Woke up with her in my bed.. no idea who she is.... she wont

>>663842743
Push the bed outside?

Feed her eggs

>>663842743
Put your finger in her butt. That'll wake her!

Why do her nipples go inwards

>>663843008
this

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>>663843059
It happens when you're rubbing against them for a long time

It's obvious. You have to kill her.

>>663842743
>cock in mouth

Wakey wakey eggs and semen

>>663843008
I agree, bowl of hard boiled eggs. She has to eat all of them.

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>>663843008
>a bowl of eggs

Roll her on back. Moar tits.

Whatever you do don't leave your house untill she wakes up

>>663843160
Old fag detected>>663843008

>>663843145
She has a inverted nipple idiot

1.cum on her face, the smell of sperm will trigger her subconscious and tell her there is a dick nearby
2. post pics on /b/

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Shes moving

Write your name on her forehead faggot

>>663842743

looks like shreks wife

>>663842743

strangulate her

>>663843146
Also, fucking time stamp.

Remove blanket and take more pics

>>663843352
Good. Now kill her. Or anal.

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>>663843268
Not really this is a popular one
>different anon as well

Give her a wake-up Dirty Sanchez!

>>663842743
tell her she has an inverted nipple.

>>663843305
no shit

>>663842743
Why would you ever want her to leave?

Draw a swastika on her for head

>>663843352
pic of her vajayjay

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>>663842743
Show her your pepe collection

moar pics, dont be a faggot op

Pull the sheet away wanna see the whole body

Put your dick in her mouth

Shove your cock in her that'll wake her up then bust a quick nut and throw the bitch out. Your welcome.

Pissing on their face usually works

Post I dick pic faggot

Shit on her.

>>663842743
Slap her with your dick

Cum in her hand then tickle her nose with a feather.

>>663843507
This
As well as op is just a faggot showing off the bar whore he fucked.... or a cuck either way dough

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>>663843481

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Are you a faggott? Y do you have to leave

Piss next to her vagina. Make her think she wet the bed

>>663843386

This

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Already fucked her once. Why not twice?

>>663843500
this, if she wont wake up, take off the cover and start sharing pics. Worst that can happen is she leaves.....which is what you want.

>>663843634

If dubs, proceed.

>>663843666
Satan you losing your edge

>>663842743
Jam your dick in her asshole dry. She'll wake up, I promise.

>>663843634

OP this sounds like a quality idea

You gotta get a snap of her pus, OP. Don't you want know if you got anything good there to fuck?

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>>663843591
Yes!

>>663843059
Overused buttons, not nipples

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>>663842743
Its Quiet from MGSV duh

>>663843634
Roll tide

post a picture of her feet and i'll give you a good advice

>>663843666
Trips OMG ! I just got shit finger I'm so excited as I'm wiping my ass

Put dick in mouth

>>663843668
This

>>663843811
When ya gotta go, yo gotta go.

>>663843481
Because of dat inverted nipple.

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She's awake

toggaf a si op

>>663843890
New here? -_- dis shouldnt be the highlight of your day.
>I got trips people have to pay attention to me naow

>>663843990
Then proceed with all pics you can get.

>>663843990
Face?

>>663843990
Nice.
Start fucking her

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>>663843990
AYEE My NEGEV

Set her on fire, delivar OP OR GTFO

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>>663843990
das it mane

>>663843990
Jam a finger into her butthole then when she turns to bitch at you swipe it under her nose.

>>663843990
for fuck sake the pictures filename says 2015 abandon thread

>>663843990
Post feet, dude.

>>663843990
Nice chode fingers

>>663843990
How's that swass smell after a night of marinade?

>>663844116
Are you a retard?

>>663844116
Op asshole

>>663843990
Now eat her ass for breakfast.

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>>663843666
I guess you ain't leavin', OP. TRIPS HAS SPOKEN!

Rail her pussy man

>>663842743
You have to leave but have time to make 4chan thread? >fake and
>Gay
Fucking loser

This is boring. Going to watch POI

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>>663843687
mchan is ran by the feds

>>663843687
fuck off

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>>663844095
First trips on 4chan, but seeing as I'm talking about shit stains you fit quite nicely into my comment.

>>663843990
Ask what the story is.

Sharpie in pooper faggot

>>663843634
This has to be done and turned into a webm

>>663844577
Yes THIS THIS

>>663844116
:s

Update faggot

Penis in vagina

>>663843008
Why are you doing this?

Stop fucking and update is faggot

>>663842880
Underrated poastu

>>663844869
EGGS, BITCH!

>>663844807
>>663842743
penis in vagina and then ask who she is/why she is there.

Ask her if you still owe her $200. Say you didn't cum so it should be free

>>663843811

is this russia

Confess to her that you are not really Obama.

I'm not sure OP is still here. I think he is balls deep in that.

>>663845619
She'll know anyway because she was fucked up the ass.

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Her lips on your dick, timestamp the head
> your b/ros are behind you on this

She left and I'm on the road now... I took a shit ton of pics will return tonight /b/

>>663845919
We don't need pics of your shit nigger

>>663845919
why she was in your bed? she told you ?

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OP, You still here? Give us a Status Report pls

>>663846040
That's why your here you thirsty motherfucker

>>663846128
nvrmind, I got it.

>>663845919

hang on didnt you say you had to leave...

why is she leaving? isnt it her place? whats going on?

>>663846185
It was his place and he needed to leave, so he had to get her out first..

>>663846185
>Woke up with her in my bed.

can't read?

>>663842743
she raped you?!

ITT: fatass OP parades his fat gf and virgin basement dwellers swoon

>>663846623
At least he has a grill in his bed.

>>663843990
this was posted yesterday

do something with her. we need moar pics mane. dont care of troll just want more pics damnit

>>663843352
why one line in pencil and one line in pen?

>>663843507
kek