gangbang?
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>>668176246
Sounds like the time I worked as an intern.
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>>668175956
I want to see your great tits hanging. Can you take a standing topless shot?
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>>668176937
Plenty of threesomes. And a foursome once. Whats your definition of gang bang? I wish.
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post more pussy
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>>668175281
Ooooohhhh, sounds like an interesting topic. Why do you hate her so? It's 4 in the morning (or whateverthefucktime it is where you are.) Vent to us.
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>>668177092
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like 6 plus people
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>>668177216
nice
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>>668177118
Kind of self explanatory. She was a shit parent. That's pretty much it.
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>>668176886
I see. My sleeping pattern ain't too good myself. Stayed up for two days straight, and decided to lay down for an hour. Bad idea, missed half my shift at work.
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>>668177216
Please give us more tits
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>>668177390
Been there done that, its rough.
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Can you spread for us?
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>>668177449
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>>668177449
Maybe. Im about to lay in bed, probably will check the thread on my phone if it hasnt 404'd
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More pictures of pussy!!
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>>668177560
Those are awesome. Any chance of them pushed together?
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>>668177560
any insertion?
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If I leave this thread something crazy will happen but if I stay it will just be more or less the same as it has been for the last two hours
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>>668177389
Eh, I guess. Was hoping for details.
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Vary sexy girl
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>>668176762
its a streaming video, theres no download involved.
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>>668177860
That's usually how it works
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>>668178160
I'd eat you out
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>>668178412
Good eye tuck
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>>668168154
More like this. Those thighs are thick!
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I wish you lived in minnesota, I would take you out for a nice dinner, get to know you as a person, maybe think about taking it slow, realize that life is too short, and just fuck your brains out so hard it would attract a horde of zombies.
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>>668178510
Thats sweet of you you. which one are you again?
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>>668179096
What.
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>>668179387
Op.
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>>668179516
I'm saying OP is attractive.
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>>668179549
got a skype or a kik?
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>>668179096
Loving that analogy. Was gonna respond with more ass pics but this phone is new so there's no nudes on it and I'm already in bed in the dark beating off so..have some dank linguini I made instead?
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>>668179652
Neither, sorry.
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>>668179886
whatever, just show us your butthole
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>>668177389
...Does the girl in pics name begin with A?..
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>>668179789
Use the flash?..
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>>668179986
E
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>>668169520
Would pound the orgasm out of you/10. No fucks given, just deep smashing.
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>>668179789
Fuck man. Use the phone light and take a pic. :)
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>>668166239
Got in too late, sorry. But lady, you are beautiful!
Let's talk at [email protected]
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>>668166239
are you gonna reply to this if yes then dont reply
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