Im laying in bed with my boyfriend, Im thinking of pissing myself.

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Hurry up Im about to explode

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>>665125286

>>665124997
pretennd you're asleep and do it

do it op. also tits or gtfo

Just say you need to pee an you can't wait, he might catch you mid stream - and if he's a man enjoy that shit.

Shit on his chest.

Do it you nasty fucking bitch. Just fucking do it.

Just keep your eyes shut and enjoy it you whore

>>665124997
What a lucky guy, do it femanon

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He'll probably get really mad. I might get punished.

>>665124997
Are you the girl that pisses sitting in her yard?

>>665124997
Shit and/or piss on him and show us the pics with timestamps.

>>665124997
wtf no
if my gf would do that i seriously dump her

YES that is so fff hot DO IT mmm

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He always says I can in the shower. The sheets would get soaked...

>>665125852
I'd fucking drink it, it's messy in bed though better off putting some plastic sheets down or doing it in the bathroom

>>665124997
Fuck him with a strap on after you've pissed on him

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>>665126039
I want it to be a surprise.

As a little girl just starting to masturbate I would often piss the bed on accident.

>>665125798
I often piss in public, but I've sadly never been caught.

Wut would do anon if you found me peeing in public?

>>665126387
Ask you to put your cock away.

Falling for this faggots bait gullible cunts.

>>665126387
Ask you to put your penis back in your pants

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>>665126324
I do own a strap on

>>665126560
>>665126753
I'm the same chub that got choked and fucked on cam a few days ago

Bump
Need moar piss pictures

>>665125852
>my gf
nigga pls

Take off underwear, cuddle up to him, put a leg over him and let her rip

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>>665124997

>>665127626
This

>>665127123
I don't see any time stamp in the pic so I will still assume your packing a dong.

>>665126387
If I saw you urinating in public, I would film it on my phone. Then I'd tell you that if you don't suck my cock in a back alley I'll post that shit on your Facebook and report it.

I know you'd follow me to the alley, suck my cock and swallow my load like the good little whore you are

ITT dudes talking about pissing on another dude

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>>665127626
Its 7am, im in bed, not aboutto go look for a paper and sharpie

Ive run out of piss pictures,i can post my fat cunt

>>665127901
You wouldn't need to blackmail, I'd happily suck you dry.

There's other ways too prove it take a pic with 3 fingers up.

>>665128225
Nah just a bored fat whore

>>665128393
This or gtfo.

>>665128229
Yes please

>>665124997
as long as ur prepared to wash the sheets then absolutely yes

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>>665128229
do

>>665124997
Is your guy into pissing ? If not, you might get dumped
also show pussy

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>>665127123
I'd rub your clit then taste it while you pissed, then probably lick your clit after you finished, then see where it went from there.
How bigs your strap on?

Let's cut the shit op, post dick let's see the dangler.

>>665124997
The lucky git , marry me OP ?

>>665128229
Post your ugly axe hole

>>665128392
How deep do you think you can take my cock? I want to force it down your throat and make you gag

>>665129136
You want to stuff your dick down a neckbeards throat and make him gag?

>>665128229

You have the ugliest and depressing tits ive seen in a long time. How the fuck does any guy get hard looking at that shit you call breasts?

>>665128229

Post cunt and hold it open so we can see your exposed hole.

>>665128229
Let's see your fat piss flaps then you worthless cunt

>>665124997
I wish my wife would piss on me..

>>665128229
Actually pretty nice tits

7/10 would suck on

>>665125983
>feeling a warm trickle down you as you get groped in the shower
Pls no give new fetish

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>>665128393
I tried hard anon. Thats too difficult to do with a phone.
>>665128896
He doesn't mind it, but he'd dislike the sheets getting messy
>>665128916
The purple alien cucumber is about 7 inches.
>>665128964
I wish.. thats why I own a strapon
>>665129136
About 6 inches, thats how big my boyfriend is.
>>665129404
Yeah I know, Im flat for a fat girl. When I was skinny I was A cups.

>>665129817
Nice cunt, post ass

>>665129817
Hawt

Piss on him and post vid

>>665129969
Thas all I have on here. Post pee.

>>665129817
Spread it you stupid bitch

How do you pull that hood back to piss with that fat cunt?

>>665129817
>>665129404

Get on your knees, spread your ass and take a picture of that mess. Let's see if your pussy and ass are fuckable or if they're as bad as your sad titd.

>>665129817

Show face. This is a turn off. I am assuming you are pretty if you have a boyfriend with this body.

>>665129817
well as a lucky guy i'm about 8inches think you could take that?

>>665129817
Spread that shit, make it look appetizing.

You can't hold up three finger Pmsl what a fucking lame excuse I'll give you your due I'm fucking howling laughing m8

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>>665125502

>>665129817
So, let's see some peehole? ..you like the pisss thing right.. ?

>>665130218
Don't you know that's a guy ffs you gullible cunt.

>>665130163
>implying a dude wouldn't string along a fat ugly chick just to have somewhere to park their cock
See OP for further examples

>>665125502
Naw newfag, YOU GTFO

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>>665130029
If you go on chub threads, you might catch a show with me and him on cam

>>665130163
Idunno. I guess I'm somewhat cute maybe? I have no idea what he sees in me. Hes got a good career, and hes skinny and muscular. Fuckin baffles me.

>>665130628
Its not that, he has no troubles with women. I literally offer him nothing.

>>665130884
You fucking shut it ya wee dafty I'll boot yer baws ya banger.

>>665125770
>Implying this isn't what you want

>>665124997
Do it faggot

>>665131001
Huehue, this guy gets me.

>>665130911
'Idunno. I guess I'm somewhat cute maybe? I have no idea what he sees in me. Hes got a good career, and hes skinny and muscular. Fuckin baffles me. '

You're female and attractive.. you don't understand.. the privilege women experience in picking a mate - us men, we don't experience that

>>665131163
>attractive
Let's not go overboard faggot

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>>665131163
Im not attractive, Im fat and weird. Spend ten minutes with me and you'll be creeped out worse than any "neckbeard" male here.

Ur actually quite cute

>>665131370
Nah, I'm into femdom

>>665131163
Yup, this guy right here

i want to get a GF i have to put massive ammount of effort in finding people going on dates and then a fucking a woman can be like i like this one imma fuck him.

>>665131370
you're obviously easy to abuse. so you've got that going "for" you.

>>665131370
I'd love to spend 10... 20... maybe even more minutes with you

>>665131370
We told you to spread that fat cunt you dumb bitch.
Why do you post your ugly fucking face when no one cares?!
Spread pussy pic NOW, cunt

Can we please get back to piss? I think I'm going to pop a kidney

>>665131370
where you from as you look very simlar to someone i know. probaly just a lookalike but worth asking.

>>665131574
Go pee in a cup...

>>665131370
Sure, right .. you're also young and still think you're 'special'.. You're not.. anything you get a kick from is not even going to raise an eyebrow

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More pee is required

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>>665129817

>>665131621
Depends, whats her name?
>>665131684
Nah its not about what I am into, I know its nothing new. It's more how I act.

CAN WE GET BACK TO PISS???

>>665132049
Just pee already... on his face if possible... more pictures of you please

>>665131684

It's these type of girls who have nothing special about themselves so they make up shit-- about how they were abused as kids, how they used to be models, how their best friend fucked them over...

>>665132049
Lead on young lady.. I think I asked for a view of your peehole.. I'd be much obliged to see it

>>665132049
just fucking do it already. also, post pics of your fat gut

This threat was more fun when I was the only one here, cya fags I'm off to look at strap ons

>>665132049
Forename is Sarah.

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What does /b/ think of my weird vagina?

>>665132210
Nothing interesting has ever happened to me. I'm just socially inept.
>>665132377
Nope

Well I peed myself. Hes mad. Gonna take the cock in the ass then cleanup. Honestly never planned to post myself, just wanted a piss porn thread.

>>665132859
Your weird vagina looks perfectly normal.. there is nothing special about you dot com

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>>665132794

>>665132878
can we get a pic?
and
WP, have fun

>>665132878
Post video?

>>665132878
tell him its your fetish. if he loves you he'll respect it and let you do it again.

>>665132878
Nice

>>665132794
Whats weird about it? Looks just fine

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>>665133384
Ive been told its weird because of the opening

>>665133699
Looks perfectly normal to me.

>>665133699
a vagina with an opening? no way

>>665133699
Nope, looks great. 10/10 would smash. How your tits look?

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>>665133699
The vagina is supposed to open up

>>665133699
maybe it was the first vag the person has seen?

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>>665133893
We need to go deeper

>>665133699

What about your ass?

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>>665133836
>>665133893
More because of the excess skin, not sure why its so foldy
>>665133930
nonexistent

>>665134103
Faggot.

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>>665134133

>>665134133
It's fine! Looks nice actually, i'd happily chow on that :)

>>665134133
You a fag? Or just flat? Show them anyway b

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>>665134133
Plz

If no one else appreciates them,I will

>>665133699
My girl's vag looks like that inside
Not the fordyce spots, I mean the actual hole

>>665126387
I'd watch you finish, then grab you by the arm, pull you over my lap and spank your bare bottom until it's a nice shade of red, then I'd take you to the store, buy you a diaper and put it on you, right there in the store. Then you'd leave your boyfriend and come home to live with me, leaving all your stuff behind, and I'd make you sleep in a crib and wear diapers all the time, spanking you whenever you soiled yourself.

>>665134165
She's got terrible breasts and a fat girl pussy, her asshole has to look decent or be as bad as everything else

>>665134307
literally showing you my pussy and youre asking if i have a dick
>>665134242
Ok, seems like the guy who commented on it being weird didnt know what he was talking about
>>665134500
Honestly not worth posting
>>665134706
Oh so thats what they are! I talking to gyno and she said it isnt an std/i but couldnt tell em what exactly they are (not very good @ her job)

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>>665134721

>>665134721
good that faggots like you don't tend to reproduce themselves

>>665134900
I'm not op though I'm a different girl, but yeah i got phat cunt

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>>665134902

>>665134902
They're nothing to worry about
Basically they secrete tiny amounts of lube, got them on my foreskin

>>665134987
Don't hate because you don't know the proper way to treat a lady.

>>665124997
do it and post webm

>>665134994

So let's see your wrecked ass

>>665128229
fat chick with no tits, god must really hate you

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>>665135071
Fine, heres an older pic
>>665135096
Oh interesting! I'll have to look into it

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>>665135685
Not bad, though those red lips and hair is what got me interested

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>>665135685

>>665135602
Those are not "no tits".

No tits would be B cup on her.

>>665135949
I went though a faze
>>665135995
not interested enough in this conversation to timestamp my sad ittys

>>665136186
They are b, anon

>>665136267
Interesting, moved passed that?
What colour are you rocking now?

>>665136389
LMFAO

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>>665135685

>>665136468
Normal color

>>665124997
why is her piss bright blue

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>no timestamp

fucking idiots

>>665136750
refreaction.

>>665136750
THIS

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>>665136679
Ah, you just got to love that normal colour...

>>665135995
Lol, up until I was 19 I was loli mode, aa cups, no ass to speak of, in school they thought i was anorexic. Turned out the adderal i took my whole life was keeping my appetite down. First month off them I gained 80lbs, and it just kept going.

Although its my fault for not losing it by now, partly gave up because I'll never have that body again, there will be a lot of extra skin :/

>>665135685
Came here for piss, stayed for titties. Please timestamp

>>665137053
Meant for
>>665136530

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pic related. timestamp or gtfo

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>>665137187

Do a shit too! Post pics

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>>665137210

>>665124997
this bitch really needs to stop drinking so much mountain dew

>>665134721
>Anonymous 01/24/16(Sun)10:05:43 No.665134721▶>>665134934 >>665134987
>>>665126387
>I'd watch you finish, then grab you by the arm, pull you over my lap and spank your bare bottom until it's a nice shade of red, then I'd take you to the store, buy you a diaper and put it on you, right there in the store. Then you'd leave your boyfriend and come home to live with me, leaving all your stuff behind, and I'd make you sleep in a crib and wear diapers all the time, spanking you whenever you soiled yourself.

>this

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>>665137588

>>665137602
How does she do that? I've tried pissing durring sex, its impossible.

>>665137890
sauce?

Tits, or gtfo

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>>665137907
You just have to let i go

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>>665138073
4chan

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>>665137053
You still here?
Where in the world are you located?

>>665137588
I knew you'd like that.

>>665138742
Passing out. I'm fat, USA duh

>>665134133
You mean the labia?!

What kind of woman doesn't know what their cunt flaps are called?

A male one, that's who

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>>665139342
> fat = USA
Chuckled a bit

>>665138611
sauce?

>>665139398
Actually, I've yet to meet a girl who knows the female anatomy like I do. Guys want something, they study it and learn its secrets. I suspect most girls just find it a pain, and wish they had a dick instead.

>>665130911
fuck I'd take you and make you skinny, you'd be cute as fucking shit

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>>665140093
True.

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>>665140334
Ok Fritzel, calm down...

No fucking timestamp in this whole fuckng thread.

You people are properly gold star retarded.

Tits + TIMESTAMP or GTFO.

Any other reply is unacceptable

>>665140093
I'm OP and this is the fucking truth

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Let's get some more pictures of you

>>665140858
intadesting

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>>665140334
I was. But I'm ruined, all that extra skin.. I'd still be gross.

Heres me right as I started chubbing up.

>>665139398
I mean the skin around the entrance, not my labia

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>>665140601
Get yourself a camera and start taping your crothch

>>665140992
Kek, ur young and ur skin still has all the elacticty in it, lose weight and you won't look like a god damn feral ghoul. Stop making excuses fatty

>>665130440
>newfriends
Who? ima newfag so....

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>>665141132
Warp 9
Engage

>>665140992
Hi Taylor :3

>>665141002
Labia minora you mean, not labia majora.

Still the fucking labia you tetarded cunt.

Seriously, show us your dick dude.

Now timestamp + tits or gtfo

>>665141381
Im 21 anon. Too late.

>>665125770
Admit it, that's what you want.

>>665140992
Taylor Pikul?

>>665141477
So, how do you know me?

>>665141599
I'm pretending to sleep

>>665141580
>>665141580
Before you think you can blackmail me, my whole family knows I camwhore, and I literally have no friends. So what are you trying to do?

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>>665141685

>>665141685
Ok? Who are you?

>>665141826
Chill out
We're just messing with you

The pic you posted is the one you use on Youtube and Google+

>>665141826
Not intending to, don't worry... although in the future you may want to not post any pictures that are your profile picture on a popular social media website ;)

>>665141439
is this what sex feels like?

>>665141981
Fuck lol. I forgot. It's just too many people I used to know go on 4chan

>>665142042
Yeah, true. You can find out quite much trough reverse image search....

>>665142042
Idunno I don't really care about keeping my identity, like I said, I'm a neet, theres not really anything anyone could do with it.

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>>665141488
That isnt my fucking minora, you're the 'tetarded cunt'

>>665141488
around the entrance you fucking retard

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>>665137602
>tfw you never get to fuck and cum in a woman while she pees

>>665140992
there'll be treatments for that shit in a couple of years, nanobots 'n shit. and I'd steal your fat anyway and give it to homeless people. if you turned out cute enough i'd let you stay around.

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>>665142124
Yes, and breasts feels like sandbags

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>>665142405

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>>665130911
Lol did see the pics and a web of her.
To bad your bait faggit.

>>665124997
DO IT FAGGOT

TITS and TIMESTAMP or GTFO

Anyone posting anything other than the above is useless cancer and should an hero immediately

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>>665142405
Spread it as wide as you can and post

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>>665125335
How is the piss coming out of her vaginal orifice and not her urethra? Seriously, that stream is like 2 inches away from her piss hole.

OMG IS THAT YOU TAYLOR WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT