>go to the dentists >in the waiting room >there's

>say "ohok"
>go beetroot red
>awkwardly stand in doorway

I'm not socially awkward and I'm also an adult, so I know how to handle myself in these situations.

>Walk in waiting room
>see couch is taken
>dont even bother approaching it to ask for room
>go to front desk
>"ma'am, do you perhaps have another seat available while I wait for my appointment, there seems to be none left in the waiting room."

"some comment about spaghetti"

stare at them like a pedo

Crush their bones with my ass

>>663716910
>"You're joking right? I'm sitting here whether or not you move"
>sit in intended spot regardless of who's where.

you guys are pussies

>stand next to girl on left
>is that insterrgram?
>I have insterrgram why don't you add me
when she acts disgusted:
>smack her
>tell her and her friends to get on this dick unless she wants to be smacked again
>roll out
>ez 4way

bitch slap them so they learn their place as submissives

this is fake these are the people from dance moms...

>>663717345
jesus man, beta as fuck

first part is ok
>walk in, couch is taken
>lean against wall
>do something on phone or read a magazine on the table

>>663716910
be happy and proud because a girl talked to me. Stand smiling next to the door.

>>663716910
This has happened to me on the bus, when three whores try to take up the five seats at the back with their backpacks and shit. I just sit down between them.

>>663717345
Most socially awkward people know they are awkward. You must be hilarious if you think that is what a normal person would do.

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>>663717345
"But sir, I can see there is space..."

Yeah but... they are girls..

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>>663716910

>Implying /b visits the dentist

>>663716910
Get out my dick and say "so which one first"

>>663716910
>Step in front of her
>Stare her
>If she still doesn't move tell her: "Will you fucking move, or should I make you by force?"

>>663716910
start taking creepshots

>>663717223
>>663717768
These are honest answers expected by 4chan users.

>>663716910
What kind of dentist operates out of a tiny apartment?

>>663716910
pick her up by the hair and fling her across the room

>>663718357
they're already way ahead of you on that

Really? How much of a fucking beta can you be?. Just ask them if they can move a little to the side or just go and sit between them anyways and they will have move aside.

Take phone, smash on floor. "Move bitch"

>>663717874
>blatantly illegal content is deleted
So how the fuck are you better?

Why would you not go sit in the floor across from them? Yall niggas really are gay.

>>663716910
ask if I can kiss their feets

>>663718931
They'll laugh at u while ur on the floor kissing their feet. They'll take pics of u kissing their feet and put it on facebook & everyone will laugh at u and call u pathetic.

>>663716910
Say "then you'll have to deal with it or sit somewhere else, its a public seat bitch." You go sit down in the seat simple. Its a public seat, just because it has a vagina doesn't mean it can order you around. Id hate to see how you act around actual "authority" figures.

I'm a mexican dentist, I often fuck my female patients.

Now I'm banging a 44 yo milf, very skinny, smal saggy tits but nice ass, she do everthing I want: bj, doggy style, anal, swallow, etc.

>>663719104
or maybe they call you a creep and the rest doesn't happen

>>663716910
I'd sit without asking. Don't ask or say anything, just sit.
I do the same thing in classroom where people put thing in the seats for their friends. It pisses me off that people get a seat even when they're coming fucking late.

>>663716910
I move my head 5 cm in front oh hers and say:"say that to my face again you little slut and you can collect your teeth on the floor", then just sit down between two of them.

>>663716910
Kick them in their uptight couches and then jerk off whilst the dentist watches me.

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take creep shots to post on /b/

>>663719461

Sure you do

>>663719104
I am erect

Why should I have to wait for an appointment I got to on time? I would just leave.

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>>663719104
I wouldn't care.
I have foot fetish, licking female feet turns me on.

>>663719778
you've never been to the doctor's huh?

>>663716910
plant a bomb in Abbey lee miller school of dance, detonate the day after

>>663716910
I would never see this scenario happen because only a retard neckbeard could invent this.

>>663716910
I'm black. They wouldn't say that.

>>663717539
Girl freaks out

Dentists office calls cops

Arrested for assaulted

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>Hey listen kiddo, this could end one of two ways.
>They laugh and look at me like a creep
>Either you show some respect and move over
>I reach into my trenchcoat and produce katana
>Or we can do this the hard way and there's gonna be a bloodbath on our hands
>pepper spray, screaming, I'm on my knees, crying, they're shouting to call the police
>I still can't see shit when they're cuffing me

>>663716910

>don't acknowledge
>find parents
>is that your daughter?
>could you ask her to move, I have polio and I struggle to stand/walk for extended periods at a time; she told me she wouldn't move over before I even asked
>watch as parents scold her
>kek internally

>>663720215
I think you misspelled nigger.

>"excuse me, fair ladies....."
>they look up at me with confused faces
>a sly smirk spreads across my face
>"What do you want, creep?" one maiden will mutter
>I begin to channel my inner demon directly into my fists
>I am speaking in ancient Jewish riddles, never heard by mortal ears
>all the lights flicker
>"whats going on?!" they scream
>I begin to spin anti clockwise, my yugioh deck suspended all around me
>they scream and try to get off the couch
>"you have activated my trap card!"
>chains sprout from the couch, binding them in dark shadow magic
>all the lights now shatter, raining shards of glass down onto the floor
>their screams are now drowned out by my awesome cackle
>I tear a portal into the nether, and carry the chained up ladies through into my shadow-lair

>>663720215

kek, funny that this is true.

>>663720357
>2016
>not being able to function after being pepper sprayed.

Clearly you failed rape class in Syrian refugee school.

>>663717979
We're not all Americans nor English m80 m8.

>>663716910

Simple u say the following words.

Who the fuck do you think you are?
Make some room kid

>>663719647
Oh ur one of those guys into being treated like shit & humiliated. Fucking pathetic

>>663716910
either
>sit in the obvious free space i see on the couch
or
>sit indian style across from them and take pics of them with my phone

>>663716910

>Well hello there
>M'ladies
>Respectfully tip fedora
>A gentleman like myself would never ask of the discomfort of a beautiful woman such as yourself at the benefit of a man
>I'll just stand guard here

>>663719887
Mah nigga

>>663720357
Nice try, but ive built up an immunity
giggity

>>663720873
Fucking Kek

>>Pretend to be the dentist and call them into a spare room, and then rape them all one by one...

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I'd lecture them on how the khmer rouge actually did a lot of good for Cambodia and how race is a social construct like class.

>gtfo little whores
or
>smash one in face

Tell them you wouldn't want to sit with a bunch of losers anyway.

>lean against wall
>use phone because im not an antisocial fag

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I'd try and convince them I'm Justin Bieber

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>>663716910
Allahu Akbar !
Bomb the whole room to Hell

>>663721800
>use phone
>Look through old messages
>Browse /b/
>Make a creepshot thread

>I'd like to sit
>"euhm it's taken"
>I didn't ask anything
>lift couch on side
>slide/fall to the other side
>sit
>take out phone and continue texting

feels good to be a Spec-fag

>>663721993
this

I would finger their feminine penises.

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>>663716910

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>>663719461

>>663717345
holy shit is that what youre supposed to do?
you just saved my life

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>>663717477
this

>>663719104
thats pretty hot!

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>>663722276

Lean against the wall and wait

got sit on floor in front of them and take upskirts???

>>663722673
Yes, also pathetic. Which is what you are, right?

>>663716910
Masturbate.

>tap the one on the left's shoulder
>flash my concealed carry m1911c
>she moves

eurofags mad?

> whip out pleasuresausage
> time for oral exam
> crickets chirping

jerk off in front of them and bust a nuterino her their faces

Who got that Mackenzie gif? Show it to herself and say it has brought many hours of fun

>>663716910
its all right I like to stand what game are you playing on your phone?

>>663725115
>Bringing a gun into a trivial matter, such as sitting down.

Yes, we're sooo mad.

>>663716910
>cant you move a bit?
if shes rude I will tell her fine bitch and sit on the floor

>>663721291
The Khmer Rouge were pretty cool, last part is bullshit though.

>>663725141

they laff at 2 inch dick

>>663725455
while you pussy ass is standing up
im sitting down

the fuck you gonna do bitch?

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>>663716910
> one of you cunts better move
>or I'll bitch slap you into next week.

>>663716910
wish i had i smart answer or at least something, would lower my head, say nothing, maybe an ignorant wheeze so i don't let them know i pitty myself for my mere existence. just take a stand until there is room for me.

kill me.

>>663725881
Uhm sit down, either in between or till first girl moves over, keyboard warrior.

>>663725881
implying i couldn't sweet talk them into letting me sit down now I am sitting down and have a 1 in 3 chance of getting laid. guns = 0 politeness =1

>>663725881

most likely call the police and get you hauled to jail because you are clearly a

>N I G G E R

>>663726140
alright faggot
i highly doubt that you'd be able to fucking sit down

i know you eurofags are slim and pussified
but still

you wouldn't be able to sit down between them
look at the fucking picture you dipshit

>>663719104
That made me horny

>>663719592
Kek

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>>663716910
Do one of >pic related until one of the dumb hoes move. i'm gay, I can snark right back without losing my pride as a man

>>663720502
The fuck?

>sit on arm of couch
>spaghetti everywhere

>>663726666
worst quads i've ever seen

>>663716910
Simple... squidgy up there girls ta fuck and let me sit down..

>>663720502
Spicy

>>663717979
>implying we're all britbongs

Lean against a wall and browse 4chan on my phone. Probably make up a story about how I'd handle this situation.

>>663720215
they would all get up for fear you will do something to hurt/scare them. nigger.

>smile and leave
>wait for them to finish their visit then follow them home
>sit in car until night
>break in and murder the parents in their sleep
>hide in parents room
>make sounds until they investigate
>white people cant resist that shit
>wait for them to open the door
>man door hand hook car door

>be awkward

Ye....a 4chan user would say that a 4 chan user would say that a socially awkward person would ask for a chair.

>>663716910
>Be 400 pounds, fedora faggot
>No space for you
Here is the solution:
>Go to the gym often
>Shower regularly
>"Hey anon you can sit here if you'd like"
There is no magical solution to being fat and generally unbearable to be around due to that body smell.

They would never say that to me because I am a 10/10 God. They would beg for me to sit down and let them sit on my lap, and I would tip my fedora and say, "no thotties".

>rape
>kill
>sit

> from /b/
>walk into dentist office

Okay I'll have to stop you right there.

>>663718244
fag

>>663729115
ooh edgy. you must feel cool

>>663718244
and then you woke up with a cumshot streak on your comforter

>>663728335
kek degenerate niggers. every white girl i've known hates niggers and think they are scary and gross.

>>663729492
How's Alabama?

>>663716910
proceed to sit on her

>>663716910
Realize my teeth are flawless and walk out

>>663729713
and be charged with murder

>>663716910
>crop dust them on the way to the front desk
>check in
>choose magazine from the rack
>sit anywhere on the now completely open couch
"Fucking kids. Heh fucking kids."

>>663716910
Id grab her by the cunt and ask her what she just said, as she writhes in pain from being roughly penetrated by my fingers through her panties. Then Id let loose and tell her to go clean herself up cause I cant stand pussy blood. Then I sit down and grab a magazine off the table.

>>663730094
kek

Get a different dentist because of the waiting is that small they must not be very good

> "not to worry, m'lady"
> I tip my fedora with one hand
> I stand beside the entrance
> I reach into my cargo pocket
> my game gear battery is dead
> pinkie pie drops from my trenchcoat
> the girls start to laugh
> I cancel my appointment

>>663719468
Sounds far more believable.

>>663716910
>No problem, I didn't want to sit next to you either.

The fact they did not even looked at the person that arrived shows no consideration for you. So rhey deserve NO respects either
Prob solved

>>663719104
oh god continue please

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I'm not paying like $70 to have some smug cunt look at my teeth and book 10 more appointments of same value to get couch blocked by some 15 year old slur
>6'6 master race doesn't take shit from chicklets

>>663729930
not everyone here weighs over a ton

Scream "Raaaape!" while pepperspraying her for no rational reason

>>663716910
I'm not your bud
sit anyways

Well being an adult with a job and money, I would tell the slut give me your seat for $50.00

>>663730039
Best solution by far.

>>663730949
haha underage b&

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>>663720502

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>>663716910

> lean on wall next to couch
> rip long nose hair curling fart
> my noxious fumes cause the couch to be quickly abandoned
> i move over and, lay back. and enjoy my seat on the couch

> go in for appointment
> they're still there
> one in middle looks up
> I flex arms and wiggle eyebrows
> she thinks im insane
> I suddenly screech like an chimpanzee
> I snatch their phones and fling them against the wall and flip the couch up from under them
> say my goodbyes to the receptionist as she stares at me in confusion and horror

>>663730039
So far the only none aspie, most Dad response posted.

>>663716910
"Move or you won't have any teeth left for the dentist to look at."

>>663730039

hey Dad :))

>>663717539
Das rape, mane.

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>>663716910
Lay on them

>>663720502
Classy :D

>>663720562
Oh my god I almost spit out my drink

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>>663717706
wow. good job. you cracked the case. it was all a ruse and you're the smartest one here.

pic is you btw

>>663716910
Kidnap them
Rape one each day and impregnate all 3 of them
Only logical answer

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>>663716910

"y-you too"

If I was at the dentists I would probably have a toothache, so I would take my frustrations out on them and brutally assault and rape them

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whatever the magic conch says

->The Pron Chan

http://10ch.none.pl/

>>663716910
Rip the clothes off of the person wearing white. Force her to suck my cock, take pics, then dash out

>>663730094
only correct response

>>663730697
dont lie

>>663716910
>lift the couch up on the nearest end
>they go tumbling in a heap to the other
>sit down on the now free space and manspread until my name is called

>>663716910
Ask who the fuck is Bud then take a seat

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>>663716910
pull my freedom out and liberate that couch

>>663716910
start to flirt obviously

>walk to other side of couch
>hey mind if I sit?
>if says no fuck them obviously don't want to be with girls that are going to be bitches

you guys are all beta as fuck, what the fuck are some of these replies? None of that shit would fly in real life

>be in OP's scenario
>"no room for you"
>"I wasn't planning on sitting but since you're giving me lip service, move over"
>sit your fucking ass down and chill the fuck out

the fucks wrong with you niggers

>>663720873
fucking kek'd

>walk to ladies
> Say hi
>They will say hi
> I would smile and ask if they browse tumblr
> ????
>profit and sex

>>663733851
>the betas idea of what the alpha would do

>>663716910
stark snickering, then laughing hard and call friend and say loudly over phone that a 4 is pretending to be 10.

>>663725115
how can you do all these stuff if you are a fat piece of shit?

>>663716910
I have something for you
Adies to play with, then I proceed to pull out my big dick

This is so easy you autists

> pick left bitch up
> AA
> climb on top rope, red arrow
> pull up and give her a spinebuster couch-first
> push her against the ropes and give her a clothesline, throwing her in the corner
> woo woo woo
> broski boot
> 1 2 3
You are now the new WWE world heavyweight champion

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>>663731781
>>663730868
>>663730554
>>663730524
>>663729115>>663725438
>>663725115
>>663726335
>>663726005
>>663722021
>>663721494
>>663721407
>>663720769
>>663719473
>>663718760
>>663718244
>>663717769
>>663717668
>>663717539
how often do you guys fantasize about being like this. if you ever did that everybody within a mile radius would think youre an asshole. You're all the male versions of feminists who pretend to stand up to men on the bus.

>>663719326
>>663719326
>>663719326
>>663719326
fucking this guy might be king of the betas

>>663716910
Ask them politely to move up and make some room. Because I'm not social retard.

be autistic
take a picture
post it on 4chan

Fucking Yokozuna their asses.

>>663717846
i'm so autistic i would do it. also i wouldn't leave 'cause fuck those btiches i can sit wherever i want should have put on proper clothes

>>663734392
newfag

>>663734276
>camera focuses on Titantron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K07yVtzioI

>>663733742
Probably only logical answer

>turn to OP and ask
>seriously you watch Dance Moms?

>>663734421
Oh son, but you are.

-CRAZZZY CHAN-

http://crazzy-chan.none.pl/

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it's called image search

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god damn you people.
>>give her a wtf look
>>"Well can one of yall move over?"
>>They will move, ive never had someone say to something like this
>>Wait for my appointment.
Fuck chatting them up they look underage

>walk in office
>see these bitches sitting on the couch
>before I even make a move or say anything one of sluts says, "no room for you"
>walk sternly over to them and stand on the coffee table while slightly leaning towards them
>squat down to their level and stare the bitch in the eyes
>see that shes trembling and her friend pissed herself
>kek, already won the battle but thats not enough
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>take shit on the table to show dominance
>ask to reschedule & leave

Tell em I just saw a patient pee themselves in there and I wouldn't sit on there, and when they jump up sit

>>663735017
kek are you retarded? lmao

>>663716910
"Thats fine. Its smells bad over there."

>>663734780
nope. just not some sperg who fantasizes about yelling at middle schoolers over a seat

Considering id have my earbuds in.. Id sit down and smile. I wouldnt hear any of them tell me shit.

>>663716910
Sit on the floor & read a magazine, hopefully one that is <1 year old.

>>663735410
if you weren't a newfag you wouldn't take anything here seriously

>>663716910

> only one couch/seat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpI7ITFOa5Y

>>663734392
wow, biggest faggot itt right here lmao

>>663716910
Clearly there is room so I would just sit the fuck down.

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>>663716910
>I sweat through my shirt and start farting.
after about a couple of minutes the room and couch are all mine =^)

>>663717846

Kek

>quietly approach, stand in front of them
>unzip, and let streams of piss flow onto their pretty little faces
>if they stand up, smack them back down, and begin to strangle the first while kicking the second
>break the arms of the remaining girl
>pull them into a screaming, crying, gurgling pile in the middle of the room
>shit into the mouth of the choked one
>start jumping on the body of the broken armed one
>grab the previously kicked one, pull her arms outwards until one snaps from the socket
>put her on the ground and step on her armpit for leverage, keep twisting and pulling until the arm detached completely
>wrench the jaw of the third down causing it to dislocate and partially separate
>repeatedly smash the standing lamp down on their faces until they stop moving
>sit down, rest my feet on the pile
"Perhaps you'll be more considerate next time."
>wait for my appointment.

>>663726005
rekt.jpg

>>663734392
>complains about people fantasizing over middle schoolers
>criticizes guy over being beta
make up your mind

Firmly and stoically tell them to move

>>663735279

Underrated fucking post

>>663720873
lel

>>663716910
Let them sit there for as long as possible, as this will be in my best interest. When they get up and move, I will be waiting to bury my face in the warm spots where their butts had been, inhaling the wonderful smell of their little bottoms into my nostrils :)

>>663719592
hahaha
marvellous realism

>>663737342
this is probably what most of you pervy losers would do, honestly.

>>663730094
I laughed out loud

Id fall on the floor pretending to have a fit. As soon as they get up to check. Zoom, straight to chair.

we don't have these obnoxious pretentious lil bitches here in my country
kids knows hot to behave
>german

>>663716910
>"Seeing how I didn't ask, guess that means you're gonna make room"
>Walk deliberately to couch and sit between the pony tail and pink shirt
>"Get your feet off the table, this isn't your home"

I love being a grumpy old man sometimes

rape..

>>663717477
Made me laugh thx

>>663716910
Reply "oh ok, I'm sorry."
lay across all of them because alpha

>>663736524
an actual Asian with cake

>>663738205
not at all

I'd wait until they left, then sit down and subtlety touch the place where they sat,,feeling the lingering warmth. Smell and taste my fingers.

Then imagine a different scenario where my life hadn't been a series of anticlimaxes and failures. Thinking that a fourteen year old shit will soon be humping away at them, while I simply wait to run out of life and die alone. That countless generations have come before me, and me being the culmination of all of that immense struggle and effort, am unable to lead a normal life, unable to keep friends, or ever to have simple happiness or procreate.
Then I'd go in for my appointment, leave soon after, go back to the small, unpleasant dark place where I live and continue reading bot-generated threads on here while life passes me by.

I'm 35.

>standing still as fuck
>a female just talked to me
>ok she didn't look at me, but talking is progress
>I'll probably never see them again
>thank goodness I'm autistic af
>whips out dick and cums on they faces
>start throwing temper tantrum
>go full retard
>bishes get in trouble for playing with special kid

>go to the dentists
>in the waiting room
>there's only one couch/seat
>see this
>left one says without looking up from her phone "sorry bud, no room for you"
>face turns bright red
>go up to women at counter
>"...sir are you alright? You look sick"
>quietly whisper "the girl over there is being a meanie"
>spaghetti begins to lower from my pocket
>try to stuff it back in
>turn around
>laughinggirls.png
>spaghetti hits the fan
>loose it
>"IM GOING TO FILL OUT A BULLY BUSTER FORM IF YOU DONT STOP BEING SUCH A MEANIE"
>silence
>suddenly, laughing girls intensify, but suddenly, my spaghetti gracefully leaps from the cieling fan into the pocket of the left girl, who revolts in shock
>beautiful
>she frantically tries to clean mom's spaggeti of her dress
>see a little bit of her nippleroo
>remove my pants and begin to furiously masterbate using the leftover spaghetti in my pocket
>I came and started farting
>the n word

>>663738205

Bitchy femcunt detected

>>663738919
you just had a million and a half savage exploding rapists. good going.
those little girls will keep quiet while they are being gang raped and you fail to do anything about it.
assassinate merkel, give your life some meaning.

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>>663739951
>Nippleroo

>scooch over then.

Done?

>>663720502
Jesus wept.

>>663739951
>I came and started farting
>the n word
best ending
top kek

>>663716910
Ignore the white cunt and sit between the red and black girls as there seems to be enough room there...

>>663716910
sit anyway, duh.

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>>663720502

>anti clockwise

>>663741321
Hey faggot. Its clearly someones living room and not even a dentist waiting area. The point is that they WON'T let you sit down.

What do YOU do?

>>663720408
Antivaccer scum!

>>663720689
I'm not murrican but I was unaware of the shitty-teeth stereotype being applicable to them, I thought they were a country that cared TOO much about their teeth

Look into her eyes and tell "how about this, shut up your mouth, or i,ll your teeth down in throw and shut up *for you*"

>>663742087
There is no shitty teeth stereotype for Americans. It's the Brits that people always crack teeth jokes about. That anon is retarded.

>>663741657
In that case i would clearly proceed to rape and kill all three of them, why would i be in their living room otherwise?

>>663739951
meh.

>>663741654
he doesn't like clockwises! what's it to you?

>>663742633
Err maybe cause they are your friends and you got invited round? Sad lonely neckbeard. Cant think of social situations hmm?

>>663743029

>anti clockwise
>anti

All these years I thought it was counterclockwise

I'm such a fucking faggot holy shit

>>663743150
Why would my friends not want me to sit down with them?
You must have no friends at all to say shit like that...

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>squeeze between couch and coffee table
>sit on table facing them
>lean forward elbows on knees
>stare straight forward

>walk up to the hoes and look them directly in the eyes
>proceed loudly to inform them that the abortion clinic for sluts is 2 buildings down
>take seat when bitches get riled up to complain to receptionist

slide my cock into all their mouths collectively

>"If you don't move then I'm just gonna sit between you"
>they don't move
>sit between one of them.
>"ugh" one of girls says under her breath
>pull out phone
>play angry birds at full volume. Don't even try to hit the pigs. Just fling them anywhere.
>every time I fail the level yell "Goddamnit!" and hit the front of the couch with my hand
>as i do this, shuffle occasionally on the spot trying to 'get comfy' unsuccessfully.
>every 3 times i fail a level say something along the lines of "fuck this shit", put my phone away, elbowing the girl on my right because my jean pockets are tight.
>sit there for 5 minutes grinding my teeth, then pull phone out again, elbowing the girl ofc
>sometimes 'forget' which pocket I have it in and elbow the other girl.
>occasionsally win a level and stick my hands up shouting "yes!". Make sure to brush girls hair with fists as I do this.
>repeat until they move
>"Mr anon its time for your appointment."
>after my appointment do the same thing and when they complain tell them my brother is in there, even though no mention of him has been made.

>>663716910
sit in her lap

>>663735113
Oh my sides