NZ thread jesus day edition

Dunners reporting in brah
We out here tonight?

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NZ bitch I used to fuck.

And now I abandon bread

>>665095454
former dunners my self, moved to chch 2 years ago, miss it

Hi

>>665095647
What do you miss about it?
Shit's boring but it's pretty chill

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Arch Hill/Grey Lynn checking in....

Reporting in from Hawaii

Feels weird to be 23 hours behind usual time

>>665096043
always something to do, plus everyones better down there, cunts always try fight you in town here

>>665096534
Nobody cares, mate

>>665097585
Ah, true. Yeah people are pretty chill here, for the most part anyway
I don't have a lot to compare it to though, I've always lived here, never been anywhere else for an extended amount of time

bumpin

>>665095647
Timaru here. Kinda miss Dunners from my uni days, it's really isolated there though.

Devonport here.

Just saw a nice fire burning in Auckland 30 minutes ago

>>665099014
got any timaru nudes?

>>665099352
Nah sorry dude.

Went out to Piha today, went for a swim at Kitekite falls them at Piha Beach. Cramped my leg really bad in the sea, also the sand or something gave me a rash, and I forgot to put sunscreen in the back of my knees and they got burnt. Apart from that though it was a great time.

>>665100264
It's a nice swimming area and there's loads of babes that go down there now n then.

>>665099428

maddy?

Auckland reporting in.

>>665100536
Elise

>>665101000

she from auckland or nah?

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I find the most erotic part of a woman is the butthole.

Who's calling in sick tomorrow morning?

>>665101000
Is she from a small town up north? might know this chick

>>665101755
Yeah, calling in as a fucking sick cunt!

>>665101000
Elise Ure?

>>665096534
hi ben

Watching the found footage horror "Creep." It's pretty good, certainly creepy.

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>>665099428
Is it her?

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[email protected]

>>665101755
Wellington Anniversary Day

>>665103187
Finally a new picture

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Hi my name is Shari
I am Indonesian student.
Am think of moving to New Zealand to be student here.
Do you have any advice?

This is picture of my last year high school class. I will be university year coming. I am person in middle to left. lol.

How is it jesus day?

>>665103698
Sunday you stupid.

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Two photography websites I've found that feature new zealand models in the nude.

alterego.co.nz
please.lemesh.me

pic related
>Dasha Goryacheva, Auckland.

>>665103683
Stay the fuck out of our country

>>665103825
Sunday is Gods day of rest. It don't have nuffin to do with Jesus you dumb as fuck atheist inbreed.

>>665103825
Jesus Day is some time in March; today is not Jesus Day

>>665104209
But I hear that New Zealand is welcoming country. Especially for young muslim men that are faithful to the holy ways.

>>665103187
Who are they

>>665104565
yes

>>665104534
We don't want you or your religion in New Zealand.

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>>665101794
Tauranga

>>665101971
No

>>665102934
No

Good girl. Just broke my heart is all. Wont give a full name.

>>665104534
Stay in indonesia you ugly cunt.

>>665104773
Sweet as bro

Bought some hot english mustard today, eating it is like getting punched in the nose.

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>>665105309
Got moar

Dunners reporting.

Just got disconnected thirty laps into a race on rFactor. Robbed.
>>665095454
Hey mate, you still here?

>>665106711
Sorta mate, had the tab open, hardly been paying any attention to the thread though, shit's dead tonight

dunners here

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Ritanon here, i don't have internet at the moment and I miss you all dearly! I will return soon enough. #CutForRitanon

>>665106984
>two hours
>fifty posts
Yep, it's dead!
>>665107122
Up to?

>>665107122
good for you..?

>>665107318
Music and snapchat, you?

>>665107293
M A T E
A
T
E

Is it actually you?

>>665107318
Shit yes!
>25 posters
Normally we're hitting 60 on a good day
Much happen today/tonight?

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>>665107407
It is! I've been missing this place. :)

>>665107566
26 now, crappy thread so no point posting

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Guess her name and I dump the whole folder. NZ broad.

>>665107866
please dont - everyone

>>665107401
>music
Post yer jams!
>snapchat
Post yer...dicks, or whatever Snapchat is for.
Nothing, now. Winding down for the evening
>>665107566
Went out to the kart track, ruined my fucking day.
Anxiety bloody wrecked me soon as I parked up, dunno what the go is with that.
Just drove around for ages after that, was up your way at one point. Mt Grand Rd is pretty sweet!
How about you?
>>665107624
We've been missing you, mate!

>>665108112
Cool. Bye

>>665107866
Mandy, Marilyn, Brittany, Tiffany, Candice, Brandy, Heather, Channing, Briana, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammie, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noelle, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devin, Emmalou, Becky, Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn, Tammie-Lynn?

>>665108225
Listening to kendrick at the second, and I don't have a dick so no dick snaps on my behalf sorry /b/ro

>>665108311
Oh my god that's brilliant

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[shitposts generically]

>>665108311
You literelly missed the "e"s

wtf dude? lel

>>665108311
How many pornstars have you named there?

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>>665108225
It wont be long til i'm back in full effect my friend. How's it been on the NZ threads anyway?

>>665108225
Ah that sucks mate
No electrical issues today?
Yeah Mt Grand is alright eh, gotta be careful when it's wet, shit gets slippery as hell on those corners
Nah not much at all mate, slept most of the day to be fair

>>665108539
It's the list from the movie Ted you fuck stick

>>665108489
>>665108539
>>665108630
Seen "TED" before?

>>665108539
Copypasta mate
>>665108630
>Not knowing what this is from

>>665108422
Kendrick's alright, what song?

>>665104209
You fucking tell em!

>>665108713
See
>>665108745
Fuckstick

>>665108775
Took me a sec. I dont care for shit films

>>665108745
I have seen both but I don't remember all the names off the top of my head.
I could do a brewski though

>>665108839
Hiiipower

Wow and I thought NZ threads were boring when everyone only talked about cars

Kiwis are just like their national bird

Boring

>>665108931
Me either. Didnt hit me till I remembered the advert

>>665107866
Alex Trimmer

>>665108839
Anna Kendrick is alright.
Lamar suck ass

>>665109033
Alec Baldwin

Knew it

>>665108422
Do we have a girl on here tonight?

>>665108689
Quiet as! Everyone more or less buggered off a few months ago now
>>665108706
Nah, ran solid! Even sat with it running for a fair few minutes, was still good.
How the hell did you sleep in the heat?
>>665109002
Joke's on you, I get to enjoy my hobby just driving where I have to go anyway!

>>665109256
Yeah hi, patiently waiting for the tits or gtfo comments.

>>665109256

Im >>665109002

No tits till these threads get interesting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast%27s_eagle
So this use to hunt Moa...

>>665109347
Scotia chick or someone else?

Breasts, or politely leave the premises.

>>665109379
trying to make up the rules? fuck off, tits or gtfo

>>665108713
>>665108853
>fuckstick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRyOo1wgYfk

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>>665109315
Oh real? Do people still go on the tinychat and stuff? Is sytrus, db, auckland, saintlaurent, dunners and stuff still lurking?

>>665108975
Never heard it, might give it a listen later.
His collab with Imagine Dragons is good!
>>665109315
That's good as man!
Ah fuck knows, slept for about 10 hours last night, woke up, grabbed something to eat then went back to sleep for another couple
I'm surprised at how quick the time has gone considering how bored I've been today

>>665109544

Not interesting enough sorry, need more originality

>>665109505
Someone else, photos of me have their own mega folder, I think you've all seen enough

>>665109347

We got it here
>>665109544

>>665109767
which one are you?

In Taupo. Anyone wanna smoke or fuck?

>>665109643
I lurk in threads sometimes but tinychat died out months ago

>>665109595
Miss that flick. Were both fucksticks. Broken ones. Lets agree to disagree and move on. M8s? still got nudes to dump anyway.

>>665109859
secret for now

>>665109946
scartits

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>>665109888
Jesus that sucks. Guessing this is dunners?

>>665109643
Tinychat is deader than here. I'm Dunners, DB's still around sometimes, the rest are long gone.
>>665109649
Fair cop. Anything planned for the week or nah?
>>665109767
Grace would be my first guess.

>>665110039
nah, I wasn't on that list but I was a regular

>>665109946
i got stuff to send you in exchange

anyone from west aucks?

>>665110060
That was quick. Haven't been on in at least a month but its pretty quiet

>>665110060
Nah mate, not at all.
Could probably do a couple wee things on the car if I get bored, which is a high probability.
And yourself?

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>>665110060
Glad to hear you're holding down the fort dunners!

>>665110164
Your name?

>>665095307
fuck, it's hot tonight, boys. Cyclone hitting us soon.

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In The Silver Of The Moon

>>665110341
savageanus

Blenheim here. Neighbors just finished up a party because some dude (by the sounds of it) was flapping his dick around shouting at everyone to cum on him and not insult his crotch sling

At least they know when to not be annoying fucks faces.

>>665110234
Figures though, you're the only one known to have been in here before.
What's the occasion for the visit?
>>665110286
Still gonna rego it or not yet?
Nothing doing, the whole week.
>>665110341
Yeah mate, gotta make sure there's something for you to come back to!

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Guys should I get a Saiga12 or keep saving for a car?

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Wellington reporting in
Dumping snapchat of ex

>>665110631
Ran out of things to watch, plus its sunday so everyone's asleep.

>>665110719
where are the nudes?

>>665110631
Yeah, may as well
Sounds crazy busy mate, haha!
You go on the Northern motorway much?
Passed a red car sitting in a paddock yesterday, looked like an old 240z or 280z

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>>665110508
Oh savage what's up man!

>>665110631
That's why you're the GOAT dunners! I'm off for now man but i'll be back in no time, good to talk to you /b/ro :)

>>665103683
Kill yourself

>>665110975
Yeah mate, you too! Have a good one

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Let Me Be Your Man

>>665110837
Chur. Still suprised you're lurking here without being summoned by stupid questions on ask.fm or something
>>665110969
It'll be pretty hectic. Dunno how I'll cram it all in.
Yeah, I'm up that way a fair bit. I took the number and asked about it, actually!
It's an imported S130 280ZX, L20 straight-six, 5MT. Guy wants ten grand for it

>>665104363
Sunday is pagan day of rest. Saturday is God's day of rest, and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

Wairap reporting

>>665111328
Deactivated that! Over it

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some day when you leave me i bet these memories follow you around

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more Lacey

>>665109862
gay?

>>665111328
Make sure not to work yourself to hard man
We'll have to go on a drive sometime soon, since we're both up to nothing all the time, haha!
Funny that! It's nice, you don't see them around
Fair price for it too

>>665111515
Hahah, don't blame you. I never really looked, but I'm guessing it was
just stupid shit from here?
>>665111590
Is this the second coming of IDbro or something?
>>665111785
Fuck, I'd be up for that! Can just plan a route and then drive it if human interaction is too much.
If not, I'm happy to come work on yours if you want a hand!
>fair price
Exactly what I said to my old boy, who was losing his shit at that number. He thought it'd be three or there abouts lol

>>665112089
Was alright when heaps of people used it but its just dead as fuck now. Was no point having it.

>>665111785
>>665112089
Just meet up already and let the bromance fully blossom

>>665112089
Human interaction would be alright I reckon, we're pretty alike in certain ways so there'd always be shit to chat about
Haha really? If only, man

Fuck this summer too hot

>>665112462
Everywhere's dead as fuck now, /nzg/'s a prime example
>>665112610
Lewd...
>>665112700
Yeah, sweet as. I'm easy though, meeting people from here can be fuckin' awkward, as I understand it.
Yeah man! I got tools and a rough idea on how to use them, and nothing better to do. Offer stands, anyway.

>>665113095
Yeah I'm noticing, interested to see if I know you

>>665113026
I fucking hate summer cant wait for winters cold embrace to return

>>665113213
Hopefully winter won't be hot like last time
Auckland didn'teven get cold last year

Any of you cunts from wellington/upper hutt? havent seen anyone all fucking summer someone save me

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>>665109946
Haha im so girly and mysterious! Haha these betas will never guess me XDDDD

>>665113095
Yeah shit I can imagine it would be, I'll hit you up sometime when I'm happy with how my car is!
Cheers man!
Just realised it's about 3 weeks til Poly starts, that'll keep me busy, at least!

>>665109256
yis

>>665113328
yeah its been a long time since Auckland has had a proper cold winter

>>665113196
Nah, doubt it. Unless my awkward school days maintain a reputation.
>>665113213
Fucking this.
>>665113607
Sounds good!
Yeah, be good to get into it. You're doing IT, right?

>>665113569
My names already been posted?
>>665113788
Did we go to school together?

>>665113788
For sure!
Yeah man, thinking if that fails, gonna have to become a drug lord or something.
All these El Chapo and Pablo Escobar documentaries got me keen
>>665113988
Probably thinking of me, haha!

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Pukekohe reporting in

Fucking hot, can't sleep

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>>665111628

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>>665110679
Get a Saiga12 and steal a car.

>>665113988
Don't think so, I went to Logan.
>>665114214
Nah mate, become a wheelman! Best driving job you can do

why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot why is it so hot

>>665114554
I have all those

>>665109643
Auckland here,

Still lurk every now and then. It's summer so I'm busy doing IRL shit

>>665114903
Had no idea what wheelman was, quick Google tells me it's similar to what the guys in Drive and The Transporter do?
That would be pretty awesome
Watched a doco the other night though, some guy made somewhere between $500,000 and $1,000,000 worth of cocaine in a week, shit's crazy!

>>665115568
Yeah, although not as Hollywood as those.
Fuck, you can't argue with that income!

>>665116190
Ah okay, guess you gotta make it theatrical for the movies
I reckon! They all seem to end up dead though, guess it ain't all happy days

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Fuck me
Put some air in this threads lungs you slow fucks

>image is upside down


ya, no shit

>>665116428
Yeah, making a million bucks a week and then getting out of the business alive is the trick!
Reckon it's about dead in here, so I'mma call it a night. Have a good one!

>>665117417
Too right!
Yeah /nzg/ seems dead, later man. You too!

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Look up "SexxyJoJo" on myfreecams. qt hamilton chick

>>665118312
Don't tell me what to fuckin' do.

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>>665118491
I love your attitude and im not even the guy you responded to. Im just an american who has a troth of nude of an ex from NZ. Bravo to you though. I mean that shit.

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Soooo, he reckons he might run for a fourth term.

Any thoughts?

>>665119307
and for the past 2 times, i didnt vote for him. so im still aloud to complain

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>>665121086
You sound like a cunt, don't like me, fuck off to Aussie ya wanker

>>665122692
na, they wont give me the dole and id have to get a job...

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>>665122908
Stop bitchin about me then
"You sound like a cunt" - John Key, 2016

IT'S SO FUCKING HOT THANKS JOHN KEY

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>>665124006
You're fuckin welcome, mate.
Make the fuckin most of it

>>665124197
Fuck you and your TPP shit mate

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>>665124483
You've got a lot of teeth for a smart cunt, talking shit 'bout me