The hell \b\ i found this in my 11 years old daughter's

>>664207281
wtf are you doing going through her underwear draw

>>664207281
She could buy it at target, you should talk to your daughter about Miley Cyrus and how she isn't a very good role model

>>664207281

So you go through her shit huh? You're the reason she has that, trust issues with her faggot dad who lurks 4chan

Why the fuck were you searching through her panty drawer anyway?

>>664207281
Kill yourself for going through your daughter's underwear drawer. I bet her mom is going to love that tidbit.

>>664207281
This is call in the wife and have her deal with it shit.

>>664207281
>what should I do?
Nothing.

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>>664207281
cum on it

>>664207281
Nice photoshop, idiot

At least she's fucking a toy and not some diseased cock. Or yours. So fuck off and let her do her thing.

People masturbate. Boys mastubate. Girls. Animals. Etc.

Stop looking through her drawers, you piece of shit

For all you know your wife bought it for her, because women are weird as fuck

look up for more

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>>664207381
>>664207386
>>664207393
>>664207398
>>664207411
Moralfags GTFO !!!!!11

Considering I started whacking off at around 11 and girls can hit puberty earlier than men its perfectly normal. If you're the father do -not- bring this up, as many people have pointed out you were searching through her panties and that's what that conversation focuses on.

If you're really concerned have the mother bring it up but its nothing to worry about unless you're a member of the religious right.

Hey, OP. Fuck these guys.

Throw that shit away, keep an eye on her shit from now on. If another one pops up, take action. If you can, ask your wife about it You've got a problem on your hands, here.

>>664207281

>your wife.
>& ask your wife about it, she definitely knows

ask her what it is as if you yourself don't know

>>664207710
How about you go get impaled by a giant black dick you so love

>>664207492
kek

>Insert in your butthole.
>Leave in drawer pooy

>>664207381
>>664207386
>>664207393
>>664207398
>>664207411

ever thought he was putting her clean & folded clothing in her drawer?

>>664207281
Install a hidden cam in her room, wait for her to masturbate and upload the video here.

That'll teach her good.

>>664207819

OP here, no wife / mother in the picture what do you suggest.. ?

>>664207381
>>664207393
>>664207398
>>664207411
>doesn't know what parents do

You think this 11 year old is doing the clothes washing?

>>664207281
Nothing wrong with fapping, just leave it be, don't mention it. It's not going to hurt her, when she starts bringing home douches, then you step in.

>>664207393
>>664207381
Users who don't have kids

>>664207975
Just let it be. She is gonna masturbate with or without it. That at least might satisfy her craving for real dick

>>664207281

why did you put your wifes dildo in your daughters drawer?

no child at that age goes for that

or shes already in contact with one of these sandnigger groups that target teenagers

break her neck and make another child

Welp, I can already tell this is going to be a good thread.

Instead of asking "where could she buy that?", instead ask: who could have bought this for her?

She might be being groomed by a pedo op. Can you access her computer history / text messages?

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>>664207984
>>664208014

If you wash their laundry you put them back in the drawers for them? Jesus fucking christ, no wonder kids these days can't do a fucking thing for themselves. How about, they fold the dry clothes themselves, put them back in the drawers, themselves. Do you spoon feed them too?

Your kids sound like useless pieces of shit who will end up in diaper threads on this shit site much like their shit parents.

>>664207281
Pic of daughter for science reasons

>>664207975
Leave the bitch be she's craving cock that's normal it's way better than sucking Gamal's black dick and becoming a multicultural slut
>also cum on it

>>664208282

so much this.

my son is 7 and has to fold his own shit

>>664207281

that thing is wide. shes gonna have a wrecked pussy. don't worry op, every guy will slip out of her like a hotdog in a hallway.

>>664207975
In that case, you've really got two choices, either take it from her and make a big show of it or do nothing. Anything in between will just not have the desired effect.

If you bring it up as a concerned parent she'll lash out at you and it'll just end up an arguement with no actual progress

If you just take it without making the big show, she'll just get another and hide it better next time

Unless I just went full retard I think those four things are your 4 reasonable actions, of which only two of them would have the desired effect of the action

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>>664207423
Dubs want this

>>664207281
>where could she buy that?

If you're in the USofA, any Spencer's in any mall anywhere.

Sniff it.

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>>664207975
Only concern is her developing a vibrator dependency etc.. she may ruin her future sex life completely

>>664208278

Well /anon/ do you think there is a places that she could buy that herself? i said earlier no mother in the picture, how would you pull it off if it was you ?

either ask her if she wants the real thing and let her suck you're dick or leave her the fuck alone

>>664208282
Some people have parents who like them

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>>664207281
Better off leaving it, better a dildo than a diseased cock (as many in the thread have stated).

>>664208422
this.i think the best option for now is to do nothing.until u see something suspicious

>>664207281
>Put it in her cereal box.
>Wait for morning lulz.

Because of >>664207975

>>664207984
This

If trips, post pic of your spawn

OP hold up the dildo so that we can take a look at it , would you?

I am shocked but am I not talking to her about it

>>664207281
cum on it and put it back.

>>664208422
I should point out by the way, I am a 23 year old with 0 parenting experience so take what I say with a pinch of salt

>>664208676
re

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>>664208699
Winrar !!!!11 now deliver OP

Shove it up your arse and put it back uncleaned. Post pictures.

>>664207507
wtf is wrong with you

>>664207281
Stop rolepaying.

>>664208422

Thank you for one of the real responses

>>664208719
post a picture of her so we can decide better whether you should talk to her or not

>>664208790
rere

>>664207281
She didn't buy it, her 23 year-old boyfriend bought it for her.

>>664207281
even an 11yo is not stupid enough to hide something it doesnt want to be found at a place that is managed by her mother

OP is a fagget
/sage

>>664208676
Rolling for this

>>664208422
or... you could just cum all over it and put it back...

>>664207281
if dubs you lick it trips you stick in your ass quads you go ass to mouth

>>664208899
dub dubs have spooken

>>664208676
Roll faster, gents

>>664208882

>>664207975

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Its a bong dude, your kids a stoner

ROL:L

they shoplift them

>>664208422
If you make a big show and shit she might feel shameful about her sexuality,
and that's a whole new level of shit to deal with.

I say let her have it, chance is it's never been inserted.

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were gonna need pic of daughter.

>>664208566
Depends... kids that age can be pretty crafty so it's entirely possible she got hold of a credit card and ordered it online.

99% sure no physical porn store would sell it to her since they can get in incredible amounts of shit if there are minors wandering around in the store, let alone buying anything.

More likely though is either
a) she's being groomed by someone (a boyfriend from school or online?), or
b) someone bought it for her for non-pedo reasons (e.g. one of her friends older sister maybe? If she's going through puberty I can see this being a possibility. Sisterhood of women and all that BS.)

>>664209074
or... you can just cum on it and place it back in there, all ready for her...

........she needs dick youre the dad teach her about the dick.......fuck her post video

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>>664207386
Kek'd. Sorry everyone else missed it though...

>>664208783
so you became father at 12

also, you should have a 3sum with your daughter and wife. just bring the dildo in halfway through to let her know you mean business. YOUR DOING GODS WORK OP. WE WILL WAIT.

Post pic of it next to your cock for comparison purposes

she either order it online.which is impossible without card.either she has an adult friend and he/she bought it for her.is that just me or 11years old is too young for a dildo?i mean most girls on her age experiment with fingers.anyway you should do nothing about it op

>>664207423
This

Buy one that's 3 times bigger and swap it out.

>>664208638
This is the only reasonable answer.

ROll for pic trips

replace it with a cucumber

>>664209240
found the retard who can't read

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>>664207281
WE gave it to her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6-4V3E38Wc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLaBTAMqaZ4

>>664209240
I don't even know how you took 23, subtracted 0 and ended up with 12

replace it with the bible

>>664209110
i don't think there are many stores around here that do sell these kind of things...maybe online but I did see no package at the house. So i guess maybe a friend from school?

>>664207281
Seems to me that would you really need to do is place hidden cameras in your daughters room.

It is thge only way to make sure she is not getting up to any sinful activities at night.

Also, post the evidence here so that us expert witnesses may help you deduce what sort of nocturnal proclivitiesmay be occuring

It would be the christian thing to do

>>664207631
Tumblr whore who found her way onto 4chan

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>>664207281
/thread

>>664207386
anon is right OP

>>664209240
No, he's the poster of the post linked, the advice giver.

I say play dumb, take it out of there and put it on display on her nightstand.

When she comes home tell her 'hey, I found this sweet sculpture in your drawer, why did you hide it? I set it up next to your bed.'

Alternatively, you best hide all of her webcam devices because somebody is watching her schlick, i guarantee it

>>664207281
Ride it and leave it unwashed.

>>664207631
>Stop looking through her drawers
You don't have kids. That is good.

Take the toy, have a talk.with her and tell her that you have a perfect tool if she ever need to experiment.with it or learn from it. Tell her you will properly teach her with the tool if she is curious.

>>664209491
kek

>>664208278
Then he can blame modern media for her trust issues

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>>664207386

Only 11 years old and already a slut, you must be a great dad.

Think of how big her hole will be when she is 18?

>>664207631

Dude how dumb are you it's probably not even about the masturbationit's about the fact that an 11 year old has a fucking dildo where'd she get it from cause she sure as fuck couldn't have bought it herself. It's not about hurrdurr sins it's about her fucking safety you incredible fucking idiot.

>>664209412
23 - 11 yo daughter = 12 retard

>>664207281
ask your wife, she probably bought it

>>664209836
Except OP isn't 23

Thank you for the people who answered truthfully. i am (was?) asking where she could have bought it, how? not about what is right and wrong . OP

>>664207281
would you rather her be masturbating or fucking other boys

>>664207631
Why the fuck are you on /b/? At 11 you maybe start finding about masturbation with your fingers, not with a giant ass dildo.

>>664209602
>When she comes home tell her 'hey, I found this sweet sculpture in your drawer, why did you hide it? I set it up next to your bed.'

Kek, I'd totally do that to my kid

>>664207281
Do nothing.
That is what you should do.
She obviously has it because she has been having biological irges that tell her to fuck, or masturbate.
Just be happy she is not going out and getting diseases or teen pregnant.
Just be happy she has done the responsible thing and gotten herself a sexual placebo.
This way she gets the sexual release she obviously needs, with none of the bad side effects of getting pregnant or diseased.
Be happy, you raised her right.

>>664209836

23 with ZERO years parenting experience.
You probably failed a lot of tests in school

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>>664207281
replace it with your own creation made in a "clone-a-willy" type device

>>664210094

>>664210041

>>664208612
If your parents love you they let you work hard in a fair manner.

>>664209491
Tumblr whale ahoy?

Everyone in this thread that agrees with looking thru a kids drawer is betraying that they have been abused and mistreated by their parents and should seek some therapy before trying to parent

>>664207281

Dear OP,

Be glad the little slut isn't stuffing her cunt full of black men, and is instead doing camshows for minimum wage

>>664210091

Kek rolling for this

>>664210041
the internet you idiot. or a regular sex shop. if she doesnt have her own credit card or paypal, then she bought it in person at a sex shop or used on craigslist LOL. maybe liberal teachers hand them out for sex ed these days

>>664208955
trip dubs faggot

>>664210322
I was unaware someone underage could purchase such an item at a shop, in the u.s. but thank you for the non helpful comment .

>>664210041
tbh OP, 11 is a pretty standard age to get urges. most kids seem to start masturbating at 11, 12, or 13 (if they do at all); so the only real shock here should be that she has some serious equipment to do it with. Id say she probably got one of those prepaid cards and ordered it and lucked out by getting to the mail before you did; or got together with a friend/s who had access to a credit card and they did ordered together.

Anyways, at least this way she'll discover whats right or wrong for her and not be pressured into sexual activities in ways or quantities that she isnt comfortable with. good luck OP.

Describe the smell.

>>664210460
she does that because you're a failure as a parent and she's seeking pleasure and attention with these things because you never gave her adequate attention.

>>664210120
Are you serious? OP said he was 23 years old. And has an 11 year old daughter. Meaning that when his daughter was zero years old, he was 12.

>>664209836
how do u survive in life dude?

>>664210041
There is definitely an adult at work here, whether family or friend.

>>664210460

There's no age check online and if there is, there's a box that says

[ ] click here if you're 18

And just like every terms and conditions you've ever agreed to, technically, that makes it the problem of the user (or in this case legal guardian) and not the distributor

Salsa > Web dev for 10 years

>>664210621
it wasnt OP, poster of advice said he was 23

>>664210621
he was the op idiot.he was just a guy posting about his opinion.and he said consider that i am 23 with zero parenting experience

>>664210621
OP NEVER SAID HE WAS FUCKIN 12 THAT WAS SOMEONE ELSE

>>664207281
Auction it out to your friends at /b/
I'm willing to offer $200 for it
$100 if it's been cleaned recently

>>664210506
Thank you for the answer, prepaid cards are easy to get i assume. I guess as long as everything is safe, then the origin does not matter and there can be a lesson to learn for everyone

>>664210582
stop projecting, lost soul.

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>>664208612

>Implying being liked and being coddled/spoon fed is the same thing

Just shut up and suck your dads cock some more. Its okay though, because he likes you.

>>664210621
that was not me, that was someone giving advice, unfortunately you could not follow suit and do the same. - OP

>>664210857
I'm not even a parent but whatever makes you feel good about being a bad abusive father. See you in a few years make a thread about how she went no contact with you and got another daddy figure because you are inadequate.

>>664210742
that is unclear, i am pardoned

>>664210182
>clone-a-willy
If dubs do it

>>664210988
OHHH SHIT

>>664210988
Winrar

>>664210902
>getting this mad

It's ok buddy, your father abandoned you before you were born, I get it.

>>664210774
>lesson to learn for everyone
what fucking lesson you idiot. stop going through your daughters shit and for fucks sake how shit of a parent do you have to be that you post on 4chan for advice. you are literally asking a bunch of 16-19 year old autists and 60 year old mentally ill pedophiles and gender confused transgenders, and the occasional 28 year old grad student for parenting advice

>>664210932
I dont have children, you're still projecting, bud.

>>664207281

I'd be more worried about the fact that your daughters first dildo is the size of your arm

by time she's 15, she'll have a competition with sasha grey to see if they can pass a laptop between each others cunts

jizz on it

>>664210932
You don't have kids. That is good.

Leave it.
If she already got it there's no use in confronting here with it. You raised her poorly and she'll be a slut with or without her toys.

>>664211062

go back to tumblr
>go and fuck your own face twice

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>>664210988
Kek

>>664207631
>Stop looking through her drawers, you piece of shit
Underage fag, GTFO

If you found cigarettes in her room, you'd make her smoke the whole package to turn her off of smoking for good.

Same principle with this, I guess.

>>664211118
looks like i struck a nerve with my comment, tell us how badly you were abused and how your parents never loved you anon :D

>>664207281

Okay OP you want the best possible answer? Wait for her to get home tell her you need to talk. Tell you're were doing the laundry and you found the vibrator. Tell her you aren't angry and she shouldn't feel ashamed just tell her that you don't care about the vibrator but that you do however want to know how she got it. And all will probably be good

>>664207281
there is only one answer to this, and I'm absolutely certain beyond a single doubt that this is it

you fucking put it there OP, you're a fucking pervert pedo, going through your child's underwear, and posting this shit on /b/ get's you off

Well guess what motherfucker, I got enough info to track you and I know where you live

>>664211188

You'd make your daughter smoke 8 inches of silicone?

I don't think that would be very good for her health

OP What are the chances your wife bought it for her and has had "the talk" already but not told you because she's so young and you'd freak out?

>>664211151
It's good because they won't have a shitty childhood like you do and won't make you feel bad? :D

>>664211062
it should seem as though you still have nothing of importance to say. I think this is where we part ways, it's useless to talk to likes of you. also, please for the love of god I do hope you never have children .

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>>664207281
Ask her to show you how she uses it.....

>>664211290
good thanks

>>664211188
this made me lol

so wrong

>>664211337
wife/mother not in the picture

>>664211337

And post photos on the internet to your creepy internet friends who have a perchant for starting threads called 'loli' and exhibit other signs of sexual repression such as an obsession with chicks with dicks

Yeah I can see why the wife wouldn't want to tell him about it

Oh, and ITT: Kids still living at home angry cos mommy and daddy don't want them fucking up under THEIR roof.

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make her fear the devils dick

>>664211290

Oh and tell her about vibrator dependancy cause you don't want her to end up like one of those girls that couldn't even reach an orgasm with a jackhammer on their clit.

>>664211062
>Implying you're not a 16 year old autist

>>664211521

If you're going to bang your sister, you might as well look your mum dead in the eyes while you do it

>>664211511
where is the mother? just text her the picture you posted on 4chan, she is probably a better source of advice

>>664207955
This.
The best way to get revenge is to leave something pooey

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>>664211336
Omfg this post

Is it really true that people start experimenting with masturbation at around 11?

the obsession of people in this thread to intrude in their childrens sexual habits is creepy af, i feel bad for your current/future kids, they'll grow up molested and with low self-esteem

>>664207819
Yeah me to, at 11, but I didnt have fleshlight. Nor shoudl a 11 have a horse dick sized vibrating dildo

>>664211521
ITT: Angry white men

>>664211651
What i mean is the wife / mother is long gone and not around anymore, unfortunately.

>>664210988
>willy dubs
op better deliver

>>664211804
whered the mother go OP? is there a step mother? aunt? maybe girl needs some feminine role model

>>664211511
>>664210774
op do you not see half the posts here? the ones that say there is another adult involved, family or not? someone gave her that dildo, probably to get her ready for the real thing. shes 11.

>>664211804

Ok, so if the wife/mother isn't around, who can/does your daughter talk to about sexuality? Last thing you want is for her to get her information from facebook, or worse still pornography

(Hint: not you. Don't say you.)

>>664211680
I don't think this the appropriate situation to leave something pooey

>>664207281
tie her down and use it on her

>>664211898

You don't really know how the internet works do you?

>>664211511

If you make her feel bad about it it's going to fuck up her perception of sex and masturbation for life. Explain casually during something you both enjoy doing as a family (if you make a big deal of sitting her down it will freak her out) that you found it in whichever way you did, that using it and what she's doing is normal, but not until she's a few years older.

Regardless she had to get the idea somewhere to experiment and take it that far at such a young age, I think you should be looking at her motivations, reasons and maybe people that pushed her in that direction.

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>>664209457
Underrated post

ITT: childhood abuse victims wanting to make their kids go thru the same cuz they're just like their parents

>>664207958
Morons who are not even parents get so butthurt over nothing.

>>664211898
I am well aware of those posts, but in case you haven't realized , 100% of those people are trolls to elicit a reaction

>>664211694
i started jerking it in 3rd grade, i didn't even know what the fuck i was doing, i was just imagining titties while rubbing my tiny schlong cuz it felt good. later on when my balls dropped it became a serious responsibility

>>664212039

Yes that's a great idea, casually mention to your daughter during a nice family moment that you're aware that she stuffs her vagina with a hairless mole, and that you're okay with it, that won't immediately destroy the moment and make her yell and scream at you at all

>>664207281
Hidden cameras
Hidden cameras everywhere

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>>664207281
>ATTENTION ALL FAGGOTS ATTENTION ALL FAGGOTS


1. Put wifes' vibrator in daughters panty drawer

2. Write timestamp and put in daughters panty drawer

3. Take pic of wifes' vibrator in daughters panty
drawer with timestamp

4. Post pic to /b/

5. Ask what do /b/?

6. Thread blows up.


>He's a pedo, you're all pedos, pedo thread is pedo thread.


>ATTENTION ALL FAGGOTS ATTENTION ALL FAGGOTS


OPEN AND SHUT CASE WATSON!

Arrest that pedodad!

>>664211442

No problem and remember to be calm and friendly this is the kinda thing where you need to be her friend not her parent otherwise she's gonna feel emberrased and get angry while there's not a problem on your side.

if this post is still open in 10-15 minutes, expect an update.
OP .

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>implying it's not OP's drawer
>implying its not his vibe
>implying it's not an elaborate ruse

>>664211694

When I was muuch younger than 11 I used to slap my dick on my stomach.. don't know why I did it. didn't get anything out of it...just...played with my dick

By time I was 11, you'd think I'd have discovered a secret mole society living in the sewers who desperately needed protein and I was their only hope

>>664211336
Kek

>>664212158
Please don't breed. You'll make darwin roll in his grave

>>664212314
/thread

you faggots believe anything that's got a timestamp

>>664212149
YES PLEASE DO THIS.

1. Buy fleshlight
2. Insert vib into fleshlight.
3. Leave in drawer
4. ?????

>>664212167
but...they're...accurate? she couldn't get it herself, obviously, and that's pretty fuckin big for an 11 year old girl..

>>664207281
>le epic 11yo gril advice bait thread xDDD
>le epic pretend outrage xDDDD
>le constant bumps by pedos hoping for child porn xDDDDD

>>664212314
way to ruin my boner

>>664207492
DO IT

>>664207930
Found the liberal jew

>>664212314
>>664212365
>664212365
>>664212388
>>664212423
>>664212442
samefags

>>664209457
roll

>>664207281
putt it in you mouth with a timestamp..

>>664212566
>being this buttblasted

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OP replace it with pic related but dont mention anything or talk to her about anything. just sit across from her at dinner, asking her how schools going and regular shit like that.

Holy shit, your daughters pussy is going to be a train wreck by the time she's 14. Take it, put it on table, call her in, and ask her what the fuck she's doing. Then tell her that if she wants a dick so bad, why she didn't just come to you, that you'd be happy to give her yours when she needs it.

>>664212705
confirmed for samefag

>>664207492
finaly some 1 who gets it..... took way to long for this 1 to cum out hehehe.... fuck /b/

>>664210091
rollling!

Why don't u fuck her instead

>>664212736
>confirmed for buttblasted

>>664210268

So, you are just gonna let your children walk around in stinking unwashed and creased clothes? Good for you.

>>664212723
topkek

>>664210215

Sounds like your parents were just lazy, it's ok it's not your fault.

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Ok real op here.
thank you for all seriously meant replys.
I'm not a pedo . I only put her clean clothes in her closet. I am a single parent.I leave it at that. I do not want to embarrass my daughter.

>>664211782
ITT TT.

>>664212966
>implying '19' is a real month
gtfo newfag

>>664211336
best response in this thread so far

>>664212380
Like wise.

>>664211235

4k projection right here.

>>664207281
>My Daughter
>/b/

Everyone knows no one on 4chin could fuck an actually living vagina, much less give seed to a functioning human. Your bait game is weak annon.

>>664213021
It's the 19th of the 1st you fucking Amerifag.

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>>664212436

HOW ARE THEY ACCURATE?

GO GOOGLE TYPE SEX TOYS ONLINE

GET 40 MILLION RESULTS

First Site: http://www.lovehoney.com.au/

> Start chat with customer service representative
> Customer service rep confirms no photo ID is required

What do anon? WHAT DO?

>>664207975
Props for being a single father.
And I have a 5 yr old son.
I def think she's to young for a "sex toy" like that.
Exploring your body is one thing, but that is a cause for concern. Act like your unaware of it. And have a good father daughter talk about sex. Your going to be the deciding factor on how she views men. And if you have honest talks with her and years to come she will not have to look for father attention elsewhere.

OP back, have an update as said, after some peaceful discussion -i know how to talk to someone properly- i think the consensus is that best friend sending it back and forth every so often, that's a think right?

>>664213021

What a shit attempt at trolling kill yourself you unimaginative mogoloid

>>664212966
faggot. when your daughter comes home, grab her and force her onto the ground and begin taking her pants off and yours and start rubbing her pussy - but you have to have a good grip on her - and force it in. It should go in easily if shes already to that size of dildo, then remove your hand from her mouth while she screams and cries and force the dildo in and out of her mouth and ask her if she'll be a good girl and take out of your cock from her pussy and make her start swallowing it and put the dildo up her vagina. If she bites, take it out and force it up her ass.

>>664213021

>>implying '19' is a real month
>gtfo newfag
>>664213021
Seems like you've had one to many this afternoon missus.
Time for bed kido.

>>664212966
Shut the fuck up you pedo perv, I hope the NSA is seriously watching everything we do online, because social services needs to come take your daughter away from you and every other sick perv who uses their child as a way to exploit popular threads on /b/ forums.

>You know exactly what you were doing, you should be ashamed.

>>664212966
Just leave there, a least she cant get pregnant with it. (inb4 11 year old's can't get pregnant, yes they can google it, it's possible.)

>>664213218
>>664212966
>samefag

>>664213266
The fuck you talking bout cracka
Get her a black real dick not a pathetic white clitdick

>>664212966
Anon I would just simply take it away, that way it lessens the embarrassment for the both of you. Because we all know she's not gonna be like "dad you take my dildo?" Alternatively I would step up my monitoring of her on social media and technology in general. Don't allow apps like kik or snapchat, they're breeding grounds for pedos. Masturbation is cool and all but this could create an unhealthy need for penetration or simply lead to nymphomania.

>>664213283
>>664213283
OP
>>664213283
>>664213283
>>664213283
OP PLS
>>664213283
>>664213283
SERIOUSLY OP.

I'm calling shenanigans

>>664211693

That looks like good coffee, where did this guy get that from?

>>664207281
Hint: Spycam(s).

>>664207281
What 11 year old has britteny spears underwear?!

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>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>664213438
shirt*

>>664213230
That might be a thing but then leaving it opens her up to STDs, you never know what those nether slags are doin with it.

>>664213438
the 25yo kind that buys them online so he can wrap them around his penis during his faps

>>664213438

>not op

I fucking hate Brittney spears, but I'd have my daughter wear Brittney spears paraphernalia from head to toe before I wanted her looking up to turbo sluts like Miley Cyrus

>>664207492
plz do this

>>664213384
OP pls, why u do this to ur kid?

>>664207281
op my mum found a sweetpuff so be happy its only that

>>664213205
but the age checks, asshole, if she isn't old enough, she can't tick the box!
>being THAT DUMB

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>>664213414
Vanilla latte from Starbucks , makes you feel all pumped up

>>664207984
Correct answer.

>>664207386
this

>>664213230

Good fucking christ

if you really are OP, please tell your daughter that you'll take her to the store so she can buy her own, or have her pick one out on the internet which you will pay for..that's not sanitary at all.

>>664207281
What's it taste like?

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>no pics of the "daughter"
>no one ashing for pics of the "daughter"
>no one caring what the "daughter" looks like

>>664207850
aHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>664211290
This is best course of action

>>664207281
obviously wait until she uses it, catch it on tape and post it here

>>664213767
welcum to the new /b/

>>664213767
We've established he doesn't want his identity found out because typically the state frowns on pedophiles who have children...
>>664213283
>>664212314

>>664213672

That is indeed a supreme choice, I might quite enjoy one next time I go past Starbucks

thank you for the tip anon

>>664212314
SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE CHEESE, NIGGER

>>664211290
>you do however want to know how she got it.

>my 25yo boyfriend bought it for me.
>he says i'm almost biologically ready to fuck soon

>>664213666

fuck I forgot about that.

Guess there really is no other possible explanation other than a gaggle of 40 year old men are buying OP's daughter sex toys

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>>664207281
lick the vibrator at the base until you taste crusty puss juice, and find out a fun fact about how deep you daughter can take the D

>>664212966
you never said wehre the mother is. doesnt sound like shes dead. so just text her out of the blue and show her what you found

>>664207281
>The hell \b\ i found this in my 11 years old daughter's room. where could she buy that? what should I do ?

cover bunnyvibrator in chilli. that'll teach her sex is bad and she'll become a nun

>>664213759

>not sanitary omg how do wash things????? HOW DO?

>>664207984
11 y.o shouldnt have a vibrator, especially that big

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>>664213904
No problem fellow anon , just make sure you're a gentleman when ordering

lol get her some weed