Almost half a liter so far of 2016. Thoughts?

>>663145616
Timestamp?

Is he back?!?

>>663145616
Timestamp

Half a liter in 13 days? How many times do you masturbate each day?

Stupid faggot stop trying to be Jizzus.
Heathen

>babby boy newfag thinks the same hoax is going to work twice

I'm sure some idiots who don't belong here will believe you.

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>>663145616

of what? lemonade?

if you think that looks like cum you've probably never cummed.

>>663145616
not him

>>663145756
Yes

>>663145616
holy fuck not this guy again.

>>663145616
Would love to drink

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>>663145728

>>663145905
It does if you drink as much mountain dew as op

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>>663145616
Gross. Why are you putting banana pudding in coke bottles?

Guys HE is back!
>>663146135
>>663146135
>>663146135

>>663145616
>Squirt is my favorite drink

>Captcha: Post all Bananafags

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>>663146135
this is it, it's happening again

>>663145616
I have a serious question.

How does these bottles smell like, when cap is open?
I bet they're fuckin gross. Just wondering.

>>663146135
TRIPS FOR DRINK

>>663146135
fuckkkkkk. he's back!

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Calling BS, that is way too much cum for just 2 weeks

Not the same guy

What are these crystal things on the top of the right bottle?

>>663146716
Ballsack stones

>>663146681
Not if you try hard and believe in yourself.

>>663146681
agreed.

>>663146381
WILL DRINK FOR QUADS NOW

>>663145616
One Question: Do you have a fetish?

hey romodomo xD

>>663147074
Quads

>>663147074
roll

>>663146681
>bottles are 50cl each
>bottle is not full
>op is fapping all day
>op is fapping everyday for the last 2 weeks

i want to believe

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Witness these

>>663146681
wikipedia says 0.1-10 ml per average ejaculation (lets just say 5-7).
lets say he has 0.5l of sperm there that means the product of 70-100 ejaculations. which means 5-8 ejaculations per day. If you time it right and masturbate every like 4 hours or so you can definetly do it.

>>663147074
Drink it, record it, and post it you fucking faggot

>>663147306
I wonder how his dick looks like...

>>663147451
Roll quads

>>663147519
Raw like red meat

>>663147451
Do it faggot

>>663147074
you already drank it once...

a new legend arises from the dust and lotion

>>663147446
yeah, implying you produce the same amount of cum each times, 5-7 times per day, which everybody knows is very unlikely.

>>663147451
This

>>663147451
Do it now! Arghhh

>>663147451
Do this naooooo

>>663147737
This

>>663147777
WINRAR

>>663147615
He will drink it regardless of quads bc he is that much of a fag. The past is the best predictor of the future

>>663147777
>>663147777
>>663147777
>>663147777
>>663147777
>>663147777
>>663147777

Jizzus wannabe
Fuck off kid

>>663147777
Holy mother fuck that was quick

>>663147777
HOLY FUCK WIN RAR

>>663147777
Winner winner, chicken dinner. Drink cum soda OP

>>663147446
5-8 wanks is easily doable. The problem is the decreasing returns. I know when I blow my first load it will be the biggest I see in the day. By 3 wanks I am purely dribbling.

>>663147777
WINRAR

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>>663147777

>>663147647
as i said, if you time it right it might be possible. you can also increase the overall sperm production and have a naturally high sperm production

>>663147777
OP, don't be a fag and drink it

:DDD YAAY

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>>663147777
it's happening

OP gonna drown in his own cum

Shit, I forgot about Jizzmas 2016. Someone has pics?

>>663148230
I was there when he posted and sorry i dont :C

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>>663147777
Time for OP to liquify his assets and close his account at the sperm bank

Keep the thread alive

>>663148175
How do we know this is the real Jizzus?

>>663148405
Timestamp

>>663148393
red leader reporting in

ROLLING AGAIN

>>663148036
So we're talking about full time everyday commitment to masturbating, I guess it is possible but still... that is a lot of cum for 2 weeks...

>>663146135
J-JIZZUS!!!!! HALO BE THY NAME YOU BLESS'TH US!

>>663147306
>>663147446
That's assuming OP can actually produce enough jiz quickly enough. That'd be WAY faster than the normal full replacement rate which is three days.

OP is fulla shit

>>663148468
Anyone can timestamp a bottle of jizz. He had like several bottles. Also, he always posts on the 27th, not the 31st.

>>663148555
Checked

>>663148551
git gud u fookin scrub lurn 2 wank lyke a pro

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>>663147777
OP is a faggot

>>663148632
Alright my bad I don't follow the scripture of jizzus that closely

>>663147777
I bet it was hard work to collect soo much cum....

>>663147777
DO IT OP

>>663148175
timestamps formatted differently tho

>>663148770
It's the biggest happening all year on 4chan. I am so angry with myself that I missed it this year. Been looking forward to it every year since 2008

>>663147777
WINRAR

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toasten in epic bread

>>663147074

nooo, you gotta wait till it ages.

OP needs to deliver

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>mfw op is about to drink the bottle as we speak

>>663148913
same, my first year being aware of cumbottles man was '09, shit was epic.

HOly shit it really happened

This guy ain't got shit compared to Pony Cum Jar Project Guy.

Save it!