Why /b/ sad tonight?

i'm not life is good

Heather
Ashlee
Lesley
Tabatha

>>663239605
because the coil on my pen needs to be replaces so my shatter tastes sorta bad but still getting me high

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>>663239859
>H
>A
>L
>T

>>663239605
There is nothing to snack on

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I have been debating to drop out of uni for the past year, ive decided to drop out 4 months ago just havent done it yet. The past two years of slave labour has been miserable, i want to kill myself.

Ariana

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>>663239605
Because I'm breaking up with my girlfriend in the next month or so.

She's perfect. Our personalities are great together. Shes a tight little half asian with DDs. Smart girl too finishing up her chemistry degree.

Problem is she is a virgin and wants to hang on to that until marriage and I'm definitely not about that life. I also have 2 years of uni left and she finishes next semester. I tried to do just long distance with my last girlfriend who was a sex monster, and long distance still didn't work out.

IDK just wish she would be dtf and I could prolly handle it. Really sucks. Onto the next one I guess. Total prude.

Here's some bbq. bbq makes me happy.

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>>663240572
You're almost there anon. Grit your teeth and focus on the pain. It is what will get you through this madness. The homestretch is the most painful and when your lungs collapse but you cant stop moving forward or you'll always be full of regret.

Cause i'm in a long distance relationship with my wife who lives in Canada and we have to take huge breaks from each other during school.

Paper work to move to another country is tedious is shit. I'm just lonely as fuck

>>663241082


You're going to regret that in the long term.

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>>663241082
Also one of my best friends blew his brains out over break the day before we were supposed to hang out. I feel like I could have done something.

Then my last grandparent died.

Also, I'm an alcoholic my dad got skin cancer and I hate 90% of everyone.

Can't do the sports I love anymore because my back and knees are severely fucked up. Still getting over a year old foot injury I guess I tore some tendons and finally can walk without limping.

I'm also just noticed I have been generally tired. It is weird like I'm not suicidal I just don't want to do things anymore. I want to sit in bed. Blowing my brains out seems like the lazy thing to do I honestly wouldn't mind it but lots of people would be upset.

Maybe I'll do it faggot.

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>>663241172
I dont even want to work in my major

Reeee

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Because I've always been like this.

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>>663240130
Oh shot nigger
I didnt even

Its a message
From myself to myself

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>>663241757
Yeah maybe but I'm not waiting. I have the libido of an italian soccer team my balls the size of watermelons right now.

Could have banged prolly 2-3 nice ladies that were hitting on me at parties over the course of us dating (like 2-3 months idk) and had to leave because I refuse to cheat. Walking back knowing I'm not getting any despite making the right choice is fucked.

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>>663239605
>TFW Gf left me
>TFW no bj from GF
>TFW no sex from GF
>TFW birthday in 6 days

>i'll be turning 19 and i'll still be a virgin /b/ros

>>663242499
Jesus I'm 19 and I haven't even held hands with a grill. Consider yourself one of the lucky ones.

I'm sad because that other awesome feels thread 404'd.

>>663239605
Have 3" dong, including tip
been that size since forever
Don't even bother trying to get gf because it will eventually lead to sex and having to reveal my dark secret
Having to be a virgin for the rest of my life

>>663242729
same here man, i'd be cool with like a moderately attracted glance or something

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>>663242729
/b/ro you need to go out

Do you go to college?
Go out on friday's even if it's not like a bar or a pub just go out
I personally go ice skating and i actually made friends out of nowhere, I'm awkward too bro.

Just try and it works out

I recently discovered a nude photo of my wife on my friend's phone. Just a few hours ago I confronted him about it and now I just lost a wife and friend.

Ex gf send out a snapchat and it was adorable. we only broke it off a month ago and it still hurts.

>>663242100
>checked
>You almost have this degree
I'm in the same boat in a ways but we work in the jobs we hate to save up to go back and find our passion once we are financially secure in our shitholes of countries. I don't think I'll ever find mine but the work is steady the money is good and I rely on friends to make life less shit.

>>663239605
Because we're all a bunch of worthless, hormonal, water-filled meatsacks scurrying about a ball of mud in an endless void and we're all going to die and none of it matters.

>>663242729
Let me tell you, YOU are in fact the lucky one.

Women are poison. Anyone on here who's ever had a girlfriend will tell you they fuck your life up.

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>>663241082
I would give my left nut to be in the position you're in, anon. And you're just dropping it like it's nothing.

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>be me
>7/10
>best friend is femanon
>9/0
>liked her since the day we met
>it's now borderline love for her
>talk almost every night
>2-3 hours usual
>she doesn't have a boyfriend
I want to express my feelings for her but I'm scared she will get freaked out or something and it will ruin our relationship as friends. I want to know if she likes me but im to scared to ask. Help me /b/

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>>663243052

Can't be too bad /b/ro My Ex said she didn't care about dick size, there are more like that. It's hard to think but when a girl falls in love with your personality then she won't mind if you have a pine needle for a dick.
>>>663227501

Just started long distance with girl, said her friends started drinking an hour ago and forgot to reply and haven't heard since, I just need to write it down, she was getting ready for bed anyways but her friends are actual rapists.

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>>663243254

>>663239605
I miss Lilu OP

>>663243218
Women are poison.

Not sad, just really fucking tired and slightly bored. I want to be a part of something big someday like a raid that actually goes somewhere or just non boring things. We need action around here.

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>>663239605
>>663239605

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>>663243401
>Atheist
>part-time job in a funeral home

I don't take a single day for granted
But i still wonder if people will miss me if I go.
Past exs have told me to just live, but do to more than what i already do just sounds exhausting, but we aren't here to be exhausted. We're here to help each other, progress the human race and maybe get on another mud ball zipping around space. Do something anon. If you think no one will miss you i will bro. I mean it.

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>>663243358
Mate i want to go infantry tbh, but this fuckin 70hrs a week of school shit and work terms with a bunch of comp sci fags.

At this point im just venting, i mean i can always come back too.

Girl at work I took particular interest in. Not for looks, she reminded me of someone..

Find out today she's not only engaged but has a fucking kid. She's 21.

I'm lucky I didn't have a lot of my time wasted, perhaps a week of thought.

No replies, sleepy time. Goodnight fellow sads.

Had to blow a really cool girl off for a date because I just started my new job and couldn't afford it, but my autistic mind decided to ignore her than just explain. I did this because she is out of my league and was desperate to make a date, so I figured she'd lose interest. This is the second straight girl I've done this to. Fucking aye.

I've just left my girlfriend of 3 years to pursue a Tinder match. We've met up and formed a relationship, and this weekend we're going on a trip away together. I feel so bad for my ex, because she had no clue this was coming, and she's a really sweet, caring girl. I feel sad for her I guess, but I want more than what she can offer me.

I've been throwing the idea of suicide around for a while. I don't have many friends, and my life pretty much consists of playing video games, going on 4chan, and going to work.

I just lost a bet with a friend and now he's sleeping with my wife for a night.

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I turned down pussy at work.. Like an hour ago

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>>663243531
What are these conversations like? what do you two talk about?

Does she display interest in other guys or interest in being single or a relationship?

>>663244081
Some friend.

Sad that I have no friends and everyone on /b/ is cooler than everyone I know irl.

Where is that screenshot 'You guys are my friends.'

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>>663242499
>>663242729
>>663243146

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>>663243530
I think people that are abstinent by choice are mentally ill. Christians like that (which she is) end up associating guilt with a base instinct that is supposed to be natural and pleasurable. You end up with some fucked in the head person for the rest of you life that doesn't have a clue how to handle a dick and might be reluctant.

IDK I drive cars before I buy them. I straight up told her that because we have had to talk about it since I noticed how hard I was getting shut down.

Maybe I'll break it off and fuck around and see if we end up meeting up down the road. We already established we still want to hang out as friends if we break up so w/e I guess.

>>663244052
Grow up

It's 2 in the morning and my mouth fucking hurts. I've been drinking so I can't take any meds for pain. Just gonna vape some weed and hope that holds me off until the morning

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>>663243456
Well I'd rather die quickly from poison than die slowly alone. I dunno.

>>663244053
I feel like making a lifestyle change is easier and less stressful than blasting your brains everywhere.

>>663243531
dude
>YOLO

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>>663243218
MURDER
U
R
D
E
R

My fiancé's fucking dog just chewed up the zipper to my favorite sweater.

>fuck everything

>zozzle
>bananas
Im ok with kek and max par, but those other two things are killing /b/. And people need to lurk more. If everyone just went into maximum lurk mode and made /b/ a desolate/spooky/empty place again, that would be fucking amazing. Tired of seeing traps and lolis and shit all over the place now.

Because I don't know how to tell the girl that I like how I feel

>>663244365
Seriously, what is it with you and murder?

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>>663244233

>>663241082
here.

I didn't lose my V-card until I was 21. Shit isn't a big deal.

>>663243456
Truest fucking words, that's why I just dumped mine. Gonna live it single and do what I want to fucking do

>>663244233
> My main is really on Tichondrius.

>>663244329
I never said I would blow my brains out. Probably just pills or something.

Either way, I'm to much of a anxious, depressed faggot to really take charge of my own life.

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>>663244053
Don't. Suicide is a permeant solution to temporary problems.

Find a hobby, do something that makes you smile at least once. Find love. Find the reason to go.

>>663244052
Your ex dodged a bullet, hopefully she finds an actual man.

>>663244053
You have a job. You have more than me

No gf and don't know how to make female friends

At least you have friends and a job.

A coworker told me a week ago
>"I don't really go out. I talk big, you know? But I don't fuck around man. I have a girl, she is the girl I want to go home to. She is that home, you know? She's mad, playing some shit, but she'll take me back one day. So now, I'm just waiting to go home."

This resonated with me.

I've been fucking other girls.
I've been seeing other girls.
I've been in a relationship and had my fun.

It's been two years.
I am still waiting to go home.

>>663244260
You're doing the right thing anon. Indeed, anyone who is religious is most definitely fucked up in the head, and cannot be trusted.

>>663244609
I'm a pessimist. The way I see it is that we all die anyways, and after death what we did during life doesn't matter.

>>663244623
It's just a shitty, minimum wage grocery store job. Don't be too envious.

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>>663244260
I really disagree there, not for religious reasons or anything though. I'm not going to lecture you on the pros/cons of that lifestyle, I'm sure you're well aware. Just saying that the position you were in is something I've dreamt of.

Had a big fight with my ex-gf last night. Looks like i'm never talking to her or seeing her again. Shit sucks but I'll live.

Lonely and sick. Wish I had a cute bf here to watch movies with me and hold my hand or some shit.

>>663243950
Where do you go to school and where do you work?

>>663244854
Are you me? I'm basically in the same boat except I've lost interest in video games and I'm gay

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>>663244207
I think this is the one you were thinking of

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Have a female coworker that I'm friends with that I have a major crush on. Very down to earth and easy to get along with on top of being cute af. Unfortunately for me, she's also married. To make matters worse, she has told me she would have dated me if this wasn't the case.

I'm well aware I'm being friendzoned hard, but I live in a small town and girls like her just don't exist in these parts. I'm just rambling now, but I'm extremely lonely and as depressed as I've ever been. About to give up on hope I'll ever find someone for me.

17, living with mother. Overweight since 11 as my father kept me locked (most of the time) up in a room with an xbox, told me school wasn't important, and fed me solely pizza.


Family are narcissistic ex-junkies who took me from a functional home and brought me to live in the hood with them.

Diagnosed with severe depressive disorder and bipolar. I don't take the drugs, they make me feel like I'm not living.

Contemplating suicide for the last few years but not sure. It just hurts so much to even move anymore. Opinions?

>>663245068
Well I'm not gay, but I don't really find video games fun anymore either. It's just a way for me to not think about my life.

Best of luck anon.

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>>663239605
because i am completely alone and all my friends have lives.

>>663245283
Go to college.

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>>663244170
The conversations are about what happened during the day and random ideas. She's never really mentioned anything about being single or anything about relationships. It's weird though, I've seen her mannerisms change lately, like she just sent "hey ;-)" the other day which is odd because she never likes using those little faces. And instead of saying seeya later when she's going to bed she's started saying good night.

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>>663239605
Because I will break up with my gf this weekend. :-(

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>>663244314
Underrated post

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>>663244861
Well, now I feel more awful. Thanks bud.

She will still be around I just got to do my own thing for a bit ya know? I'm a 24 year old college student I need to go fuck around while I'm in my prime. I feel like I only got so long marriage scares the fuck out of me.

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Because this. She's dead now.

>>663239605
Cause I left my lighter at home

>>663245495
And she never just says "hey", its always used in a longer sentence

>>663244574
If you dont lose your Vcard 20 or younger, you're a fucking loser.

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Because I didn't win the Powerball...

>>663244314
Wanna know something cool?

You're perpetuating your own sadness. I know people like you IRL. They're sad fucking losers. They place so much importance on having a romantic relationship that they know nothing of themselves. They tell themselves no one will ever love them, and because they do that, it makes it true.

Have a bit of self-respect, Anon. My first girlfriend broke up with me about 2 weeks ago. With the benefit of hindsight, I realise that I idealised her and our relationship to such an extent that she took me for granted, and I was never myself.

Now I'm living for myself. I need know woman. I am above them. They bring only sadness and misery. I'm fucking awesome, and I don't need any bitch to tell me that. Fuck bitches, get money. All that shit.

Its cold and no bf for warm snuggles ;_;

The person I love more than anyone else, more than my fucking family, isn't talking to me currently

Amway won't leave me alone

I have a cold

>>663243946
People will miss me but it is still meaningless. Trust me I'm not suicidal, I'm just a pendulum swinging between nihilism and pantheism depending on my mood. Lately I've been feeling especially bleak. Our race isn't meant for anything but what its been doing lately is circling the drain. Mark my words our society is unraveling around us. Things are going to get worse, probably until they can't get any worse.

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>>663245693

Tonight?
Where I live it's 8:00 in the morning

>>663245748
Tits or gtfo, whore.

>>663244610
I really hope so too Anon.

>>663244997
Go to school at uni in saskatchewan, making some database site for a local musical ogranization, small city so wont give specifics

>>663245472
I got a GED with full honors at 16. I've been thinking about it but don't have money or social skills.. My anxiety and lack of exposure to people left me with an inability to speak to people that aren't online.


Thanks though. Definitely something I've been thinking about for the last few months after deciding that I'll at least give it till 25 for ODing.

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>>663244831
I guess. Most religious people are OK, I just instantly just them if they are that committed to it, sort of view them as gullible or stupid.

Just like when I see fat people I assume they are lazy, stupid or apathetic.

Fuck I'm a huge cunt.

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>>663245639

Pic of her when she was alive.

>>663244580
At least it was a pvp realm.

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>>663245495
Please tell me you know how to flirt or be sly.
Even if you don't be afraid to, just send the signal you are seeing her in a different way. Or just steer the conversation about how you think she's pretty. If she doesn't see that as you flirting she's a dumbass and just admit you think of her as more of a friend and would want to have her consider that. If she rejects the idea if she's a good friend she won't mind. If she agrees nigga you made it

>>663240069
you have too many autism units

>>663245167
No it's a screenshot of /b/ where the OP asks why aren't you with your friends or something, and the poster says 'You guys are my friends.'

That pic of yours is good though, summarises me pretty well.

>>663245977
sorry for your loss mate, how did she come to pass?

wtf ??? check http://www.grupoallyou.com

>>663245843
Suck my dick newfag

>>663244260
Maybe I just don't give a fuck about pussy. It seems like a lot of work for a very base and carnal pleasure. I've experienced things much more exquisite in my short stint on this earth. People that chase that shit are miserable and people who get that shit are whipped.

>>663245977
>>663245639
rekt bitch

Because radiation sucks, I've lost teeth, my ability to taste, and 30 pounds in a month, I'm soggy from this shit, but life still is good even though you feel like you're dying sometimes. It has it repetition and it's slumps, but fuck, life is beautiful when you actually go out there and live.

>>663239605
Because I have +100 dislikes in my new song, idk why!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRJl9-z8pRg

>>663241082
you'll make the good choice if you leave her

>>663241794
Ive debated suicide myself but the thought of my pop standing over my grave and calling peice of shit faggot just doesnt sit right

>>663246155
dont use words you fail to understand, now tits you stupid whore.

>>663246129

Drug overdose. She was brain-dead and in an induced coma for a couple days before they turned the machines off.

She was only 30.

>>663241082
don't listen to these other guys, nothing wrong with you leavin her

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>>663246155
Uh, no. That was a valid cry for attention from a whore. Try re-reading that ED article on /b/ which brought you here and lurk a little longer before you start using words like "newfag."
Fucking newfag.

>>663246294
You should of got the body to fuck its slimy decay

>>663246190

On a serious level..

Why haven't you killed yourself? I'm not trying to be an asshole, but if it's cancer.. even if you beat it, you'll practically be destroyed and in thousands and thousands of debt if your American..


It seems like so much suffering for the hope of being able to lead a normal life. Depending on the type it's a uphill battle that will eventually kill you.

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>>663245693
If you say so big boy.

There isn't some magical age cutoff that turns you into a demigod because you put your dick in an axe wound.

2/7 for a response.

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>>663245748
>TFW no gf to cuddle
>TFW gf broke up w/ me because she was emotionally unstable.

Wouldn't even let me keep her stable. She was happy and that made her sad.

Femanon please don't be crazy to men. We're just as fragile

>>663246252
Im gay you fucking mongoloid and you're still the bigger fag

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>>663246442

>>663246156
That's true.

But you're such a hipster tryhard faggot about it.

I bet you listen to obscure Indie bands and feel the need to tell everyone about it.

Fuck you.

>>663242729
Neither have I, but it's because I don't want to deal with a relationship. I do wanna have sex though. Guess I could try a friends with benefits type of deal.

>>663246488
Looiks like we got a salty little fucboi virgin. The only fuck you guna is is a dick in your ass.
Faggot

>>663246534
>Gay
LOL
Whats it like having a mental illness?

>>663245950
We're all cunts anon. People who seem good are either good at hiding it or are too dim to be cunts.
Accept that you are flawed and horrible and you won't feel the need to turn it outward.

And devoutly religious people are authoritarian and cult-like. We're lucky to live in a society that has mostly domesticated "religious" people with the trappings of modernity.

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>>663246013
I do know how to flirt and be sly, and I've tried being real smooth but I don't think she fully realized what I was doing. Hell, she's said and done some pretty flirty things but it's so hard to tell if she's just messing with me or if she is doing it because she likes me.

>>663246481
Oh, it's on the doctor's dime. I am American, but I'm the byproduct of a misdiagnosis, my surgery (227k, 17 hours) was completely voided, and life is good, I was suicidal and cried every night at one point, but now everything seems to be looking up.

>>663239605

B/c Rednecks won't just off themselves, all in one go. Dumb, white people keep breeding.

>>663245743

This man speaks the truth.

My ex blocked me, and it was an absolutely destructive relationship. I put her in a pedestal, she was my muse.

But I realized when I was with her I didn't do any music, which was the thing that make her fall in love with me in the first place. I just didn't find any motivation in creating things and I was obsessed with the idea of seeing here every time, I didn't give her a chance to miss me because I always contact her first.

I wish her the best and I hope she finds happiness, but I need to take care of myself now. Gladly I have friends who love me :)

>>663245787
Reminds me of a quote i read somewhere.
>Our world doesn't get worse our eyes just get wider.
Yea it seems like it's nearing end of days with global warming and eco-systems falling apart but we have to accept responsibility as the human race and keep balance. If you look for the positives in life you'll find them.

>>663243567
>adorable

Unfollow her snap story and/unfriend her. Unfollow her fb too. All that shit. It doesn't help to keep seeing her. That's what I did anyway and it helped.

>>663239605

Because about a month ago the girl I am in love with started dating one of my friends...

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>>663245693
>If you dont lose your Vcard 20 or younger, you're a fucking loser.

Most people lose their v card they're in there 20's. Apparently you're too fucking stupid to realize that.

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>>663246156
I'm kind of there with you. I would honestly take my hand and a pizza over some strange most days. People put it on a pedestal and screw over everyone that has their priorities unfucked.

For a relationship though sex is pretty necessary for me I guess. It is a kind of trust and emotion I need to connect to someone. Or maybe I have my head up my ass IDK.

>>663243456
faggot

>>663246819

That's great to hear. I can understand why you want to keep going, then - hope you at least have family and people around you to help you out/make you happy.


What type of cancer did you get? Curious, grandmother died of lung cancer recently and I've always been interested in peoples experiences if you don't mind.

>>663246954
Maybe you're too fucking bitchboy to realize how shit you are?

>>663245930
At least go to community college. I'm not sure what the prices are where you live, but here it's $100 per credit hour. Meet some new people, get involved in a group, and most importantly try to avoid being around your parents. A community college should offer a form of counselling. A good way that helped me defeat my social anxiety is to just start talking. Talk about anything: sports, music, if they have a novelty shirt ask about it. I know that this saying goes around a lot, but it gets better. I don't know when or how, but if you commit suicide, you'll never find out. One last thing, Samuel L. Jackson got his first major role in a movie at age 38, fucking 38. He's now one of the biggest, if not the biggest, movie stars. Yeah, it may take a while, but it's worth it.

>>663246639
No, fuck you, I'll talk however I damn well please

>>663242499
boohoohoo 19 isn't that fucking bad dude, you can always get yourself some pussy

>>663243531
Go for it, man. You have nothing to lose. If she is a great friend, she'll understand and remain friends. Simples.

>>663239605
Because my boyfriend lives on another continent, and we have little chance of ever meeting eachother.

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>>663246809
>ask her to hang out with you
>netflix and chill
>do what ever you two would do
>try and hold her hand
>if she likes you she won't pull her hand away
>if you hold her hand for more than 5 mins at least try and kiss her

>Talk about date next day over text see how she feels about it, apologize if it goes bad, reveal feelings if it goes good.

You got this I know you do

>>663245495
You two will bang ok?

Bowie is dead.

>>663246915
Stop getting friend zoned faggot

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>>663246126
Love you bro, keep fighting a good fight

>>663246721
Being a pervert doesnt bother me. I spend most of my time jerking it to tods and beasty. At least Im not a complete faggot and jew like all of b. Let that sink in: I am saying, as a professor in queerdom, that you are a grade-A douchefag

>>663247258

I hate to sound cruel but this is why getting into online relationships are a horrible, horrible thing that you shouldn't do. 9/10 times it leads to heartbreak or you being lied to.


What caused you to get into something like that? Website? Mutual game? I know a few people who have done that and it's always been awful.

>>663247112
I had/have thyroid, lymphoma, and lung cancer. I actually have a shit ton of friends, people who loved me before I got really sick, and of course their were those pieces of shit who only wanted to be my friend because I was dying. It helped me sort through the real friends and the fakes.

>>663239605
My ex used to like the song hotline bling and I always hated now. I dumped her and now I love it.

>>663247258
London?

>>663243218
I'm sorry to hear that /b/ro.
You'll find someone else tho.

>>663246878
My position is similar, but the only friends I have are you guys.

Shit's hard when you try to focus on loving yourself without becoming extremely conceited and narcissistic.

Can't sleep, court tomorrow. Hope I don't go to jail :[

>>663246901
That is a result of finding what you set out to find, not sitting back and seeing what is there. I cannot unsee the horrors looming on the horizon for our species. Honestly I'm not even that depressed about it per se, I just feel utterly unmotivated. I had ambitions, passions, dreams, but things are so up in the air that I'm not sure what I should do with myself anymore.

>>663246662
>Tinder
>Bars
>Clubs
>Gloryholes

>>663247591
Why are you going to court? If don't mind me asking

>>663247418
Be happy that pussy governments protect your filth you troglodyte.
If the world was just then you would be chunks of coal in the street.

Animal.

>>663244609
>Don't. Suicide is a permeant solution to temporary problem
>Find a hobby, do something that makes you smile at least once. Find love. Find the reason to go.
Not him but are you even trying anon?
You could have copy and pasted that from another anons "oooh don't jew it breh" post
You would have saved yourself some typing

>>663243401
That's why you have to make your own meaning.

>>663245787
>
Then do what you can to make it better. I've been getting in shape, told my gf it's for health reasons, but I actually wanna fly to Syria/Iraq and fight ISIS.

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>>663246234
Yeah I would be sad making the few people I actually give a flying fuck about unhappy.

I'm not suicidal I'm honestly just lazy though. life is OK it is just so much work. Sometimes I think it would be easier to not be around for the 80,000 hours I'm going to have to work and the bullshit that comes with everything day to day.

>>663239605
Cause I'm an obese, stinky, nigger.

...

Wait, never mind OP. Thought I was for a minute but I guess life's awesome after all.

>>663244053
Holy shit anon. Are you me?

>>663247415
<3

>>663244314
Women are NOT a quick poison dude.

>>663245839
Yeah we all know you're something special.

>>663246411
Yea along with a le danky dank triforce sesh and a banana that you really really like

Take your stupid recycled shit out of my face

>>663247409

Ehh, I have a girlfriend anyway, but this girl and I had been becoming real close (She broke up with her ex a few months ago) and I was on the cusp of breaking away from my (honestly, kind of dead anyway) relationship to ask her out...

Then my friend beat me to it.

There's this girl that I've been into for a year (since I met her). She used to start convos and everything, now I'm the one starting conversations, and sometimes she on board but sometimes not. Worst of all, one of her good friends (whom I'm convinced is a closet faggot) hates me

Loneliness is really it

>>663239605
Because I didn't win the powerball. :(

no qt mare to cuddle

>>663247561

You should go out more man, I am lucky that I am extremely social and make friends easy.

>>663239605
coming down from zoloft. continuous migraine for past four days.

>>663247714
A meaning as transient as our absurd existence is no meaning at all, my friend. truth =/= Truth and it never will

But really I've made my peace with this long ago. If everything is a void, then the void is everything.

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>>663247606
>horrors looming on the horizon for out species

>Nigga i work at funeral home! I see dead people everyday. You don't think this has an effect on my psyche and motivation? On a large enough scale everyone's chance of survival is 0. Just do something. Do something that makes you happy, even if it's gassing a million jews be happy.

>>663247714
HAHA but when you die your meaning dies also!

>>663247618
Especially that last one, it's really in-portant.

Get it? Port? I'll cuck off ;_;

>>663247161

Appreciate that. Probably going to do a community college even if I'm in debt. If I end up dying with 50k or so drawn out I'm not going to be the one paying the loan off at least.


Don't want to die, really, but I also don't see how a lonely and menial life is worth all the effort.


Guess I'm just extremely lazy. Big reason I've avoided getting involved with other people is because I'm inexplicably unable to handle arguing/fighting.


Nobody wants to be around the fat kid who has an emotional breakdown the second something shitty happens. Or it's just what I've convinced myself to believe, dunno.

>>663243531
It's worth a shot, if she isn't into you and it freaks her out then she isn't as good a friend as you think

>>663242356
>>663242356

At first I was kind of on board with you because I know what the LDR is like but that just kind of made me disregard any respect I may have had for your plight.

It's not fucked. You're entitled to some kind of reward just cuz you "did the right thing?" You should feel good about doing right by your woman or you shouldn't be dating her, but I guess you know that since you're breaking up with her already.

Or were you looking for "Yeah anon, I pity you, that sucks bro, not banging all those sluts must have been really hard, why don't you tell us about it?"

>>663241794
>>663241794


Sorry about your buddy and your grandparents and your dad though. Those are legitimate reasons to be sad. You should have led with those and not your possibly fictional perfect girlfriend that you seem to care about as much as your last pair of shoes. An heroing is boring. Try becoming an alcoholic like your old man.

>>663247711
I'm doing a lot of posts at one time haha sorry bud

>>663245068
Nasty fag
Kill yourself

>>663248048
here here /b/rotha

>>663248089
Go back to reddit, kunt.

>>663246663
I've prolly banged more chicks in 3 years than you have in your phone right now but w/e

>>663247710
Get off 4chan faggot. Im going to continue my existance, uninterrupted, unphazed, and just as perverted. I truly believe Im not going to die without raping someone. And nobody will do jack shit about me or all this shitposting. Shove your keyboard knighthood up your fat faggot ass

I'm pretty sure I fucked my heart over with all the nootropics and alcohol, and I'm still very young. I am going to confirm whether or not this is true, but it might mean I need to be sober for an indefinite period of time. Which honestly isn't a huge deal but still a bit of a bummer.

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>>663248107
Cuck me senpai

I have been married for six months to a girl with long term psychosis, I guess I just sort of settled for what I could get. Then I moved with her to another city and met a girl I like waay more who is smart and just sort of feels right. Even if she did not want to be with me I would be happy to just flirt with her and not feel like an adulterous scumbag. My wife wants to have children and I think that will be fucked up with her mental illness. I want a divorce but I feel like she won't let me go.

>>663247978
When loneliness is your only problem, you really know that you're alone.

>>663248263
Y... yo... you too

>>663248040
>>663248040
Idk what it is man. I go to clubs (hobby clubs not dance clubs) and do all sorts of stuff where I should be able to make friends.

And yet everyone around me makes friends with each other and I can't seem to break into the circle. I just don't get why I can't do it.

>No family
>Dad died
>Mom's a drunk
>Distant from other relatives
>Friends went their separate ways in collage years
>Friend I had since grade 10
>Met him on Xbox
>Never left me
>Friendship grew more during grade 12 onwards
>We knew each other inside and out
>He was my brother. My drive.
>2013, August 4
>He finds out he has a tumor
>He doesn't have enough money to get the surgery or be be in debt till 45
>Have money
>He wont take it
He had to... without him...
>His due date was 2015, Fall
>Wanted to meet up. See each other for the first time
>I live in Canada
>He lives in the States
>Gives me his and his parents address incase something happens
>Close to a 3 day drive
>Time I didn't have
>Thought I had plenty
>2015 December 2 or 4th
>Stopped coming on
>Hasen't been on for 4 days
>He's been jobless since 2014
>He's been living with his parents since 2014, has no responsibility
>2016, January 7
>It's been too long
>Call in sick, have a flu
>Need a few days
>Punch in his address he gave me since in Google Maps
>Only took a day and a half
>Knock on his parents door
>They look at me
"Is Anon home? I'm an old friend of his. Want to see how he's doing"
>They tolled me
>I had a fealing, but I wasn't ready
>Had to stay there a few hours.
>Needed to collect myself
>I haven't been to work since
>A job I've never cared for
>A live I never cared for
>Only a person
>A friend
>A brother
>My drive

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>>663247294
You know what, that's actually not a bad idea. Also she'd be more inclined to Netflix because there are a lot of shows she wants to see but she doesn't have Netflix. You know what I'm gonna do it. I'm done being so worried about it. I've had so many people say that if she's a great friend then she won't get weirded out by it even if she doesn't feel the same way. I'm gonna do it. Thanks to everyone who said something, I think I needed the encouragement to do anything.

Because David Bowie is dead.

>>663248455
I don't know what to do. I don't have any drive to keep living. I don't see a point. I'm lost, depressed and alone. I need to get this off my chest. I don't know if it will help or not. I don't want to end my post with "I want to kill myself" so I'll end it with 4 words. What do I do?

Just dropping in to say Im gay but have still probably banged more chicks than most you sperglords

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Because I watched anohana

>>663244052
That's shit dude, you're fucked.

>>663248303
>Call people faggot
>Is faggot
lol faggots dont understand irony, not surprising though, faggots mind is only sex and disgusting.

Like Animals

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Fams should i drop out, regardless if i get my degree im going infanty or armour, does it count for rank or something.


Also canadian forces desu

>>663247964
Can a /b/rother get some help on this ome?

>>663248519
find a new online friend who you know will become a great friend. he would want you to be happy. if you believe in heaven then he will watch over you.

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I'm down to 3 hours of sleep a night.

I'm not sure when this pain will end.

>>663248278
Yeah, you sitting on their strap-ons, that sooooo counts, give me a break bitchboy.

Discovered that just my parents gives a fuck about me, nobody call me for nothing even for a conversation on fb and im not good in anything at all

>>663248443

You over think it.

Get drunk as fuck, get high, do drugs, do MDMA. Don't give a shit about anything.

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>>663248135
I'm not sure what you mean when you say that you can't handle arguing/fighting. Do you have a job? When you have these breakdowns, what are your immediate thoughts? Are they like in pic related?

>>663245639

she die of a drug overdose or some shit

>>663248965
Kill youself then?
Trying to be helpful

I dropped out of college am I disappointment to my faimly, drink and get fucked up too much, my exs try to make me feel shit constantly but then there's her, she's perfect I feel like I'm in pure ecstasy with her but when I'm not all I can think about is when she'll tear me too fucking shreds. She's too good to me, too supportive, too understanding and she'll be the death of me when it's all over I just don't want it too end but it will all good things do

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>>663248515
Just never take her for granted and always treat her how you would want your daughter treated.

>God speed anon

>>663244260
you are wise anon

>>663248089
The problem I'm in friend is I'm not sure what will make me happy anymore, at least in a sustainable, long run fashion. I've become disillusioned with what I had long thought would be my life, and my alternatives offer me little stability and are likely a waste of my talents. They might be my talents to squander but so many people believe in me I'd prefer not to let them down.

Nevertheless, I definitely know what you're trying to say. I feel like I say it to myself everyday. Happiness seems like a sound investment but it can be a tricky check to cash.

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Overall life is alright although I feel that I'm getting too mature whereas my friends are pretty much still acting like they are still in highschool. I am leaving community college in the fall and although the uni I'm transferring to is only about 15 minutes from home I still feel like I won't see anyone again pretty soon. I'm only 20 but man life just kind of jumps up at you and there are so many decisions to make that are going to impact everything for the rest of my life coming up rather quickly.....but I honestly am looking forward to seeing what life has in store for me.

>>663248736
No heres the best part. I actually do so much more than just sex. I have tons of different interests, all of which fill me with incredible happiness to explore. Other than my perversions Im a well adjusted person who couldnt be happier, other than if jt were warmer. I have a large group of friends who I see everyday who believe Im a perfectly normal person. Thats right, Im a disgusting pervert dwelling on 4chan and yet still have so much more in life than your dimwitted, recycled content-spewing faggot fuckhole

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>>663248189
I care about her a lot which is why I'm pretty upset about it, but I guess I'm a superficial asshole that throws shitfits when I don't get what I want out of people.

I'm already an alcoholic, but I'm getting a lot better recently I think. Work in progress I suppose.

>>663247964

I mean what, does she knows how you feel? You say you've known her for a year. Have you made a move? Or do you just talk?

And I think that's exactly how I lost my ex, she had this friend that she didn't like me, he's gay and I'm pretty sure she convinced her that I'm a terrible person.

Don't initiate conversation, wait until she says something and ask her out.

>>663244404
You just gotta go for it anon. And be ready to suck it up if it doesn't work

>>663248443
If you're in a city, any city, they are pretty notorious for being cliquey. Here are my recommendations for meaningful and/or satisfying relationships: work, hobbies, school and music festivals.

>>663248848
I always know he wanted me to be happy. He tried to ignore his tumor at all cost since he know how much it scared me. He wouldn't take my money to get put in a debt I wouldn't be able to dig myself out of for him. He wouldn't tell he about his headaches his parents tolled me he was experiencing. He didn't want me to feel sad with his remaining time (fucking tearing up). He wanted me to be happy. It's why I can't sum up the courage to end it. He wouldn't want me to do it. He would want me to keep living happy. But how do I do it? How?

>>663249062
My bad i scrolled down and saw that it was. Sorry for your loss. Im guessing heroin. Shit kills a lot of people i just got off the shit like 2 months clean right now. Sick of watching people die like that

>>663248943
Actually pounded the hell out of those girls. Its hilarious because Im a bottom

Because I'm married but I'm not happy with my relationship, like I've been strung along for something I don't want. It's a terrible feeling /b/, the things I have to live with are awful.

>>663249114
I care about my parents, but is a option

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>>663249062

Yeah. They took her off life support yesterday as she was brain-dead.

>>663239605
A couple reasons

1. A bit lonely. No biggie tho, happens.

2. No overtime at work. Not gonna make an extra $800 next check after all. First world problem, just gonna have an extra like, $500.

3. I will eventually run out of weed.

4. I miss my ex. I don't miss being with her, or living together, or all the bullshit, but I just miss her. Her smell, her voice, the feel of her body against mine, the sounds she made when we fucked, and the sounds she made when she slept.

>>663249542
Have you ever seen the movie American Beauty?

>>663244735
You gotta dive into it and suck up your awkwardness at first, and eventually you'll start to figure it out

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>>663239605
>My 4 year old niece Josie died in and accident recently.
>My grandpa died shortly after her funeral from heartbreak.
>My mom and sister are such a mess
>I just want to help but I can't
>I'm dealing with so much depression myself
>my girlfriend of 3 years left me because I was so depressed about my niece dying that she said it was affecting her grades in college.
>want to die from sadness
>want to stay alive because of my family

>>663249344
>Making shit up because you are salty
lol you keep telling yourself you arent animal, faggot.
It funny cus no matter how much you lie it wont be true and you stuck in this one life as shitty mental retard.

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broke wont have spending money for weeks and i cant sleep work in 4 hours

>>663249376
I'm one of those guys that thins everything I do will end badly so I haven't made a move.
I wish I was fucking dead. This isn't even the first time I didn't make a move when I should have

>>663249461
find something that's makes you happy and that might've made him happy just to be a little closer to him. did he like or participate in anything like doctor who or mlp or sports like magic or football?

>>663249639
No I haven't, what's it like? Too lazy to look up.

>tfw i'm still in bed and need to get up and get ready for work, but my dog is sleeping next to me and i don't want to leave him.

>>663249466

Good luck, dude. I hope you stay clean. Drugs are some fucking bad shit.

>>663243456
True words anon

>>663249049

No. For the most part I browse 4chan and play games - currently in a 4 days a week class that pays for some testing I'm doing and gives me something to do. I want to get a job but I'm physically incapable of most things - standing for more then an hour or two'll leave me in horrible pain for the next two days. I got painkillers from family but that's not enough for anything more then a day to day.


Breakdown? Can't think; usually immediately attempt to back myself into a corner and usually start bawling regardless of attempts to stop, doubly so when dealing with people of authority. Pretty much can't even talk - but.. the picture, it's pretty similar for me in general and post-breakdown.

>>663249257
Just don't die with regrets or wishing you've done more. Travel. Just push yourself somewhere.

>>663248401
Kind of funny when you put it that way. I'm balls deep in student loans, have a few health problems, etc. But the only reason why I am sad is because I'm by myself. I did get a pet cat though, so that has helped

>>663243531
I was in the same position a few years back, only difference is that i was more of a 5/10 beta faggot. Waited waaaay to long to tell her how I felt, although she was giving me all the signals. When I finally told her it was too late. It ended up with me being miserable for 4 years with no way to move on (since we hung out like every day). The 'friendship' isnt worth it man and deep down you know it, for you it's all or nothing and if you're telling yourself otherwise you're just tricking yourself. Go for it, man. You really got nothing to lose.

>>663249666
Jesus christ man

Didn't win powerball. Tragically burried in inherited debt.

>>663243456
Can confirm, don't get into a serious relationship that is long term until you have had sex with multiple women and you are in mid to late 20s.

Any serious relationship that happens earlier that will end up in regret, resentment, and long drawn out waste 95% of the time.