So I got my male roommate to shave and dress up like a girl so

>>666833000
drugs

>>666833000
have sex with a girl?

checked, btw

>>666833000
lock up his penis in chastity so he can't get hard, buy him a wig, cover him in perfume, and fug that boipussy.

Tape the balls so they don't touch

>>666833000
get a girl to get the birth control pill from the doctors and put them in his food, theyre full of female hormones.

>>666833000
Just do it. You talked him into it so you obviously want it. Who cares how it "feels"?

>>666833000
Wear a chest harness and grow in 70s porn 'stache.
If you can find leather chaps that also helps.

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Marry him of course

>>666833145
Sadly, getting my roommate to do this was the easier route, anon
>>666833158
That's good thinking, brosef

>>666833158
Put cream eggs up your arse.

>>666833505
That's too gay

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>>666833000

>I can have sex with him
>with him
>still feels gay

Because it IS gay faggot.

>>666833000
why aren't you my roommate?

>>666833670
Well, in my defense, he has a feminine dick

>>666833240
Strangely arousing...

>>666833000
Send us pictures.

>>666833759
You're making me hate the fact that no one will ever meet anyone they talk to on /b/

>>666833508
How u force him to do that?

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>>666833000
checked

does he have feminin penor?

>>666833000
Tell us more op

>>666833787
How looks femine dick?

>>666833953
>force
I'm a very, very good negotiator. I could probably fix the marriage of an orthodox jew and a muslim suicide bomber.

>>666833949
where you from?

>>666833670
It's 2016. You're a faggot if you don't want your sissy roommate to dress as a girl so you can fuck him.

Get with the times, grandpa.

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>>666833787
OP is a fag who would have guessed

>>666834137
Tacoma, Washington. Just look for the stuck up looking guy, that's me. What about you?

Pic with timestamp faggot.

>>666833787
>feminine dick

uh..... a dick is the exact opposite of feminine. just embrace yourself OP. quit being a faggot and just be a faggot already

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>>666834136
your roommate probably has autism

>>666834396
uk :(

>>666834136
U know what I mean casting force, right?
However, that sound great. I wonder to have spell in my spellbook.

Kill yourself faggit

>>666834396
nice. graham, wa here

>>666834489
Hi, do u like corns?

>>666833000
how did you get him to do it?

>>666834048
He basically dresses like the posted the pic, but I also make him wear a long, blue wig that covers his face. It helps with the illusion. If also helps with the illusion to make him keep a sock in his mouth. His noises are way too "not feminine", so supressing them helps.

And yes, thigh-high socks are mandatory.

>>666834396
Ey! Im from spokane.

>>666834791
Spells

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>>666834169

faggots fuck other faggots in the ass with their faggot dicks.

You're never "Straight" as long as you're fucking another male.

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>>666834489
Move to EU, there are plenty of men who will ravage your asshole there

>>666834889
Pics tho

>>666834789
corns?

>>666835108
Gj anon. You show them the true. Now world become better.

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wish i was your room mate

>>666835324
Corns

>>666835284
Why would I take pictures? Part of the arrangement is that we don't talk about it. It's our shameful little secret, like incestual mother son bonding or Nanjing

>>666835566
No face pic, just like when you fuck. Just take a fucking picture you fag

>>666835388
How's the weather in Moscow, Vlad?

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>>666835566

jesus... trips, pair of dubs...

666 tho!!!

anon is truthful of his shameful act

... still a fag though.

>>666835876
>having sex with him on a tuesday
kek, good one, anon. We only fuck on Friday and Sunday nights. It's a strictly enforced schedule. However, he's pretty liberal about jerking each other off when we're in bed, so I can definitely get you some pictures of us shaking hands with beef once the sun goes down.

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>>666835910
>ok

Still working at tame dinosaurs

>666835566

Do you cum inside him?, does he suck your dick?

>>666836465
Holy moly, that crazy question. U should be shy

>>666836284
Maybe stop being a bitch and make him the bitch. Tell him he's going to pose for /b/ whether he likes it or not and he's gonna look cute af doing it

>>666836284
>it still feels gay
>we only fuck on Friday and Sunday

Faggit confirmed

>>666836465
That's ridiculous, anon. No, he gets on his hands and knees and I fuck him in the ass from behind. No eye contact, no intimate touching. Granted, I claw his back as hard as I can, but that's more of a self loathing thing than a sign of affection.

It's just two straight dudes having sex.

>>666833000
Stop being a faggot and just fuck him

>>666836923
Are You jealous?

>>666835482
Christ, twist anymore and you'l break you back. Don't try so hard.

Drink bleach

>>666836720
It doesn't work like that. Basically, we're just two regular dudes during the day. Nothing out of the ordinary whatsoever. Come 10pm on Friday and Sunday night, though, and he's a girl for the rest of the night. Then, the next morning, we're jusf two regular dudes again and we act like nothing happened.

>>666837454
Can't, I need it for laundry

OP i love you this thread is hilarious

Trap thread are fun place in the /b/ - i give 7/10 in funny rating

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>>666834459
>quit being a faggot and just be a faggot already

KEK! UNDERRATED COMMENT

>>666837733
Thanks, anon, I wish my dad were as amused by my life choices as you are

>>666834933
come on

>>666837733
Oh, You xD
>also dubdubs so must be true

>>666838189
Where should I come?

>>666833000
accept that you're gay, then it will be "normal" (in relative terms)

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>>666833000

>but it still feels gay

check'd and kek'd

>>666838189
That wasn't me, that was that weird Russian guy who almost grasps English.

Like I said, I'm a very, very good negotiator. I could get a Korean storeowner to hire a 23 year old black teenager

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>>666833000
>>666833508
>>666833787
>>666836284
>>666837644

>>666838525
bitch I want specifics

>>666833000
Just say "no homo" afterwards.

>>666833000
Just admit you're gay and fuck him again.

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>>666838420
Trust me, I know that it's an abomination. To make things worse, he was a childhood friend of mine, back in Elementary School. In a way, I'm actually raping my childhood memories.

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>>666833787
Goddamn I love this board.

>>666838525
>(Im not) Russian here
Nice OP.

>>666833787
Quit being a faggot and suck that dick

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>>666839053
I don't like Russians. They look like the product of a higher life form creating an unflattering caricature of the human race.

>>666838861
I know that feels bro. This thread is better then gym

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>>666833000

>>666837075
>just two straight dudes having sex

nooope.

Any cute traps in tempe with a big dick interested in having their cock played with? I won't accept any reciprocation so..it's totally a one way thing.

>>666837543
That has got to be awkward as fuck

>>666833000
Post pics of him

>>666838525
WTF is a 23 year old TEENager, and does he have a feminine penis? OP you should definitely get a female roommate man, so she can take pictures of you two fucking for jerking off later

>>666837075
>volunteers to get fucked in the ass
>straight

I think you might secretly be fucking a gay dude, bro.

>>666839365
Dont know any russian except 1 woman

>>666839615
I won't lie, I've never heard anything as loud as the silence between us the next day.
>>666839648
If I could get a girl to do anything other than turn around and walk away then I wouldn't be in this situation at all.

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>my roommate

Holy shit, Anon! Your roommate is a god-tier bro if he did this for you. You should buy him a case of beer (all for himself) every weekend for a year.

I mean shit, I've been married to my roommate for 20 years and she's never done that shit for me. I can't imagine having a dude roommate who's hot enough to bang when shaved and dressed up, let alone one who could be convinced to do it!

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>>666839423
That's my fetish. My ex knew how to treat a hole.

>>666840080
Do u let him be fckd too?

>>666840192
>you've been married to your wife 20 years and she still refuses to dress up like a girl and have sex with you
Forgive me for being brash, anon, but I think you might have bigger problems than me.

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>>666840203
Then do I have a treat for you!

>>666835482
i wish you were my room mate ;)

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>>666840192
>>666840693

>>666840693
>>666840693
>is a girl
>refuses to dress up like a girly girl

You forgot shave. Refuses to shave.

>Forgive me for being brash, anon, but I think you might have bigger problems than me.

Ya think?

>>666840838
Could You please tell my why its cool?

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>>666841047

>>666833000
You two sign a "No Homo" contract. After that, nobody can say it was gay.

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>>666833000

>>666833787
>feminine
>penis
Pick one faggot

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>>666841303
No Homo

>>666841142
Have You thinking about to have fun outdoor? Far away from wife? (not OP)

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>>666833000
Say "No homo" after every time you have sex.

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>>666835482
I wish you'd stop reposting this stupid fucking picture

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>>666841150
I personally don't like watersports at all. Kinda makes me sick. My bf likes the idea of it and has mentioned it. I'd love an answer to frankly.

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make him follow this.

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>>666840838
I like being pissed IN, not ON.
My fave was when he'd leave his cock in me and fill me up. Pissing in my gape is good too.
I really want to try it with a funnel. Take a good hard fucking then get in piledriver position with a funnel in my ass.

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>>666841741
Gotcha.

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>>666841142
Come, live with me. It is safe within my walls.

>>666841700
thx for the diamonds

>>666841441
Thought about but am fat fuck.

Also wife is best friend apart from sex.

>CUCKED BY LIFE

>>666833141
>/thread

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>>666842185
>/thread
>70 posts in

>>666841678
So why are You with Ur bf? Toxic luv?
Do You like gently choke?

>>666841150
Why is any fetish cool?

>>666841678
As in wants you to piss on him, or to piss on you?

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>>666841150
It's kind of two-fold.
I really get off on being degraded and humiliated, so having another guy piss in my ass is a major turn on. Pissing in my face or in my mouth was more because it turned him on. His favourite thing was fucking me while I pissed on myself.
The other part is that I love the feeling of enemas, so having a cock in me and feeling hot piss flood out of it ticks that box too.

upload a pic of him with a timestamp fag

>>666841700
Do you have the second info graphic that goes along with it, I need it for reasons.

>>666842165
You should speak with her I think. Start from loose some weight. (speak with Your body)

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>>666843254
not that anon, but here

OP is gone, saddened but not shocked by the very real faggotry on display here

>>666843430
Nah, won't work. She was abused in her vag at young age so now she PTSD trigger all the time.

Have tried to push past her barriers but she reacts like an 11 year old being raped. Can't get hard from that, so far.

>>666842849
I lake choke and be choking (gentle) for e.g, and I can tell You why :)

>>666833000
pic related?

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>>666842849
As in wants me to piss on him. The lesser of two gross evils, tbh.

>>666833979
keked

>>666844024
Tell me why.

>>666844149
Depends how big a deal it is for you. If not much, get him on his knees, close your eyes and let loose. If it's a pretty damn big deal, talk to him, communicate. That's why there's hard and soft limits.

>>666833000
Checks and it feels gay because it is gay you retard. Just accept your a fag.

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>>666841571

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>>666844605
That's surprisingly good advice, /b/.

>>666842981
I dont feel that. However I can try understand Your desires and dont rate You. Hope you enjoy

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>>666837543
>Basically, we're just two regular dudes during the day
>Come 10pm on Friday and Sunday night, though, and he's a girl for the rest of the night
>we're jusf two regular dudes again and we act like nothing happened.

Can you imagine if foreign policy worked this way?
>basically, we're just a regular country during the day
>Come 10pm on Friday and Sunday night, though, we invade Poland and murder jews for the rest of the night
>the next morning were just a regular country again and act like nothing happened

Kek

>>666839615
/thread

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I slept tonight and dreamt about buying a dildo, shaving my asshair and cumming no hands but have a girlfriend who I fuck on the regular (kinky shit included) but minimal interest recently

S'going on? Turning gay, curious or just the wrong girl for me?

>>666845464
could be the three of them kek